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16631676 No.16631676 [Reply] [Original]

Not my problem

>> No.16631682

It's the wagie's problem

>> No.16631724

>>16631676
i guess but it shows a lack of manners

>> No.16631727

>>16631676
I hope you get a lightning rod shoved up your ass on a stormy afternoon.

>> No.16631771

>>16631727
2/3rds of the poster on this board would find that enjoyable or at least not mind.

>> No.16631781

that's fucked up, Lay's associates were pretty chill when I would throw water at walmart

>> No.16631794

>>16631676
>>16631682
Nigger

>> No.16631795
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16631795

>>16631676
>>16631682

As a corollary to the shopping cart problem, if you just leave shit in the store, the wagies must throw it away. Return it yourself.

>> No.16631815

>>16631795
I don't return the shopping cart, but I hate this shit >>16631676

>> No.16631816

>>16631676
Based

>> No.16631866

>>16631815
I always return the shopping cart, but I leave milk jugs all over the store

>> No.16631886

>>16631682
Not really. Management might fix it, but most workers aren't going to give a fuck, especially since vendors typically stock the chip aisles. What shit like this does more than anything is cause prices to raise. The cost of everything you buy is influenced by shrink and this shit is a percentage of it. The biggest percentage is, of course, employee theft.

>> No.16631893

What a waste. I hope they review the security footage and murder the guy who did it.

>> No.16632162

>>16631676
it's skim milks so nothing of value is lost.

>> No.16632166
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>>16631795
I only put the carts in the corral if I park right next to them. I remember when there were no corrals (the way it should be).

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>>16631795

>> No.16632215

>>16631676
the worst i've seen was a twin pack of ribeye steaks left on the bread shelf.
that kind of made me mad.

>> No.16632224

>>16631795
Yawn. I'm not paid to put the milk back on the shelf, the store employee is.
>le shopping cart meme
This really is the new "thing" on reddit, huh? No one's stopping you from showing mommy what a good boy you are by returning your cart, so keep it up. I'll just leave it for the employee to get it, though, thanks!

>> No.16632227

>>16631795
Wr have kids that return the cart for us, what kind of shithole doesnt have them?

>> No.16632235

>>16631794
>>16631795
>>16631815
>>16631886
>>16631893
Hey

Basically I'm just not gonna return it (the milk!)

I'm sorry!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I know..... UGH I know....

It's just that I'm not going to return it is all

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>> No.16632247

>>16631676
get it King

>> No.16632262

>>16631893
based

>> No.16632272

>>16631676
The way I see it I am giving some wagie a break to get away from it all and return this milk and get a cool breeze in their face from the dairy fan.

>> No.16632275

>>16631727
what are the logistics of doing this

>> No.16632286

>>16632275
lightning rod, your ass, do the math.

>> No.16632311

why does that cheeto pack on the left look like that

>> No.16632321

>>16632224
you sure are a passive aggressive little bitch aren't you?

>> No.16632332

>>16632311
periodic retro design revival to make otherwise level-headed adults buy their own children garbage for a failed attempt at sharing nostalgia with them

>> No.16632352

>>16632311
Those are Chee·tos, anon. Completely different brand.

>> No.16632370

>>16632286
lightning rods are long, so if you stuck one in an ass then the other end of it would be touching the ground. And the implication is that the dude would be outside during the storm. So would he be aiming his ass towards the sky? Would he do it himself or would someone shove it in there??

>> No.16632394

>>16631676
I do this but with meat and only at walmart.

>> No.16632400

>>16631676
Based

>> No.16632416 [DELETED] 

>>16631676
I take the halal meat off the shelf out of the refrigerated section on my wto work and hide it in the store. Return to cold section in the afternoon. A whole 8 hours of sitting out in the heat unrefrigerated.

Super based. Super redpilled

>> No.16632447

>>16632370
only ymir knows

>> No.16632679

I always grab dairy products from further in the back because I assume wagies will take spoiled products off shelves and put them back in the refrigerated section.

>> No.16632735

>>16632679
that's pretty basic not-my-problem territory as far as spoilage but I can understand being precautionary

>> No.16632742

>>16632215
Its still good. Keeping meat cold is mostly a meme.

>> No.16632744

>>16632679
I grab anything from the middle because the front is where all the nasty goobers touched and the back-most is where I assume people put the spoiled and broken shit to fuck with people who think grabbing from the back is the smartest move.

>> No.16632748

>>16632416
The modern anti-occupation saboteur in glorious action.

>> No.16632796

>>16631795
I push them as far away from the store as I can.

>> No.16632810

>>16631795
I was going to post a Cart Narc link, but i refuse to promote those retards.

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16632829

Not my problem.

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>>16631795

>> No.16632849

>>16632224
You must be at least 18 to post here.

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16632854

Not my problem.

>> No.16632869

>>16631815
See>>16631794

>> No.16632881

When I worked as a shelf stoker I loved when customers asked me if we had a product in the back. Trust me, if it's not in the store we don't have it in storage. But I did give me an excuse to stand around the boxes for a 5 minute break before finding that customer and apologizing.

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>>16631795
I hate when people do this but supermarkets only have themselves to blame.

>> No.16632898

>>16631682
wagies don't give a fuck. I've seen them put frozen stuff that was half thawed back in the cooler. it's whoever gets food poisoning's problem.

>> No.16632901
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>>16632166
ANON! WE MEET AGAIN! I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR! HI! THAT'S MY FRY'S!
HELLO NEIGHBOR!

>> No.16633065

>>16631795
>>16631676
Job creators

>> No.16633351

>>16631676
The real story in this pic is the dank throwback branding on the chee-tos.

>> No.16633358

>>16632894
Supermarkets around here have a bowl of plastic whatevers you can take if you dont have a coin on you. The plastic whatevers are worthless but everyone returns their cart anyway apart from the occasional somali

>> No.16633405
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16633405

I remember seeing a jar placed on a shelf and ordinarily I would move it somewhere safe. Except that day I did not. Minutes later I heard a sharp crash. It was years ago but it still affects me. Why didn't I save the jar. Why didn't I save the jar. Why didn't I save the jar.

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>>16631676
Not my problem.

>> No.16634005

Thinking about just not going to work today at my grocery job and I'm wondering what a good excuse would be when I'm back on Friday. Family emergency should be good enough I think

>> No.16634026

>>16631676
>Being proud of nigger behavior.

Anon, if you are white you are wasting it.

>> No.16634038

>>16634026
>wasting it
Who cares? The farmer was already paid

>> No.16634051

>>16634038
You clearly don't have a grasp of principals. Your instincts are to justify nigger behavior, not to hold yourself to a higher standard. Who cares? Clearly not yourself, which is the only one who matters. You don't care about yourself enough to act decent, which will show to everyone in your life, and you will be judged accordingly. I take it you don't have a lot of success in life?

>> No.16634061

>>16632894
They tried this in my town for a while but it swiftly went away, not sure what was happening with the rest of the state and country

>> No.16634063
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16634063

not my problem but it was my pleasure

>> No.16634079

>>16634051
Dude why are you so mad it's just milk

>> No.16634082

>>16634079
you know how many cows had to die so you could drink a gallon of milk?

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>>16632224

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>>16631676
People who do this should have their hands cut off.

>> No.16634122

>>16632224
What a catty cunt you are. I bet people spit in your food at restaurants

>> No.16634134

>>16631724
this

>> No.16634139

>>16634063
Might as well just throw it on the floor since it's getting thrown away

>> No.16634173

Bros why are shopping market aisles so comfy

>> No.16634194

>>16634139
but that way it wouldn't force the wagies to throw away every single product from the kosher aisle for being contaminated with the magical evil soul of a dead pig.

>> No.16634217

is this technically theft if it means they have to throw the product away

>> No.16634225

>>16634217
no, it isn't.

>> No.16634228

>>16634194
I thought that was only a muslim thing

>> No.16634347

>>16634228
>he doesn't know that jews can't eat pork
Where have you been lad?

>> No.16634520

>>16632224
Being a tough guy about how anti-social you are on the internet is just about as soy as it gets.

>> No.16634574

They don't pay me to not be an asshole who goes out of the way to fuck shit up and waste everyone else's time, so I'll be an asshole who goes out of the way to fuck shit up and waste everyone else's time

>> No.16634588

>>16632224
Lady you're being very cranky. Didn't wake up with your coffee yet?

>> No.16634672

>>16634005
Monday I just decided to not show up for work and nobody even said anything. I think they're so desperate for workers that they're afraid to fire me.

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Not my problem

>> No.16634682

>>16631676
you can just carry it to the checkout and tell them you don't want it

>> No.16634689

>>16631886
always funny to me when retarded customers will come up to a vendor wearing five coke logos on their clothes and start asking them about mountain dew and dr. thunder getting in stock, pretty based.

>> No.16634697

>>16631682
Least it's a union job in the US. Better than most shit jobs

>> No.16634722

>>16634574
God I would love to knock your teeth out

>> No.16634727

>>16631795
I returned a shopping cart on my way into the store that wasn't mine and the lady cart wrangler blew me for it

After that I stopped putting carts away at all cause someone degenerate enough to blow me for it doesn't deserve my courtesy. Course it might have been the hundred bucks I gave her idk I'm autistic and don't understand social stuff like that.

>> No.16634743

>>16634574
You must be a pretty bad person if you need to be payed to not be an asshole. Most people are capable of that by default.

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16634794

>>16631682
>NOOOO! I'M A HEROOO! I HARASSED PAYING CUSTOMERS WHO DIDN'T PUT ON THEIR FACE PANTIES! NOOOO!

>> No.16634866

>>16634794
Anti masker here (well not really just lazy and cheap so didn't buy masks)
Only ever had Karens stare at me and nobody said anything directly desu. That's how I know most people don't give a fuck they're just going through the motions not wanting to cause a stir

>> No.16634890

>>16631676
>Not my problem
In the sense that you have no actual obligation to do otherwise, and suffer no loss if the milk becomes ruined, you’re correct.
It does, however, strongly suggest you have a pattern of lazy white-trash behavior, which actually is a problem which nobody can rectify but you.

>> No.16634892

>>16631676
Those places have cameras, so they'll know you did it.

>> No.16634910

>>16631676
Anyone who does this deserves a slow and painful death being pecked to death by crows. It's so fucking wasteful.

>> No.16634915

>>16634892
Do you think anyone actually cares enough to check the cameras to see who didn't put the milk back and take some sort of action against them?

>> No.16634918

>>16634063
Given where it is, at least it's refridgerated?

>> No.16634929

>>16632894
This shit is the most British thing. Even more British is the ability to buy a trolly token for exactly £1 which does the exact same thing as the £1 coin anyway except you spent money on a piece of plastic

>> No.16634933

>>16631682
>>16634890

Wagie wagie back to your cagie. It's not problem

>> No.16634936

>>16634929
when they changed how the pound coin looked a lot of stores stopped these things alltogether.

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>>16632744
When I worked at trader joes and ran the produce, I would do this because we would have so many bitches just reach in the back, assuming it's fresher and never even look at the dates. So satisfying to watch

>> No.16634949

>>16631866
same

>> No.16635006

>>16632829
>your the kurt cobain of pouring it down the drain
>your the pablo of it not being your problemo
>your the karen of just not caring
>your the chef john of just pouring it down
>your the judge of giving it a good chug