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16653438 No.16653438 [Reply] [Original]

post the best of the worst

>> No.16653449


>> No.16653457
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>> No.16653465

This does not speak well to my maturity, but I started laughing when they just shoved the block of cheddar up in there.

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Did they leave a toothpick in the middle of that

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>> No.16653508

uh, is it a good idea to marinate something like that in a plastic container?

>> No.16653519

That's not how Americans make turkey.
That's how children who grew up with decades of dry newspaper thanksgiving birds make an attempt to give Turkey more flavor but they haven't grown out their grade school lunch and childhood snack food phase.

>> No.16653535

Korean women are hell.

>> No.16653539

What's the appeal of Flamin' Hot Cheetos? They're not spicy and they have a weird flavor.

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>> No.16653572

It's when they introduced the more compact, crunchier cheetos. This is what people actually like about them, without realizing it.

>> No.16653575

>why is there a cost for "flambe" in my receipt?

>> No.16653579

Can someone post the jacks pizza with the tomatoes and anchovies please.

>> No.16653586
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I guess it adds it's own unique flavor

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>> No.16653665

this thread ruined my day

>> No.16653668

disgusting but because of this, pooinloos have god tier immune systems as they grow up eating food with small traces of feces and other dirty stuff

>> No.16653677

she made "roundmeal"

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>> No.16653680

she's gonna win a visit from davis

>> No.16653682

ffs ramsay this time you've taken it too far

>> No.16653698

Guys at Noma really went for the wider audience since the Covid started

>> No.16653705

Is this a person having a mental breakdown? I can't even begin to understand why you wouldn't just do this in a bowl.

>> No.16653708

and tapeworms/e. coli

>> No.16653717

Gen Z scares the shit out of me sometimes. All I can think of is the fact that porn will one day have intros where girls have to win at the 5 cock challenge or the black cock challenge or the mandingo challenge.

>> No.16653750
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I'm convinced lack of knowledge is not unique to the most recent generation of humans.

>> No.16653755

Nobodies going to eat that. This is what zoomers do, destroy a bunch of food, film it, and complain about how they can’t afford houses.

>> No.16653763

Lack of refrigeration should be the focus here.

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If anything gen z is smart about this. Poors being bad with money has always been a thing, at least the youth is making money by filming their poor choices.

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>> No.16653850


We've permanently changed the cooking game

>> No.16653857

maybe she didn't have a bowl big enough for all that stuff?
as long as the marble countertop is thoroughly cleaned I don't see anything particularly wrong
yeah, it's messy, but if you have to cook pasta for like 20 people without the right equipment...

>> No.16653860

questioning flamin' hot can get you banned for racism outside of /b/ around these parts

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>> No.16653885

>how to cook eggs
>eggs are not cooked
I understand eggs that have been allowed to remain a little runny is preferred, but I don't think this is what they mean.

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I can get real roundmeal at the store for $4.99, way cheaper than making it at home desu

>> No.16653890

>waterlemon chicken

>> No.16653894

I'm not going to lie, I'd try that once

>> No.16653899
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and pizza

>> No.16653901

>he doesn't own a countertop-size bowl

>> No.16653905

This is what pineapple pizza tastes like to me

>> No.16653909

what is that comic

>> No.16653912

Dear god, I did not understand that these people were such degenerates

>> No.16653919

you need a big bowl for that much spaghetti, like you'd need one of those big 30 pound bowls that come with the large hobart bakery mixers.

>> No.16653925

That is called a trough. I imagine you could eat this by putting your face right in the trough as well.

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>> No.16654189

But we're now coming into generations who have never had to remember anything in their entire life. We can just look up information in seconds when it's needed, and forget it with the knowledge that we can look it up again if we need it again.

>> No.16654208

asians aren't even real

>> No.16654224

Jesus Christ, she doesn't look human

>> No.16654230

>name of webm
You're a faggot for thinking about that, sicko.

>> No.16654244

These food abominations are bad, but at least if you gave me a little piece I might actually eat it. Not so when they add things like fucking cookie dough or nutella. Fuck that noise

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Living things died for this shit

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good lord, that poor baboon was probably killed

>> No.16654282

I want to fuck that midget

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>> No.16654299

as opposed to...?

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>> No.16654314

THIS is the majick of VAX-DAMAGE©

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All it's missing is the wedding ring
>Dat filename Doh...

>> No.16654342

I bet everyone that watches this says "is that fucking cookie dough"

>> No.16654373

too much fucking pepperoni

>> No.16654378

why do they always escalate things into killing each other?

>> No.16654406

you mean people from D.C....i dunno man, lets not make this thread to racey

>> No.16654416

you're right. but it still baffles me

>> No.16654421

The fuck did I just read

>> No.16654423
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the filipinos are the same way

>> No.16654450

I think this person used too much cheese.

>> No.16654452

what is it?

>> No.16654464

More like food bore.

>> No.16654482

look man
she can kill the roaches in the bathroom for me and i'll cook

>> No.16654484

>is that... no way... le quirky heckin CURSED FOOD?!?! Holy smokes thats hilarious LOL

>> No.16654514

Just a comic by this one artist. Goes by CorporateStudi2 now. Used to go by Jerk Douglas. He's probably most famous for Princess Highground.

>> No.16654538

crustlets will seethe

>> No.16654563

Why tf are Asians like this
kill the animal before you eat it, why do they behave this way
I just don't get it

>> No.16654569

Is this real? Not the cannibalism, but the dude thinking it is.

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你好, 4chan.

>> No.16654597

Turkey sucks plain and simple. It is great as an over industrialized lunch meat but when the best part of thanksgiving is all the sides, well....

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Healthy German diet

>> No.16654633

I thought this was a Monty Python skit

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absolute unit

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Holy shit, a hajji tank.

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Those numbers are rookie numbers.

>> No.16654666

it's been 2 minutes and I am still chuckling

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>> No.16654679

This evokes the same reaction as those cartel beheading videos

>> No.16654687

im more disgusted at how her nose looks.

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Then they wonder how pinoys got so strong...

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>> No.16654698

GENTLEMEN, let's get back on track or else this will devolve into actual food gore.

>> No.16654703

being frozen. dumbass.

>> No.16654704

>didn't have a bowl big enough
Guess those solid concave objects she poured the spaghetti out of didn’t quite fit the bill.

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Be careful what you wish for.

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Breakfast too. This guy gets around.

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>> No.16654726

Bad day at the office, eh?

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Eat the bugs, bigots.

>> No.16654754

Everyone is born stupid. That's not the problem.
The grand experiment of passing that knowledge to the next generation is what is being fucked with.

>> No.16654756

This bitch is copying the Ultimeatum from Regular Show

>> No.16654757

Why is he eating soup out of a plastic bag

>> No.16654772

Not the worst thing I've seen, I'd give it a go.

>> No.16654777

I've eaten spiced crickets sold at a novelty shop, and a candied scorpion, they were actually pretty OK. Property season shit and I'm game. But I will never touch a centipede unless I'm disposing of its burnt corpse. Fuck those things.

>> No.16654784

I drew hentai for this very video but last time i posted it i got banned for being naughty. Blame jannies for the lack of fan content on this board.

>> No.16654791

La creatura

>> No.16654792

Would explain why their strain of covid is like the super aids variant of covid

>> No.16654805

post it

>> No.16654807

This is the most American webm of all time.

>> No.16654821
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It's beautiful.


>> No.16654824

Yo dawg we heard you liked burgers so we put a burger in yo burger

>> No.16654839

this isn't are real food right, some gimmick?

>> No.16654848

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm puhsghetti

>> No.16654863

oh god
i just realized who that is
he's fallen so fucking far

>> No.16655007

Women shouldn’t be allowed anywhere near a kitchen.

t. femanon

>> No.16655021

>Hand Crafted

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>> No.16655063

I think the easier way would just be to use bologna there.

>> No.16655064

that's a mcsquared

>> No.16655084

I can't look at those boney fucking man hands good fuckin lord

>> No.16655095
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>> No.16655103

This was all chinese origin food, why do you lie?

>> No.16655186
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sorry posting this so i can link it for someone

>> No.16655189

just glass that fucking country from space

>> No.16655198

that looks more like german cuisine

>> No.16655199

Are you refering to the fact that it doesnt have a food safe seal, or are you just a nonce?
Why would you marinade food in anything other than a plastic container?

>> No.16655201

it is i just changed it to swedish to trigger some swedish faggot

>> No.16655202

Kek, the absolute mad man.

>> No.16655215

That's just a giant Juicy Lucy burger.

>> No.16655216

What a loving mother. How heart warming is that!?

>> No.16655219

It looks like an alien egg, and the alien growing inside died. Fucking disgusting.

>> No.16655222

>Pineapple pizza
It's just a few pieces of pineapple on a pizza than can easily be picked off. Stop calling it pineapple pizza you fussy little bitch.

>> No.16655235

>how to half ass brine your chicken and steam it
>the hard way

>> No.16655246

pretty sure thats just a skinny woman

>> No.16655263

I thought it looked like a discolored walnut thats been halved

>> No.16655280

Why would I pick off the ingredients of my own pizza.

>> No.16655282

I really hate that dopey retarded face women make when they're staring at something

>> No.16655297


>> No.16655308

>American cheese is hard to melt
Okay chang

>> No.16655309

this will never not be hilarious

>> No.16655333
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>> No.16655344

lmfao this isnt real is it

>> No.16655346

Checked is this jack

>> No.16655350

>burger turkey
Do you faggots even have turkeys?

>> No.16655355

please don’t post webms. i as a phone poster would like to be included

>> No.16655356

You just suck at making turkey like anon said. My turkey at Thanksgiving is the best meat of the year.

>> No.16655361

she could get protein blasted

>> No.16655367

don't drag us all phoneposters with you, ifag

>> No.16655379 [DELETED] 

you need to pick a wmma fighter to pee on you, who is it lads

>> No.16655391

fuckin homos

>> No.16655394

It was a joke, calm down, you're not smart

>> No.16655404

>Did they leave a toothpick in the middle of that
Yes. It's obviously knife and fork food.
Ain't nobody gonna eat that like a real burger.

>> No.16655429

That place use to have like hot models as the servers
I guess that stopped when the owner got accused of getting handsy.
Guess it's gone full freak show.

>> No.16655443

iphones seriously still cant play webms?

>> No.16655473
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>> No.16655500
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Can't be German. No inspection shelf.

>> No.16655514

I know that fat girl tits technically don't count but damn those were some udders

>> No.16655528

mine can because i'm not a retard

>> No.16655536

I exclusively phonepost and am enjoying the webms in this thread very much.

>> No.16655547

Holy based. Fuck bus drivers.

>> No.16655566

Based, love how much she makes faggot reditors seethe.
WAAAH MUH TORTURE OF ANIMALS. Lmao shut the fuck up faggots. I`ve eaten squid while its still alive, cant get fresher than that can you idiots? Also skewered a fish up its asshole and out its mouth the cook it alive over a little fire. BASED. Not like you fucking retarded Americans would know anything about decent food lmao kys reditfags

>> No.16655572

calling yourself based is the least based thing imaginable

>> No.16655589

Why are Americans like that?

>> No.16655615

im sure this is very light and refreshing

>> No.16655618

Fuck right off.
im... i sort of like this concept? not the cheese part obviously. replace that with normal stuffing, maybe something spicy. have the hotcheetos with normal breading to go with it.
>First few seconds.
yeah okay seen some second/third world places do that hand thing, not a pr-
>rest of the video
Why in the god damn fuck, why no ladles? not a single whittled ladle? not a single whittled spoon? 'Why'?
>orange juice in a container looking like a light bulb.
>it looks like its on.
ok, cleaver I get it. still cant fucking sit it up without it rolling away unless its intention is just pouring it out which kind of defeats the point.

>> No.16655626

You screw the bulb into a socket then when you're thirsty you stand underneath with your mouth open and throw a rock at it.

>> No.16655630

At least it's melted for fuck's sake.

>> No.16655662

Based pitboys

>> No.16655688

How did this choco-porker pass away?

>> No.16655716
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There are a lot of peoples that eat raw octopus or raw squid. The difference is that that they kill it beforehand and treat it to make it easier to chew. That Korean way of eating is barbaric.

>> No.16655725

Hit by a bus

>> No.16655740

>meant is still med rare
I'm confident that mac and cheese ball thing is still lukewarm at best in the center

>> No.16655819

I was referring to the act of skewering a live fish up its asshole and out its mouth, then cooking it alive over a small fire, as based.

>> No.16655826

Is it though? Maybe youre just a big baby. Think about that one.

>> No.16655829

It's all white peepo.

>> No.16655863

>when you have a black bf

>> No.16655902

why are white women like this? do they even have souls?

>> No.16655910
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She's so disgustingly thin that she almost looks like a man pretending to be femoid - heck, that might be what's happening.

Gott strafe what she's making, regardless of whether or not she's a tranny.

>> No.16655925
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>the chicken is a lovely golden brown

>> No.16655929

Beagle browser

>> No.16655944

so he doesn't have to wash the bowl

>> No.16655949

I mean gummy bears are mostly gelatin with sugar and food coloring it wouldn't probably look like an awful mess once cooked but not taste too bad desu

>> No.16655951

you gotta keep the oil cold to start so when it splashes you dont get an ouchie

>> No.16655961

3.95 seems pretty steep for a lightbulb's worth of orange juice

>> No.16655966

birds understand liquid displacement

>> No.16655976

Imagine buying an iphone in the last 5 years and thinking you made the right choice.

>> No.16655979

so is it a mctriple or a mcquadruple?

>> No.16655980

Americans are extreme retards, may as well take advantage of them.

>> No.16655993

You know you're a real special kind of retard if you're still asking that question. You and that other retard even acknowledge it as being a racial matter.

>> No.16656062

bitch looks like a fucking ghoul

>> No.16656096

Supposedly this is a semi-popular thing in flyover country. The gummy bears melt and function kind of like fruit chunks inside of a sausage but more disgusting.

>> No.16656104

After scrolling through most of this thread I can't even fathom how Americans cry about eating bugs but at the same time choose to devour that "food" not even fit for animals. Hell, even I would much rather eat a nicely prepared cockroach than the absurdly massive amount of cheese and mystery meat every second webm here had

>> No.16656108

jesus. that poor dumb bird got turned into an absolute abomination

>> No.16656111

Why is it cold?
Why does it swim in oil?
Why does he do that on a pan?

>> No.16656121
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>> No.16656185

Fuck you

>> No.16656194

is the bus ok ?

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>> No.16656211

Nice clickbait lies. Fuck foreigners.

>> No.16656216

i kinda want to buy a turkey that hasn't been gutted and fuck it. why does seeing whole chicken or turkey make my dick hard?

>> No.16656222

>This is a small burger in America

>> No.16656246

This is mental illness

>> No.16656252

you are chinese

>> No.16656284

ashes don't taste like anything

>> No.16656306

Mom found the poopfountain

>> No.16656312

really hate this

>> No.16656328

Can i get a calorie count on this?

>> No.16656347
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what on earth is happening in that comic

>> No.16656376
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america, nuke urself, you know it's the right thing to do at this point

>> No.16656405

i bet a lot of dykes order this

>> No.16656431

this thread is really good motivation if you want to fast

>> No.16656456
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How is any of this garage going to make you fast? If anything it will make you slow and lethargic. If you want to go fast you have to drink Powerade.

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>> No.16656588

you people keep claiming this is babish but i can't even see his nails, how am i supposed to trust you?

>> No.16656593

jesus christ what awful people

>> No.16656630

>This is what zoomers do, destroy a bunch of food, film it
this is something i genuinely don't understand. it's not random tiktoker zoomers either, i see big youtubers like weissman just throwing food on the ground and stepping on it. what's the thought process here? do you not have some sort of cultural taboo against this? it makes me involuntarily recoil in disgust. if i were to ask a zoomer about destroying food like that, what would they tell me?
>who cares they have plenty more of that
? i don't get it. zoomers are supposed to be conscious of wasteful boomer lifestyles, of limited worldwide resources, of worldwide hunger, at least that's the brush they're painted with. so why are so many of them so eager to pay money for a bunch of food and film themselves destroying it for laughs.

>> No.16656650

Ashes taste like burnt dust.

>> No.16656682

why are americans like this?

>> No.16656699

Gakiiiii desu
I'd let senpai Hamada do anything he wanted

>> No.16656704

>right red head asks if her sister, who's on the left, wants some "sting" cheese
>left doesn't pay attention, just assume she meant string cheese, or that she's retarded
>right gets string cheese, starts giving her shit
>left red head retaliates
>left bites into cheese
>right redhead snuck in a thumbtack for the ultimate prank, the sting cheese

>> No.16656710

Everyone is clearly hispanic is this webm. We don't have those cockroaches here.

>> No.16656714

Knulla dig.

>> No.16656735

What year is this documentary from?

>> No.16656737
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What the fuck did I just read.

>> No.16656740

who hurt you?

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>> No.16656767

why the fuck is this a twitter post

>> No.16656777

this shit gave me depression, i came to this thread to laugh not to feel.

>> No.16656781

Come to think of it, how is this not an extremely common occurence? Any dripping oil should fuck up a pizza oven.

>> No.16656782

should be named gender reassignment

>> No.16656803

you dare question ja/ck/?

>> No.16656804

Wait until text to speech makes every successive generation completely illiterate.

>> No.16656822

How wonderfully Chinese

>> No.16656825
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These threads are always the exact same webms being posted and the exact same people pretending it's their first time seeing it

>> No.16656826

I dunno what that guy did but I think it's only really an issue if oil is directly hitting a heating element, which is probably underneath a layer of metal on the bottom.

>> No.16656830

This isn't that bad, just remove the cheetos from it.

>> No.16656833

How does he get out of the shower?

>> No.16656851

What the fuck was that final cut? That turkey meat looked like pure fascia

>> No.16656910

Is he drinking fucking leeches???

>> No.16656930

It's like redneck pommes aligot.

>> No.16656996

The fire rises, kapatid

>> No.16657019

A animao died for this

>> No.16657186

I think it’s because their brains are literally built differently. The internet has negated their ability to remember and plan, so they all just exist in the moment. Being wasteful just doesn’t matter to them because all that matters is they are doing something in the moment to impress people on the internet.

>> No.16657248

>Goes by CorporateStudi2 now
No, that's just his current twatter handle. He gets banned from there every once in a while. Jerk is Jerk.

>> No.16657259

Just giving the handle to find. Because, yes, he keeps getting banned. I check in randomly, and after welflare got banned it took me awhile to find him again. His Deviantart is old and outdated.

>> No.16657267

He has to eat all the water

>> No.16657347

Jesus christ my sides.

>> No.16657589

Or just put some chedder on your hotdog and skip all the steps of making it look gross

>> No.16657657

Found the porker. Lemme guess this >>16655473
Is a healthy body weight?

>> No.16657667

Why is everyone here so snarky?

>> No.16657678

It's the cost of labor it takes to remove each bottom piece, sanitize, and fill the light bulb you gotta pay for. Don't worry liberals don't have functional brains they won't think that deeply and think they're recycling despite it actually costing more energy

>> No.16657763

Lots of bitter insecure Europeans and coasties on this board

>> No.16657768 [DELETED] 

i don't get it, i watched the first segment on cheese and she pretty much affirmed the meme video's conclusion that low quality cheese burns. she nitpicked the language used in it, but she more or less showed the video was correct. her low and high fat content bullshit was kind of weird, since when it comes to yellow cheeses, low fat content is a sign of low quality anyway, so that further affirms the video. but even if we take the low fat content shit at face value, mozzarella is low fat content and i bet it wouldn't burn.

>> No.16657775

Don't lump me in with the Europeans. Although I will say I dislike the hicks more than the snooty, rude Europeans.

>> No.16657777

i don't get it, i watched the first segment on cheese and she pretty much affirmed the meme video's conclusion that low quality cheese burns. she nitpicked the language used in it, but she more or less showed the video was correct. her low and high fat content bullshit was kind of weird, since when it comes to yellow cheeses, low fat content is a sign of low quality anyway, so that further affirms the video. but even if we take the low fat content shit at face value, mozzarella is low fat content and i bet it wouldn't burn.

>> No.16657780

It's a plastic novelty bottle you can get for a quarter, o mind of minds.

>> No.16657812

noped out when they brought out the cheese block

>> No.16657818

pointless novelty

>> No.16657839

they have money for that kind of counter top and still get powdered parmesan

>> No.16657845

It's tradition

>> No.16657847

Every last one of those is complete fucking bullshit.

>> No.16657991

they make videos like this because it makes people like you seethe and share it to other people

>> No.16657999

if you believe the show he believed it, if you live in reality he assumed it was some kind of joke and didn't just instantly assume someone was illegally feeding him human flesh on camera in an intentionally exaggerated manner

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>t. femanon

>> No.16658074

a cigar butt is the essential ingredient of a true hobo mulligan stew but you use the unsmoked part

>> No.16658106

to be fair, that's how i'd react to a non-roasted brussel sprout too

>> No.16658120

How can one man be so based?

>> No.16658382

It's actually Israel. I recognize the beer in the back as Goldstar.
The place is called Gordos apparently. I apologize

>> No.16658587

Cope harder rape baby.

>> No.16658609

Why are amerishats so fucking retarded? My fucking god.

>> No.16658614

Ffs why post a twitter post of this? Can't even read half the text, try again fagen

>> No.16658636

so the flu?

>> No.16658656

Because you weren't hugged enough as a child, Anon.

>> No.16658674

No way can this possibly be appetizing to any living thing. This offends all senses including the sixth.

>> No.16658679

It's funny every single time

>> No.16658696

based. anything that makes faggots upset about muh animals.

>> No.16658701

he doesn't even know how to hold a knife

>> No.16658754

>? i don't get it. zoomers are supposed to be conscious of wasteful boomer lifestyles, of limited worldwide resources, of worldwide hunger, at least that's the brush they're painted with. so why are so many of them so eager to pay money for a bunch of food and film themselves destroying it for laughs.
They have been raised without disciprine, they were raised to be worse consumers than Boomers and GenX. Some of them anyway.
They also don't really have "An end game" in mind for life which means they become nihilistic

>> No.16658812

Lmao this is one of those fetish videos.

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>> No.16659423

learn to read better gaybo
we don't sign our posts here

>> No.16659508

this is what decades of famines and government genocide does to a motherfucker

>> No.16659517

A product is not wasted if I derive any enjoyment from it, even if that enjoyment is not the "intended" kind.

>> No.16659520

christ is that LA beast? I knew he was tarded but not this bad

>> No.16659619

Wasted gets on shitty b8

>> No.16659669

thumbnail looks like a patisserie

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>> No.16659771

>filet o feces

>> No.16659823

kek. him punching the box cracks me up

>> No.16659832

I thought Asians (and their culture) were elegant and precious

>> No.16659903

that hamburger is hemorrhaging cheese.
What if you shot someone and they bled melted American cheese, wouldn't that be funny?

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>> No.16660030

>stop noticing patterns

>> No.16660093

How do you make it to Jack's age and not realize that dropping things into oil is specifically what causes the oil to splash? It almost looks like he's making a joke, like he's about to start laying the steak down gently and then just drops it like a chimpanzee.

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enjoy your bpas, bitch tits and micropenis retard
also, lmao

>> No.16660147

How high does liquor alcohol content have to be for it to burn with invisible fire?

>> No.16660153

WTF he's bigger than the car

>> No.16660186

That isn't onion that he puts on first is it?
The rest is just japanese peanuts and various spicy tamarind candies and dried plums

>> No.16660222

the yes men, 2004

>> No.16660270

As soon as i saw the LA beast everything made sense
May he forever stay based and retard pilled

>> No.16660319

I'm always pleased to see dorilocos posted and see people get upset by it. Try it if you're in a place that serves it, I'm not a huge fan of chamoy but it's pretty good.

I can't tell due to the film quality. Might be queso oaxaca or onion.

>> No.16660358

I'm not upset by it, I basically threw a dart at a dart board and uploaded it

>> No.16660410

When people say that they mean Japan, not China/Korea.

>> No.16660648

Aww that's so cute. Mommy's cradling her babies.
At least insects can be good parents. Unlike mine.

>> No.16661207

Are we really so bankrupt for ideas that we're re-doing Epic Meal Time?

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Here's to feeling good, all the time...

>> No.16661398

China was always the exception but faggots are too scared to admit it

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