I fucking hate nouvelle cuisine

[Anonymous No.16626572]

How does this kind of bullshit get 3 Michelin stars? What a fucking scam.

[Anonymous No.16626580]

I could season my shit and mask its scent and a """critic""" would still give it a Michelin star if it was arranged that way

[Anonymous No.16626589]

>>16626572
many people hate what they cannot afford to cope with this fact
every wonder why rightoids hate trannies so much? same reason

[Anonymous No.16626603]

>>16626589
I can afford it retard, it's 145€ for a lunch menu.
But why would I fucking pay that amount of money for 3 drops of sauce and two bites of whatever bullshit they made on a large white plate?

[Anonymous No.16626680]

>>16626572
How the fuck do you even approach eating that? Half the god damn plate could fit on one fork. Whats the point

[Anonymous No.16626732]

>>16626680
the point is spending way too much time on each element individually and do an artsy presentation

[Anonymous No.16626745]

ITT: People this food isn't intended for

It's food made into a sort of art exhibition, its intention isn't to feed you or to be an experience you're familiar or even comfortable with.
People don't go to these places to EAT, they go here to have fun experiencing weird new sensations.
Additionally, the price tag is almost exclusively to filter out the type of person that even considers the price of anything to begin with.

Not condoning or condemning here, just stating the facts before this thread devolves into the typical /ck/ banter

[Anonymous No.16626747]

>>16626745
People on /ck/ have no sense of exploration or experiencing new things. They just want to stuff mcdonalds down their throats and not think.

[Anonymous No.16626748]

>>16626572
Lmao imagine actually ordering this bullshit. How far up your ass would your head have to be holy shit this is peak pretentious fight here

[Anonymous No.16626756]

>>16626589
Nah if I was the next Bezos I'd still laugh at the sad, fake fucks that order this shit.

[Anonymous No.16626758]

>>16626747
yeah this thread is very boomer-tier complaining about things outside of their usual comfort zone,
what's dumb is that this isn't even a new thing for literally any other human sense, we've been doing this shit for music and visual art for centuries

[Anonymous No.16626766]

>>16626572
>Posts one dish of a 14 dish tasting menu

OMG GUYS $200 for three bites!!
t. Plebeian

[Anonymous No.16626775]

>>16626745
>new sensations
>gotta spend hundreds of dollars on 3 drops of sauce some faggot spent hours to make for a slightly different taste instead of trying the hundreds of traditional recipes that actually exist around the world with an actual history to it

Thank god some chefs like Raymond Oliver had some dignity and didn't fucking scam their customers with this kind of shit.

[Anonymous No.16626777]

ive only eaten at one but i didnt like it

[Anonymous No.16626778]

>>16626572

[Anonymous No.16626806]

>>16626745
Damn, I didn't even think about it that way until I read your post. Looking at it from an artistic perspective makes a lot more sense to me now. Thanks for the insight Anon. Seriously.

[Anonymous No.16626900]

>>16626778
jfc

[Anonymous No.16626908]

>>16626778
Nice

[Anonymous No.16626923]

Food does not get Michelin Stars, a restaurant does. If you want a giant plates of chips and meat with garlic sauce for $2 then go somewhere else habibi

[Anonymous No.16626931]

>>16626778
die

[Anonymous No.16627022]

>>16626572
gluttony
a fool and his money are easily parted

[Anonymous No.16627061]

>>16627022
It's more vanity than gluttony

[Anonymous No.16627111]

>can't believe this dude spent that much money on fine art when you can just order anime prints for like 30 bucks, what a bunch of horse shit

[Anonymous No.16627142]

>>16626745
>they go here to have fun experiencing weird new sensations
so, easily impressionable NPCs and grifting-susceptible

[Anonymous No.16627149]

>>16627111
>kids playing with food
>fine art
If my meatball pyramids won't sell then I will have to do some hack butchering

[Anonymous No.16627185]

>>16626777
Based

[Anonymous No.16627318]

>>16627149
Build us a little fryhouse.

[Anonymous No.16627932]

>>16626603
I think it's more about the flavor and possibly textures you wouldn't normally get to experience made by some eccentric dude who's "art" is cooking.

You could go to McDonalds and get too much food to eat for $14.50 if all you want is quantity; but this is the other side of the food experience, where quantity isn't valued as highly as engaging the senses around what you're eating.

[Anonymous No.16628212]

>>16626775
Marco Pierre White also hates those tiny portions and pretentious waitstaff.

[Anonymous No.16628287]

>>16626589
>Nouvelle cuisine: It's a steak, no wait, it's a beet disguised as a steak!
>Trannies: It's a woman, no wait, it's a man disguised as a woman!

[Anonymous No.16628322]

>>16626589
>trannies
>cannot afford
I'm really struggling to even approximate this esoteric "logic" you're working under.

[Anonymous No.16628342]

>>16627142
Bingo. The suckers who throw money at everything. These same people also buy the shit from street-scammers in tourist cities, use copperfit and shit like that, and think if they buy new golf clubs they'll golf better.

If this was truly about art they'd probably want to spread it, but they just want to sucker people.

[Anonymous No.16628476]

>>16626572
do be fair. i dont consider as 'food' but more of ' edible art'

[Anonymous No.16628486]

>>16626572
I'd eat a fucking painting, yo. It'd be fun.

[Anonymous No.16628492]

>>16627142
>>16628342
Wrong. It's actually for the rich who eat at all the top tier restaurants so often that regular food is no longer interesting and they want something new. Also dumb hipsters go there despite the fact that they would have a better experience eating at the places the rich people no longer find interesting.

[Anonymous No.16628498]

>>16626680
The taste. It's not meant to be a meal, but more akin to art.

[Anonymous No.16628500]

>>16628322
Its easy.
YOU and most other chuds get beaten/bullied in school/by your parents. Women hate you and you overall live is fairly shitty, because of yourself. You need to blame somebody. Instead of taking personal responsibility you blame other easily marginalized groups like foreigners and LGBTQ+ people.

[Anonymous No.16628519]

>>16626778
is this loss?

[Anonymous No.16628525]

>>16626745
>the price tag is almost exclusively to filter out the type of person that even considers the price of anything to begin with.

The price tag is set to fleece the stupid.

[Anonymous No.16628660]

>ITT: actual retards who don't know this is part of a 7-or-more course tasting menu.
Anyone unironically using the term "pretentious" needs to be gassed.

[Anonymous No.16628683]

>>16626572
*silently farts on it as I walk by*

[Anonymous No.16628693]

>>16626745
>Additionally, the price tag is almost exclusively to filter out the type of person
What an insecure take. The real reason is that these places are almost always pop-up restaurants that have tax write-offs for the meals because most of the patrons are "influencers" or socialites whose entire job is marketing the place for the occasional fool who actually fools for it. You're paying for the buzz, for the ig story, for the clout etc. It's not art and it never was.

[Anonymous No.16628703]

>>16626603
To show that you can afford it. It's medieval tier wealth show-off, nothing else. If you refuse to conform you get accused of not understanding it, of being classless.

[Anonymous No.16628714]

>>16628683
mmmm yes I do say this here puts the gas in gastronomical pleasure
absolutely scrumptious
>that'll be $300

[Anonymous No.16628720]

>>16626680
>
The point is ripping you off while being a pretentious little bitch.

[Anonymous No.16628722]

>>16626745
>fun experiencing weird new sensations
>price tag is almost exclusively to filter out the type of person that even considers the price of anything to begin with
>art exhibition

Jesus Christ, are you really this retarded? Experience? What experience? That whole plate of food won't coat my tongue entirely. What is there to taste exactly? Price filtering out poorfags? Hah! Rich faggots spend cash on fine wine and shit. Not pretentious shit like this. As this being "art", I mean, sure, I can smear my shit on a canvas and call it art these days. Might as well call this fucking joke art too. Kept it simple so that your art-hoe brain wouldn't explode from proper explanation without forcing in some french in there.

[Anonymous No.16628753]

>>16626572
>accepting that a tire company dictates food taste...

[Anonymous No.16628771]

you can’t justify spending money on this unless you’ve literally tasted every culture’s food. people can do and say whatever they want, but if you’re dropping $300 on geometric beets instead of trying malaysian food for the first time, you’re a retard and a hack.

[Anonymous No.16628775]

>>16628693
jesus christ zoomie that kind of dining experience predates """influencers"""

[Anonymous No.16628779]

>>16628771
>malaysian food is exotic

[Anonymous No.16628797]

>>16626589
>unable to afford trannies
How much do they cost, on average?

[Anonymous No.16628811]

>>16628779
it’s just an example, probably as exotic as filipino food. i would bet that most of the people gushing about a $50 blanched onion with herbs shaped into an octagon probably haven’t tried it though.

[Anonymous No.16628814]

>>16628811
>filipino food is exotic
It keeps getting better

[Anonymous No.16628828]

>>16626589
Nah dude I've looked at tranny escorts, same ballpark price range little cheaper actually save for bigger names.

[Anonymous No.16628831]

>>16628814
>about as exotic=exotic
are you pretending to be retarded? it’s a relative claim. polish food is about as exotic as hungarian food, doesn’t mean it’s actually exotic.

[Anonymous No.16628833]

>>16628500
>get bullied and abused,
>women hate you because you were beaten and abused.
> this is your fault.

Yeah I'm thinking you just made me hate niggers and trannies a little more.

[Anonymous No.16628863]

>>16628831
I'm not the one running around saying malaysian food is just way too exotic for the average person going to a 1980s-throwback period nouvelle cuisine novelty restaurant

[Anonymous No.16628890]

>>16628863
deep down you know i am right. if this stuff has more culinary excitement to you than very basic stuff that falls outside the usual selection of cuisines, you’re probably missing out on a lot of really cool food.

[Anonymous No.16628891]

>>16628833
You were bullied and abused because you deserved it.

[Anonymous No.16628908]

>>16628891
And by that logic we can say the majority of trannies kill themselves because they deserve it and blacks disproportionately fill the prisons because they deserve it. Tbh its hard to disagree with you

[Anonymous No.16628910]

I'm a chef de partie in a michelin star restaurant (I work on the larder section) and while some of our dishes look "pretentious", they're still beautiful and taste amazing.

[Anonymous No.16628914]

>>16628910
i would imagine they are pretty good. the culture surrounding it makes it hard to see as anything else unfortunately.

[Anonymous No.16628918]

>>16628890
No, you're just doing a variant of the usual 4chan NEET cope which is basically "no one who has a nice thing can appreciate it like I could"

/g/ - reeeee nice hardware is for people who don't know how to copypaste into the command line like me, don't enjoy that thing you can't appreciate it

/trv/ - reeee staying at a nice hotel instead of at a bedbug hostel means you aren't experiencing the true authentic local culture of loudmouth israeli backpackers getting into arguments with everyone, don't enjoy that thing you can't appreciate it

/n/ - reeee good bikes are a scam that will kill you and should only be for professional sponsored racers, don't enjoy that thing you can't appreciate it

/ck/ - reeee fancy restaurants are for people who have never had exotic food like mee goreng or pierogis, don't enjoy that thing you can't appreciate it

[Anonymous No.16628923]

>>16628914
our main philosophy is that we refuse to put anything on the plate that isn't edible and we always put taste over presentation but i'd be lying if I said all our dishes weren't stunning (especially the ones on my section :^) )

[Anonymous No.16628926]

>>16628722
go stuff your gullet with box gravy then

[Anonymous No.16628929]

>>16626775
people pay to just look at paintings on a wall

[Anonymous No.16628934]

>>16626778
now I see why people appreciate this food. I'd pay for this

[Anonymous No.16628935]

>>16628918
>no one who has a nice thing can appreciate it like I could
never said that, i know i am not some seasoned food reviewer: i am 23 and a home cook. however you have yet to explain why dropping hundreds on a restaurant that just does [cuisine] but FRENCH as opposed to something simpler but completely new for $20 is a good idea. i even said people can do whatever they want, it’s not my life or money. but at this rate i am convinced you either run one of these restaurants or base your life around them with how heated you’re getting.

[Anonymous No.16628939]

>>16626778
funny how rearranging the plate slightly can evoke such emotions

[Anonymous No.16628946]

>>16628935
>I'm 23
That explains why you think any post longer than 3 lines and a few emojis means the person is overwhelmed with rage

Boomers have this thing called a "keyboard", it's pretty old and weird and yeah I know you have to use your HANDS like a baby's toy. But a trained user can create a post at rates upwards of 120wpm without really thinking too hard.

[Anonymous No.16628949]

>>16628946
are we both just trolling each other at this point?

[Anonymous No.16628950]

>>16628918
>>16628946
jesus you're completely destroying this guy, have some mercy

[Anonymous No.16628955]

>>16628935
Not that other poster. But my gf's family owns a record company and when we go out to places it's always these fancy fine dining spots. The food is well worth the price if you give fuck all about money.
I also enjoy the basic worldly foods too not just at fine dining establishments.

[Anonymous No.16628957]

>>16628955
yeah i can respect that. i still don’t “get” it but i can respect it.

[Anonymous No.16628965]

>>16626745
>>16626589

[Anonymous No.16628986]

>>16628957
The get is trying food that you won't experience at a typical restaurant. The law of diminishing returns applies because most restaurants don't even make it halfway up the initial slope. Tasting food that was thoughtfully curated with the best ingredients and prepared by people with more cooking skills than the average person could attain is p neato.
It's the same sort of idea as buying just a bog standard steak most times, but once in awhile splurging on a nice prime, dry aged ribeye or something like that.

[Anonymous No.16628988]

>>16628908
I agree with you wholeheartedly. Fuck victim culture. Everyone secretly hates victims for being weak.

[Anonymous No.16628996]

>>16627142
>dislike of and aversion to new experiences
Isn’t that part of textbook autism?

[Anonymous No.16629005]

>>16628986
for me i think it mostly boils down to money. given your position it 100% makes sense, but in my eyes it looks like dropping exponentially more money trying to move a 7-8/10 dish to a 10. can it be worth it? absolutely, i just struggle to think of a situation where i would rather drop a comparatively enormous amount of money on the perfect dining experience when i could instead branch out a little for much less. basically i could see it for very special occasions or something if you can make really good money.

[Anonymous No.16629009]

This type of “experience” exists for “
new money to share on jnstagram how cultured they think they are, and for mediocre “chefs” to fleece these retards who think they’re getting something unique

[Anonymous No.16629012]

>>16628926
>has nothing to add to the conversation
>stuff your gullet with box gravy
Do you have any nuance retard? Even if some foods were purely for quality rather than quantity, that's way too little to be justified. I'm not even mad at fine dining, I'm mad at that thing. That abomination. Looks like something a kid would make with crayons and a ruler. "Food". Kek.
Good Lord, somebody haul my fatass out of here before I have an aneurysm.

[Anonymous No.16629017]

>>16629009
Yes. This sort of thing literally did not exist before social media. I’m guessing you didn’t either.

[Anonymous No.16629090]

>>16628753
Apparently its because the restaurants with a higher rating are worth making a trip therefore using up your tires for

[Anonymous No.16629123]

>>16628918
what an obnoxious faggot, gee man we all know you're baiting what are you getting out of this

[Anonymous No.16629139]

[Anonymous No.16629180]

>>16626572
>>16626603
some restaurants that make plates like this are worth it, but the price makes the taste/experience need to be extremely good before its worth it, most of the time its bullshit

[Anonymous No.16629273]

>>16626572
actually look up nouvelle cuisine, there's a good chance it influenced and most of its ideas became a pretty fundamental part of much or even likely most of your restaurant experiences

>>16628918
the sort of shit you see is really obvious in discussion about art on 4chan, surprised you missed that
any style is likely to trigger autists is somehow uniquely vulnerable to money laundering or some shit like that, manage to wring an answer out of any of them and it's clear they have no idea how that is the case or even how money laundering works

it seems autists are not simply spineless and people that lack the strength of conviction to state their tastes without trying to legitimise them with a basis in some sort of objective truth; but it actually appears that they triggered by the whole concept of subjectivity and the idea that their taste mightn't necessarily be tapping into some cosmic undercurrent of objectivity

if I'm going out somewhere nice it's almost invariably going go be fairly conventional, molecular gastronomy when it's done heavy handedly I get tired of, but I'm not going to pretend it's a con because I'm not a spineless cuck

like this poster
>>16629017
the big molecular gastronomy boom was around the turn of the 2000s
layers of post truth bullshit in order to legitimise an opinion that the poster should simply have the strength of conviction to express as such

[Anonymous No.16629284]

>>16629273
any style* that* is likely to trigger autists
oops

[Anonymous No.16629287]

Honestly /ck/ is the dumbest board on 4chan. Even /pol/ and /x/ have smarter posters on average. Holy shit you people are stupid.

[Anonymous No.16629305]

>>16626603
>But why would I fucking pay that amount of money
Affordable in this case does not just mean you have enough money in your wallet.
It means you have so much money that money means nothing.
That you never even ask the price of a car or haggle at the dealership.
You just don't care.
For most people this attitude does not develop until you have had tens of millions at minimum for most of your life.


So no anon, you cannot afford it

[Anonymous No.16629342]

>>16626572
Idk if this is worth it until I try it

Could be an overpriced piece of "art", or it could be a truly unique and memorable culinary experience with depth of flavor beyond my current understanding

[Anonymous No.16630504]

>>16629139
>We tell them to cook the dish themselves
>It's just egg and some leaves
Someone on this board thinks this is peak restaurant genius.

[Anonymous No.16630522]

>>16629139
is this that noma homo?

[Anonymous No.16630534]

>>16626572
>It's another thread where a poorfag rants about muh small plates at a restaurant he'll never visit
We get it, your idea of "going out to a nice place" is going to Chili's on a Friday night after you cash your meager check. These "hifalutin" places you complain about serve ten to fifteen courses, and you're there for the entire evening, drinking wine and tasting things that you've never tasted before, and I can assure you that you eat your fill. Maybe when you get a real job, you can afford to go to one of these places and maybe you'll stop complaining.

[Anonymous No.16630545]

>>16628775
nice reading comprehension, retard
socialites served the exact same role before social media and they would market their shit in tabloids and get paid for eating at shitty popup places all the time
>muh zoomer memes
your brain is mush, go back to your containment board

[Anonymous No.16630573]

>>16628693
>Fine dining has only been around since Instagram started
>The Michelin guide didn't start until after Instagram got big enough that thots could pretend to make a living with it
You have to be at least 18 to post here, little child.

[Anonymous No.16630601]

>>16626572
>Nouvelle cuisine
Ok, boomer. The rest of us are living in the age of New Nordic

[Anonymous No.16630615]

>>16630601
new nordic is still nouvelle cuisine

[Anonymous No.16630622]

>>16629012
Haul your own fat ass out of here, maybe you'll lose some weight while you're at it.

[Anonymous No.16630628]

>>16626589
Go on literally any hookup app/website and the people that you will get the most attention from are "trannies"(men wearing lipstick)

[Anonymous No.16630638]

>>16630573
see
>>16630545
nouvelle is called that for a reason
it doesn't predate tabloids and you'd know that if you weren't projecting your insecurity under the guise of illiteracy

[Anonymous No.16630656]

>>16630638
>B-b-b-but nouvelle means new!
It's been going on since the 80's, little child, it doesn't actually mean "new" anymore.

[Anonymous No.16630667]

>>16630656
this has to be an ESL or just an incredibly retarded poster
quit arguing with yourself via greentext and try reading next time to save yourself the embarrassment

[Anonymous No.16630695]

I can cook better than any bistro-style restaurant in a 50 km radius. Why would I go to a restaurant to waste money on food that is inferior to my home cooking? Only these haute cuisine restaurants where you spend over €100 pp on a 7 course tasting menu seen worth the trouble. I don't eat out often.

[Anonymous No.16630720]

>>16630667
Not the guy you're calling an ESL but

>New England
>New Zealand
>New World
>New Testament

I rest my case

[Anonymous No.16630727]

>>16630667
Here, so you can finally know what you're talking about
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nouvelle_cuisine

[Anonymous No.16630731]

>>16630656
>nouvelle cuisine
>the 80's
nah

[Anonymous No.16630744]

Meals consisting of 10+ micro portions seem like they are very indigeste. Not sure how to say it in english

[Anonymous No.16630758]

>>16630727
>links wikipedia
patently retarded

>>16630720
that's literally what that retard is arguing with himself about
the original post was about people eating there for tax write offs because you can bill those as a business expense which almost anyone can do these days thanks to social media, even if you're not directly affiliated with the restaurant it counts as personal business marketing because you can get sponsors off of posting in popular trends
before social media this was done by socialites who were actually sponsored by the place and had full sponsorship through affiliated tabloids and would buy up pages+socialite endorsement, basically proto clickbait
no idea what that raging mongoloid was going on about or arguing against here but here we are

[Anonymous No.16630759]

>>16630731
You're right, it's been going on since the 60s.

[Anonymous No.16630769]

>>16630758
>Has some conspiracy theory to explain one particular sub genre of fine dining
Patently retarded, and also incredibly homosexual.

[Anonymous No.16630779]

>>16630769
>no u
>marketing is a conspiracy theory
1/10, QQ

[Anonymous No.16630797]

>>16630779
>No, people can't possibly enjoy fine dining! It's only a marketing scam, I swear it!
You're cementing yourself firmly as the biggest faggot to have ever posted on ck.

[Anonymous No.16630874]

>>16630779
nta the conspiracy is the expenses account bullshit and more besides, suits flock to steakhouses like moths to a flame, but nobody is pretending they're more of a rort than molecular gastronomy joints because steakhouses don't make autists seethe, it's what I wrote upthread
>>16629273

[Anonymous No.16630990]

>>16630874
>tax write-offs are money laundering
/ck/ has got to be the dumbest board on this tard ranch of a website

[Anonymous No.16631007]

>>16630990
if you missed the point that hard I wouldn't be so quick to call people retarded

[Anonymous No.16631047]

>>16631007
nice aneurysm retard
imagine getting so insecure and defensive about people calling your meme food retarded

[Anonymous No.16631060]

>>16628891
This applies most to trannies than anyone else.
No one needs to see your vile fetish in public, keep your crossdressing in your bedroom.

[Anonymous No.16631066]

>>16631047
tl;dr for you then seeing as you're fucking stupid
it's fine to call it retarded
it's weak willed and autistic to bullshit in order to pretend your opinion as anything more objective than such

[Anonymous No.16631074]

>>16626745
they hated him because he spoke the truth
>145$$??? i could get like a hundred double cheese burgers for that much, what a rip off!!!

[Anonymous No.16631075]

>>16631066
>it's weak willed and autistic to bullshit in order to pretend your opinion as anything more objective than such
the irony lmao
you people have genuine aspergers
>I AM DEFENDING THIS THING BECAUSE....BECAUSE...BECAUSE UR STUPID!
cba

[Anonymous No.16631083]

>>16631075
you need remedial english

[Anonymous No.16631107]

>>16631074
The people defending it are way more insecure because they're defending a nouveau riche parody of fine dining just for the ego elitism
Spending $$$ on a cheese wheel or an XO bottle is fine and dandy but trying to buy status is the most garish thing you can do especially when you're doing it on 4chan of all places because it's dumb proles trying to ape their idea of a totally-not-insecure rich person.
All the autists crying poorfag or low brow are admittedly funny as bait but don't mistake them for anything more.

[Anonymous No.16631109]

>>16628918
Based home run post utter BTFOing the cunt out of the park

>>16629273
I get your point, it's decent if somewhat unfocused, but man you need to work on your writing you type prose like a brain damaged retard.

[Anonymous No.16631120]

>>16631083
>get btfo
>l-learn english
how about you suck on my nuts for a minute lol
absolute state of you rn

[Anonymous No.16631127]

>>16626572
It is a scam, no one else said it better about Michelin stars and fine dining like Marco Pierre White. https://youtu.be/m2MnwhjncjA
>>16626589
If I wanted to be a tranny, I would grab my grandpa's axe and slice my cock off. No thanks, you filthy abomination and creation by Satan.

[Anonymous No.16631136]

>>16631075
Be honest anon, how drunk are you right now?

[Anonymous No.16631137]

>>16631109
I'm not on the fast food board of 4chan to read food writing or to hone my food writing chops

>>16631120
if your only strat is to misinterpret me every time it's not me that's btfo

[Anonymous No.16631138]

>>16628771
malaysian food is total garbage. it is mexican food of asia. those cunts put shrimp paste in fucking everything. stinky disgusting shrimp paste. ever been to a malaysians house? that always reek of shrimp paste and salt fish. yuck. their food is inedible and their culture is boring and uptight because they're all muslim fucks.

[Anonymous No.16631151]

>>16630744
"gay"

>>16631137
>I'm not on the fast food board of 4chan to read food writing
Yeah, okay, you shouldn't bother with what I said. Your Phineas Gage brain will never get any better at anything.

[Anonymous No.16631157]

>>16631137
>I'm not on the fast food board of 4chan to read food writing or to hone my food writing chops
>>16631083
you're btfoing yourself just fine retard

>>16631136
I'm not druk ur drunk

[Anonymous No.16631160]

>>16626589
why are so many tranny faggots like you leftists/communists?

[Anonymous No.16631161]

>>16631083
>you need remedial english
>>16631137
>I'm not on the fast food board of 4chan to hone my food writing chops

is this nigga serious? does he realize how dumb he looks with this?

[Anonymous No.16631175]

>>16631107
what if they don't do it to buy status?
what if they do it because they genuinely appreciate the experience that's offered?
what if i were to eat this plate, relish the experience, and tell no one?
is it still buying status or garish?

[Anonymous No.16631178]

Less arguing more plating posting.

[Anonymous No.16631206]

>>16631175
>what if i were to eat this plate, relish the experience, and tell no one?
I doubt that's ever the case because you'd be missing the point of it in my opinion. I've gone to novelty places before and I can say the social aspect is the best part of it. Definitely wouldn't repeat the experience and it could have been replicated in any other fine dining establishment but for most people I feel it's just status-buying. The place I went to didn't even have dress code so we were seated 2 seats across some mumble rapper looking dude in torn up jeans and a hoodie which to me epitomizes that nouveau riche sentiment.

In short, you do you, don't let anyone tell you what to enjoy, but you also shouldn't be taking it so seriously because that's clearly a self defeating endeavor.

[Anonymous No.16631212]

>>16631178

This is gorgeous

[Anonymous No.16631241]

>>16631161
it's not a contradiction, it's an impermanent imageboard post, I shouldn't need to edit my posts into perfect plain language in order for wilful retards to not be able to misinterpret them as a cope for being btfo

>>16631151
again, fast food board of 4chan

[Anonymous No.16631245]

>>16626572
This is the culinary equivalent of modern art, think about it

[Anonymous No.16631263]

[Anonymous No.16631311]

>>16631245
is that MJK?

[Anonymous No.16631320]

>>16631178
what are all these sauces? a green oil, looks like a cream-based one, what's the red one?

[Anonymous No.16631321]

>>16628500
You speak like I huge fag and you love to take out your eyeballs with a spoon.I stopped reading the second I saw the word chud and my eye caught a few other shit lefty words that just tell me you and I are born to be enemies,please be in Greece

[Anonymous No.16631322]

>>16631311
MTG maybe.

[Anonymous No.16631349]

>>16631263
>all of this could be yours for 295$
This is a tax for art students.

[Anonymous No.16631350]

>>16631263
carrot tartare?

[Anonymous No.16631351]

>>16631241
>I shouldn't need to edit my posts into perfect plain language
You were typing like a pretentious twat but completely failing at it. The editing is for your sake, not anyone else's. They'll just ignore anything you say and assume you're underage.

[Anonymous No.16631354]

>>16626572
Imagine if someone shoped a swastika out of those lines of sauce haha

[Anonymous No.16631370]

>>16631350

[Anonymous No.16631374]

>>16631354
Wouldn't that be crazy?

[Anonymous No.16631387]

>>16631263
>carrot
>tartare
>295
this feels like a parody

[Anonymous No.16631390]

>>16631320
The sauces are chlorophyll, potato, and a red meat extraction. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SughLcCRApI

[Anonymous No.16631406]

>>16631390
cool. wonder how the chlorophyll and 'red meat extraction' are made

[Anonymous No.16631425]

> i dont understand it, therefore it's bad

[Anonymous No.16631437]

>>16626572
Noma looks likes somebody went dumpster diving and put it on a plate.

[Anonymous No.16631441]

>>16631351
you're the one being a pretentious cunt, there's a vast gulf between "ur mom gay" and treating 4chan of all places like a workshop for your creative writing course

[Anonymous No.16631510]

>>16631441
seething

[Anonymous No.16631522]

>>16631510
>u mad
yawn

[Anonymous No.16631535]

>>16631241
>impermanent

[Anonymous No.16631592]

>>16631535
effectively, yeah
if you ghost reply to people on the archives after the thread falls off the board then you're an absolute sad sack

[Anonymous No.16631718]

>>16631441
>no u
c'mon man reread this post >>16629273 it's fucking embarrassing

[Anonymous No.16631857]

>>16626745
this post really triggered the fast foodies here lmao

[Anonymous No.16632371]

>>16626931
>de
Fy fan, du tyska avskum.