/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.16642420]

put the cayenne in the sauce and nobody gets hurt

[Anonymous No.16642455]

>>16642420
You are after all the Salem's Lot
of your not getting shot!

[Anonymous No.16642472]

>>16642420
you are, after all, putting in the cayenne
im not playing!
ILL FUCKING KILL YOU

[Anonymous No.16642531]

Fun Fax: last night I ordered chicken vindaloo for delivery (they had no beef sadly), and although it tasted d'licious it wasn't very spicy

7 hours later I was drunk and starving fro leftovers so I took the remaining loo out and heated it up in the skillet, and dashed the shit out of it with cayenne powder

I almost died but god damn that shit finally tasted right

10/10 would cayenne again

[Anonymous No.16642536]

I can only pray I will someday amount to the same level of raw sexual energy that is John

[Anonymous No.16642738]

>>16642455
After all you get to decide whether or not to genocide.

[Anonymous No.16642751]

Helloooo thisischef JON from FOOOOOood Wishes dot com wiiiith... your life in his hands! That's right, Chef John has prepared a bullet with your name on it, and the hardest part of it all? The cleanup!

[Anonymous No.16642755]

>>16642420
Man I was watching a surgery video a week ago with some music over it and right in the middle the chef john intro starts playing while they're taking the gallbladder out

[Anonymous No.16642758]

>>16642751
Honestly lost my shit at work, nice post anon

[Anonymous No.16643001]

>>16642751
lmao

[Anonymous No.16643006]

>>16642751
Fucking hell, I can hear his voice so well. Spot-one pacing kek

[Anonymous No.16643011]

>>16642751
pls chef no

[Anonymous No.16643151]

>You are after all the Benito Mussolini of your alfredo linguine!
John... What did you mean by that?

[Anonymous No.16643159]

>>16643151
You are after all the Ted Bundy of who you shoot with your Gundy.

[Anonymous No.16643166]

>>16642755
kek, post link