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16655027 No.16655027[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

>Restauraunt, but your waitress has big breasts
How the fuck did this shit ever take off? Is the food good?

>> No.16655031

>>16655027
Those are all men. Fuck off.

>> No.16655032

Faggot

>> No.16655055

>>16655027
>is the food good
It's somewhere between diner food and Applebee's et al

>> No.16655061

>>16655027
>Is the food good?
Their main appeal is literally booba and their audience is 40 year old men who killed their taste buds with cheap beer. They could shit on a plate and deep fry it and no one would bat an eye

>> No.16655066

>>16655027
>How the fuck did this shit ever take off?
Because the people who enjoy greasy bar food and cheap beer are very likely to enjoy greasy bar food and cheap beer even more if it comes with a side of titties and short-shorts attached to a waitress who pretends to be a flirt.
It’s not that much of a mystery.

>> No.16655074

>>16655027
It's a boomer thing. Boomers have tacky taste in general.

>> No.16655086

>>16655027
it was a less disgraceful version of going to the strip club, but obviously porn has rendered both obsolete.
>>16655074
this

>> No.16655100

>>16655027
>How the fuck did this shit ever take off?
a different time (a better time)
>Is the food good?
the wings are good.

>> No.16655106

>>16655027
Why isn't there a restaurant where the gimmick is big brappers? Could be called tooters.

>> No.16655113

>>16655027
imagine the disappointment of going to hooters for your first time and getting a black waitress

>> No.16655149

>>16655106
>Could be called tooters.
jej

>> No.16655154

>boobs are.....LE BAD?

>> No.16655550

>>16655027
A wise man once said. "No one goes to hooters for wings."

>> No.16655556

my dad would always take my brother and me there for trivia night once a year when he got his salary bonus as a joke
pretty sure he played the sad newly single card with a widower/cheated on story and banged a waitress
anyway the buffalo fried chicken sandwich was actually really good

>> No.16655562
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16655562

>>16655027
Literally because of boomers.

>> No.16655563

>>16655031
Meds now

>> No.16655604
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16655604

>>16655106

>> No.16655625

>>16655562
>chicken wings and titties
>this is immediately related to boomers
Something tells me that if all the chicken wings, titties, and boomers in the world disappeared tomorrow, you’d still fail at life, anon.

>> No.16655647

>>16655562
2020 is wrong. The pandemic isn't fake, but boomers are only protecting themselves from the disease. Younger people get over it.

>> No.16655707

>>16655027
>How the fuck did this shit ever take off?
Sex sells.
>Is the food good?
The burger and chips I had were nice. Only been there like twice though.

>> No.16655710
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16655710

>>16655647
the pandemic is fake, but it's not boomers its jews and new world order

>> No.16655761

>>16655027
3>2>1>4

>> No.16655768 [DELETED] 

>>16655027
3 4 2 1

>> No.16655785

Hooter ain't bad.

1. Rarely a wait, ever.
2. Chili's tier food. It's not terrible, its not good.
3. Sports on TV.
4. Take a date there. Only look at the waitresses in the eye. And only when you need to talk to them. Otherwise focus on your date.
5. It's a place you go with friends, co workers, and male relatives.

But really. The better looking girls are going to be at a non chain establishment. Some mom and pop that does good business. That has the same girls from high school till college.

>> No.16655792

>>16655761
3,1, 4, 2

>> No.16655800 [DELETED] 

>>16655027
Too mixed for my liking. The non white side of our kids would commit crime and abuse the trusting white side of them.

>> No.16655806

3 is worthy of my seed

>> No.16655815
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16655815

Every evening before a Dallas Stars game, we would come early and stop at the Hooters near the American Airlines Center. We'd have wings, chicken sandwiches and pitchers of beer while veering at all the scantily dressed women. It became a routine. This happened about 30 times during the hockey season.

>> No.16655843

>>16655106
fund it

all those buttcoin fags could put it to good use starting a franchise instead of simping for ethots

>> No.16656167

>>16655031
You're so obsessed with trannies it's literally affecting your sexuality

>> No.16656239

>>16655815
Based, who's your favorite player?

>> No.16656250

>>16655031
With so much testosterone its easy to mistake black women for men. Her jawline 100% looks like a man. The others have so much makeup it does look like theyre hiding something, but they're probably women

>> No.16656265

>>16655027
>waitress has big breasts
>How the fuck did this shit ever take off?
Woman or gay, which are you?

Besides, I would describe it more of a sports bar than a restaurant.

>> No.16656297

>>16655031
Holy shit is this what being on 4chan too much does to your brain? I should get off because I become literally incapable of seeing a woman without imagining a penis

>> No.16656311

From what I've seen, most girls don't even have big tits at hooters. That might have been how things were at the first few locations, but I've never seen it.

>> No.16656332

>>16655027
op do you like to suck dicks?

>> No.16656378

>>16655106
Because blacks don't have money.

>> No.16656382

>>16656378
ass > tits

>> No.16656390

The first and only time I went to Hooter's, one of my wings had a feather still attached

>> No.16656408

>>16656311
small tits > booba
if you desire anything else, you're a nigga

>> No.16656544

>>16655785
>take a date there
how to be single in one easy step!

>> No.16656571

>>16655027
Tipping ensures table servants are always attractive females because nobody would throw away money on ugly women or men.

>> No.16656573

>>16656390
That's how you know it's super fresh

>> No.16656576

god i want to have sexual intercourse

>> No.16656581

>>16656576
Getting a woman is not hard OP, there’s literally billions of halfway decent women to fuck.

>> No.16656587

>>16656250
Blacks do not have more testosterone than Whites, in fact they typically have less. They DO, however, have higher estrogen levels. Whereas testosterone is the "manly hormone", "femininity" is actually caused by a number of hormones, namely progesterone, and estrogen is actually not one of them.

>>16656311
Hooters hasn't been able to hire big titty babes for several decades now. It was actually one of the first crusades that the Ableism crowd fought for (under the banner that being a flatty was actually a disability akin to mental retardation or not having legs).

>> No.16656619

>>16655113
It's called living in Memphis or Atlanta

>> No.16657042

>>16656265
>dude want to go to the restauraunt where we'll get a good meal
>Nah, what are you gay?? Let's go to the one where we see a woman with le epic titties

>> No.16657087

>>16657042
>quoting an exchange you literally just made up
Literally nobody decides between hooters and a “restaurant where you get a good meal”.
They serve sports bar food. You either want sports bar food or you don’t. If you do, then the choice is sports bar food with or without titties. If you choose the latter, yes, you’re probably gay.

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>>16655106

>> No.16657105

>>16655562
My dad was born in 54. Went to college for free because my grandpa was a wounded WW2 vet. Got job working for government. Retired in ‘17 and pulls in more a month in retirement than I do working. He paid for my college and I have a decent job making $60k a year so I aint mad just be mad if your boomer parents didn’t help you

>> No.16657145

>>16655031
lmao

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16657329

>>16655027
>copy said restaurant
>make $300m

>> No.16657357

>>16656587
>Hooters hasn't been able to hire big titty babes for several decades now. It was actually one of the first crusades that the Ableism crowd fought for (under the banner that being a flatty was actually a disability akin to mental retardation or not having legs).
Hooters has an 'elite' group of waitresses they bring out for big events and openings. but yeah normally you're just relying on local talent.

>> No.16657364

>>16655061
I'd pay extra for that

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16657371

>>16655027
when the competition is applebees and ruby tuesdays, what do you expect?

if femboy hooters was real it would be a big hit in civilized parts of the world

>> No.16657387

>>16657371
so fucking ugly

>> No.16657400

>>16657329
>copy said restaurant
Actually they were smart enough to improve it. The girls show more skin, and the food is actually decent as well as having more to offer than bar food.

Also, look up “Tilted Kilt”. It’s another tittie-restaurant.

>> No.16657412

>>16657387
Never tried dick up in your ass? you're missing out, son.

>> No.16657419

>>16657412
kys

>> No.16657425

>>16655027
>big breasts
Where?

>> No.16657437

>>16657419
have sex

>> No.16657479

>>16657412
Sorry, I don’t do gay shit. Even when I got shitface drunk with a trap, all I did was suck it’s toes.

>> No.16657513

>>16655106
billion dollar idea right here

>> No.16657594

>>16655027
Are you allowed to stare at their tits?

>> No.16657665

>>16655106
It's called Tilted kilt

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16657676

>>16657665
Nope, not seeing it.

>> No.16657692

>>16657594
Yes, and they have to pretend to be nice to you

>> No.16657696

>>16655710
based nupepe

>> No.16657706

>>16657676
Literally every chick just there except for #5 is ugly

>> No.16657709

>>16657665
There was a titled kilt here for about 6 months, I went once, the food somehow managed to be worse than Hooters. Show-Me's was a pretty decent breasturaunt back in the day when wings were still cheap, but then wings got expensive and it hurt their business model. I don't know if there are any of them still open.

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16657713

>>16657706
>t.

>> No.16657725

>>16657713
He may or may not look like that, but he aint wrong

>> No.16657734
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>>16657713

>> No.16657743

>>16655027
>you can't even fuck the girls
What's the point?

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16657860

Yeah I prefer the look of the diner waitresses if Twin Peaks the show, not the restaurant.

>> No.16657874

>>16655027
>Restauraunt, but your waitress has big breasts
>How the fuck did this shit ever take off?
I believe you’ve answered your own question.

>> No.16657878
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16657878

>>16657676
These cunts most likely all have beef curtains from having 40+ partners but I’d suck braps straight from their musky turd cutters

>> No.16657881

>>16655027
1 > 3 > 4 > 2
None of them are all that hot though.

>> No.16657882

>>16657878
look at all the tattoos, they all have AIDS and herpes

>> No.16657886

>>16655625
A world with no chicken wings or titties would not be worth living in. I’ll happily keep the boomers if that’s the price I have to pay.

>> No.16657889

>>16657882
Can’t get AIDS from sucking heaps and herpes don’t kill you worst case cold sores and pink eye

>> No.16657893

>>16657889
sucking braps*

>> No.16657933

>>16655027
went to one in germany and it was the best wings i ever had, forgot about the tits and i was like 13 so that says a bit.

>> No.16658043
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16658043

In Florida we have the knock off Winghouse
I prefer the wings there compared to Hooters but the girls are no different than Hooters.
Some low tier strippers who can't get booked at the local club so they work as waitresses until some girl gets shot by her boyfriend/pimp.

>> No.16658182

>>16657042
>bro do you want to go to the sports bar with some women you'll be arrested for looking at or the one where they're paid to enjoy it

>> No.16658228

>>16655027
why do all attractive black girls literally have white features?

>> No.16658259

>>16658228
Because they're not "white" features, they're attractive features.

>> No.16658263

>>16658043
I want to man handle the shortest one, make her cry and beg, god I want it

>> No.16658271

>>16658259
>>16658228
Because they have white genes that soften the nog animal genes. Massa Jones impregnated her great great great great mammy

>> No.16658384

>>16657676
One far left, fuck I love tall women.

>> No.16658404

>but how tho?
Its wierd to think theres a huge voting age population that has never not had easy access to unlimited free pornography in their pocket at all times

>> No.16658419

i want to be a big breasted whore bros

>> No.16658424

>>16655027
Boobies

>> No.16658665

>>16655785
>Take a date there
you either live in a midwestern town with nowhere else to go or you are severely retarded

>> No.16658731

>>16657329
The hell? The Dallas cowboys including the cheerleaders was $100 million, money printer go brrrrrr

>> No.16658765

>>16657105
What did he for for the gubmint?

>> No.16658833

>>16658419
Same haha I love tits

>> No.16658839

>>16655027
america is very repressed sexually so this was a way to stand out for them.

>> No.16658840
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16658840

>>16657105
greetings fellow "boomer parents actually loved you enough to help you get a head start" bro

>> No.16658844

>>16655031
God I wish.

>> No.16658976

>>16658839
*was

>> No.16658978

>>16655562
Imagine getting fucking paid to go to school jesus christ. Better pull myself up by my bootstraps quick.

>> No.16659003

>>16655027
Weak men fall for this kind of trick very easily, whether it's the hooters girl or the stripper pretending to like them for 10 minutes or the E-thot and Onlyfans girls you can always count on a simp to spend money for a pretty woman's attention.
>is the food good
I've only been there twice but it wasn't anything special, if I wasn't with people that really wanted to go I'd never go again.
>>16655031
Hooters won't put trannies on the line they don't want to fuck with their bread and butter.

>> No.16659048

>>16657105
>>16658840
My parents openly tell me they plan to spend every penny they have before they die, luckily I seduced a rich girl in college with parents who don't play stupid games.

>> No.16659056

>>16655027
I never went to Hooter’s for the girls, I went for $13 all you can eat wing Tuesdays, I had no other interest in the restaurant.

>> No.16659082

>>16659048
>My parents openly tell me they plan to spend every penny they have before they die
Pretty fucked up desu. Do they wear shoes in their house? I've noticed this correlation.

>> No.16659123

>>16657676
Ayyyyyyyyy lmao

>> No.16659127

>>16659003
Those are trans people. Science is getting to the point where trans folks are nearly indistinguishable from natal cis folks. And Hooters has to put trans women on the line. They’re women after all and to not hire them because you think they’re really just men in dresses or whatever is against federal discrimination labor laws

>> No.16659626

>>16659127
those are all women. the only science that has improved the looks of crossdressers is photoshop.

>> No.16659642

>>16659626
Trans women aren’t “cross dressers”, they’re women. Educate yourself before you look even more stupid than you already do.

>> No.16659661

>>16657364
heads up; we got a tipper here

>> No.16659684

>>16655562
>boomer ages
>1972 : 7-27 : 20 year spread
>72-21 : 27-56 : 30 year spread
>2001 : 36-56 : 20 year spread
must i have gone to college to be brains enough to figure this out?

>> No.16660740

>>16655562
Based.

>> No.16660954

>>16658665
It's the perfect back up because no waiting. You don't plan on going there.

>> No.16660999

>>16658419
I want a woman to be nice to me.

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16661453

>>16655031
>>>/biz/
sup

>> No.16661458

>>16657878
nah, went to college with one who drove an hour just to get there. these girls land the chads in their mid to late 20's who need a hot bitch to keep hidden in their apartments for sexy sex. the girls are dim as hell and quite the shut ins.

>> No.16661477

>>16658043
For me, it’s #5 (farthest right)

>> No.16661516

>>16656382
Prove it with your wallet bitch.

>> No.16661522

>>16655027
>these breasts
>big

>> No.16661531

>>16659048
I know a guy at work whose parents basically said the same thing in vaguer terms, then they wonder why he's not at their beck and call like fixing thing around the house or doing their paperwork for them. One time I overheard him telling them to hire a lawyer to look at something instead of asking him and they got really mad. I'm honestly not sure what they expected to happen.

>> No.16661542

>>16655106
Sheer fucking genius
This is why I keep coming back

>> No.16661573

>>16655066
Checked but disagree. There used to be one near the place I got my car detailed, so I used to go there and hang out for three-ish hours maybe once every 4 months for a few years.

It should be called:
>Do you have very loose morals, are part of some kind of criminal, sexual, or autistic underclass? Failing that, do you have a sports gambling problem and hate to cook, and really don’t fear death? Do you like it all with a solid facade of unwarranted cheer? WE ARE YOUR KIND OF PLACE

Basically, everyone in there has something wrong with them, but not quite face tattoo levels, and everyone has this kind of slick coping behavior to blend into life, but at Hooters you can let your guard down a bit. It was kind of an all-sides truce— don’t fuck with anybody, you won’t get fucked with—but despite the general seediness, the burgers were pretty good and there was some funny sportsball banter. Like when some Asian golfer or whoever missed a 3 ft putt and much bants were had. I’m kind of glad I was able to experience it.

>> No.16662199

>>16661522
Dudes be so horny but also trying to not look directly at the tits they mistake cleavage for big tits. Add all of the sensory overload at these restaurants and your head is in the wrong place.
Cum clarity will make them realize a lot of these bitches are small, padded to the max, and ugly to boot.

>> No.16662255

>>16661573
>This guy assume Camden's Hooters and NYC's Hooters have the same clientele.
I mean you fix your car every 4month...Maybe you just live in a shithole?

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16662281

>>16659003
Ok, maybe Hooters wont do it. But, dont you think a restaurant where the waitresses are cute traps would work? Given the current political climate...

>> No.16662380

>>16655106
Most of those hooters, twin peaks etc broads have big asses anyway

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16662384

>>16655556
>pretty sure he played the sad newly single card with a widower/cheated on story and banged a waitress

Based Dad

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16662448

>>16662281
"Trap" is a pejorative, but I'd be very enthusiastic about supporting young waitresses (male) who look like picrel

>> No.16662454

>>16655113
I hate when that happens, not racists, just to find 99% if them unattractive.

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16662473

>>16662281
>But, dont you think a restaurant where the waitresses are cute traps would work?
No
>Given the current political climate...
That’s exactly why it wouldn’t work. Traps/Trannies are “valid” now regardless of if they look like a fat hairy dude in a dress.
You’d be insane to open a restaurant where you only hire cute/passable ones as servers. The shitstorm would be catastrophic.
It only works in Japan where trap maid cafes are a thing. Pic related.

>>16662448
>"Trap" is a pejorative
Go cry into your pillow.

>> No.16662476

>>16662473
What pillow? What?

>> No.16663239

>>16658043
3 for me
and also strip club owners only care if the can pay the house fee's