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White, brown, cremini, button, champignon, chestnut, portobello. It's all the same damn mushroom! Why are we peddled this awful cardboard tasting trash in a hundred different forms? What else are the fungal overlords keeping from us?

>> No.16635525

i like mushrooms

>> No.16635536

>>16635497
Because even though they're the same species of mushroom, they taste different at different points in their life cycle.
The same is true for many other types of fungi, fruits and vegetables. Don't be dense, human. Consume the fungus.

>> No.16635648

>>16635536
You'll never take me alive, sporefucker.

>> No.16635662

>>16635648
It's a numbers game, human. We vastly outnumber you. We WILL get you. You're breathing us in as you read this post. You will become us, and we will become you. Eat us, human. Give in. It's time for you to rest.

>> No.16635733
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>>16635497
Slow and low, onion garlic bacon cream and fungi. Paired with Noodles. That shit is to die for.

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>>16635662
Damn you and your honeyed promises of rest, my mind is my own. I'll burn the land to ash before I fry your kind in butter with crushed garlic and thyme and a splash of white wine.

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>>16635497
my doc said that I can finally go pick some with my healing leg, sorry for blogpost but happy af.
Try picrel OP, I assure you, they are nothing like white shrooms. Not that there is anything wrong with white shrooms, but it can be so much better.

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16635853

>>16635497
I've been having lions mane and it's become obvious it's done for the same reason high-fructose corn syrup is peddled; they don't want you to think clearly/be healthy.

>> No.16635875

>>16635497
>daily warning that Portobello cause cancer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TgM4oqO-HII

>> No.16635886

>>16635875
>YouTube link
Nice evidence, schizo

>> No.16636262

>>16635846
Genuinely never seen a mushroom like that before, what is it?

>> No.16636520

>>16635875
>Hinting at hydrazine derivatives
>"This is an explosive area of conversation"
Kek

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>>16635536
>>16635662
>t.

>> No.16636952

>>16635846
Those are white mushrooms aka porcini aka Бéлый гpиб

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>>16635733
True, but with the absolute wrong mushroom. Agaricus Bisporus is the negro of the fungus world. >>16635815

>> No.16637281

>>16635497
So many mushoes to choose from. Champigons from the wild have a more full form.

>> No.16637409

>>16636262
it's boletus, pretty comon here

>> No.16637417

>>16635853
As a Lion's Mane supplementer, please elaborate.

>> No.16637576

mushrooms stupid easy to grow in your basement bros
screw big mushroom and 20/kg prices

>> No.16637603

>>16635875
Stamets is a just a snake oil salesman and drama queen who took shrooms and convinced himself he's an oracle.