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time to post those weird ass food related webms

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>> No.16630756

>>16630751
>three posts in
based ja/ck/er

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>> No.16630814

>>16630770
Mr. Lahey you are FUCKED

>> No.16630831

>>16630755
This is fucked up to watch for me because cephalopods are intelligent

>> No.16630839

>>16630831
yeah I've seen similar done with octopi, Asians are fucked up

>> No.16630852

>>16630831
Intelligent as in sly, not intelligent as in ensouled.

>> No.16630858

>>16630839
They definitely have some barbaric eating habits. And a weird fetish for tentacles.

Not to say western industrialized farming is much better, but it can be if the animals are treated well.

>> No.16631003

>>16630831
not without a head they're not

>> No.16632328

>>16630852
>ensouled
holy shit, you don't actually believe in souls do you?

>> No.16632838

>>16630755
Do people jack off to this or something? The fuck is wrong with people?

>> No.16632862

>>16630755
I want to beat this bitch over the head with a piece of heavy mining equipment

>> No.16632866

>>16630831
If they were intelligent, they wouldn't have gotten caught.

>> No.16632872

>>16632838
I could easily jack off to her messily gorging herself. Unfortunately it's coupled with her toturing animals and while I have many fetishes, that's not one of them.

>> No.16632873

>>16630755
literally there is nothing wrong with what she's doing. all the crybabies cryin make me SICK.

>> No.16632874

>>16632328
How did you get through the captcha, robot?

>> No.16632891

>>16630745
my dick at 0:14

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>>16630743
looks more like Australia

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>> No.16633734

>>16632873
it's not just killing and eating an animal that bothers a lot of people, but that she's intentionally messing with them and prolonging their discomfort for the videos. in one video she just throws a fish onto the floor so she can overreact to it flopping around. and you can tell it wasn't an accident because it was set up to the have a random tank in the middle of the floor nowhere near anything else just to do that. i don't think people should get paid to fuck around with animals before killing them like that.

>> No.16633749

>>16630743
Isn't that abbos who start wildfires to hunt and then blame it on global warming bullshit?

>> No.16633756

>>16633724
JESUS, some-fucking-body buy these people a frying pan!
What a waste of food.

>> No.16633776

>>16633727
thanks bro this gives me motivation to keep exercising

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>>16630755

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>> No.16634151

>>16630761
i hate asians so fucking much

>> No.16634153

>>16633727
wot is that

>> No.16634329

>>16634153
Pus. American farming animals get a lot of infections and sometimes antibiotics don't cure all infections.

>> No.16634339

>>16634151
Lmao what's wrong with that,its literally meat and rice

>> No.16634344

>>16630831
they can't even do math

>> No.16634352

>>16634136
those walls are disgusting

>> No.16634381

>>16634339
the way they cover their mouth when they laugh is retarded

>> No.16634415

>>16634153
A cyst or an abscess, basically a big bubble of pus and/or abnormal tissues surrounded by skin.

>> No.16634425

>>16633727
Why is he squeezing it out instead of throwing it away? They're not actually going to serve that to someone are they?

>> No.16634438

>>16630751
anyone have the one with the pancakes ? first is completely uncooked while the last is charred

>> No.16634466

>>16630743
Australian abbo I think, not African.

>> No.16634467

>>16634381
It's cute desu

>> No.16634471

>>16634467
no its cringe

>> No.16634513

>>16634381
Oh yeah, but that's just a w*man thing.

>> No.16634526

>>16633794
When she bites the penis tendril

>> No.16634531

>>16634136
The fuck is that contraption? It's so much slower than the usual robot-coupe veggie shredder. Is there some "cuts just like by hand" meme involved?

>> No.16634532

>>16630745
>10% mehr
Oh the irony that this isnt even an american. Get btfo europoors. Im american, in better shape than ANY of the exchange students i've encountered, and this video made my stomach turn.

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>> No.16634559

>>16632874
Degenerate

>> No.16634577

>>16630743
More humane then chinks.

>> No.16634602

>>16633724
>>16633756
Cut the hole in the top, put it buy the fire,

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>> No.16634699

>>16634531
the machine is called happy, the tag is unreadable due to webm compression

>> No.16634715

>>16634673
Meat Eaters are psycopaths!

>> No.16634732

>>16633794
Well at least it's dead

>> No.16634733

>>16634602
They probably want to preserve the shell whole for water storage.
A flat rock or even some leaves would have helped keep the sand out, though.

>> No.16634764

>>16634673
I always ask myself the same question, if they all eat the leftovers, en masse, who is eating all that much fucking actual meat?

>> No.16634787

>>16630743
how would Ramsay improve this recipe?

>> No.16634862

>>16634787
Add an assload of olive oil

>> No.16634871

>>16634381
It's because japanese women are smart enough to know men hate to see them open their mouths

>> No.16634874

>>16634787
He'd call the cook a donkey and send her to the blue team.

>> No.16634919

>>16634381
It's probably due to women in Japan having horrible dental hygiene. Orthodontistry never caught on in Japan, until now. Yet now they're using it for yaeba, to make crooked teeth because they think it's cute.

>> No.16634928

>>16630751
When your batter is so poorly made that it's a non-Newtonian fluid.

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>>16634919
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rG2h67SQL60
>its real

>> No.16634961

>>16634425
for the camera

>> No.16635000

>>16630743
mmm..... yeah, I'm thinking based.

>> No.16635016

>>16633284
fuck is in that oven? it looks like a plastic bag full of meat.

>> No.16635029

>>16634928
isn't that pure kino? Like unless he'd seen the same meme-articles and videos we all have he might be completely unaware what's going on. I know what it is but I surely couldn't just whip up a non-newtonian slurry even accidentally. It's like in another world, another time, this COULD have led to a scientific breakthrough.

Like if you had some mock-cooking-show where the buffoon of a host fucked up his chicken by making a non-newtonian batter and nearly losing his spatula in it, that would be Emmy-consideration comedy writing. He's just, genuinely, that tremendous an ass. I will always take the time to laugh at this.

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>> No.16635117

>>16635105
Me on the left.

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>>16634928
>>16635029
I don't know why his is brown, but that sort of cornstarch batter pretty common in Chinese cooking. You have to jam your hand in to actually mix anything though.

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>> No.16635484

>>16630755
What the fuck is wrong with her eyes and nose and cheeks it looks like they're about to fall off kind of like an 80 year old who has had multiple face lifts

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>>16630751
THE webm posted already

>> No.16635639

>>16634602
it would take hours to cook an egg that size, just a regular chicken egg takes about 10-15 minutes to fully cook when boiled

>> No.16636323

requesting the round meal webm

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>>16630743
when you get to eat food cooked in dirt to prove you're not racist.

>> No.16636364

>>16630831
I can't feel sorry for the squid

>> No.16636369 [DELETED] 

Can I post a video of a dog in the orient being prepared to cook? I am not sure of the backword and/or hidden rules here.

>> No.16636394

>>16630745
posts some fat german chick and calls it American. Living rent free in your head.

>> No.16636418 [DELETED] 

Still waiting about the dog killing/preparation...

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>> No.16636458

>>16636369
Those get deleted pretty fast, you’ll have to start a chink hate thread on pol

>> No.16636496

>>16634928
Wow, very smart science man. :)

>> No.16636676

>>16634537
*naked gun intro music*

>> No.16636697

>>16633727
Squeeze as much as you like, with my cholesterol levels you'll never get rid of it all! My heart is 50/50 organ muscle and fat.

>> No.16636701

>>16636427
he has to be the world's greatest troll, there's no other explanation

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>>16636701
You mean the world's greatest chef, surely?

>> No.16636853

>>16636817
>In the year 2000, We launched our line of sauces that were like no other. Sauces that were thick and sweet and wouldn't fall through the barbeque grill when applied.

>We put the sauces in a few Kerr jars and took it to an established local butcher shop. We asked them to sample the flavors out to customers. After 7 days went by, we checked in to see the results. The butcher said the sauces were a major success. Not only that, but he had a list of customers that wanted to buy the sauces by the case load.

>The butcher said that every customer who tried it said -"These are the best sauces I've ever tasted". Hence the name, "The Best Sauces You'll Ever Taste"

>We immediately launched the company GiveMe Foods (GMF) and began producing the sauce in mass amounts.

>GiveMe Foods has a line of sauces including BBQ, Hot BBQ, Teriyaki, Caribbean Jerk & Gourmet Seasoning.

>They all are THE BEST YOU’LL EVER TASTE.

No fucking way its real.

>> No.16637044

>>16632874
based

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>>16630743
>He wanders these sacred fields as the storm brews and looms ever so closer
>The storm is angry and upset
>For the man who wanders has eaten all of the frog legs

>> No.16637425

>>16630761
you could get this much meat for $50 max at your local butcher, holy shit what a waste of money

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>>16633724
Jesus christ his face lmao, you can tell he's barely holding it together. Side note: wouldn't literally anything besides fucking sand work better? coals, bark, a fucking rock even?

>> No.16638033

>>16634133
what?

>> No.16638035

>>16636676
kek

>> No.16638059

>>16635105
egg palace

>> No.16638061

>>16634959
>why yes, i'd love being unable to eat properly!

>> No.16638070

>>16630745
>pures leben
>American
based retard

>> No.16638090

>>16633724
>why does everyone look confused

>> No.16638094

>>16633727
>me after anything spicy

>> No.16638097

>>16636817
>bean dip
>NO BEANS

>> No.16638103

>>16630745
>last meal before execution

>> No.16638118

>>16630778
meanwhile filipino diaspora in the US
>yeah nigga we filipinos & shit our food and swag is the best nigga

>> No.16638119

>>16634764
I would say they either export it because other countries will pay more than starving peasants, or the richer people get to eat meat, probably both
but yeah its a good question honestly

>> No.16638121

>>16630743
It seems odd to me to kill something you are going to eat that way, you will damage the meat, chop it's head off instead.

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>>16638097
>christmas crack
>NO CRACK

>> No.16638141

>>16638121
they are essentialy apes, if you want to kill something small the first instinct is to grab it and smash it on the ground over and over

>> No.16638143

>>16635105
Alright I'll ask. How does he get out?>>16635117

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>>16638061

>> No.16638148

>>16634381
they have ugly teeth, its a good thing they cover their mouths, i wish all people with fucked up teeth would do that

>> No.16638151

>>16638144
some of these scenes feel like a weird porno

>> No.16638295

>>16638131
Surerly theres a faster way to lay those out, bringing the bowl closer or picking up multiple at once.

>> No.16638327

>>16637049
motherfucker didn't leave any for Charles

>> No.16638387

>>16638295
He had a stroke from overeating and has made zero dietary changes.
He may not have the same cracker arrangement skills you and i possess.

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>>16638387
That's factually incorrect. Jack has swapped to HEALTHY keto diet.

>> No.16639013

>>16638387
>>16638754
>>16638131
>>16636817
>>16636427
Are his recent recipes (from this year and the last) any good/worth trying? Are they at least less shit than his older ones?

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>> No.16639122

>>16639095
I hope they used real taxidermied raccoon arms. Detached from the torso of course

>> No.16639971

>>16633724
>spends all that time carefully putting a hole in the top of the egg
>dumps it out on the ground anyway
They either choose to live like savages or they deserve that lifestyle.

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>>16630755

>> No.16640159

>>16640134
she absolutely deserved it

poor octopus

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>> No.16640233

>>16639095
>it's just >>16630778

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>> No.16640362

>>16635484
plastic surgery and a face filter, very common among women on social media, many such cases.

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>>16633284
It really gets to the point where you can't even stay standing. These people are mentally unhealthy and need help.

>> No.16640384

>>16640311
>that immediate regret at the end
kek women are so stupid

>> No.16640407

>>16640131
needs rum

>> No.16640433

>>16630778
genuinely the worst race
even mud pies and gutter oil isn't this bad

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>>16635105
I challenge thee, sire!

>> No.16640529

>>16638754
someone calculated this abomination at being like 3k calories per serving

>> No.16640536

>>16639013
as others have said, strokes and bad eating have derided his mind, his new shit is legit worse than all the old gifs that get reposted

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>>16638143
A simple 360 my dude.

>> No.16641280

>>16640529
A man's gotta eat.

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>> No.16641651

>>16640554
>Welcome to Hell, yes, you have to eat all the eggs.

>> No.16641652

>>16640131
Aww, this is cute

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>>16640161
I guess a pizza cutter isn't considered a unitasker, Alton?

>> No.16641693

>>16637049
>manlet

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>>16638131
First time I've seen him make something edible, but why the fuck would you make it toothpaste coloured. Captcha get

>> No.16641778

>>16638131
why he only use his laft hand?

>> No.16641787

>>16640510
how does he get out?

>> No.16641794

>>16636427
The stroke
The evenly placed meat
The chaos
The phone in the meat container
Jesus what the fuck is up with ja/ck/

>> No.16641799

>>16633284
i'm /fit/ and i literally put a chair down when i'm making a dark roux

>> No.16641801

>>16640384
That's how they always look after sex. It's probably a gesture of intense satisfaction.

>> No.16641813

>>16641787
big ladle

>> No.16641969

>>16633749
>Isn't that abbos who start wildfires to hunt
yes

>and then blame it on global warming bullshit?
no.
i live in australia and have had abo friends and got taught some of this abo shit in school and literally no one has ever brought global warming into the same sentence. abos have been hunting this way for 10s of thousands of years, lets say 1 tribe owns a massive area they will stay in one place till they have pretty much eaten everything they can and then they set it on fire and move onto the next area and they keep doing this in a circular fashion so in a few years they end up back were they started and the entire area has rejuvenated and is a paradise of food and resources ready for the abos to rape and destroy once again.

very simple and very effective, and they can afford to do this because of how sparsely populated australia was even back then, like its very close to the same size as america but the highest population it ever had was 25mil.

>> No.16641994

>>16641641
based as fuck

>> No.16641998

>>16641642
she's right.

>> No.16642013

>>16630755
this is your based asian trad wife yellow fever fags

>> No.16642074

>>16630755
This is not the hentqi i was looking for

>> No.16642258

>>16630770
The lord of liquor denied him sanctuary

>> No.16642263

>>16641641
>>16641642
Nipponese on suicide watch

>> No.16642270

>>16638143
Easy but not without breaking all the eggs

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>>16630743
Nothing wrong with eating a lizard but they put zero fucking effort into the cooking.
Don't clean it out first and just toss it directly on the fire. How about a hot rock or a spit or something ffs?

>> No.16642290

>>16641778
he had a stroke

>> No.16642304
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>>16641686
>plastic cutlery

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>>16641641

>> No.16642375
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>>16641686
You can cut all kinds of things with it, any bread or flat food really.

>> No.16642387

>>16636427
how does this fat retard get the money for all this shit

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>>16640381
If I was that much of a fatass I'd do the same. Why bother when you have 10 years left to live at that point.

>> No.16642404

>>16634133
what am i missing here, seems like normal knife, he's just sharpening it like a fool

>> No.16642412

>>16636817
he forgot the velveeta

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>> No.16642427

>>16640134
On the internet, octapus eats you.

>> No.16642434
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>>16630761
$2,800 for meme beef

>> No.16642605

>>16642375
>>16642375
bullshit he could have turned the feed rate up way more and had it work i bet

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>>16636427

>> No.16642759

>>16642387
His wife pays for everything

>> No.16642801

>>16633724
If chimps figured out fire this is how they'd cook. Just throw the whole thing directly on the fire and burn the fuck out of it. No cleaning whatsoever. Oh and then you serve it on a rock with another rock for your utensil.

Truly caveman-tier.

>> No.16642845

>>16633734
In the webm she didn't fuck with it though. It was dead after beheading. Just reacted to the salt or something I forget how it works.

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>> No.16642957

>>16630831
more intelligent than niggers for sure

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16642961

>>16630831

>> No.16643066

>>16640134
where is the full video?

>> No.16643140

>>16640529
>3k per serving
highly unlikely
id estimate the whole pot at 4-5K calories which could be divided into prob 6-8 servings
still calorically dense but not that far out of the ordinary
of course this is jack so that prob is one serving

>> No.16643152

>>16642853
Dat hair, doe.

>> No.16643169

>>16634329
Obsessed

>> No.16643186

>>16633724
Are they fucking with him? Why would any tribe cook this way? Someone along the line would think "You know what, I would like to eat my eggs without fucking dirt in it." and choose to cook them on a pot instead.

>> No.16643196

>>16637425
Its waygu you retard. You're not getting all that for 50 bucks.

>> No.16643230 [DELETED] 

>>16630755
A squid's brain is in between their eyes so they were fully alive and aware while she poured sauce over them. That wasn't a reflex response, they were in agony. Kinda like if someone just ripped out your heart and lungs, you would still be alive for a bit.

>> No.16643261

>>16642845
No, the squid was 100% aware as to what was happening to it. Their brain is in the middle of their eyes so cutting off the mantle will not kill them. Them moving around wasn't a chemical reaction to the sauce, they were literally writhing in agony.

>> No.16643311

>>16639095
>Cooking with a Filthy Fucking Raccoon

Not going to lie, I'd probably watch it. Could be chucklesome if it followed a YSAC-type of format.

>> No.16643325

>>16640134
>tinyass cut on cheek
>REEE SHUT THE VIDEO OFF I'VE BEEN DISFIGURED WAAAAAAH

Is this a gook women thing or just a women thing?

>> No.16643552

>>16643325
Women

>> No.16643679

>>16637049
Why does he look like a giant baby?

>> No.16643708

>>16633724
This is fucking retarded humans had cooking pots since 10k BC or some shit

>> No.16643750

>>16637438
Must not offend the noble brown people or the whitoids watching will seethe

>> No.16643773

>>16643196
>justifying paying $2,800 for 9lbs of fucking beef

>calling others retarded

>> No.16643808
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>> No.16643866

>>16641813
hearty kek

>> No.16643875

>>16641799
dark roux, i get. this guy is just waiting infront of his oven like there's a tv there or sum

>> No.16643881

>>16641998
She really is.
Most fish have worms.

>> No.16643883

>>16633794
this give anyone else huge dystopian vibes? like this would be entertainment in a satirical movie about how evil and hedonistic humans are in the future, it's just surreal that people make this shit and others watch it for enjoyment.

>> No.16643930

>>16643881
If you are going to eat raw fish, sashimi is the way to go. The slices are cut thin enough that the cook can see any worms and remove em.

>> No.16644292
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>> No.16644314

>>16644292
>using the same ladle to dip out everything

this upsets me

>> No.16644500

>>16630755
Based, post the full video.

>> No.16644518

>>16630743
They look abo.

>> No.16644543

>>16630743

Yes these "humans" never mastered how to hunt properly once they learned how to make fire. They simply start bushfires and eat the animal that died as a result. Yes really. We're all equal.

>> No.16644553

>>16643883
She looks extremeley uncomfortable, too. Almost in pain sometimes. I think she thinks she's doing comedic mugging, but it comes across more like that soup guy video or A Serbian Film.

>> No.16645226

>>16630761
>$2800 for $300 worth of beef
Do Japs really?

>> No.16645435

>>16633794
This bitch is well funny, her webms are great. Only makes it better that it triggers all these fucking whiney reditfags lmao fucking crybabies

>> No.16645443

>>16645435
Go to bed, Chang. You've fulfilled your mandated CCP posts already.

>> No.16645457

>>16645443
What does that even mean? Fucking ewtard boring bastard from redit. So boring you just repeat things you e seen others post but you don't even make sense.
Bet you're an ugly manlet as well ahahaha with you stubby little legs. Boring, ugly manlet, how truly pathetic you are.

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>> No.16645486

>>16645473
>>16645478
>>16645479
Holy shit a time traveler! Dude, I should let you know, 2016 is gonna be a weird year.

>> No.16645494
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>> No.16645496

>>16640134
all octopi are venomous

>> No.16645655

>>16642961
>instantly lose their camouflage from dying
that's actually pretty cool.

>> No.16645708

>>16643773
>shit-tier reading comprehension
>Reddit spacing
Checks out.

>> No.16645847

>>16641799
you can just do a dark roux in the oven and stir it every 15 min

>> No.16645863

>>16645494
Rumour has it, after this little incident he choked his son so bad that his arm went limp

>> No.16645870

>>16640554
>We have top hens looking into it
>Who?
>Top. Hens.

>> No.16646439

>>16644314
Standard practice in wok kitchens

>> No.16646520

>>16636394
It's an american recipe though, you retard american

>> No.16646539

>>16633724
Surely the tribe went like "Ok, so some burger or bong is gonna come watch us cook so lets fuck with him and make him eat egg sand or some shit." And now they have a story for generations how they tricked some white idiot to eat dirt.

>> No.16646544

>>16635029
Anyone can accidentally make a non-Newtonian fluid using cornstarch. It takes very little effort, all you have to do is add too much starch for the volume of water.

>> No.16646550

>>16635155
Ah, he missed a step! He was supposed to add all the chicken at once and the juice from the chicken would thin it out just enough to coat.

>> No.16646552

>>16636701
You can tell he's not a troll because he's fat. Fat people are never trolling, they're just stupid.

>> No.16646555

>>16646539
The background characters do seem to be smirking oddly, but maybe camera crews look funny to them.

>> No.16646557

>>16646544
Yeah, anyone can accidentally make it. Only a fucking retard would not fix it with a splash of water.

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>>16630778
>"off the beaten path" travelfags gobble this shit up and rant and rave about authentic cuisine and how worldly and sophisticated they are

>> No.16646587

>>16630743
that's not africa
that's an aboriginal woman.

>> No.16646601

>>16646574
No they don't. I hate travelfags myself, but not for that reason. How many examples of that happening do you have?

>> No.16646650

>>16642340
>putting your lips to the bowl and slurping
Do Japs really? Why not just use a spoon?

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>>16646587
> Just havin' a bit of a dreamtime

>> No.16646687

>>16646601
>>>/trv/

>> No.16646708

>>16630745
Germany is the fattest European country

>> No.16646742

>>16646539
Ypu wish those sub-humans would be as witty as that. Truth is they're not. Thats why they're dirt people.

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>>16640134
>I am disfigured

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>> No.16647390

>>16642748
this same asshole got massively butthurt he didn't win his church's chili cookoff

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>>16647390
It was rigged!

>> No.16647408

>>16634928
audible guffaw

>> No.16647553

>>16641651
>We already know what happened
>That's why you have to eat this

>> No.16647603

>>16642404
>sharpening it like a fool
it's amazing how you can convince people of anything if you just repeat it enough. but guess humans are pretty lazy and don't want to do their own research.

>> No.16647609

>>16638148
lol wtf deal with it or stop staring people in their mouths you autistic fuck

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>>16636676

>> No.16647846

at least she demonstrates enough sense to kill it before cooking it, which is too much to ask for some folks

>> No.16647900

>>16642404
hes destroying a nice knife

>> No.16647909

>>16640161
Just a light snack

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>>16640134

>> No.16647957

>>16642957
This. I'd enjoy it more if chinks were eating them instead of octopi.

>> No.16647974

>>16643708
"Humans" is the key word here

>> No.16647979

>>16635639
>a regular chicken egg takes about 10-15 minutes to fully cook when boiled
5 to softboil, 10 to hardboil.

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>> No.16648019

>>16642748
Logo containing stylized version of one's own face seems to be something that soyboys do a lot.

>> No.16648044

>>16648001
It looks stupid, but if this feeds 4 to 6, it's a pretty good price if this is meant to be a good restaurant

>> No.16648047

>>16648001
You know, I bet you could imitate this with several yolks and whites from a chicken. Obviously the "yolk" wouldn't be "intact", but some people like to pop it, anyway.

>> No.16648112

>>16642853
did this a few times, disguisting
normal scrambled eggs (egg whites done, egg yolk fluid, then scrambled as you take it off) way superior

>> No.16648137

>>16640131
HOW THEE FUCKCC DID HE CUT THE BANANAS WITH A SLAP?????

>> No.16648141

>>16648047
I've got this recipe saved from some medieval cookbook:
A dish made from 30 or 40 eggs
In order to make a dish from 30 eggs or 40 in form of one big egg, you must take two pig's bladders, one of them smaller than the other. Rinse them carefully inside. Then take the eggs, remove the shells, and separate the whites from the yolks. Take the small pig's bladder, mix the yolks and put them into the smaller bladder, until the bladder is full. Tie the bladder up carefully and give it into a pot. Let it boil, until the big yolk becomes solid. Then take away the bladder from the big yolk. Take the bigger bladder and cut a hole in it, big enough to put in the big yolk. Sew up this hole in the bigger bladder with the big yolk within. Then you have to mix up the white of the eggs. Take a funnel, put it into the opening hole of the bigger bladder and pour the white of the eggs on top of the yolk within the bigger bladder, so that the bladder is filled. Tie it up, put it into the pot and let it boil once more. The white of the eggs will boil around the big yolk, and there will be one big egg. You can serve it with a sauce of vinegar.

>> No.16648175

>>16639013
>>16640536
Check for yourself, but yea he doesn't have use of on of his arms, his wife sometimes adds and mixes the ingredients and you can tell she just wants to murder him, real morbid shit.

>> No.16648183

>>16648112
>normal scrambled eggs (egg whites done, egg yolk fluid, then scrambled as you take it off)
what the fuck anon

>> No.16648362

>>16648141
>we gave up this level of innovation in exchange for democracy

>> No.16648411

>>16634919
>It's probably due to women in Japan having horrible dental hygiene
No, it's some honor thing dating back centuries. They think it's vulgar.

>> No.16648426

>>16630751
>t. non-newtonian cooking with jack

>> No.16648686

>>16648001
>4-6 people
Eeeeheheheheheh

>> No.16648748

>>16633280
Imagine putting a dick in this beaut

>> No.16648771

>>16634537
ngl kinda feels like a half-life level

>> No.16648781

>>16640134
Based octochad

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>>16642279
this grill job was no better tho

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>>16633724
>animal planet

>> No.16648840

>>16645457
kek this reads like your typical incoherent bugman rambling - sad!

>> No.16648877

>>16639095
this is actually a delicacy in the Philippines

>> No.16648885

>>16640134
>my ancestors are smiling at me bugman, can you say the same?

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>>16630743
that's australia retard

>> No.16648895

>>16643708
>>16647974
Khoisans are literally more human than anything in Europe or West Africa.

>> No.16648910

>>16634513
*womxn, bigot

>> No.16649098

>>16646574
Gordon is such a fag

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>>16638131
delicious

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>>16641778
He had a 2nd stroke 2 year ago that paralyzed him from his right side and this cretin refuse to do any rehab because "jesus will heal him"

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>> No.16649908

>>16649219
so he's a mental cripple as well as a physical one

>> No.16650037

>>16634764
1.3 billion. That's how much people are in China. In America, there's only 320 million.

>> No.16650043

>>16638143
fuck off reddit

>> No.16650051

>>16634532
The fattest employee we've ever hired was a Scottish exchange student kek
Also American here

>> No.16650053

>>16649369
That actually looks nice.

>> No.16650058

>>16650037
There resides literally not one human being in either China or America.

>> No.16650060

>>16641801
anon I...

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>>16630831
so are pigs and cows, you know

>> No.16650274

>>16650037
You think chinks are people?

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>> No.16651314

>>16630778
was thikning about him hours ago when i was eating some leftovers, i hope he is doing ok

>> No.16651405

>>16647603
>>16647900
i have never cooked in my life
please explain what is happening here
>>16634133

>> No.16651501

>>16651405
you are supposed to season your knife, he is removing the knife seasoning by doing that

>> No.16651502

>>16648829
>completely missing the point

>> No.16651541

>>16643261
>No, the squid was 100% aware
Squids are not sentient in the way humans are dicklick. They aren't "aware" of anything in such a sense as you're implying.

>> No.16651631

>>16646539
Maybe, few months back in Australia we managed to trick a journo into putting on anti dropbear armor.

>> No.16651639

>>16647909
It's Pizza and it contains a lot of calories.

>> No.16651640

>>16638144
The subtitles don't match the caption

>> No.16651649

>>16641969
>literally no one has ever brought global warming into the same sentence
because global warming is white peoples fault. If anyone brought it up while talking about abos they would be thrown in jail for racism.

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>> No.16651687

>>16648001
>costs 65 pounds
fucking anglos why are they so good a scamming people what a bunch of cunts

>> No.16651712

>>16651541
Still feel pain though.
Are you fine with kicking dogs or setting a cat on fire ? Same thing

>> No.16651785

>>16651712
you sound like the kind of bitch who'd dislike bullfighting

>> No.16651801

>>16651785
I understand why it's impressive but I just don't see any reason to inflict discomfort onto an animal when it's not necessary.

>> No.16651815

>>16651785
You sound like a third worlder bugman

>> No.16651879

>>16651684
what a fucking soyboy idiot, my grandma can maneuver the big le creuset potn it's not that heavy

>> No.16651919

>>16651801
man measuring himself against noble beast, show of value
wouldn't expect yanks to understand the concepts of honor and glory

>> No.16651934

>>16648001
apparently those eggs taste like shit

>> No.16651939

>>16651934
It's an egg. They all taste the same.

>> No.16651978

>>16651939
Except they don't.

>> No.16651982

>>16651939
egglet detected

>> No.16651984

>>16630778
I wonder how Gordon Ramsay thinks about this dish

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>> No.16652035 [DELETED] 

>>16634673
Nigger chicken

>> No.16652186

>>16641641
>>16641642
Which anime?

>> No.16652192

>>16652186
Ghost Slide.

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>>16649908
he always been

>> No.16652414

>>16648141
honestly this is pretty funny. i can imagine some king or lord having this made in his kitchen and then throwing a feast where he told everyone it was a dragon's egg and they'd believe it

>> No.16652427

>>16649369
damn, thought that was going to be a pizza lol

>> No.16652482

>>16638131
>i came
>i saw
>i jingled

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>>16646708
Nope

>> No.16652961

>>16630745
>american
>canned hot dogs

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