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Do you like cheeseburgers?
Tell me about your ideal of the perfect cheeseburger.
What do you eat with cheeseburgers? French fries, tater tots, onion rings?
What kind of drink matches a good burger well?

>> No.16636585

so a while back i went with the ever dying segjestion of buying bulck burgers for my freezer, lol. then i halfway through was at walmart, when i desided to get all the freakin fithktzinths
canned pinapple ring
skeak sause
mushrooms
bacon
you get the idea but i couldnt fit in into my mouth

>> No.16636594

>>16636585
>couldnt fit in into my mouth
I bet

>> No.16636954

>>16636531
>Freshly ground chuck, 25% fat
>Smashed to optimize Millard reaction, salted well
>Boars head American cheese melted
>Martian’s potato roll, steamed
>special sauce
>dill pickles, white onion, iceberg

>> No.16637035

>>16636531
pepper jack
bacon
garlic or basil aioli
grilled or raw red onions, or onion straws if i feel like makin em
roma tomatoes
romaine lettuce
i don't like pickles but i'd include them for others

>> No.16637068

>Ground sirloin
>medium
>grilled
>jack cheese and cheddar
>applewood smoked bacon
>chipotle mayo
>spicy chili sauce
>fresh jalapenos
>an onion ring

>served with a poutine on the side, chicken gravy and real curds

>> No.16637079

>>16636531
1. Normal bun. No gay shit like brioche or potato bread.
2. Normal patty. No gay shit like "blue cheese infused" or "embedded bacon" garbage.
3. Normal cheese. No gay shit like brie, provalone, etc. Just normal American Cheese.
4. Just ketchup. No gay shit like BBQ sauce, siracha, magical homo sauce, etc.
5. Normal onions. No gay shit like "onions caramelized for 8 hours while the walrus bacons at midnight".
6. Normal pickles. No gay shit like "extra kosher", "made with real himalayan salt", "epic dill infused".

Just a normal cheeseburger. Thanks.

>> No.16637086

>>16637079
gay post

>> No.16637094

>>16637079
>normal dick. No gay shit like "vaginas"

>> No.16637109

>>16637079
>Just normal American Cheese

anon...

>> No.16637114

>>16637086
Nope, you're gay.
>>16637094
If that's what you prefer.
>>16637109
Cheeseburgers are American, therefore they should be enjoyed with American Cheese.

>> No.16637194
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16637194

>>16637079
>>16637035
>>16636954
I ASKED YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS 3 FUCKING QUESTIONS AND YOU ONLY ANSWERED 1. WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU? ARE YOU RETARDED? KOREAN?

>> No.16637253

>>16636531
>Do you like cheeseburgers?
No, burgers are better without cheese.
One big flat patty that fits the bun just right, loads of salad (lettuce, onions, pickles, good and seasoned tomato), loads of sauce (mustard, mayo, ketchup, relish) -THAT's a good burger.

Cheese just saturates the whole thing with the taste of fat. If you want the funky sharpness of cheese on a burger, you should use lacto-fermented pickles. You can get the vinegar of regular pickles from the mustard and relish in the sauce.

>> No.16637848

>>16636531
Yes
Beef burg, pepper jack AND cheddar, sauteed or camelized onions, bacon, jalapenos OR pickles brined with hot peppers, barbecue sauce. Bun doesn't matter too much, but something that won't disintegrate
Fries usually, sometimes tots
Nowadays it's typically a beer (anything but a stout, which has its place but not with burg) but a soda is good, too
>>16637194
not me

>> No.16637852

>>16637079
>1. Normal bun. No gay shit like brioche or potato bread.

Everything about this post reads like your white, WASPY Wonder Bread buying mother feels threatened by restaurants or culinary acquaintances introducing choice..

>> No.16637855

>>16636531
For me, it's at least a double. Possibly the beetroot, bacon & egg Aussie route. Fuck sides, sides mean you burger wasn't big enough.

>> No.16637894

>>16636531
LIFE IS LIKE A BURGER
HERE IN OLD BURGS
I HATE FUCKING BURGERS
BURGERS SUCK DICK

>> No.16637904

>>16637253

fag

>> No.16637948

>>16636531

>Do you like cheeseburgers?
Selectively. Grew up on plain burgers because cheese can sometimes trigger my gag reflex. Adapting took time.

Everything I like is because of take-out places or certain chain restaurants like Hardee's

>Tell me about your ideal of the perfect cheeseburger.

1) The custom job
-Patty
-Aged Cheddar
-Lettuce
-Grilled Onions (optional, but better with than without)
-Grilled Mushrooms
-Bacon
-Avocado
-House sauce

2) The Western
-80/20 beef
>Salt
>Onion Powder
>Dash of Red Wine Vinegar
>Pepper
>Rolled into balls, set to Freezer for 20 minutes and moved to fridge until ready to work
>What do you eat with cheeseburgers? French fries, tater tots, onion rings?
-Bacon
-Sliced cheese, could be Deli sliced cheddar but usually plastic wrapped singles
-Onion Rings (usually buy premade ones because I'm stingy about cooking oil)
-Barbecue Sauce (Bulls-Eye is fine, but Kinder's or Stubbs is good too)

3) Plain Ol' Chili-Cheese
-73/27 beef
>Nutritional Yeast
>Soy Sauce
>Ginger
>Nutmeg
>Onion Powder
>Garlic Powder
>Pepper
>Sage
>Savory
>Red Wine Vinegar
>Mirin (optional)
>(Variants have included using chopper black garlic cloves in place of garlic powder)
-Chili sloppa
>Have a large saucepan ready
>Onion Powder
>Garlic Powder
>Black Pepper
>Smoked Paprika
>Ancho Chili Powder
>Regular Chili Powder
>Cayenne
>Red Crushed Pepper or Chili Flakes
>6oz Tomato paste for body
>Soy Sauce
>Mix of your favorite and finest hot sauces as desired
>Stir until your paste looks uniform, color may be dark
>Add Canned Chili of one's choice (I use two but that's me)
Stir and add water before cooking
-Save some lard to pan fry your buns.
-Layer cheese on bottom bun
-hot Chili slop on cheese to melt

Cross cut fries with Western Bacons if I'm ordering from Carl's Jr or house fries from Super Duper but at home I usually just fill up on burgers.

>What kind of drink matches a good burger well?

Whatever beer I feel like. Even cheap beer like Foster's is fine.

>> No.16638005

>>16636531
>Do you like cheeseburgers?
sure but I'll never be upset if it's a hamburger
>Tell me about your ideal of the perfect cheeseburger.
those rolls with onions on top are great toasted, a big handful of fresh fried super thin onion straws, bacon, cheddar, sauces are BBQ, mayo & ketchup for dipping, pickle spear on the side
>What do you eat with cheeseburgers? French fries, tater tots, onion rings?
curly fries are best
>What kind of drink matches a good burger well?
mr pibb

>> No.16638027

>>16636531
I’ve had some good burgers in my time. Uh I... I love a good swiss, melted swiss cheese and mush- roasted mushrooms and caramelized onions on a burger. Uh that is hot stuff, you can get that at- at a number of different places.

>> No.16638042
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16638042

>>16636531
Let me guess...this isn't enough?

>> No.16638208

>>16638042
That's fine, if that's what you prefer.
Don't let anyone make you feel bad about it.

>> No.16638422

>>16637852
>y-y-you're WHITE
Yes. Jealous?

>> No.16638672

>>16638422
Adventurous white people with experienced palates exist, I mean Alton Brown is one of my heroes, but on the same hand only white people will stand up for the right to be bland.

>> No.16638693

>>16638672
>cheeseburgers are bland
don't worry, you can just put some epic siracha-infused teri-mayo curry aioli on it to suit your "adventurous" and "experienced" palate. I'll just eat a non-gay cheeseburger