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[Anonymous No.16640211]

this is considered to be a “sport recovery drink” in america...

[Anonymous No.16640218]

>>16640211
Get vaccinated shit heads. Before you are made to.

[Anonymous No.16640219]

>>16640211
i prefer the no added sugars version of pic related

i work outside all day and after a few hours you need something other than water, something about the human body's PH setup

[Anonymous No.16640220]

>>16640218
This

Get the jab or get a ventilation tube in your ass

[Anonymous No.16640222]

>>16640211
Its perfect for a hangover

[Anonymous No.16640223]

>>16640218
>>16640220
They'll do it once the government restricts access to their kids. Relax.

[Anonymous No.16640226]

best keep moving this is an electrolit board amigo

[Anonymous No.16640229]

>>16640226
rebranded pedialyte

[Anonymous No.16640234]

>>16640211
>>16640219
>>16640226
Electrolytes aren't real you retards

[Anonymous No.16640242]

>>16640226
>>16640229
Peter North drank this, and we all know how well that worked out. Very well.

[Anonymous No.16640244]

>>16640234
>implying plats can crave something false and therefore lie

plants cannot lie, anon. its not in their nature to do so.

[Anonymous No.16640255]

Live long and pollinate?

[Anonymous No.16640256]

>>16640211
Honestly though where do they get the idea that we think that? You know nothing on the label can be taken literally right? With the exception of the nutritional contents it's entirely bullshit

[Anonymous No.16640282]

>>16640211
When I get food poisoning or the stomach flu and I'm puking and shitting at the same time, I beg one of my friends to pick me up a bunch of red Gatorade. It's literally nectar of the gods right then when I can finally start to hold something down.

[Anonymous No.16640472]

>>16640211
Only high school morons and little kids drink this shit. Any adult who is actually seeking electrolytes will get pedialyte or something similar

[Anonymous No.16640515]

>>16640472
retarded opinion....literally so retarded

[Anonymous No.16641078]

>>16640211
to be fair the average american is so addicted to sugar that they crash hard if they go more than an hour without their fix, so it is needed for most americans to "recover" from the trauma of their body trying to return to a healthy blood-sugar level

[Anonymous No.16641093]

>>16640211
obvious b8, but drinkable carbs are good for recovering from endurance events, such as long hikes. europeans don't really have the concept of "public land" so i don't expect you to understand

[Anonymous No.16641099]

>>16641093
Americans don't have a concept of pubic land, since they've never seen their own crotches.

[Anonymous No.16641108]

>>16641099
What the fuck? Did you think that was going to make people laugh? Awkward ass ESL faggot.

[Anonymous No.16641110]

>>16641099
How are those related...? Can you explain

[Anonymous No.16641117]

>>16640211
If you actually work the shit out of yourself in the heat this sugary shit is perfect.

[Anonymous No.16641129]

>>16640211
I drink too much while hiking, and used that as a basis to plan future hikes. The result was 20kg of water in my pack.
So I'm rucking on a city bike track for 1-1.5h without drinking. I can manage it but feel fairly muddled at the end. That said I no longer look like I jumped into a lake.
I swap to a one sip per 5 minutes water ration and that actually works out great. I could quarter that weight if it were sustainable.
I swap the water for sugar free version of OP and it's even better, I'm more clear headed.
I swap for Monster's version of basically this + 160mg caffeine and I don't even feel dead when I'm done.
The shit works.

Also active people can absolutely get away with consuming large amounts of sugar. I can't because I work a desk job and that small amount tips the balance, but don't confuse sports drink with weight loss shake.

[Anonymous No.16641152]

>>16641110
Your mom a hoe.

[Anonymous No.16641205]

I was under the impression that the Gatorade that is made for professional athletes to drink is completely different from the “Gatorade” sold to niggers at the gas station

[Anonymous No.16641211]

>>16640472
I’ve never heard of or seen an adult drinking pedialyte except in a tv commercial

[Anonymous No.16641217]

>>16641205
Idk about that, but I know wildland firefighters and the like almost universaly treat gatorade like a comcentrate thats ment to be mixed with water and typicaly go for the sugar free version as well

[Anonymous No.16641323]

>>16640211
It's got electrolytes. It's what plants crave

[Anonymous No.16641335]

>>16640211
Could use more potassium, and also magnesium, but the sugar serves a legitimate purpose for liquid absorption. Just look into the history of dysentery.

[Anonymous No.16641342]

>>16641217
>treat gatorade like a comcentrate thats ment to be mixed with water and typicaly go for the sugar free version as well
this is how everyone should consume gatorade or any other sports drinks

[Anonymous No.16641348]

gatorade is made by the Florida gators
stfu you seminole

[Anonymous No.16641364]

>>16641342
I'm a sucker for these nowadays, literaly better than gatorade in every way unless you have a massive sweettooth

[Anonymous No.16641453]

>>16640219
This shit blows gatorade out of the water
But only certain flavors are good

[Anonymous No.16641491]

>>16641205
They used to just put water in the green gatorade canteens back in the 90s, I feel like that's less common now than it was but I don't watch handegg or apehoop or other fag sports like that. You will occasionally see nascar drivers drinking regular gatorade during rain delays or when there's an accident so bad they have to park the cars and the like but I've also seen them eating slices of ham and drinking soda and shit like that during delays

I drink a lot of gatorade though, like someone else said if you're outside in the heat for hours sometimes it's better than just water. I think back when it was invented it had more relevance to athletes but now that they're so more rigerous about nutrition its sort of obsolete at high levels. Idk if that's true it's just a guess

[Anonymous No.16642182]

>>16641348
the Florida gayturds arent shit

[Anonymous No.16642204]

>>16641211
i drank pedialyte when im hungover or sick. it’s good if you have the stomach flu and are pissing diarrhea out your ass every hour

[Anonymous No.16642206]

>>16641152
Gypsy use you father face as toilet! He like this very much!

[Anonymous No.16643052]

>>16640211
Does it recover?
>ye
Can you drink it after sport?
>ye

Better rethink yourself you stupid fucking faggot retardhw0jx

[Anonymous No.16643074]

>>16640211
says the stay at home and never work up a sweat lardass

[Anonymous No.16643097]

>>16640211
I have this recovery drink recipe saved in a word doc someone posted before:

>The best is actually some water, Morton's lite salt (potassium chloride with sodium chloride), and a dash of magnesium citrate. Cheap and effective. Guess you could add a squirt of Mio with B vitamins as well if you want to flavor it. Works great as a hangover drink.

[Anonymous No.16643760]

the best recovery drink is pocsa, if you can handle the taste

[Anonymous No.16643764]

>>16643760
posca*

[Anonymous No.16643796]

The sugar content is isotonic matches human blood its absorbed faster.

[Anonymous No.16643973]

>>16640211
I drink these at work because I work in a 120° factory and it's too hot eat. They keep me from getting faint.

Other than that they help with hangovers.

[Anonymous No.16644230]

>>16641364
I get Kroger vitamin packs to add to water, which I think is similar

[Anonymous No.16645405]

>>16643796
what? you have about 5 grams of sugar in your blood. theres 40-50 grams in some fruit juices or gatorade that people will chug.

[Anonymous No.16645415]

>>16640472
>Any adult who is actually seeking electrolytes will get pedialyte or something similar
>t. trendy little zoomer
What you’re taking about had literally only become commonplace in the past year or so with hungover zoomlets.

[Anonymous No.16645431]

>>16640223
can you drink/eat the vax?