/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.16660778]

What food tastes good with cigarettes? I'm planning to take up smoking but I don't want to smoke at home so I'm gonna smoke in public.

[Anonymous No.16660781]

>>16660778
Coffee
Overripe bananas

[Anonymous No.16660786]

>>16660778
Coffee, sparkling water, barrel aged spirits of all kinds, stout beer.

You can go the refreshing route or complimentary route with darker chocolate, roasty kinda flavors.

[Anonymous No.16660797]

>>16660778
her body type is like the penguin from batman returns

[Anonymous No.16660814]

>>16660778
Tiramisu

[Anonymous No.16660819]

>>16660778
Dont take up smoking idiot

[Anonymous No.16660827]

duuuhhh dunt take oop smoeking idort durrrr im retarded durrrrrrr

[Anonymous No.16660870]

>>16660778
taking up smoking is a massive waste of money among other issues, no reason to take it up unless your life is awful

[Anonymous No.16660876]

>>16660778
Under what circumstances is smoking something you -plan- to take up? That's like planning to take up overeating.

[Anonymous No.16660882]

>>16660778
>smoking woman
>massive gunt
D R O P E D
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[Anonymous No.16660922]

oh good the women found the thread

[Anonymous No.16661473]

>>16660797
Kinda.

>>16660778
I always but toothpaste on my ciggies because menthol's cost too much.

[Anonymous No.16661518]

>>16660797
kek

[Anonymous No.16661604]

>>16660778
>What food tastes good with cigarettes?

Well nobody really eats and smokes at the same damn time. Smokers aren't lighting up a cig while they're enjoying their steak and potatoes, taking drags with food in your mouth. That's how you choke; smoke goes to your lungs and food goes to your stomach. The vast majority of smokers save their cigarettes for after the meal. If your question is "how does an after meal cigarette feel", the answer is very, very good.

>I'm planning to take up smoking

You should reconsider. It's not a good habit, and it took me 10 years and the technological innovations in vaping for me to quit. There's a litany of reasons why you shouldn't smoke, but you probably already know them all, so I won't bore you. Just know that every single person on earth can smell it on you the second you walk in. Each person has a different tolerance to the cigarette smell. Some can't handle it at all, so I've lost the opportunity to make new friends/go on dates, simply because I'm a smoker

>I don't want to smoke at home so I'm gonna smoke in public.

That's why we go outside to our porch/in our garage to smoke, because it stinks up your entire house. But regardless, if you start smoking, it's not gonna be a question of what you 'want', it'll just happen and there's not a whole lot you can do about that. You're not just gonna smoke while you're out in public and just magically stop when you get home. In fact the opposite will happen; you're gonna smoke way more at home than you do in public.


Tldr, if you haven't started yet, don't start, and if you don't care, then just be prepared to change your life drastically, and it's not gonna be for the better at the end of the day.

>t. Ex smoker of 10 years who only quit a few months ago.

[Anonymous No.16661660]

>>16660778
oysters
strong taste and extremely cool

[Anonymous No.16661768]

What a fucking retard.

[Anonymous No.16661788]

Smoking a cig after a heavy meal is the best. It's the only thing I miss about smoking. Vaping fills the void of having something to do with my hands and the hand-to-mouth motion but the inhale doesn't quite hit the spot like a cig does, especially not after a meal.

[Anonymous No.16661853]

>>16660778
>I'm planning to become a degenerate addict
Fucking what?

[Anonymous No.16662077]

>>16660819
>>16660870
>>16660876
>>16661768
>>16661853
listen you limp dick little queers, smoking makes you look cool as hell and thats the bottom line.

[Anonymous No.16662164]

>>16660882
Your loss my gain. I want to marry her.

[Anonymous No.16662186]

>>16660778
coffe is so fucking addictive and on top of that it kills you slowly, and that's not all, it also gives you perma soft dick, you want perma soft dick? You've been warned.

[Anonymous No.16662189]

>>16662186
how fucking retarded I am
>coffee
* smoking

[Anonymous No.16662191]

>>16660778
no food and btw smoking kinda dulls your taste receptors so if you smoke for some time food wont taste as good until you stop or take a long enough break...

[Anonymous No.16662268]

>>16662189
AH. ffs i was about to ask you what insane conspiracy food theory you'd been smoking.

[Anonymous No.16662480]

>>16660778
Why would you take up smoking? It makes your lungs feel gross, your breath and clothes stink, and is expensive and degenerate

The only people who smoke are wagies who can't go 8 hours without an external dopamine hit, and really rich people with no meaning in life

[Anonymous No.16662492]

>>16662480
Cigars are fine, cigs are not
If I weren't so stingy with my money I'd smoke a cigar and have a few shots of Johnny Walker every day after work

[Anonymous No.16662495]

>>16660778
>I'm planning to take up smoking

[Anonymous No.16662498]

>americans

[Anonymous No.16662605]

The only thing that makes cigarettes taste good is when your drunk and coked up, that shit is cash. Otherwise expensive and stupid habit.

[Anonymous No.16663059]

>>16660778
it makes food taste worse faggola

[Anonymous No.16663087]

>>16660778
Sketty

[Anonymous No.16663097]

>>16662077
>smoking makes you look cool as hell
If you live in Turkey or Alabama, maybe.

[Anonymous No.16663102]

>>16662605
>Otherwise expensive and stupid habit.
Also very hard to quit.

[Anonymous No.16663128]

>>16660778
I find it I have 6-9 pints of Stella, a cigarette testes amazing.

[Anonymous No.16663141]

>>16662077
>He cares about how he looks over his long term health
Definitely ngmi

[Anonymous No.16664271]

>>16663141
normalfag

[Anonymous No.16664308]

>>16661604
>quit a few months ago
>ex smoker
don't fool yourself, buddy

[Anonymous No.16664355]

>>16663141
Looking cool is unironically the only thing that matters in the entire world. What use is living a hundred years if you're an uncool loser?

[Anonymous No.16664380]

>>16661604
OP dont listen to this idiot. Smoking is based if you have self control

[Anonymous No.16664390]

>>16664355
Who cares about being cool if you're not true to yourself? You don't have to smoke to look cool anyway, but not being an addict is cool. And regardless of that you'll never look as cool as pic related

[Anonymous No.16665173]

>>16664355
>Looking cool is unironically the only thing that matters in the entire world.
Is that why you use "unironically" when you mean "unfacetiously"?
So you look trendy instead of nerdy?

[Anonymous No.16665175]

>>16665173
unfacetiously isnt a word you stupid faggot

[Anonymous No.16665203]

>>16665175
>unfacetiously isnt a word
It's like you never heard of the interwebs and/or speak English poorly.
And it's closer to what you meant.

[Anonymous No.16665210]

>>16665203
oops... forgot link
https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/unfacetiously

[Anonymous No.16665214]

>>16660778
LSD and lite beer.

[Anonymous No.16665221]

>>16665203
you cant just take any word and put "un" in front of it to make it negatory you fucking brainlet that isnt how language works. this exact bullshit is very famously memed by orwell in 1984. and in any case it isnt closer to what i meant because a lot of people would say what i said IRONICALLY. i am specifically saying it UNIRONICALLY because I FUCKING MEAN IT you absolute mouth breathing retard.

>its like you never heard of the interwebs
its like its your first day here since youre nitpicking about the word unironically. go back to fucking reddit you little queer

[Anonymous No.16665232]

>>16665210
wow cool try to find it in a real dictionary idiot

[Anonymous No.16665238]

The only people who think smoking looks cool, or confers any benefit to the smoker at all, are addicts. How interesting.

[Anonymous No.16665242]

>>16665238
not true I can quit smoking literally any time I want

[Anonymous No.16665254]

>>16665173
oops looks like you're unironically stupid

[Anonymous No.16665272]

>>16665242
this desu non-smokers eternally btfo

[Anonymous No.16665292]

>>16665221
>you cant just take any word and put "un" in front of it to make it negatory you fucking brainlet
I didn't. I've heard the word in use before, but not by people like you.
I also looked it up and provided you a link:
>>16665210
>https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/unfacetiously
So sorry you don't speak English very well, my mouth-breathing friend.

[Anonymous No.16665295]

>>16665238
Smoking actually feels great and is relaxing. Its also great to go have a smoke with friend/friends while youre out and about or just at a bar or whatever. The issue is all the negatives, which insanely outweigh any positives. I quit smoking many, many years ago and would love to go back if not for the smell on your clothes/car/fingers/everything else and health risks.

[Anonymous No.16665298]

>>16665292
yeah now post a real dictionary you faggot. You aren't half as smart as you think you are.

[Anonymous No.16665307]

>>16665292
>*pushes up glasses*
>tries to sound smart
>"uhm akshually"
>gets btfo and exposed as newfag brainlet
>proceeds to double down and continue acting superior to protect his fragile ego
lol fuck off loser go smoke a dart

[Anonymous No.16665320]

>>16665292
Saying "very" before something that is already descriptive makes you look like a retard. You should also avoid using contractions.

[Anonymous No.16665322]

>>16665173
There isn't anything wrong with saying unironically here, it's 100% correct. You're trying too hard and it's embarrassing for you.

[Anonymous No.16665331]

>>16660778
For you? A bullet.

[Anonymous No.16665353]

>>16662077
Pretty fucking dangerously based ngl

[Anonymous No.16665354]

>>16665322
>>16665173
watching you two retards argue is like watching a duck try to fuck a turtle

[Anonymous No.16665361]

>>16665320
"well" <> "very well"
And there ain't nothing wrong with using contractions.

[Anonymous No.16665363]

>>16665354
So... extremely entertaining?
>btw that was my first post ITT

[Anonymous No.16665400]

>>16665361
Your vocabulary should extend beyond putting "very" in front of shit. Assuming you are not ESL, you have an entire language to explore. Hopefully that is not intimidating (or even worse, VERY intimidating!).

[Anonymous No.16665404]

>>16660778
>but I don't want to smoke at home
Good luck with that one, i give you 3 months tops before you're smoking at home.

[Anonymous No.16665416]

>>16665400
>intimidating (or even worse, VERY intimidating!).
"intimidating" <> "very intimidating"
I suppose you could use "terrorizing" instead of "very intimidating", but "very" is a practical and legitimate English word.
Also, you're mom's a whore.

[Anonymous No.16665431]

>>16665404
This

[Anonymous No.16665613]

>>16665242
>"I can quit any time I want" says increasingly addicted man for the hundredth time

[Anonymous No.16665620]

>>16665613
>supine protoplasmic invertebrate jelly is afraid of """addictive substances""" because he has absolutely no will
>he is the definition of NPC
addiction is a fucking meme, you're a genetic loser if you actually get addicted to shit.

[Anonymous No.16665954]

>>16665620
I smoked for 13 years nigger. There's no such thing as being immune to addictive chemicals and the fact that you smoke proves you're not. The only reason you or anyone smokes is because of nicotine. The pleasure you think you get from smoking is temporary relief from the negative feeling of withdrawal, which happens because you're physically addicted to nicotine. There would be no illusion of pleasure in the first place if there were no addiction to temporarily sate with each cigarette.
Besides, you wouldn't drink tea or eat apples if they had all the downsides of cigarettes. Try to think rationally about this for a second. You would never touch carrots again if carrots smelled and tasted like cigarettes, stank up your clothes and house, stained your teeth, filled your lungs with black gunk, and were virtually guaranteed to cut a decade or two off the end of your life. You wouldn't eat any food or play any game that caused erectile dysfunction, heart attack, stroke, kidney disease, COPD and cancer simultaneously. But you accept the same side effects from tobacco while claiming you can totally quit whenever. Can't you see how stupid that sounds?

[Anonymous No.16665960]

>>16660778
>I don't want to smoke at home
oh, you're going to.

[Anonymous No.16665961]

>>16665954
literally didnt read any of this wall of cope.

[Anonymous No.16665965]

i hate americans so much
>muh personal space
>muh are YOU SMOKING A CIGARETTE NEAR ME

[Anonymous No.16665990]

>>16665954
>The pleasure you think you get from smoking is temporary relief from the negative feeling of withdrawal, which happens because you're physically addicted to nicotine.
Then explain why the first smokes in your life calms you down.

[Anonymous No.16665999]

>>16665954
dont care can quit when I want I just dont want to

[Anonymous No.16666078]

>>16662605
drunk and coked up cigarettes are one of the best things in life

[Anonymous No.16666102]

>>16665999
Based as heck

[Anonymous No.16667257]

Bump for more responses

[Anonymous No.16667263]

>>16662186
>coffe is so fucking addictive and on top of that it kills you slowly, and that's not all, it also gives you perma soft dick, you want perma soft dick? You've been warned.
Don't smokers have big dicks tho?

[Anonymous No.16667776]

One of the best things is hot chocolate, especially on a rainy day.

[Anonymous No.16667808]

>>16662077
The only people who like smokers, is other smokers because that's a cigarette source for when they're out.

[Anonymous No.16667810]

>>16665954
>Try to think rationally about this for a second.

[Anonymous No.16668013]

>>16662077
You must be 12. Lmfao.

[Anonymous No.16668100]

>>16660778
>wants to start smoking cigarettes
That's an excellent way to say you have room temp IQ.

[Anonymous No.16668274]

>>16665990
Nicotine itself does have a very mild stimulant effect and a very mild mood-enhancing effect, I'm not going to pretend it does absolutely nothing, but mostly it just makes you have to shit and makes you nauseous. The first time you smoke, sans addiction, the feeling is quite similar to caffeine. The way a smoker feels when he smokes, that total relaxation and bliss, whole body tingling in relief and pleasure, that feeling you'd be willing to literally lose your legs for, can only be achieved after deliberately smoking regularly for some time. It gets better and better over time, so slowly that you don't notice, creating the false impression that nicotine really does feel that good and always did. Although, that's not really what's happening. The real secret is that the feeling of nicotine isn't actually what gets better: For a smoker, it's the feeling of existence between cigarettes that gets worse and worse. When a smoker feels that ultimate bliss, all he's enjoying is a brief respite from the pain of lifelong addiction. The way smokers feel when they're smoking is the way that non-smokers feel all the time. They have to smoke more and more frequently to chase that feeling of normalcy, and don't even have any idea that normalcy is the feeling they're chasing. They actually get used to the depressed and anxious withdrawal baseline, thinking that's normal, and that normal-feeling is bliss. It's very sad.

[Anonymous No.16668304]

>>16660778
Take up pipe smoking, way cheaper and there lots of different blends to try from. Its a damn fun hobby.

[Anonymous No.16668778]

>>16668304
Recommendations?

[Anonymous No.16668787]

>>16660778
you won't be able to taste anything anymore once you start smoking. get used to putting hot sauce on all of your food

[Anonymous No.16668798]

Coffee, tea, shot and a beer, NO FOOD. Have a cig after you eat you fucking freak.

[Anonymous No.16669846]

>>16660778
Rope. Try it around your neck. Smokers are gross.

[Anonymous No.16669870]

>>16662077
Based and Redpilled mein white Aryan bruder!

[Anonymous No.16669982]

>>16668798
Man George Bush looking fleec

[Anonymous No.16670789]

>>16661473
cig after mouthwash makes me gag

[Anonymous No.16671275]

>>16660778
Ginger ale
>>16661604
WRONG
When I'm eating a lot I like to take smoke breaks. Ciggies taste really good when you're somewhat full.

[Anonymous No.16671339]

>>16662077
Smoking literally gives you limp dick lol

[Anonymous No.16671347]

nothing, its makes everything taste worse, the only way it can seem good is if you have it with a cigarette each time so that youre brain makes the association

[Anonymous No.16671351]

>>16662077
be sure to announce it loudly when you go outside for a cigarette so everyone knows, like when you order black coffee

[Anonymous No.16671370]

>>16671351
people announce they're going for a cigarette so people can join them, retard.

[Anonymous No.16671400]

>>16671339
No it actually boosts testosterone nigger

[Anonymous No.16671403]

>>16671370
and according to OP, to look cool you spaz, learn some context
have fun looking cool huddled out in the cold and wet

[Anonymous No.16671404]

>>16671400
>duhhhhhhhh this thing proven for decades to fuck up your blood vessels "Boosts testosterone"

lot of good your 20 minute boosted testosterone does when the blood vessels in your fucking dick are calcified, utter retard.

[Anonymous No.16671529]

Quitting smoking now will significantly improve the quality of your life

[Anonymous No.16671599]

>>16671403
>he lives in a cold and wet climate
sad

[Anonymous No.16671647]

>>16660778
The only tabacco that doesn't smell like burning rubber is he one I grew, dried and prepared myself. Started with this autism in university because no money.
Not only that, but kited amount I can make means I don't get addicted.
Comparing that to anything you can buy is like difference between drinking our homemade marhulovica and bottom shelf ethananol hand sanitizer.
Don't smoke kid ad if you have to, grow your own.
Apparently that will make you look cooler even more.

[Anonymous No.16671820]

>>16671647
You grow your own tobacco? Where do you live?

[Anonymous No.16672124]

>>16671404
Go have your fast food and coke zero brainlet.
Smoking health dangers are waaaaay overstated you fell for jew propaganda dumb cunt

[Anonymous No.16672172]

>>16662077
brutal mogging of small dicked non cigarette smokers

[Anonymous No.16672424]

>>16672124
Not smoking is jew propaganda? Wow, I forgot the Jews financially benefit from me NOT having a bunch of chronic medical conditions and being a slave to an addictive chemical costing $5-20 per day. Obesity, depression, cancer, heart disease, stroke, chronic bronchitis, diabetes, kidney disease, emphysema, and circulatory issues are exactly what the Jews don't want me to have! They are truly so caring and certainly don't benefit from the $300 billion collected by the medical-pharmaceutical-industrial complex as a direct result of disease caused by smoking every year. Plus, what do those Jews want more than for Americans to live long lives and spend time with their grandchildren? The reason why Hitler banned smoking in Germany was because he was secretly a Jew!

[Anonymous No.16673243]

>>16668778
For a pipe just get a Missouri meerschaum pipe, people seem to like the legend a lot. The smoke well, cool and are cheap as fuck.
For tobacco its hard to say I'd probs just go with straight Virginia blend like Capstan its not overly complex and is nice a sweet. Or if you want more a smokier experience try an English blend like Early morning pipe. Avoid aromatics as they burn hot and are really just a crowd pleaser because they smell nice.

For information in piping check out my boy muttonchop piper for the basics

If your American check out smokingpipes they have fucking load to choose from and its cheap as fuck, if your from UK check out GQ tobaccos.

[Anonymous No.16673258]

>>16672424
havent seen this pasta before

[Anonymous No.16673418]

>>16671820
Eastern eu. Guess thing start make more sense now.

[Anonymous No.16673628]

>>16673258
I'm just an autistic effortposter, but I was a really passionate smoker before I got redpilled by Alan Carr. I was the most obstinate, addicted smoker I personally ever met. I thought I loved smoking, I thought nicotine was my best friend, and I was afraid to quit because I thought life without it wouldn't be worth living. Realizing that was all wrong, and the pleasure of smoking is an illusion, was the biggest redpill of my life. If I could realize it then so can anyone.

[Anonymous No.16674793]

>>16668304
NIGGER!

[Anonymous No.16675359]

i quit smokingin february after 6 years.

[Anonymous No.16675363]

I know you said food, but orange juice is the best with cigs

[Anonymous No.16675870]

>>16662077
>I started smoking when I was a kid, like 14, and I thought I would look cool, 'cause I didn't get along with anybody
>So I started smoking, and wouldn't you know it, I DID look cool!

[Anonymous No.16675936]

>>16660778
>Im planning to take up smoking

You gotta be 12 or fucking retarded, you idiot, you braindead fucking moron
get the fuck off the internet and go enroll in a primary school
You stupid idiot here posting the purest fucking kaka ive ever seen with my eyes, go touch some grass fucking

[Anonymous No.16676232]

retarded post

[Anonymous No.16677785]

>>16662077
smoke some herbal cigarettes or something why become tobacco addict

[Anonymous No.16678055]

>>16677785
>smoke some herbal cigarettes or something
no sorry im not gay