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>Microwave beeps when it's finished
I know it's fucking finished fuck off

>> No.16610932

You could remove the little beeper or see if there's a setting. Shouldn't be too hard, champ.

>> No.16610934

>>16610930
one time I one time I in the microwave

>> No.16610938

>>16610930
If you hold down the number 1 or 0 button it turns the beep off

>> No.16610945

>>16610930
you need one with a rotary dial
mine dings like an egg timer and only once

>> No.16610956

>>16610938
This creates mustard gas

>> No.16610958
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>>16610930
>not standing there and pulling the door open at 00:01

>> No.16610962

>>16610958
enjoy your Alzheimer's

>> No.16610969

>>16610930
I hate the microwave beep as a concept and practice.

>> No.16610972

>>16610962
I already drink to forget. Alzheimer's would make things easier.

>> No.16610994
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>he doesn't have a microwave silencer

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>>16610958
Not removing the door completely so you dont have to wait for it.

>> No.16611032

>>16610958
>00:01 and not 00:04 because it's a better number
ngmi

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>>16610994
A wat?

>> No.16611061

>>16610994
dont need it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=toYVnrEOgVU

>> No.16611111
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>>16610930
>preparing lunch
>freezer has a non-stop beep if you keep it open for more than 15 secs, fridge at 30 secs
>meanwhile the washing mashine is done and beeps at intervals of 100 dB for at least a minute until you turn off
>in my car, finally at peace
>forgot to turn off my goddamn oversensitive collision detector (which of course would beep too, after having it turned off)
>passing a side parked car
>BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

>> No.16611122

>>16610994
It's called a supressor you shitheel
Captcha: NGMI

>> No.16611196

>>16611122
no its not tart it was first sold under the name silencer
>>16611111
NOOMBA

>> No.16611241

>>16611111
>intervals of 100 dB
Did you mean volume or did you mean hertz?
Misophonia sucks so I fell you

>> No.16611254

>>16611241
Feel*

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>>16610930
>Carbon monoxide detector beeping occasionally even though I've replaced the batteries many times.

>> No.16611314

>>16611241
>misophonia
Learned something new today. Turns out I'm not as autistic as I preciously thought. I just hate the constant beeping of electrical appliances
>>16611196
Glad these didn't go unchecked

>> No.16611779

>>16610930
I pop the door open with like 4 seconds on the microwave.
She hates that soo much

>> No.16612044

>>16610958
>>16611032
>>16611779
You guys better clear the timer afterward.

>>16610962
When making a tinfoil hat, does the shiny side face in or out?

>> No.16612119

>>16611262
Use compressed air and clean out the vents. Worked for me.

>> No.16612187

How long do I microwave CDs for?

>> No.16612192

>>16612187
42

>> No.16612237

>>16612044
of course we clear the time, we aren't heathens
>open
>depress "STOP"

>> No.16612388

>>16610930
I appreciate it. I also appreciate the beeps a minute later so I know my food has time to cool down from scalding to hot.

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>>16612044
If it's always a minute past midnight, you never have to go to bed

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>>16610934
>one time I one time I in the microwave

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>>16610934

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>>16610934
haha that happened to me one time too and and the room went

>> No.16613086

>>16610934
hot dog one time microwave. I hot like but no it was LOL.

>> No.16613284

>>16610934
why is it called an oven when you of in the cold food and of out hot

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>>16610930
chill out cunt it's for your fucking convenience
you think I'd expect you to remember when you can't heat shit on your own?
lol easy there, big independent boy

>> No.16613508

>>16613284
Yes.

>> No.16613530

>>16610930
>>Microwave beeps when it's finished
>I know it's fucking finished fuck off
One beep, I don't mind.
But, when it repeatedly beeps every few seconds to remind you, that's freaking annoying.

>> No.16613531

>>16613530
>One beep, I don't mind.
It doesn't even matter how hard you try

>> No.16613533

>>16610930
>microwave does nagging reminder beeps 2 minutes after it's done
fuck off, I'm the master; I decide when I fucking open the goddamned door

>> No.16613535

I see all the Big Microwave shills are out in force

>> No.16613541

>>16611314
>Turns out I'm not as autistic as I preciously thought.
misphonia is a common symptom of autism

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>>16612044
>mfw the microwaves' timers at work are never cleared

>> No.16613563

>>16613541
Yeah. I'm a diagnosed functional autistic and developed tinnitus last year. I'm basically angry all the time now and can't do anything about it short of making myself completely deaf.

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>>16611061
>MAXIMUM VOLTAGE BABY
>YEAH

>> No.16613812

>>16612044
>You guys better clear the timer afterward.
this is a pretty big deal in my household. my sister and father never clear the timer, and my mother and i hate that about them.

>> No.16613824

>>16613340
micro lovers get the rope

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16613832

Literally the best /ck/ thread all year.

>> No.16613958

>>16610930
I imvented the microwave show some respect

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>>16613824
>micro lovers
Like your gf? Fucking nerd kek *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEEEBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP*

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>>16610930
https://youtube.com/watch?v=7Rr7lfyejxU

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>> No.16615347

>>16610938
>>16610956
this is why the soviet union banned microwaves

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>>16611122
>>16611111
not /pol but frankly there are enough 1s on this post to grant it some serious truth

wtf is it with these damn beepers
this is a real question man..

>> No.16615385

>>16610934
what did he mean by this?

>> No.16615395

>>16611262
anon..

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>>16610930
>Microwave beeps slightly differently every time I use it
I think someone is trying to communicate with me but I can't just start the microwave and let it beep because then it goes back to normal. It somehow knows when I'm using the microwave for real vs just trying to hear the message.

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>>16615374
>not /pol but
Why do you tourists insist on shitting up decent threads with your obsession?

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>>16611262
who's gonna tell him?

>> No.16615426

>Microwave beeps
>dishwasher beeps
>oven beeps
>washing machine beeps
>phone beeps
>laptop/computer beeps
>airdryer beeps
>game console beeps
>clock beeps
>coffee maker beeps
>air conditioning beeps
>carkeys beep
>tasercharger beeps
>fridge/freezer beeps
>vape beeps
I need to kill all those beeps arround me

>> No.16615428

I don't believe any of you have ever actually used a microwave

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16615451

>microwave beeps
ok, I'll take my food out in a minute or two, im currently doing something else
>microwave continues to beep loudly every fifteen seconds afterward
.....

>> No.16615974

>>16611111
the people that design these things must really hate everyone else. this is an fabricated problem that did not exist with old machines

>> No.16615991

>>16615426
im lucky to have only old tech here so there are no beeps