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16630743 No.16630743 [Reply] [Original]

time to post those weird ass food related webms

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>> No.16630756

>three posts in
based ja/ck/er

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>> No.16630814

Mr. Lahey you are FUCKED

>> No.16630831

This is fucked up to watch for me because cephalopods are intelligent

>> No.16630839

yeah I've seen similar done with octopi, Asians are fucked up

>> No.16630852

Intelligent as in sly, not intelligent as in ensouled.

>> No.16630858

They definitely have some barbaric eating habits. And a weird fetish for tentacles.

Not to say western industrialized farming is much better, but it can be if the animals are treated well.

>> No.16631003

not without a head they're not

>> No.16632328

holy shit, you don't actually believe in souls do you?

>> No.16632838

Do people jack off to this or something? The fuck is wrong with people?

>> No.16632862

I want to beat this bitch over the head with a piece of heavy mining equipment

>> No.16632866

If they were intelligent, they wouldn't have gotten caught.

>> No.16632872

I could easily jack off to her messily gorging herself. Unfortunately it's coupled with her toturing animals and while I have many fetishes, that's not one of them.

>> No.16632873

literally there is nothing wrong with what she's doing. all the crybabies cryin make me SICK.

>> No.16632874

How did you get through the captcha, robot?

>> No.16632891

my dick at 0:14

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looks more like Australia

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>> No.16633734

it's not just killing and eating an animal that bothers a lot of people, but that she's intentionally messing with them and prolonging their discomfort for the videos. in one video she just throws a fish onto the floor so she can overreact to it flopping around. and you can tell it wasn't an accident because it was set up to the have a random tank in the middle of the floor nowhere near anything else just to do that. i don't think people should get paid to fuck around with animals before killing them like that.

>> No.16633749

Isn't that abbos who start wildfires to hunt and then blame it on global warming bullshit?

>> No.16633756

JESUS, some-fucking-body buy these people a frying pan!
What a waste of food.

>> No.16633776

thanks bro this gives me motivation to keep exercising

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>> No.16634151

i hate asians so fucking much

>> No.16634153

wot is that

>> No.16634329

Pus. American farming animals get a lot of infections and sometimes antibiotics don't cure all infections.

>> No.16634339

Lmao what's wrong with that,its literally meat and rice

>> No.16634344

they can't even do math

>> No.16634352

those walls are disgusting

>> No.16634381

the way they cover their mouth when they laugh is retarded

>> No.16634415

A cyst or an abscess, basically a big bubble of pus and/or abnormal tissues surrounded by skin.

>> No.16634425

Why is he squeezing it out instead of throwing it away? They're not actually going to serve that to someone are they?

>> No.16634438

anyone have the one with the pancakes ? first is completely uncooked while the last is charred

>> No.16634466

Australian abbo I think, not African.

>> No.16634467

It's cute desu

>> No.16634471

no its cringe

>> No.16634513

Oh yeah, but that's just a w*man thing.

>> No.16634526

When she bites the penis tendril

>> No.16634531

The fuck is that contraption? It's so much slower than the usual robot-coupe veggie shredder. Is there some "cuts just like by hand" meme involved?

>> No.16634532

>10% mehr
Oh the irony that this isnt even an american. Get btfo europoors. Im american, in better shape than ANY of the exchange students i've encountered, and this video made my stomach turn.

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>> No.16634577

More humane then chinks.

>> No.16634602

Cut the hole in the top, put it buy the fire,

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>> No.16634699

the machine is called happy, the tag is unreadable due to webm compression

>> No.16634715

Meat Eaters are psycopaths!

>> No.16634732

Well at least it's dead

>> No.16634733

They probably want to preserve the shell whole for water storage.
A flat rock or even some leaves would have helped keep the sand out, though.

>> No.16634764

I always ask myself the same question, if they all eat the leftovers, en masse, who is eating all that much fucking actual meat?

>> No.16634787

how would Ramsay improve this recipe?

>> No.16634862

Add an assload of olive oil

>> No.16634871

It's because japanese women are smart enough to know men hate to see them open their mouths

>> No.16634874

He'd call the cook a donkey and send her to the blue team.

>> No.16634919

It's probably due to women in Japan having horrible dental hygiene. Orthodontistry never caught on in Japan, until now. Yet now they're using it for yaeba, to make crooked teeth because they think it's cute.

>> No.16634928

When your batter is so poorly made that it's a non-Newtonian fluid.

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>its real

>> No.16634961

for the camera

>> No.16635000

mmm..... yeah, I'm thinking based.

>> No.16635016

fuck is in that oven? it looks like a plastic bag full of meat.

>> No.16635029

isn't that pure kino? Like unless he'd seen the same meme-articles and videos we all have he might be completely unaware what's going on. I know what it is but I surely couldn't just whip up a non-newtonian slurry even accidentally. It's like in another world, another time, this COULD have led to a scientific breakthrough.

Like if you had some mock-cooking-show where the buffoon of a host fucked up his chicken by making a non-newtonian batter and nearly losing his spatula in it, that would be Emmy-consideration comedy writing. He's just, genuinely, that tremendous an ass. I will always take the time to laugh at this.

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>> No.16635117

Me on the left.

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I don't know why his is brown, but that sort of cornstarch batter pretty common in Chinese cooking. You have to jam your hand in to actually mix anything though.

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>> No.16635484

What the fuck is wrong with her eyes and nose and cheeks it looks like they're about to fall off kind of like an 80 year old who has had multiple face lifts

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THE webm posted already

>> No.16635639

it would take hours to cook an egg that size, just a regular chicken egg takes about 10-15 minutes to fully cook when boiled

>> No.16636323

requesting the round meal webm

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when you get to eat food cooked in dirt to prove you're not racist.

>> No.16636364

I can't feel sorry for the squid

>> No.16636369 [DELETED] 

Can I post a video of a dog in the orient being prepared to cook? I am not sure of the backword and/or hidden rules here.

>> No.16636394

posts some fat german chick and calls it American. Living rent free in your head.

>> No.16636418 [DELETED] 

Still waiting about the dog killing/preparation...

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>> No.16636458

Those get deleted pretty fast, you’ll have to start a chink hate thread on pol

>> No.16636496

Wow, very smart science man. :)

>> No.16636676

*naked gun intro music*

>> No.16636697

Squeeze as much as you like, with my cholesterol levels you'll never get rid of it all! My heart is 50/50 organ muscle and fat.

>> No.16636701

he has to be the world's greatest troll, there's no other explanation

>> No.16636817
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You mean the world's greatest chef, surely?

>> No.16636853

>In the year 2000, We launched our line of sauces that were like no other. Sauces that were thick and sweet and wouldn't fall through the barbeque grill when applied.

>We put the sauces in a few Kerr jars and took it to an established local butcher shop. We asked them to sample the flavors out to customers. After 7 days went by, we checked in to see the results. The butcher said the sauces were a major success. Not only that, but he had a list of customers that wanted to buy the sauces by the case load.

>The butcher said that every customer who tried it said -"These are the best sauces I've ever tasted". Hence the name, "The Best Sauces You'll Ever Taste"

>We immediately launched the company GiveMe Foods (GMF) and began producing the sauce in mass amounts.

>GiveMe Foods has a line of sauces including BBQ, Hot BBQ, Teriyaki, Caribbean Jerk & Gourmet Seasoning.


No fucking way its real.

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>> No.16637049
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>He wanders these sacred fields as the storm brews and looms ever so closer
>The storm is angry and upset
>For the man who wanders has eaten all of the frog legs

>> No.16637425

you could get this much meat for $50 max at your local butcher, holy shit what a waste of money

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Jesus christ his face lmao, you can tell he's barely holding it together. Side note: wouldn't literally anything besides fucking sand work better? coals, bark, a fucking rock even?

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>> No.16638059

egg palace

>> No.16638061

>why yes, i'd love being unable to eat properly!

>> No.16638070

>pures leben
based retard

>> No.16638090

>why does everyone look confused

>> No.16638094

>me after anything spicy

>> No.16638097

>bean dip

>> No.16638103

>last meal before execution

>> No.16638118

meanwhile filipino diaspora in the US
>yeah nigga we filipinos & shit our food and swag is the best nigga

>> No.16638119

I would say they either export it because other countries will pay more than starving peasants, or the richer people get to eat meat, probably both
but yeah its a good question honestly

>> No.16638121

It seems odd to me to kill something you are going to eat that way, you will damage the meat, chop it's head off instead.

>> No.16638131
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>christmas crack

>> No.16638141

they are essentialy apes, if you want to kill something small the first instinct is to grab it and smash it on the ground over and over

>> No.16638143

Alright I'll ask. How does he get out?>>16635117

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>> No.16638148

they have ugly teeth, its a good thing they cover their mouths, i wish all people with fucked up teeth would do that

>> No.16638151

some of these scenes feel like a weird porno

>> No.16638295

Surerly theres a faster way to lay those out, bringing the bowl closer or picking up multiple at once.

>> No.16638327

motherfucker didn't leave any for Charles

>> No.16638387

He had a stroke from overeating and has made zero dietary changes.
He may not have the same cracker arrangement skills you and i possess.

>> No.16638754
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That's factually incorrect. Jack has swapped to HEALTHY keto diet.

>> No.16639013

Are his recent recipes (from this year and the last) any good/worth trying? Are they at least less shit than his older ones?

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>> No.16639122

I hope they used real taxidermied raccoon arms. Detached from the torso of course

>> No.16639971

>spends all that time carefully putting a hole in the top of the egg
>dumps it out on the ground anyway
They either choose to live like savages or they deserve that lifestyle.

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>> No.16640159

she absolutely deserved it

poor octopus

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>> No.16640233

>it's just >>16630778

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>> No.16640362

plastic surgery and a face filter, very common among women on social media, many such cases.

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It really gets to the point where you can't even stay standing. These people are mentally unhealthy and need help.

>> No.16640384

>that immediate regret at the end
kek women are so stupid

>> No.16640407

needs rum

>> No.16640433

genuinely the worst race
even mud pies and gutter oil isn't this bad

>> No.16640510
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I challenge thee, sire!

>> No.16640529

someone calculated this abomination at being like 3k calories per serving

>> No.16640536

as others have said, strokes and bad eating have derided his mind, his new shit is legit worse than all the old gifs that get reposted

>> No.16640554
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A simple 360 my dude.

>> No.16641280

A man's gotta eat.

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>> No.16641651

>Welcome to Hell, yes, you have to eat all the eggs.

>> No.16641652

Aww, this is cute

>> No.16641686
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I guess a pizza cutter isn't considered a unitasker, Alton?

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First time I've seen him make something edible, but why the fuck would you make it toothpaste coloured. Captcha get

>> No.16641778

why he only use his laft hand?

>> No.16641787

how does he get out?

>> No.16641794

The stroke
The evenly placed meat
The chaos
The phone in the meat container
Jesus what the fuck is up with ja/ck/

>> No.16641799

i'm /fit/ and i literally put a chair down when i'm making a dark roux

>> No.16641801

That's how they always look after sex. It's probably a gesture of intense satisfaction.

>> No.16641813

big ladle

>> No.16641969

>Isn't that abbos who start wildfires to hunt

>and then blame it on global warming bullshit?
i live in australia and have had abo friends and got taught some of this abo shit in school and literally no one has ever brought global warming into the same sentence. abos have been hunting this way for 10s of thousands of years, lets say 1 tribe owns a massive area they will stay in one place till they have pretty much eaten everything they can and then they set it on fire and move onto the next area and they keep doing this in a circular fashion so in a few years they end up back were they started and the entire area has rejuvenated and is a paradise of food and resources ready for the abos to rape and destroy once again.

very simple and very effective, and they can afford to do this because of how sparsely populated australia was even back then, like its very close to the same size as america but the highest population it ever had was 25mil.

>> No.16641994

based as fuck

>> No.16641998

she's right.

>> No.16642013

this is your based asian trad wife yellow fever fags

>> No.16642074

This is not the hentqi i was looking for

>> No.16642258

The lord of liquor denied him sanctuary

>> No.16642263

Nipponese on suicide watch

>> No.16642270

Easy but not without breaking all the eggs

>> No.16642279
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Nothing wrong with eating a lizard but they put zero fucking effort into the cooking.
Don't clean it out first and just toss it directly on the fire. How about a hot rock or a spit or something ffs?

>> No.16642290

he had a stroke

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>plastic cutlery

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>> No.16642375
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You can cut all kinds of things with it, any bread or flat food really.

>> No.16642387

how does this fat retard get the money for all this shit

>> No.16642395
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If I was that much of a fatass I'd do the same. Why bother when you have 10 years left to live at that point.

>> No.16642404

what am i missing here, seems like normal knife, he's just sharpening it like a fool

>> No.16642412

he forgot the velveeta

>> No.16642424
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>> No.16642427

On the internet, octapus eats you.

>> No.16642434
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$2,800 for meme beef

>> No.16642605

bullshit he could have turned the feed rate up way more and had it work i bet

>> No.16642748
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>> No.16642759

His wife pays for everything

>> No.16642801

If chimps figured out fire this is how they'd cook. Just throw the whole thing directly on the fire and burn the fuck out of it. No cleaning whatsoever. Oh and then you serve it on a rock with another rock for your utensil.

Truly caveman-tier.

>> No.16642845

In the webm she didn't fuck with it though. It was dead after beheading. Just reacted to the salt or something I forget how it works.

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>> No.16642957

more intelligent than niggers for sure

>> No.16642961
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>> No.16643066

where is the full video?

>> No.16643140

>3k per serving
highly unlikely
id estimate the whole pot at 4-5K calories which could be divided into prob 6-8 servings
still calorically dense but not that far out of the ordinary
of course this is jack so that prob is one serving

>> No.16643152

Dat hair, doe.

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>> No.16643186

Are they fucking with him? Why would any tribe cook this way? Someone along the line would think "You know what, I would like to eat my eggs without fucking dirt in it." and choose to cook them on a pot instead.

>> No.16643196

Its waygu you retard. You're not getting all that for 50 bucks.

>> No.16643230 [DELETED] 

A squid's brain is in between their eyes so they were fully alive and aware while she poured sauce over them. That wasn't a reflex response, they were in agony. Kinda like if someone just ripped out your heart and lungs, you would still be alive for a bit.

>> No.16643261

No, the squid was 100% aware as to what was happening to it. Their brain is in the middle of their eyes so cutting off the mantle will not kill them. Them moving around wasn't a chemical reaction to the sauce, they were literally writhing in agony.

>> No.16643311

>Cooking with a Filthy Fucking Raccoon

Not going to lie, I'd probably watch it. Could be chucklesome if it followed a YSAC-type of format.

>> No.16643325

>tinyass cut on cheek

Is this a gook women thing or just a women thing?

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>> No.16643679

Why does he look like a giant baby?

>> No.16643708

This is fucking retarded humans had cooking pots since 10k BC or some shit

>> No.16643750

Must not offend the noble brown people or the whitoids watching will seethe

>> No.16643773

>justifying paying $2,800 for 9lbs of fucking beef

>calling others retarded

>> No.16643808
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>> No.16643866

hearty kek

>> No.16643875

dark roux, i get. this guy is just waiting infront of his oven like there's a tv there or sum

>> No.16643881

She really is.
Most fish have worms.

>> No.16643883

this give anyone else huge dystopian vibes? like this would be entertainment in a satirical movie about how evil and hedonistic humans are in the future, it's just surreal that people make this shit and others watch it for enjoyment.

>> No.16643930

If you are going to eat raw fish, sashimi is the way to go. The slices are cut thin enough that the cook can see any worms and remove em.

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>> No.16644314

>using the same ladle to dip out everything

this upsets me

>> No.16644500

Based, post the full video.

>> No.16644518

They look abo.

>> No.16644543


Yes these "humans" never mastered how to hunt properly once they learned how to make fire. They simply start bushfires and eat the animal that died as a result. Yes really. We're all equal.

>> No.16644553

She looks extremeley uncomfortable, too. Almost in pain sometimes. I think she thinks she's doing comedic mugging, but it comes across more like that soup guy video or A Serbian Film.

>> No.16645226

>$2800 for $300 worth of beef
Do Japs really?

>> No.16645435

This bitch is well funny, her webms are great. Only makes it better that it triggers all these fucking whiney reditfags lmao fucking crybabies

>> No.16645443

Go to bed, Chang. You've fulfilled your mandated CCP posts already.

>> No.16645457

What does that even mean? Fucking ewtard boring bastard from redit. So boring you just repeat things you e seen others post but you don't even make sense.
Bet you're an ugly manlet as well ahahaha with you stubby little legs. Boring, ugly manlet, how truly pathetic you are.

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>> No.16645486

Holy shit a time traveler! Dude, I should let you know, 2016 is gonna be a weird year.

>> No.16645494
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>> No.16645496

all octopi are venomous

>> No.16645655

>instantly lose their camouflage from dying
that's actually pretty cool.

>> No.16645708

>shit-tier reading comprehension
>Reddit spacing
Checks out.

>> No.16645847

you can just do a dark roux in the oven and stir it every 15 min

>> No.16645863

Rumour has it, after this little incident he choked his son so bad that his arm went limp

>> No.16645870

>We have top hens looking into it
>Top. Hens.

>> No.16646439

Standard practice in wok kitchens

>> No.16646520

It's an american recipe though, you retard american

>> No.16646539

Surely the tribe went like "Ok, so some burger or bong is gonna come watch us cook so lets fuck with him and make him eat egg sand or some shit." And now they have a story for generations how they tricked some white idiot to eat dirt.

>> No.16646544

Anyone can accidentally make a non-Newtonian fluid using cornstarch. It takes very little effort, all you have to do is add too much starch for the volume of water.

>> No.16646550

Ah, he missed a step! He was supposed to add all the chicken at once and the juice from the chicken would thin it out just enough to coat.

>> No.16646552

You can tell he's not a troll because he's fat. Fat people are never trolling, they're just stupid.

>> No.16646555

The background characters do seem to be smirking oddly, but maybe camera crews look funny to them.

>> No.16646557

Yeah, anyone can accidentally make it. Only a fucking retard would not fix it with a splash of water.

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>"off the beaten path" travelfags gobble this shit up and rant and rave about authentic cuisine and how worldly and sophisticated they are

>> No.16646587

that's not africa
that's an aboriginal woman.

>> No.16646601

No they don't. I hate travelfags myself, but not for that reason. How many examples of that happening do you have?

>> No.16646650

>putting your lips to the bowl and slurping
Do Japs really? Why not just use a spoon?

>> No.16646669
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> Just havin' a bit of a dreamtime

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>> No.16646708

Germany is the fattest European country

>> No.16646742

Ypu wish those sub-humans would be as witty as that. Truth is they're not. Thats why they're dirt people.

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>I am disfigured

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>> No.16647390

this same asshole got massively butthurt he didn't win his church's chili cookoff

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It was rigged!

>> No.16647408

audible guffaw

>> No.16647553

>We already know what happened
>That's why you have to eat this

>> No.16647603

>sharpening it like a fool
it's amazing how you can convince people of anything if you just repeat it enough. but guess humans are pretty lazy and don't want to do their own research.

>> No.16647609

lol wtf deal with it or stop staring people in their mouths you autistic fuck

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>> No.16647846

at least she demonstrates enough sense to kill it before cooking it, which is too much to ask for some folks

>> No.16647900

hes destroying a nice knife

>> No.16647909

Just a light snack

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>> No.16647957

This. I'd enjoy it more if chinks were eating them instead of octopi.

>> No.16647974

"Humans" is the key word here

>> No.16647979

>a regular chicken egg takes about 10-15 minutes to fully cook when boiled
5 to softboil, 10 to hardboil.

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>> No.16648019

Logo containing stylized version of one's own face seems to be something that soyboys do a lot.

>> No.16648044

It looks stupid, but if this feeds 4 to 6, it's a pretty good price if this is meant to be a good restaurant

>> No.16648047

You know, I bet you could imitate this with several yolks and whites from a chicken. Obviously the "yolk" wouldn't be "intact", but some people like to pop it, anyway.

>> No.16648112

did this a few times, disguisting
normal scrambled eggs (egg whites done, egg yolk fluid, then scrambled as you take it off) way superior

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>> No.16648141

I've got this recipe saved from some medieval cookbook:
A dish made from 30 or 40 eggs
In order to make a dish from 30 eggs or 40 in form of one big egg, you must take two pig's bladders, one of them smaller than the other. Rinse them carefully inside. Then take the eggs, remove the shells, and separate the whites from the yolks. Take the small pig's bladder, mix the yolks and put them into the smaller bladder, until the bladder is full. Tie the bladder up carefully and give it into a pot. Let it boil, until the big yolk becomes solid. Then take away the bladder from the big yolk. Take the bigger bladder and cut a hole in it, big enough to put in the big yolk. Sew up this hole in the bigger bladder with the big yolk within. Then you have to mix up the white of the eggs. Take a funnel, put it into the opening hole of the bigger bladder and pour the white of the eggs on top of the yolk within the bigger bladder, so that the bladder is filled. Tie it up, put it into the pot and let it boil once more. The white of the eggs will boil around the big yolk, and there will be one big egg. You can serve it with a sauce of vinegar.

>> No.16648175

Check for yourself, but yea he doesn't have use of on of his arms, his wife sometimes adds and mixes the ingredients and you can tell she just wants to murder him, real morbid shit.

>> No.16648183

>normal scrambled eggs (egg whites done, egg yolk fluid, then scrambled as you take it off)
what the fuck anon

>> No.16648362

>we gave up this level of innovation in exchange for democracy

>> No.16648411

>It's probably due to women in Japan having horrible dental hygiene
No, it's some honor thing dating back centuries. They think it's vulgar.

>> No.16648426

>t. non-newtonian cooking with jack

>> No.16648686

>4-6 people

>> No.16648748

Imagine putting a dick in this beaut

>> No.16648771

ngl kinda feels like a half-life level

>> No.16648781

Based octochad

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this grill job was no better tho

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>animal planet

>> No.16648840

kek this reads like your typical incoherent bugman rambling - sad!

>> No.16648877

this is actually a delicacy in the Philippines

>> No.16648885

>my ancestors are smiling at me bugman, can you say the same?

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that's australia retard

>> No.16648895

Khoisans are literally more human than anything in Europe or West Africa.

>> No.16648910

*womxn, bigot

>> No.16649098

Gordon is such a fag

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He had a 2nd stroke 2 year ago that paralyzed him from his right side and this cretin refuse to do any rehab because "jesus will heal him"

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>> No.16649908

so he's a mental cripple as well as a physical one

>> No.16650037

1.3 billion. That's how much people are in China. In America, there's only 320 million.

>> No.16650043

fuck off reddit

>> No.16650051

The fattest employee we've ever hired was a Scottish exchange student kek
Also American here

>> No.16650053

That actually looks nice.

>> No.16650058

There resides literally not one human being in either China or America.

>> No.16650060

anon I...

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so are pigs and cows, you know

>> No.16650274

You think chinks are people?

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>> No.16651314

was thikning about him hours ago when i was eating some leftovers, i hope he is doing ok

>> No.16651405

i have never cooked in my life
please explain what is happening here

>> No.16651501

you are supposed to season your knife, he is removing the knife seasoning by doing that

>> No.16651502

>completely missing the point

>> No.16651541

>No, the squid was 100% aware
Squids are not sentient in the way humans are dicklick. They aren't "aware" of anything in such a sense as you're implying.

>> No.16651631

Maybe, few months back in Australia we managed to trick a journo into putting on anti dropbear armor.

>> No.16651639

It's Pizza and it contains a lot of calories.

>> No.16651640

The subtitles don't match the caption

>> No.16651649

>literally no one has ever brought global warming into the same sentence
because global warming is white peoples fault. If anyone brought it up while talking about abos they would be thrown in jail for racism.

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>> No.16651687

>costs 65 pounds
fucking anglos why are they so good a scamming people what a bunch of cunts

>> No.16651712

Still feel pain though.
Are you fine with kicking dogs or setting a cat on fire ? Same thing

>> No.16651785

you sound like the kind of bitch who'd dislike bullfighting

>> No.16651801

I understand why it's impressive but I just don't see any reason to inflict discomfort onto an animal when it's not necessary.

>> No.16651815

You sound like a third worlder bugman

>> No.16651879

what a fucking soyboy idiot, my grandma can maneuver the big le creuset potn it's not that heavy

>> No.16651919

man measuring himself against noble beast, show of value
wouldn't expect yanks to understand the concepts of honor and glory

>> No.16651934

apparently those eggs taste like shit

>> No.16651939

It's an egg. They all taste the same.

>> No.16651978

Except they don't.

>> No.16651982

egglet detected

>> No.16651984

I wonder how Gordon Ramsay thinks about this dish

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Nigger chicken

>> No.16652186

Which anime?

>> No.16652192

Ghost Slide.

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he always been

>> No.16652414

honestly this is pretty funny. i can imagine some king or lord having this made in his kitchen and then throwing a feast where he told everyone it was a dragon's egg and they'd believe it

>> No.16652427

damn, thought that was going to be a pizza lol

>> No.16652482

>i came
>i saw
>i jingled

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>> No.16652961

>canned hot dogs

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