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16641452 No.16641452 [Reply] [Original]

How can an entire continent be so devoid of culinary achievement?

>> No.16641465

it's only been a state for a little over a hundred years

>> No.16641466 [DELETED] 

>>16641452
How can I convince my eleven year old sister to swap her one piece bathing suit for a string bikini?

I'm from Australia and we are approaching pool season.

>> No.16641470
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How can two entire continents be so devoid of culinary achievement?

>> No.16641497

What's an average brekky like?

>> No.16641500

What I remember as australian food growing up as a young kid in the outback

>kookaburra skin soup
>fried dingo tails
>bunning's spider snags
>fried possum with vegemite
>unidentifed marsupial balls on a stick
>boiled kangaroo meat
>one time, koala brains

Americans have no idea how bad it really is. No one in australia knows what the fuck a bloomin onion is or victoria's filet. Australian food is disgusting. Literally the worst parts to eat of any animal. Makes sense because australians are the race of humans closest to animals. They make disgusting noises when they eat, slurp everything, bogans in the streets lift their fucking wife beaters over their sweaty stomachs while laughing and chewing with their mouths full of food. Like what kind of idiot decided using your hands is the most practical way to eat fucking meat. Starving Nigerians who eat grass have a better diet than the average australian.

>> No.16641508

>>16641452
Food culture does not thrive in totalitarian police states.

>> No.16641513
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>> No.16641548

>>16641513
>look mom! I posted it again

>> No.16641573

>>16641452
Probably because new country and most peoole just eat what there parents eat. I eat alot of english type foods since parents are british born aussies. Idk man. Tru blue aussies who have lived in aus for 4-6 generations just eat fucking spaghetti, red meats n veg or simple foods with pasta.

>> No.16641637

>>16641500
>he hasn't had wallaby fillet with wattle sauce
holy shit are you even australian?

>> No.16641663

>>16641513
the Dutch did it first

>> No.16641707
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>>16641452
in 100 years we became the 11th biggest economy and 2nd on the HDI index, and still havent hit 25mil population yet.

we're too busy fucking working to create the greatest nation on earth while trying to prevent the Liberals from fucking it up every chance they get.

we didnt get to where we were by farting around with faggot food.
have your smoko and get back to work. work hard so you can fuck off at 2pm thursday and call in sick friday so you can go camping with the boys.

>> No.16641715

>>16641707
sigma continentillionaire grindset

>> No.16641722

>>16641707
Pretty piss poor performance, really, for a continent that has had plenty of every key resource at each phase of technological development. Timber, whales, fleece, coal, iron ore, oil, uranium, plentiful sunlight, lithium. Shame you couldn't figure out how to capitalize that in any way other than selling it to smarter economies.

>> No.16641748

>>16641452
Abos and convicts fighting saltwater crocodiles, they don't have time to polish their cousine

>> No.16641864

>>16641452
There're like six cities. The Alice Springs kfc tried to get a Michelin star.
https://youtu.be/0ZEa0Aqnh8s

>> No.16641867

because we are british people in a desert trying to emulate the european immigration culture of america while ignoring our own populations of indonesian, greek and italian people.
also were fucking empty

>> No.16641921

>>16641452
FUCK OFF WE'RE FULL

>> No.16642017

>>16641497
toast with butter and vegemite with a cup of tea or coffee, or cereal (take your pick but the australian cereal is Weet-Bix) with tea or coffee. australia has a fucking massive coffee culture so pretty much every person i have known has coffee in the morning (i know this is also very common around the world) (tea is still pretty common because the countries roots are very english)

>> No.16642022

>>16641921
Dude, nobody wants to go to Australia right now.

>> No.16642023

>>16641663
i have hagelslag every morning. i live really far away from the nearest bulk supplier (woolworths nearby stocks a little bit) so every few months ill ask my uncle to buy a few kilos in bulk and bring them up to me.

>> No.16642024

>>16642022
They do, but we stopped the boats.

>> No.16642035

>>16641722
you can blame the libs (conservatives) for that shit. those cunts have been bending over for china for like 60 years.

>> No.16642036

Abos.

>> No.16642095

The humble meat pies MOGS 99% of cuisine

>> No.16642107

>>16641707
About that hole in the ozone layer...

>> No.16642110

>>16641452
They're about to make a culinary dish called "Many Sea Men" after they're all arrested thanks to that new anti privacy bill they just passed.

>> No.16642134
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>>16641452
>aussie food
They also put beets on their burgers, the sick fucks.

>> No.16642147

>>16641500
Kek, how many variants this pasta has?

>> No.16642148

>>16641707
Germany was ground zeroed 70 years ago and today we’re still shit eating, limp dicked faggots.
Just like you guise.

>> No.16642164

>>16642148
>muh stunde null
All I hear is excuses, look at Japan they recovered and have a strong nationalist identity with minimal immigration.

>> No.16642169

>>16642148
Australians are a beloved people with a distinct ethos and a quirky minagerie of animals. Germans are regarded as shot fetishist failed nazis who bend over backwards and forwards for foreigners.

>> No.16642172

>>16642169
To be fair, Australia is also regarded as bending over backwards for China and banning guns.

>> No.16642178
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Ah yes, food and cooking, finally a reprieve from Australian politics.

>> No.16642179

>>16642148
t. Ivan

>> No.16642199

>>16641466
Tell her "oi nah fuckin do it, don't be a dog cunt"

>> No.16642212

>>16641637
> no shit sandwiches with extra shit
Fuck me sideways

>> No.16642233

>>16641452
what are you talking about? they literally invented brekkie and tucker.

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>>16642178
fixd

>> No.16642239

>>16641466

Only trannies wear one piece suit to hide their junk.

>> No.16642307

>>16642172
Australia was the first country to call China out for causing Corona. In retaliation they put a fuck load of tariffs on our exports so we adapted. Most Australians hate China.

>> No.16642353

>>16642307
OK but you also banned guns so you can't resist the gov't forcibly vaxxing your kids without parental consent

>> No.16642356

>>16642017
>toast with cereal
Subhumans

>> No.16642383

>>16642356
>toast with cereal
i literally never said this. i think you misread what i typed.

>> No.16642436

>>16642353
Haven't seen anyone in the US use their guns for that either.

>> No.16642447

>>16642353
>gov't forcibly vaxxing your kids without parental consent

...except you do need parents consent to get vaccinated, i remember in school you couldn't get any vaccines given out by the school without a parents permission.

>> No.16642460

>>16642447
In Australia they have been literally removing children from their parents and giving them covid vax even if the parents don't consent. If you won't vaccinate your child it will be placed in gov't care.

>> No.16642493

>>16642460
lol what? proof?

>> No.16642540

>>16641465
same as Italy anon.

>> No.16642550

>>16642540
literally retarded

>> No.16642551
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16642551

A big parma at the pub is peak aussie food.
>>16642134
Cringe, burger fags really lost the plot at some point, Bar Luca used to be good too.
Same with snackpack tards.

>> No.16642557

>>16642493
https://archive.is/GLpcD

>> No.16642562

>>16642550
don sign your posts anon. Italy was unified into a country in 1861, before that it was just random kingdoms and city states that fought each other as often as the rest of Europe.

>> No.16642563

>>16641707
You lot did a real good job at prevention.
www.techspot.com/news/91071-australia-passes-surveillance-bill-police-take-over-accounts.html

>> No.16642573

>>16642550
Italy, Germany, and France are all younger than the USA.

>> No.16642574

>>16642562
>>16642573
I will reply this once more

>> No.16642577

>>16642574
I accept your concession. learn some basic history.

>> No.16642603

>>16642557
>not a direct link to a news article
fuck off schizo

>> No.16642609

>>16642603
>2021
>trusting the media whatsoever
And that is a news article, I just put it in archive so the website doesn't get clicks and ad revenue

>> No.16642618

>>16642603
>wanting to give giant media companies even more money and data from ads and cookies
retard.

>> No.16642836

>>16641707
>we're too busy fucking working to create the greatest nation on earth while trying to prevent the Liberals from fucking it up every chance they get.
ah yes, the liberals are the problem
can't be that the entire gov is fucking awful (in different ways) it's just them

>> No.16642893

>>16641452
Meat pie looks delicious.

>> No.16642905
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>>16641452

You fucking what mate?
We invented snags in bread, you cunt.

>> No.16642991

>>16641707
As someone living in Australia, how do you feel about the surveillance bill and the small breast porn ban?
As an outsider looking in, they both seem weird and kinda fucked up.

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>>16641470
>West Antartica being mogged beyond belief by East
embarrassing lmao

>> No.16643025

>>16642905
> $2.50 bunnings snag
Thats deadset criminal

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>>16641707
>Bragging about 11th place

>> No.16643038

>>16643025
It's for a good cause cunt

>> No.16643045

>CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT YEAH NAH I'M HEAPS FUCKING AUSSIE EH I USE SLANG AND SHORTEN WORD UNNECESSARILY UNTIL I AM FUCKING UNINTELLIGIBLE FUCKING SERVO FUCKING RESSOS FUCKING SECCY CUNT CUNT CUNT YEAH FUCK OATH CUNT CUNT CUNT FUCKING YEAH THE BOYS I'M AN ABRASIVE CHARACTER ON THE INTERNET YEAH CUNT CUNT BUNNINGS SNAGS EH ONION ON TOP UNAUSTRALIAN OTHERWISE CUNT CUNT FULL ON I AM FUCKING AUSSIE AS FUCK YEAH FUCKING MAGPIES AND DROPBEARS CUNT CUNT CUNT

>> No.16643055

>>16643045
poofter right here boys

>> No.16643069

>>16642577
Good one buddy. Obiviously he means the Italian Peninsula, not specifically food from and after the creation of the kingdom of Italy. You idiot.

>> No.16643090

>>16643069
ok and? OP is obviously talking about food from the country of australia, not food eaten by the aboriginal people from the continent of australia.

>> No.16643120

>>16643069
try reading the post I replied to again dumbass.
>it's only been a state for a little over a hundred years

>> No.16643131

Australia's biggest industry is state government administration. How the hell does the country even sustain itself?

>> No.16643176

>>16643131
meth

>> No.16643244

>>16642991
>small breast porn ban
What the fuck, flat is justice you goddamn roos

>> No.16643306

>>16642147
As many as we can make it
I expect to see a fucking Martian version of it soon

>> No.16643317

>>16641452
>How can an entire continent be so devoid of culinary achievement?

Australia is China province now... we have great Chinese food everywhere.

>> No.16644056

>>16642557
All this despite not even having enough vaccine for the people who want it?

>> No.16644081

>>16643031
we have 1/10th the population of you cunts on a landmass that's 80% uninhabitable and a political party that's been in power the better part of 20 years constantly trying to fuck shit up.

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>>16642991
>>16643244
>the small breast porn ban
Doesn't exists
>>16642609
>Don't trust the news bro
>Here's a link to a news article to prove my point
>>16644081
Not to mention we're in a horrible location to trade with anyone.

Posting some more Australian food. Chiko rolls are amazing.

>> No.16644247

>>16642557
NSA has been doing that shit for 20 years.

>> No.16644555

>>16641500
Okay, that is a funny spin on the Chinese copypasta

>> No.16644576

Firedoor

>> No.16644608

>>16641452
>How can an entire continent be so devoid of culinary achievement?
Jokes on you, faggot. Straya has, by far, the best food of any British prison.

>> No.16645599
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Most people just eat standard English cooking at home
>stews
>casseroles
>bangers and mash
>meat, vegetables, and gravy
and then standard western stuff
>lasagne
>tacos
>spaghetti
and then for breakfast
>cereal/oats/porridge
>fruit
>avocado on toast
>jam and cheese on toast
>vegemite on toast
Literally what else do you need? Why are people such faggots? What the fuck do Americans eat? From what I can see our food is much better than other places in the world. Most meat here is grass-fed. I heard on Joe Rogan that most people in America think grass-fed beef 'tastes weird'. Hilarious, that's the standard here.

>> No.16645608

>>16645599
>watching joe rogan
opinion discarded. australians are legitimately the dumbest of all the white western countries

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>>16645608
Check out this poofta. Fuck off faggot

>> No.16645641

>>16645610
fuck off and get raped by a koala you fairy bread eating faggot

>> No.16645674

>>16645641
Every kid loves fairy bread. If you didn't love fairy bread then your parents must've touched you. Imagine seething because your too fat and incompetent to make your kids a home-made treat

>> No.16645676

any other aristocratic dropbear breeding families on here?

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>>16641452

>> No.16645680
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>Doesn't watch Joe Rogan
>Is a soft little fagboi who can't handle de bantz
Yep, I'm thinking the faggot above me is pretty gay.

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>this makes the foreigner seethe
NOOOOOOOO YOU HAVE TO BUY YOUR TREATS FROM MR. SCHLOMO'S FANTASTIC DIABETIC EMPORIUM!!!!!!!! WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOUR TREATS ARE FUN AND CHARMING!!!!!!!!

>> No.16645715

>>16645674
>>16645680
australians confirmed for dumbest of all the whites

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>>16645715