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I'm about to drink 6 beers

>> No.16615735

>>16615725
I aleeady drank 5 litres of beer.
Whats your metric champ?

>> No.16616156

>>16615735
The standard should be 1 tall boy but 1 boy in NA is usually a bottle

>> No.16616362

>>16615725
what was the original of the image
also don't drink

>> No.16616396

Based and beerpilled.

>> No.16616520
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>>16616362

>> No.16616534

>>16616520
What is life like for these sneaker-wearing, jorts-wearing, overweight, sundamaged, plastic-beaded men like?
I feel like if I got lobotomized I'd be 100x happier just existing like these dudes do.

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>>16616520
I didn't need to see that, the Apu version is so much better

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>>16615725
Drank a whole 6 pack of these last night. Morning...was a little tricky.

>> No.16616565

>>16616520
I've never seen the original version of this edit and I was really not expecting that.

>> No.16616572

>>16616520
Jesus Christ. That might be the most depressing picture I've ever seen. I've seen crack whores with more life in their eyes and the guys aren't really any better.

>> No.16616573

>>16616520
I wonder which one is her father

>> No.16616576

>>16615725
6 beers? I've quaffed back a liter of wine and about 1.5k of vodka so why don't you sit your childish ass down and AMA

>> No.16616583

>>16616534
I work for a lot of them because somehow they end up successful in their corporate jobs. Nice house, lots of toys, 4 kids and their plastic wives. I think you might have the answer. They are all fucking brain dead. Trying to tell them the simplest tasks is painful and takes repeating half a dozen times. They just live in this blissful ignorance.

>> No.16616587

>>16616576
How long until you go on liver dialysis

>> No.16616590

>>16616534
Their lives are likely pretty good, they have dumb skanks ready to throw pussy at them for the slightest whiff of attention.

>> No.16616596

>>16616583
Goddamn, must be a treat to be happy and content. All you have to do is not think one bit.

>> No.16616603

>>16616520
thabks

>> No.16616618

>>16616583
I dunno these guys look like white trailer trash as opposed to the successful white boomers

>> No.16616630

>>16616520
This scene is magical. I have so many questions I want to ask the people in it.

>> No.16616640

>>16615725
post gut

>> No.16616650

>>16616618
They might be. Where I live they are almost impossible to tell apart except the trailer trash doesn't go to church and the people that look like trailer trash do

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>>16615725
Zum Wohl, mein Freund!

>> No.16616731

>>16616583
They're successful because they're old. I always notice older people will get chosen for better shit just because they're old and probably need it more.

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>>16615725
I'd fuck around and have 6 beers

>> No.16616838

>>16616562
Wow.

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>>16616562
I drank a fifth of knob creek last night. I've felt like I don't have a soul all day. I also did yardwork, laundry, and fixed my car.

>> No.16616911

>>16616899
Are you me?

>> No.16616929

>>16616899
Yeah I used to do that too. Too sweet, can't do knob creek anymore.

>> No.16616950

>>16616562
>belgian style tripel ale
>with added spice
i hate americans so fucking much

>> No.16616964

>>16616587
No such thing. Once your liver starts scarring it's fucked. The only option for cirrhosis is a transplant or a slow awful death

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>>16616520
What fucking year is this?

>> No.16616982

>>16616731
Failing upwards. A boomer with 20 years of experience can get tossed into a middle management job pretty easy even if they're totally incompetent

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>>16616520

>> No.16616993

>>16616973
Mid 2000s

>> No.16617023

>>16616562
hangovers from high abv beers are almost worse than liquor hangovers.

>> No.16617031

>>16617023
That's the carbs

>> No.16617148

>>16617023
So enjoy being so stupid you chose the worse hangover.