So what did everybody have for lunch today?

[Anonymous No.16639534]

Me? I had the usual.

[Anonymous No.16639539]

>>16639534
Damn, you ate that entire knife?

[Anonymous No.16639551]

olives look pretty sad but otherwise cute lunch

I had canned mock chicken and napa cabbage simmered with ssamjang paste. on a diet.

[Anonymous No.16639559]

>>16639534
That's not your lunch, though. It was some iToddler on /pol/
>File: 1630611920146.jpg
>>>/pol/337363573

[Anonymous No.16639580]

>>16639551
They're really good olives, I import mine from Greece.

>>16639559
It's literally me, I was just upstairs on my iPad. I post my lunch all the time here. You must be new.

[Anonymous No.16639631]

For me, it's bun bo hue

[Anonymous No.16639642]

>>16639534
>>16639580
Salt.

[Anonymous No.16639647]

>>16639642
Just drink a glass of water, it's easy.

[Anonymous No.16639650]

I made a chicken sandwich. I'm still terrible at cooking chicken so the chicken was dry as fuck but this time I was able to finish it since it was drowned in tomatoes and sauces

[Anonymous No.16639705]

Do poor people really eat like this?

[Anonymous No.16639712]

>>16639705
No, they typically eat fast food, like what you promote on this board.

[Anonymous No.16639724]

Fuckin rate

[Anonymous No.16639728]

>>16639580
>File: 1619123655324.jpg
You expect me to believe you redownload your own images?

[Anonymous No.16639745]

Made some Jap curry.

[Anonymous No.16639763]

>>16639580
>I import mine from Greece.
doesn't mean anything if they're pitted. they keep worse that way.

like i said, sad.

[Anonymous No.16639765]

>>16639763
Pitted are fine as long as the olives are relatively firm. It also allows the brine to more fully penetrate.

[Anonymous No.16639772]

>>16639724
4/10 looks watery

>>16639745
did you take this picture in portrait mode or something? it's fucking with my eyes

[Anonymous No.16639773]

>>16639765
> It also allows the brine to more fully penetrate.
I know and I don't like that. I like the taste of olive not brine.

[Anonymous No.16639784]

>>16639534
a bag of frozen paella from the Co-op and a packet of Quavers

[Anonymous No.16639787]

>>16639772
I put an anti-faggot filter on it so that might be why.

[Anonymous No.16639809]

>>16639773
Well buy your own olives, you can't have any of mine anyway.

[Anonymous No.16639816]

>>16639787
this motherfuckers lunch looks like a magic eye picture and he's trying to call ME a faggot?

[Anonymous No.16639855]

>>16639816
Looks like its working.

[Anonymous No.16639895]

>>16639534
steak tartare
avocado on toast
cream cheese and a bit of Münster
blueberries
two glasses of kefir
extra dark chocolate

[Anonymous No.16639906]

Grilled chicken, rice and baked broccoli and carrots.

[Anonymous No.16639913]

>>16639650
What's your.method?

[Anonymous No.16639916]

[Anonymous No.16639927]

I haven't eaten lunch in years

Worst meal of the day next to breakfast

[Anonymous No.16639956]

>>16639927
if people started eating sandwiches for dinner lunch wouldn't exist anymore

[Anonymous No.16640402]

>>16639534
Well for dinner anyway
>Signature select frozen pizza topped with Tabasco
>Couple bags of instant rice with crystals and Tabasco hot sauce right out the pot
>A wawa Italian hoagie
>Family size bag of herrs rippled potato chips on the hoagie and finished off the rest by putting crystals hot sauce on it
>3 Miller lites
Might make the other frozen pizza I picked up in a bit for a snack don't think I could finish it though.
Lit a candle to help about the farts.

[Anonymous No.16640440]

>>16639724
4/10 in the pot, 8/10 outta the pot covered in a fuckload of black pepper

[Anonymous No.16640456]

>>16639787
Anon, I'll fill you in.
Having a space age phone still means you gotta put in work to make the photo look good.

[Anonymous No.16640486]

>>16639534
I had canned clam chowder for lunch
For dinner I had smoked salmon and cream cheese on an English muffin topped with red onion and an avocado with balsamic and salt and pepper

t. Going out of town for two weeks and didn’t get groceries

[Anonymous No.16640569]

>>16639534
Damn you must have had some rank toots after that one

[Anonymous No.16640635]

I had some scrambled eggs with cottage cheese and chorizo. Cant fucking muster up the motivation to go cook with the current jointpaint i got so guess today i go 1 meal only. Its fine tho im fat so not gonna starve. Cottage cheese actually was decent for scrambled egg but i think ill stick to a tablespoon or two of heavy cream in the future.

[Anonymous No.16640661]

>>16639728
Yeah it's easier than doing scp to take photos off one device to the next.

[Anonymous No.16640670]

imagine thinking anyone would think you're cool for posting pictures of some stupid kukri next to a poorfag meal. go back, cringefag

[Anonymous No.16640711]

>>16640670
>sluuuro slurp sluuuurrp

Mmmmm yes give me more. Here let me put cotton seed oil on mu dick. Mmmm yes just like that

[Anonymous No.16640754]

Fuck you

[Anonymous No.16640774]

>>16639534
chicken n broccoli

[Anonymous No.16640888]

>>16639631
Did they not give you herbs?

[Anonymous No.16641039]

>>16640670
that knife's at the bottom of my collection, worth-wise

i have some pre-British broad leaf and sirupate kukris which are worth more than you

[Anonymous No.16641060]

Enjoy your hypertension.

[Anonymous No.16641062]

>>16641060
>not drinking water

[Anonymous No.16641088]

>>16639534
beef stew, saltines, sargento cheddar and a red wine that had a lot of sediment

[Anonymous No.16641124]

Red beans baked and green onions with nutritional yeast, oil, garlic powder onion powder and cayenne

Its so good i have it very often. Im gonna try adding some panko tomorrow and see how thats like. Im stoked

[Anonymous No.16641473]

>>16640754

that shit aint kosher

[a white guy No.16641486]

>>16639534

I'm honestly impressed you managed to cram an entire Kukri up your ass.

[Anonymous No.16641495]

>>16639534
Pretty gay bud, you in sf?

[Anonymous No.16641505]

Mixed nuts and stonefruut

[Anonymous No.16641523]

>>16641486
>>16641495
samefag and autist

didn't get it quite right the first time, hit "send" then thought better and replied twice

[Anonymous No.16641530]

>>16639534
I ate a fillet of smoked salmon, a bowl of cherries, and a protein shake.

[Anonymous No.16641539]

>>16641523
Actually I did post twice but it was the stone fruit and the pretty gay bud posts.

[Anonymous No.16641540]

For me, its the gut knife. The only lunch for me.

[Anonymous No.16641543]

>>16641540

Shit I just realized how dirty those two on the left are. :(

[Anonymous No.16641544]

Cause that's a lunch for a homo but I wanted to participate in the thread too.

[Anonymous No.16641623]

You guys eat some weird shit.

[Anonymous No.16641659]

>>16639724
0 fucking sauce adhesion
overcooked pasta
gaudy boomer plates
2/10
apply yourself.

[Anonymous No.16641788]

>>16641540
>Name of book country staped on blade
Why do people buy this shit again ?

[Anonymous No.16642373]

>>16639745
whys your curry shouting at me bro

[Anonymous No.16642376]

>>16639534
I hate it how neckbeard MGTOW poverty types have tarnished sardines with this poorfag DEENZ meme, couldn't you have just stuck with ramen and fast food?

[Anonymous No.16642377]

>>16639906
what marinade do you use for the chicken?

[Anonymous No.16642389]

>>16639559
>>16639728
>hardcore detective skills
>uses the term “iToddler” without irony
It can only be the famous hacker known as 4chan.

[Anonymous No.16642393]

>>16641039
nobody cares

[Anonymous No.16642459]

Thiccscuit and graby

[Anonymous No.16642466]

>>16639534
You really couldn't take a pic of your food without showing off the fork?
We can't all afford that kind of luxury, asshole. There's no need to rub our faces in it.

[Anonymous No.16642475]

>>16639745
why the fuck are you eating it off a paper plate you spastic fucking retard

[Anonymous No.16642483]

>>16639534
why, i ate ass of course!

[Anonymous No.16642505]

>>16639809
you can't make me

[Anonymous No.16642711]

>>16640661
nigga just glob the files holy shit
you really running scp for each file?

[Anonymous No.16642786]

>>16639534
>look at reflection in knife
>OP is bread
happy halloween

[Anonymous No.16642822]

>>16642459
recipe lets go. a few times of year i'll make this on a sunday morning; usually get the take n bake biscuits but some then add flour to the ground sausage fat and do it right.

[Anonymous No.16643010]

>>16639580
Is that a Napoleonic sword? Can you post the full blade?

[Anonymous No.16643082]

>>16639728
I do that all the time as well...
I just don't like having my files in a cloud.

[Anonymous No.16643376]

>>16642393
You cared enough to make a comment, clearly you're jealous.

[Anonymous No.16643380]

>>16643010
Yes, it is. And no, not right now because it's in my sword safe, next to the gun safe. Which are both located next to the treasure safe.

[Anonymous No.16643528]

>>16642822
Checked. Not him but this is my go-to biscuits and gravy recipe that I've been using for a while now. I don't always make the biscuits from scratch but they're really easy in this case. I usually do a pound and a half of sausage cause I like it real meaty. My family loves it and it always hits the spot.

https://archive.is/csq5w

[Anonymous No.16643559]

>>16643380
How based can one lad be?

[Anonymous No.16643561]

>>16639534
Change the brie with feta and add some cherry tomatoes and gud-2-go
I skipped lunch, woke up at eleven, had some coffee and baguette with cheese.

[Anonymous No.16643564]

>>16639539
Topkek

[Anonymous No.16643659]

>>16639534
grilled cheese, muenster and cheddar on wheat bread

[Anonymous No.16643747]

>>16643380
Well I'll be sure to check future deenz threads if you ever decide to post it.

[Anonymous No.16643913]

>>16639534

based.

I had to go into work today, I took a PB and J and apple.

[Anonymous No.16643927]

>>16639534
Hardees western bacon burger with curly fries

[Anonymous No.16643960]

I made some Basque chicken. Looks a bit messy and I served myself a fatass portion, but that shit was good.
Wasn't really too watery, it's just that I had not mixed the rice and the sauce yet.

[Anonymous No.16643978]

>>16639724
Bland looking sloppa. Needs some more sauce of any kind.

[Anonymous No.16644098]

>>16639534
Madsen, is that you?

[Anonymous No.16644102]

>the usual
>shitty olives
>shit canned fish
>ass cracker
>shitty cheese
>b-but I got a mallninja kukri, look how cool I am

yikes

[Anonymous No.16644115]

a potato and 5 carrots, cubed and sauteed in sesame oil. i ram out of food. I opened a bag of lentils I've had for years, and it smelled exactly like my uncle's old hoarded disgusting house that I visited 20 years ago, so I'm not eating those, thanks for reading

[Anonymous No.16644288]

>>16644102
>projecting
It's interesting to see you reuse the same rhetorical tricks in your projection / seethe posts.

[Anonymous No.16644515]

>>16639580
>that smallsword
that conversation was fun, good to see you're still holding up anon.

[Anonymous No.16644531]

>>16644288
oh sweetie, try harder next time.

[Anonymous No.16644928]

>>16639745
>basmati rice

[Anonymous No.16644975]

>>16644515
I made a thread on /k/ and asked everybody to post a *real* sword and they went totally insane because nobody had a real one excepting like two people.

Thanks for the regards.

[Anonymous No.16645000]

>>16639534
"haha I have a big knife and I eat le epic deenz, aren't I a manly man?"
>>16639631
"haha I went to a restaurant in a middle of a pandemic, aren't I piece of work haha"
>>16639724
>>16639745
>>16639906
We can tell your moms bought those plates.
>>16640754
Oh wow, an actual good looking snack.
>>16641124
I'd eat it but it's looking a little dry
>>16642459
That's it? Just a huge piece of bread and gravy?
>>16643960
Looks great, best one so far.

[Anonymous No.16645004]

>>16644975
yeah /k/ is not the place for sword discussion lol

[Anonymous No.16645010]

>>16642786
I was wondering if anybody would be able to tell that's a punkin. It is, I grew it myself.

[Anonymous No.16645021]

>>16645004
No that's why I did it. We even had some guy post a sheet metal "katana" and then use verbiage which outed him as some autist who had purchased and reviewed the sword.

Cost him $400.

[Anonymous No.16645044]

>>16645021
that's rich lmao, sword discussion online is already shitty and people like that don't help.

[Anonymous No.16645055]

>>16645044
Only place with decent discussion is the viking swords forum, that's actually decent and the people there are generally quite nice.

It's not a super popular hobby to begin with, most people who want a sword just want to wave it around in their back yard and slice up watermellons.

[Anonymous No.16645068]

>>16645055
>viking swords forum
yeah there's other forums that are pretty good too, but very specialized, and VERY slow. I use the schola gladiatoria forum on occasion but is got like 5 active posters at any time.

[Anonymous No.16645286]

>>16645068
wot's your sword interest there fellow blade fancier?

[Anonymous No.16645292]

>>16640888
Sitting out of the frame

[Anonymous No.16645300]

>>16645000
>"haha I went to a restaurant in a middle of a pandemic, aren't I piece of work haha"
Kill yourself you stupid faggot. Covid is OVER in Texas, get over it.

[Anonymous No.16645527]

>>16645286
I'm a sabre guy myself, I've been studying Michał Starzewski's manual on polish sabre for about 5 years now.

[Anonymous No.16645562]

>>16645000
>That's it? Just a huge piece of bread and gravy?

im not the anon you replied to but being from the south, homemade buttered biscuits and sausage gravy is one of the best comfort foods. there's nothing like it

[Anonymous No.16645938]

>>16639539
I bet there's still room to eat a gun for dessert.

[Anonymous No.16646380]

>>16639534
spaget

[Anonymous No.16646390]

>>16645300
Soooo... in response to concerns about frequenting places that people gather without masks, you decided to post:
>homophobia
>self harm encouragement
>science denial
>COVID misinformation
>antivaxx BS
>south dixie BS

And you think this makes you look... what?
Smart? Nope.
Educated? Nope.
Cool? Nope.
Rebellious? Nope.
Like a brainwashed Karen? Yep.

[Anonymous No.16646401]

Imagine associating your masculinity to sharpened utensils while eating stuff out of a can, jar and packets.

[Anonymous No.16646404]

>>16646390

[Anonymous No.16646725]

>>16646390
make me wear the mask you fucking subhuman filth

[Anonymous No.16646938]

>>16646390
Did someone say SCIENCE?!

[Anonymous No.16646949]

>>16646390
Based

[Anonymous No.16648056]

>>16646725
I don't have to, the owners of establishments do. Good luck acting tough when they tell your anti-vaxxer ass to leave the premises for not respecting their mandatory mask policy.

[Anonymous No.16648866]

>>16639534
Nothing Special

[Anonymous No.16649507]

>>16648056
Good luck trying to force businesses to do that shit with faggot ass mandates that nobody wants you stupid punk

[Anonymous No.16649562]

>>16639631
Looks great!

Made lamb biang biang noodles
First time making handmade noodles this way, really fun!

[Anonymous No.16649593]

>>16639534
still high on sodium anon ?

[Anonymous No.16649611]

>>16639534
Please someone post the whiskey steak karambit combo

[Anonymous No.16650534]

>>16639539
He's working his way up to sword swallower.

[Anonymous No.16650559]

>>16639539
ate an entire plate and fork, as well......the man's a beast

[Anonymous No.16650925]

>>16639534
Machetes are generall bad for your digestion, chunibyo kun.

[Anonymous No.16650930]

>>16641659
Accurate

[Anonymous No.16650937]

>>16643960
Seems pretty tasty, actually. Keep it up and maybe one day we can turn this fatass mcdonalds idolizing board around.