/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>16654648
The absolute last time I ordered a pizza the bitch showed up super late with a cold pizza and told me a story about how she had to pull over to vomit on the way over.

>>16654648
It's entirely possible that the chef fucked up the order and had to redo it
At least you get free pizza points when it goes over a certain time

Anyone ever get an uncut pizza from Domino’s? Just noticed it’s an option and I’m thinking about getting one

>>16654699
What the hell did you order?

>>16654699
I pay extra for that

>>16654648
Excuse me. Was this the slovakia thread? I can't recognize their flags for shit...

>>16657526
You have a mental health problem.

>Place order with Domino’s
>Look at Pizza Tracker
>”Reiko began custom-making your order at XX:XX PM”
mfw eating this pizza means I’ll also be indirectly licking the fingers of a cute Japanese gril

>>16657570
>he doesn't realise it's also a masculine German name

>>16654735
Why, so you can pretend to be a wagie?

>>16657599
You shut your damn mouth.

The Reiko that made my pizza is a cute Japanese girl. Her English isn’t the best, so she’s a bit shy, but she gives 100% at work. She wears glasses, and adorably pushes them back up her nose when she starts concentrating hard, making sure the pizza toppings are distributed with maximum precision, ensuring even flavor distribution with each bite.
Her hobbies are cooking and shoujo manga.

>>16657629
DIPPING STICKS, SKYLER

>>16654648
I tried to give Domino's and Papa John's change last month and it's always something.
Ordered online, no contact delivery.
Left a black folding chair out for the food to be placed. Dude pulled an Amazon and didn't knock. Thankfully I had a sibling visiting who saw him leave the food. I have thieves in the apartment complex so that.No good.
Order again the next week. Again no contact via card. No tip this time. The faggot too forever to drive in, knocks on the door, hands me a receipt with the tip option circled. Put an X signature and called him a cunt.
My local places aren't better. Had a tranny sit outside the door too retarded to read door numbers, then call my phone, I thought it was some teenage kid being a knuckle head so I was taking it in stride, then I noticed the wide shoulders press on nails, and stuffed bra. I lost my appetite and had to talk myself into eating the pizza.

>>16657747
Buddy see>>16657544
Wxnsx

>>16657747
NEIN

>>16654648
>Call about tracker
>Says out for delivery for 25mins
>Call
>"Oh yea our online timer doesn't represent reality"

>>16654648
>>sat there for an hour waiting for the driver to pick it up
I still remember the days when the company had a nationwide policy of "delivered to your door in 30 minutes or it's free." Those were fun times. :)

>>16654648
Can't even order pizza in Cardiff they're all run by paki's and people who will sabotage your food, wouldn't dare touch it. 90s pizza delievery by white, respectable, on time, actual people is gone.

>>16654699
Did you at least get the vomit on your pizza?

>>16657629
No. Was thinking about folding it in half and having a sort of calzone but made from pizza. Like a Papadia but not gross or racist like Pap Johns

>>16654711
>Dominoes
>chef
lmao

>>16654648
>order dominos
>watch tracker
>cancel order if I see a black person's name at any step in the process

>>16659149
>racist
>Papa John
Pick one

1. He's not there anymore
2. Everyone took him out of context, he was explaining how Col. Sanders said 'nigger' all the time

>>16660122
>guys he’s totally not racist! He was just quoting a racist!
Get bent CHUD

>>16660189
>chud
this is such a shit insult that ironically it's hilarious and good
shame i cant use it

>>16660225
>>16660189
I'm sitll wondering how Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dwellers came back into popularity.

>>16660189
Wait he's not racist? Not gonna order Papa Johns anymore

>>16660225
th-thanks

>>16654699
did you get sick from her norwalk virus?

>>16659149
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQDad31iu2o

I gave Dominos a shot. Never again.
>pizza out for delivery
>tracker shows the driver going all over the fucking town dropping off other orders
>tracker says delivered
>"weird, no call, but ok, I'll go down and look"
>no pizza
>wait 10 mins
>still no pizza
>call Dominos asking what the hell
>while on hold with them, driver shows up
>tries to give me someone else's order
>argues with me when I say no, I didn't order a pineapple pizza (I shit you not)
>realizes it's the wrong order
>"one sec, let me go get it"
>they apparently parked two blocks down because it took another five minutes
>pizza was cold and shit
never again

>>16657747
fuck you redditors stealing my post