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ITT: Japanese food

>> No.16661143

>>16661140
Mountain yam.

>> No.16661148 [DELETED] 

>>16661140
wow asian people are fucked up what is their problem and why do they eat shit like this you fucking freaks stop it just eat ham sandwiches you nightmarish bug people you are scaring my children

>> No.16661178 [DELETED] 

>>16661148
What I remember as chinese food growing up as a young kid in Hong Kong

>turtle/shark fin soup
>fried chicken feet
>pig uterus noodles
>fried rice with pork knuckle gristle
>unidentifed fish balls on a stick
>boiled dog meat
>one time, monkey brains

Americans have no idea how bad it really is. No one in china knows what the fuck beef and broccoli is or sweet and sour pork. Chinese food is disgusting. Literally the worst parts to eat of any animal. Makes sense because chinks are the race of humans closest to animals. They make disgusting noises when they eat, slurp everything, men in the streets lift their fucking wife beaters over their sweaty stomachs while laughing and chewing with their mouths full of food. Like what kind of idiot decided 2 sticks is the most practical way to eat grains of fucking rice. Starving Nigerians who eat grass have a better diet than the average chinese.

>> No.16661182 [DELETED] 

>>16661140
why is japanese cuisine so hilariously bad?
the main staple dish of nipponland is sushi which is literally just fish on rice
their curry is just watered soup
ramen is just inferior version of authentic Chinese noodles
even instant noodles is taiwanese (Chinese) and not from japan

why could the nips not make a satisfactory cuisine?

>> No.16661194
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>>16661140
two nukes weren't enough

>> No.16661216

>>16661140
what is this creature?

>> No.16661218

>>16661140
Somebody please explain what the fuck is actually happening in this webm

>> No.16661231

>>16661216
>>16661218
It appears to be a parasitic worm stowing away inside of a large slug to which the Chinaman coaxes it out and throws it into a bucket of water to hold it for later eating.

>Source: my fat little ass

>> No.16661232

>>16661178
This is bait and a pasta

>>16661216
It looks like a sea cucumber, a silver pearlfish is known to live inside the anus of a cucumber, not even kidding, cause that's the end the cucumber breathes through

>> No.16661250
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>>16661232
>Anon isn't lying and there exists a fish that lives to swim up the asshole of sea cumbers and live in there for it's lifespan

What did God mean by this

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16661252

I like Udon noodles

>> No.16661303
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You haven't eaten real Japanese food until you've tried natto.

>> No.16661354

cum beans

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>>16661354

Hahaha, that's exactly what they look like.

>> No.16661682

>>16661216
>Ja-no-me namako (snake's eye cucumber) because it looks like a snake's eye
>pukes up its own guts

>> No.16661715

>MUH JAPANESE FOOD
- raw fish
- rotten sauce
- arthropods (alive)
- weeds
- rice
No wonder japs hate living.

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>>16661250
You think that's bad?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adactylidium
>The pregnant female mite feeds upon a single egg of a thrips, growing five to eight female offspring and one male in her body. The single male mite mates with all the daughters when they are still in the mother. The females, now impregnated, eat their way out of their mother's body so that they can emerge to find new thrips eggs.[2] The male emerges as well, but does not look for food or new mates, and dies after a few hours. The females die at the age of four days, when their own offspring eat them alive from the inside.

>> No.16661855
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I like my food to be self aware of it being eaten

>> No.16661867

>>16661855
take that Cthulhu

>> No.16661870

fucking dirty squinty eyed bastards

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>>16661140

>> No.16662135

>>16661216
>>16661218
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B5AiCJ6bckY

>> No.16662166

>>16661178
b8/pasta aside chicken feet, pork knuckle, and unidentified fish balls are all pretty damn good, only thing i dont like about any of those is that chicken feet is a bit too bony to be enjoyable to eat

t. american with asian gf

>> No.16662202

>>16661724
Yea, this is bullshit.

>> No.16662222

>>16662135
End result really doesn't look bad

>> No.16662223

>>16662135
Did he just use the Food Wishes music at the beginning?

>> No.16662237

>>16661855
Poor thing

>> No.16662271
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>>16662222
The kind that Japanese people usually eat is different.
I've never seen it before.

In Japan, they are usually marinated in sugar, vinegar, and soy sauce, and eaten raw.
It is a delicacy to enjoy its hard texture without much taste.
In China, they are dried and used to make soup.
They are also sold at a high price, so they are often poached in Japan and smuggled to China.

>> No.16662291

>>16661855
How can you show cruelty and refuse death to a creature of God.
I never understood why the abrahamic religions teach us modesty and pity she we spend our time fighting eachother but know I know.
They knew.
They were preparing us for war against the bugmen.

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>> No.16662339
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Carbohydrate food is delicious.

>> No.16662370

>>16661182
>sushi
>staple dish
Anon, do you know what those words mean? Sushi is, and always has been, a delicacy. Especially the way you defined it.

>> No.16662381

>>16661218
>>16661231
It's not a worm, it's an eel. There are fish that live inside sea cucumbers because not much eats them as their innards, which is what was expelled with the eel, are irritants and will dissuade predators from eating them.

>> No.16662389

>>16661148
That particular guy in the video just likes to try weird sea shit.
>>16661182
>>16661715
They only have sea and rice. What did you expect?

>> No.16662690

>>16662166
Chicken feet are like pistachios, you gotta put in a shitload of effort to get such a small amount of food.
They do taste good though.

>> No.16663212

>>16662291
>>16662237
I think they just take the idea of freshness too far.

>> No.16663277

>>16661252
What kind of sauce is that?

>> No.16663396

>>16663277
oh god its ketchup

>> No.16663413

I made one of those Japanese curry packs. It was very good.

>> No.16663748

>>16661178
Doesn't posting stale copypasta get old? I mean, do you giggle yourself to tears every time you do it? It seems like such a waste. Why not do something original, or have you no personality of your own?

>> No.16663836

>>16661194
>>>/y/outube

>> No.16663877

>>16661140
Is that an Asian garloid? I love those.

>> No.16664147

>>16661140
My stomach turned when he picked it up with chopsticks, I was actually expecting him to eat it.

>> No.16664282

Japanese people are to the ocean as chinese people are to the land.

>> No.16664297

>>16661140
bro your garloid looks sick

>> No.16664326
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Don't forget this classic!

>> No.16664493

>>16662324
>Ayo we heard you rike carbs so we put carbs on your carbs!

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>>16661140
Who here looked up what was going on with the OP, then coomed?

>> No.16664662

>>16664638
>"This hole, it was made for me!"

>> No.16664673

>>16662339
Hey I had both of those in Tokyo in 2019, they were better than the average McDonalds but not great.
Korokke from the local butcher were the bomb tho.

>> No.16664694

>>16661303
it looks like nutted on nuts

>> No.16664916

>>16664694
thanks for your contribution, kyle

>> No.16664931

>>16661303
tried it it was nothing special IMO, would be better with some fried eggs perhaps

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>>16664673
It's only MacDonald, after all.
You should try this next time you're in Osaka.

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Burdock root is not very pretty, but makes the most delicious salad.

>> No.16665844

>>16661178
>fish balls on a stick
that's octopus balls
>boiled dog meat
alongside shark fin soup, which is an expensive delicacy?
>monkey brains
lmao

>> No.16665852

>>16661140
>Japanese food thread
>not a single roast Korean baby

>> No.16665875

>>16661182
Why does China eat cats and dogs?

>> No.16665897

A classic, I don't care if isn't japanese.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uyCjOkpqqzE

>> No.16665915

>>16662135
He fried and ate the fish that came out of it

>> No.16666606

>>16665758
interesting, I never seen a deep fried "bun" before

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>>16661252
Gentleman, what gyudon, katsudon and karague recipes you guys recommend. I tried a really basic gyudon recipes from YouTube and it was alright albeit a little sweet even when cutting back on the sugar.
>>16661303
i tried this shit once and it was disgusting. I would rather starve, for real.

>> No.16666931

>>16661140
This shit funny taken out of context lmao Asians a freak

>> No.16666958

>>16666887
>a little sweet even when cutting back on the sugar
Probably all you can do is use no extra sugar. Maybe find a substitute for mirin and/or sake that isn't as sweet if it's still a bit too much.

>> No.16666968

Guy from source of OP video is based. No anon here would spearfish poisonous shit at night like this japchad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FhMNm5nzQbs

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>>16663212
unless it's still moving it is not fresh enough for my tastes. honestly just give me the knife at the table and I'll deal with it myself

>> No.16667019 [DELETED] 

>>16662339
what is gurakoro. birademi chizu garakoro

>> No.16667219

>>16663277
ketchup

>> No.16667259

>>16666606
it says croquette sandwich. the mcdonalds one says beef croquette gratin

>> No.16667265

>>16665844
>that's octopus balls
no it's fish balls. fish balls is v common chinese food. just very finely minced white fish, nothing mysterious about it

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don't mind me just posting mini vegetables so you guys can cleanse your eyes

>> No.16667307

when i was in japan i ate a 14 paddies burger. it was alright.

>> No.16668314 [DELETED] 

>>16667265
What I remember as chinese food growing up as a young kid in Hong Kong

>turtle/shark fin soup
>fried chicken feet
>pig uterus noodles
>fried rice with pork knuckle gristle
>unidentifed fish balls on a stick
>boiled dog meat
>one time, monkey brains

Americans have no idea how bad it really is. No one in china knows what the fuck beef and broccoli is or sweet and sour pork. Chinese food is disgusting. Literally the worst parts to eat of any animal. Makes sense because chinks are the race of humans closest to animals. They make disgusting noises when they eat, slurp everything, men in the streets lift their fucking wife beaters over their sweaty stomachs while laughing and chewing with their mouths full of food. Like what kind of idiot decided 2 sticks is the most practical way to eat grains of fucking rice. Starving Nigerians who eat grass have a better diet than the average chinese.

>> No.16668520

>>16662339
Damn, that does look really good

>> No.16668541

japanese food looks like bland. either fried or cooked with soysauce and rice wine. sometimes miso. no wonder there's tons of italian restaurants there

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>>16662339

>> No.16668878

>>16661303
I had this stuff once, and it literally tasted and smelled like the juice at the bottom of a garbage can. Like actual just spoiled beans and rotten produce

>> No.16668883

>>16661140
>Ah, Kos... Or some say Kosm

>> No.16668891

>>16661855
But why does he purposefully keep it alive as long as possible tho

>> No.16668894
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>>16661140
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1S2nuZsBz8g
Puddi Puddi
Giga Puddi!

>> No.16669356

>>16668891
subhuman bug "people"

>> No.16669417

>>16661231
Sounds like my honeymoon

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>>16661182
>Their curry is watered down soup
Actually that would be Thai curry. Japan leans towards the thicker side.

>> No.16669552

>>16662166
Why did you betray your race?

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>>16661182
>taiwanese (Chinese)

>> No.16669679

>>16664662
sensiblechuckle.gif

>> No.16669689

>>16669552
not him but as much as I hate WMAF (almost always 3/10 white guys)... white + east asian is probably the best interracial pairing

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>>16661303
I learned to like natto for the sake of my host family.

I had a weird craving for it after returning home to America, and when I ordered it at a local Japanese place everyone else at the table spent the rest of the meal accusing me of ruining theirs.

>> No.16669766

>>16666968
The virgin Kaneko vs. the chad Masaru

>> No.16669780
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>>16662324
Needs mayo.
Mayo on yakisoba and yakisoba pan is so good.

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>>16661194
The nukes were a war crime as well as asking the Japanese to go blind into unconditional surrender.

The conditional surrender prior to the nukes was the same as the unconditional surrender.

Never say what you said ever again. End that behaviour in others as well.

>> No.16670183

>>16670180
That's not the same guy and you're a gay retard.

>> No.16670196

>>16668861
Honestly they should show commercials like this in America, weebs will buy literally anything if you attach an anime girl to it.
One of my weeb friends literally eats at taco bell all the time because a Vtuber said taco bell is her favorite fast food place on a stream once.

>> No.16670445

>>16670196
Kek, weebs are truly the filthiest of consumers

>> No.16670449

>>16661140
rice.

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>>16661148
Americans basically did the same thing before urbanization, some still do. You can find videos similar to picrel with porcupines, armadillos, rats, coyotes, snapping turtles etc.

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>>16670180
>>16670183
I really don't care about this weeb. Or his hot wife. I'm more concerned about the 4 feet tall open CD stand he has balanced on a 2.5 tall speaker. What the fuck? Eventually someone is going to sneeze and he's going to have the worst day in years.

>> No.16671859

>>16661303
tastes a little like vegemite to me, I think natto is pretty good

>> No.16671877

>>16669780
I like it on katsudon myself

>> No.16671913

>>16662339
I like anime, and I don't mind McDonald's, but something about this makes me feel strange.

>> No.16671941

>>16667009
The fact that I have to cut it up in front of me takes too much time, not fresh enough for me. Honestly god gave me a perfect set of knives to enjoy my food as fresh as possible, my teeth. Just let me gnaw on a live pig still squealing and oinking. The way nature intended, as fresh as possible

>> No.16672002

>>16662291
>How can you show cruelty and refuse death to a creature of God. I never understood why the abrahamic religions teach us modesty and pity she we spend our time fighting eachother
Beautifully put, brother. you have your head in the right place

>> No.16672008

>>16662135
This is the most jap shit i ever seen. Literal hours to prepare some garbage sea creature not suitable for consumption under super bright kitchen light while jabbing on about how ”soft” and ”scary” the petrified creature is. Fuck is wrong with eating real food for real? Why dive to the bottom of the sea and dig out litteral turd fish that taste like shit anyways?

>> No.16672020

>>16672008
Yea, and ofcourse he has to go ”Ooohh, ah suuuper savoury!!” after the first bite. Jesus christ

>> No.16672029

Katsudon is the closest thing on Earth to legalized crack.

>> No.16672030

>>16661182
More bait and stale pasta.

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>>16662291
Indeed.

>> No.16672126

>>16661303
I've only had those frozen packets of natto. But it's not good even after several attempts.

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>>16672029
Today I'm going to teach you something you didn't know about rice bowls.

Una tama don
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QzP2a1r5qDc

It's even better if you roast the eel skin on a burner before cooking.

>> No.16672136

>>16672126
>I've only had those frozen packets of natto
As opposed to what? That’s literally how natto comes.

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>>16672136
Gourmet, fresh from the rice hole or whatever the fuck purists eat

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>>16672126
Only those who find unseasoned rice delicious will understand the benefits of natto.

>> No.16672160

>>16672149
Traditional Wara Natto has a strong smell, so many Japanese people don't like it.

>> No.16672169

>>16672160
Strong smell it itself isn't too bad. I like surströmming and strong cheeses.

Natto just has the slimy texture and tastes off.
It makes the entire bowl of rice feel like mucus.

>> No.16672213

>>16662291
It's dead, the movement you're seeing is post-mortem spasming. Essentially, the body is so simple that it does not yet realize it's dead.

>> No.16672220

>>16672149
That’s extremely uncommon. People in Japan buy natto in the frozen packs. It’s not something you want just sitting at ambient temperature.

>>16672169
>Natto just has the slimy texture and tastes off.
It doesn’t taste “off”, it tastes like natto. Some are less slimy than others, because some people like the slime more than others. There’s about a gorillion different brands for personal preference. Even my local import store in the US stocks about 20 of the more popular brands from Japan.

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>>16661140

>> No.16672223

>>16672136
In Japan, natto is available in 'never been frozen' form. It is touted for its probiotic qualities.

>> No.16672229

>>16672169
Natto needs to be mixed at least 50 times.
According to chemical measurements, the umami component of natto is at its best after 400 times.
Also, as you increase the number of times you mix it, the beans start to separate from the juice, and the consistency decreases somewhat.

>> No.16672237

>>16672223
It’s available. It’s not what 98% of people buy. Also, freezing doesn’t destroy the probiotic properties.

>> No.16672285

>>16672169
>Natto just has the slimy texture and tastes off.
Maybe they're not used to the taste of glutamate from soy, so they can't sense it.

>> No.16672701

>>16671941
it depends on what animal it is. if it's a swordfish, I can use my hands, but if it's an octopus I'd want a weapon due to its intelligence.

>> No.16672751

Natto contains Bacillus coagulans, which is exceptional for digestive health.

>> No.16672827

>>16665832
wtf I always thought gokus dad was like the only saiyajin not named after a vegetable

>> No.16672931

>>16661855
What an absolute degenerate monster, he left the faucet on.

>> No.16672994

>>16669780

Mayo is required on yakisoba