/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.16614508]

>"We don't carry Dr. Pepper, can I get you a root beer instead?"

[Anonymous No.16614512]

>>16614508
I have a few bottles of tap water in the car so I'll take a coffee.

[Anonymous No.16614531]

>do you have lemonade
>"yes"
>its either minute maid or watery "homemade" lemonade

[Anonymous No.16614541]

>>16614531
or even worse
>you expect nothing when ordering it
>it's one of the best you've ever had
>the place shuts down 2 months later

[Anonymous No.16614611]

only if it's a Bang's Root Beer

[Anonymous No.16614635]

>>16614508
that's acceptable

[Anonymous No.16614666]

>>16614508
This is only a possible problem outside of Texas

[Anonymous No.16614741]

>>16614508
that's a man

[Anonymous No.16614810]

>>16614508
>orders soda
>proposes beer
I don't believe this ever happened anywhere in the whole world.

[Anonymous No.16614844]

>>16614810
Do you not know what root beer is

[Anonymous No.16614854]

>>16614508
I ordered a glass of water
because I am a grown man

[Anonymous No.16614896]

>>16614541
damn this happened to my local mcdonalds. Why did it close?

[Anonymous No.16614904]

>>16614508
I want to sniff her vulva through her panties

[Anonymous No.16614910]

>>16614844
A type of beer?

[ieatinmycar No.16614913]

>>16614854
ADULTS CANNOT INDULGE IN DELICIOUS THINGS BECAUSE I'M AN ADULT
This is you right now.

[Anonymous No.16614928]

>meet me out back behind the dumpster so i can fuck you

[Anonymous No.16614949]

>We don't have Coke. Is Pepsi okay?

[Anonymous No.16614963]

>>16614508
Sure, anything’s better than that garbage Dr. Pepper.

[Anonymous No.16614965]

Nobody would ever recommend a root beer in place of Dr. Pepper.

[Anonymous No.16614979]

Can I have a regular pepper?

[Anonymous No.16614985]

>>16614965
I did the opposite when I was working for mcdonalds and they got rid of root beer. A lot of kids love rootbeer because it has a deep, complex and evolving taste that lingers far more than Coke which is pretty one-note. When McDs removed it, I recommended Dr. Pepper to parents ordering kids rootbeers because it has a similarly complex flavor, though not as much as rootbeer.

[Anonymous No.16615065]

>we dont have Pepsi, is RC Cola okay?

[Anonymous No.16615372]

>>16614508
Pibb was dr. Pepper’s friend in medical school.

[Anonymous No.16615423]

>>16614913
>soda
>delicious things

only children and women enjoys flavored liquid sugar

[Anonymous No.16615440]

>>16615423
>look at me I'm so grown up I only drink flavorless plain water
You're not fooling anyone. Pulling this kind of shit on an anonymous herring pickling forum is pathetic

[Anonymous No.16615445]

>>16614508
This is actually illegal in Texas so I preform a citizen's arrest.

[Anonymous No.16615479]

>>16614965
Happens all the time.

[Anonymous No.16615490]

>>16614985
Good choice, except that some parents want their kids to drink root beer because there's no caffeine.

[Anonymous No.16615522]

>>16614949
>see her bring a coke to someone else later

[Anonymous No.16615528]

>We don’t have Diet Coke but we have Diet Pepsi
If I wanted Pepsi I would have ASKED for Pepsi you vapid cunt. No wonder you’re “career” consists of being a glorified conveyer belt, you’re a fucking retard.

[Anonymous No.16615539]

>>16615528
What a douchebag.

[Anonymous No.16615545]

Just had a glass bottle pepsi, it was better than the plastic one
It felt less fake sugar

[Anonymous No.16615547]

MOVING ON, I would like you to divert your attention to the mural featured on the right side of the picture, specifically the """""sandwich""""" the guy is holding. Your first, understandable reaction would be to feel intense disgust as you wonder aloud: "do americans really?"
Saddly, the answer is yes, americans really do.
truly a despicable country

[Anonymous No.16615557]

>>16615547
>"do americans really?"
No, we don't.

[Anonymous No.16615561]

>>16615528
wow rude

[Anonymous No.16615564]

>>16614508
>Order Dr. Pepper
>They bring Mr. Pib
>spill it on table, chairs, and floor before walking out without leaving a tip

[Anonymous No.16615576]

>Oh you want just water
>just water

Yes, I want “just” the thing that keeps us all alive and is one of the key attributes of life on planet Earth, distinguishing it from all other known planets.

“Just” water please. Because I am an adult who is health-conscious and also doesn’t want to drown my palate in fucking sugar water like a fat kid or some dog-human hybrid who requires continual treats and nostalgia to be superficial content. Yes, “just water” please, I’m not sure why you had to repeat this statement back as a question with your eyebrow raised as if this is a surprising request.

You’re a fucking dolt and it takes a special moron to not do something as pathetically basic as a serving job. Take my order, bring it to me, clear the dishes, clean up, repeat. Don’t talk back, don’t question me, don’t ask me about my personal business or tell me about yours. Just take my order, keep your dumb bitch mouth shut and do your FUCKING JOB YOU PEON COW!

[Anonymous No.16615591]

>>16615576
most reddit post on /ck/ today, complete with self-indulgence and impotent rage. well done!

[Anonymous No.16615617]

>>16615576
hrer's your water that will be $4.99

[Anonymous No.16615619]

>>16615423
do you drink beer

[Anonymous No.16615622]

>>16615576
Waiters don't clean or wash the dishes anon, it's a separate position in most restaurants. Waiter can wipe the table quickly but that's it.

[Anonymous No.16615624]

>>16614963
Why would you order it then, retard?

[Anonymous No.16615632]

>>16615617
This is the nicest image of cold ice water I have seen in my life and it makes me thirsty.

[Anonymous No.16615633]

>get a coke slurpee from 7/11
>owner is a cheap piece of shit who filled the machine with some generic cola syrup that tastes like black licorice

any time this happens, I complain to corporate, fucking jew owners.

[Anonymous No.16615638]

>>16614508
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZowzqU9P4Q

[Anonymous No.16615645]

>>16615633
Aren't they supplied by the company's chain and literally don't need to give a fuck about product quality??

[Anonymous No.16615669]

>>16614913
>It's nice....FOR WINE

[Anonymous No.16615687]

>>16615632
The condensation sells it desu

[Anonymous No.16615791]

Went to the dr. Pepper museum last weekend.

[Anonymous No.16615805]

>>16615791
>"We don't carry Dr. Pepper, can I get you a 7up instead?"

[Anonymous No.16615814]

>>16615791
Was it worth it?

[Anonymous No.16615829]

>>16614611
>He doesn't know the REAL name
ngmi

[Anonymous No.16615831]

>>16615814
Getting out of town is always fun.

They are in Waco,tx near Joanna Gains place.

They do give you a free hand mixed dr. Pepper.

They had 7 up gold cans.

[Anonymous No.16615838]

>>16615831

[Anonymous No.16615843]

>>16615539
He's just mad because he makes less than her and he doesn't get benefits at his job.

[Anonymous No.16615850]

Anyone who complains makes less than the Waiter/Waitress does.

Anyone who bashes this post proves me correct.

[Anonymous No.16615856]

>>16615850
>Anyone who bashes this post proves me correct.
That's a really shitty defense.

[Anonymous No.16615868]

>>16615423
We've literally evolved to like that taste on this planet.

[Anonymous No.16615893]

>>16615791
Did you go by where the feds killed the branch Davidians?

[Anonymous No.16615905]

>>16615831
Did they have 7up with lithium in it there? Jesus must have been a great time to be alive when your cola had cocaine and your citrus soda had lithium. Just hanging out in an opium den surrounded by some Chinamen

[Anonymous No.16615914]

>>16615633
This is actually a tort called "passing off".

[Anonymous No.16615924]

>>16614910
learn to use google

[Anonymous No.16615935]

>>16615547
But the mural says Montreal smoked meat

[Anonymous No.16615941]

>>16615905
The museum started out by covering the history of the medical beliefs of bubbly water. They even covered the 7 up lithium and Coca-Cola cocaine. A lot of people had a profound belief in healing water and the soda industry was born out of that.

[Anonymous No.16615949]

>>16615893
Was thinking about it, but it’s not really in Waco and I’ve seen YouTube videos and it is completely empty.

[Anonymous No.16615958]

>>16614508
yeah!!!! :D

[Anonymous No.16615962]

>>16615935
Yeah, the place is called Frenchie's and is in Vancouver. Pretty good comfort food.

[Anonymous No.16615990]

>>16615545
Glass > Metal > Plastic > Wood > Paper
That's the hierarchy for drinking from containers.

[Anonymous No.16616012]

can't think of many places that don't carry dr. pepper now since it's owned by coke

[Anonymous No.16616083]

>>16616012
Just because Coca-Cola owns it doesn't mean all the buyers decided to stock it.

[Anonymous No.16616091]

>>16614508
okay

[Anonymous No.16616117]

>>16614508
Coke is the thinking mans soda
>no artificial flavors
>no sodium benzoate that will kill you like dr pepper
>best tasting

[Anonymous No.16616170]

I work with at a shithole with no Dr. Pepper and I asked a new girl for one one time as a joke and she didn't even ask me, she just brought me a root beer

They also ask the customers this nonsensical question all the time

[Anonymous No.16616173]

>>16614508
>"that's alright, sweatie. i'll just sit right over there near the front window and watch tumbleweeds go by".
>>16614904
>"don't mind him, he just really wanted a dr peppa

[Anonymous No.16616175]

>>16616170
She likes you and has a lot of rootbeer at her place anon

[Anonymous No.16616177]

Got any sarsaparilla?

[Anonymous No.16616208]

>>16615838
his wife probably came up with the name and he didn't want to admit it

[Anonymous No.16616277]

>>16615941
Is that why sparkling water is called "tonic"?

[Anonymous No.16616488]

>>16616277
Something like that.

Towns that had interesting water were often named for it.

Hot springs, AR
Mineral Wells, TX
Sulphur Springs, TX

[Anonymous No.16616643]

>>16616083
name one place that doesn't

[Anonymous No.16616882]

Big red + homemade vanilla float!

[Anonymous No.16616890]

>>16614508
ok! I prefer root beer anyways. In fact, I never asked for pepsi. Coke and pepsi sucks.

In fact, can you put a scoop of ice cream in there? Thanks!

[Anonymous No.16616916]

>>16615829
Barks has BITE

[Anonymous No.16616945]

>>16616117
It makes my teeth feel weird

[Anonymous No.16617380]

>>16616091
>those fingernails

[Anonymous No.16617435]

>>16615622
Why do I care what serfs do? Their jobs are to make my life easier while noticing their presence as little as possible.

[Anonymous No.16617499]

>>16615423
>I DONT DRINK NORMAL THINGS THAT TASTE GOOD ARENT I COOL ADULT NOW HAHA ARENT I SO MATURE AND MANLY HAHA
You sound extremely underage go back to r*ddit

[Anonymous No.16617501]

>>16614508
>pick generic stock photo
>make up fictional greentext one-liner
>oh yeah, thread is go xD

Isn’t /qst/ literally for this sort of imaginary role-playing?

[Anonymous No.16617524]

>>16617499
>Soda
>Normal thing
Drinking 11% sugar water with a meal is only normal because a massive corporation convinced you it was and your uneducated, uncaring, negligent parents gave it to you. You know see it as normal and associate it with nostalgia and comfort.

You are like a dog getting a treat.

[Anonymous No.16617531]

>>16615829
>>He doesn't know the REAL name
fat goy’s liquid candy seltzer? Americans are pathetic

[Anonymous No.16617532]

>>16614508
I fail to see how dr pepper would weigh more than a rootbeer

[Anonymous No.16617545]

>>16617532
It’s a union thing.

[Anonymous No.16617854]

>>16616208
Kek, this.

[Anonymous No.16617861]

>>16615831
>They do give you a free hand mixed dr. Pepper.
I would 100% smuggle in some booze and enjoy the best mixed drink of the century

[Anonymous No.16617870]

>>16614508
>Midwestern Swedish/Norwegian/Dutch/German/Russian/Scottish/Irish mutts with blonde hair, big blue eyes, strong features, long mid-faces, and massive tits
Ayup, that's my type alright.

[Anonymous No.16617911]

>ordering food/beverages by the brandname

Americans are so indoctrinated by advertisements, it's fucking unreal

>>16614854
Real men drink beer.

[Anonymous No.16617915]

>Real men drink beer.

[Anonymous No.16617917]

>>16615576
Oh wow he ordered just water.

[Anonymous No.16617920]

>>16616012
>>16616083
Dr. Pepper is owned by Keurig Dr. Pepper, which is in turn owned by JAB Holdings, Coca-Cola only had a 17.4% ownership of Keurig prior to the acquisition by JAB.

[Anonymous No.16618342]

>>16617915
Jesus wept.

>>16617917
Gorgeous tits on this broad

[Anonymous No.16618378]

>>16614508
You can get fucked.

[Anonymous No.16618570]

>>16614913
Is this jez
I'm watching peep show right now

[Anonymous No.16618584]

>>16614508
>carry

[Anonymous No.16618614]

>>16614949
This, unironically
Ill drink water

[Anonymous No.16618625]

>>16615065
I must say, I like the design of their cans/bottles.

[Anonymous No.16618635]

>>16618625
RC Is unironically better than pepsi
Still sucks compared to coke though

[Anonymous No.16618738]

>>16617861
Wouldn’t be too difficult a task

The hand mixed dr. Pepper tasted much better than canned or automated mixed Dr Pepper

[Anonymous No.16619466]

>>16615423
>only children, women ann americans enjoys flavored liquid sugar
fixed that for you

[Anonymous No.16619471]

>>16616175
>tfw no root beer gf

[Anonymous No.16619474]

>>16616177
We don't serve carcinogens, sir.

[Anonymous No.16619480]

>>16616643
Your mom's kitchen.

[Anonymous No.16619482]

>>16617501
I would love to live in your fantasy world where a restaurant always has the drink you ask for, every single time.

[Anonymous No.16619485]

>>16614949
>Is Pepsi okay?
I prefer it.