/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.16596272]

you WILL eat ze squares!

[Anonymous No.16596273]

mmm tasty chikun

[Anonymous No.16596274]

yes very heatlh vegable borgir
good health no meat please

[Anonymous No.16596278]

basmati rice very popular
full of aroma, very rich india style promote health protein tasty for you sirs

[Anonymous No.16596280]

choose your squares!!!

[Anonymous No.16596281]

[Anonymous No.16596287]

many square for many taste and preference, once you go square nothing else can compare!
hip to be square!

[Anonymous No.16596292]

>>16596272
What in the fuck is this

[Anonymous No.16596295]

What is this
is this some dystopian meal replacement shit like soylent

[Anonymous No.16596320]

>>16596272
>>16596281
>>16596292
>>16596295
https://squareat.com/boxes
>And I heard as it were the noise of thunder
>One of the four beasts saying:
>Come and see
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k9IfHDi-2EA

[Anonymous No.16596323]

What is this and why does it exist

[Anonymous No.16596324]

Considering how many soyboys continue to be excited about their soylent garbage I can see these being very popular.

You can eat ersatz meals with slightly different flavors/textures with minimal prep so you can spend more time behind a screen wasting away your life. Winning.

[Anonymous No.16596329]

>>16596272
>>16596273
>>16596274
>>16596278
>>16596280
>>16596287
>hello, why yes, I am an incel and the lack of sex has caused me to obsess over the lives of others to the point of schizophrenia. I'm just so angry people do things without my direct approval

[Anonymous No.16596332]

>>16596323
this is what happens when an industrial design major decides to make food
>>16596329
t. one of pic related

[Anonymous No.16596334]

>>16596332
>>>16596323
>this is what happens when an industrial design major decides to make food
>>>16596329 (You)
>t. one of pic related
It's literally sausage that's in the shape of squares. Have. Sex.

[Anonymous No.16596336]

literal dogfood

[Anonymous No.16596340]

>>16596334
I went to a prostitute just yesterday.

[Anonymous No.16596343]

>>16596340
I don't doubt you have to pay for another human's touch.

[Anonymous No.16596345]

>>16596343
Have sex.

[Anonymous No.16596364]

desu as tacky as it is, having food in tiny squares like that seems pretty convenient

[Anonymous No.16596365]

>>16596323
picky eaters that wish mommy still cut the crust off their toast
some people are dead scared of natural looking food

[Anonymous No.16596373]

>>16596336
kek

[Anonymous No.16596374]

Seems like sonething I'd eat for a joke and never again
Why is OP shitting himself over it though

[Anonymous No.16596379]

The nut bar ones actually look like they would be a good snack but I don't understand the idea behind selling people cubes of "meat" and compressed vegetables as a part of a meal box.

[Anonymous No.16596399]

>>16596343
Have sex or keep seething, incel.

[Anonymous No.16596416]

>>16596345
>>16596399
Projection

[Anonymous No.16596457]

>>16596336
artisanal dogfood

[Anonymous No.16596465]

>hey what if we made baby food into squares

[Anonymous No.16596520]

>>16596272
so this is a glimpse into the dystopian future...living in pods, eating protein squares...

[Anonymous No.16596619]

>>16596520
People have been eating hotdogs for over a century. These are basically the same fucking thing except they’re not on a bun so your teeny brain can’t process it

>captcha MAGGY

[Anonymous No.16596626]

>>16596320
>square eat
Why the fuck would you not call them Square Meals?

[Anonymous No.16596670]

>>16596323
Future food, anon.

[Anonymous No.16596681]

You shouldnt eat more than 3 square meals a day though.

[Anonymous No.16596683]

>>16596320
Id give it a try if they sold individual boxes. Fuck everything being a subscription service these days.

[Anonymous No.16596686]

>>16596272
Lol I think they're kind of cute would try it as a novelty.

[Anonymous No.16596689]

>>16596681
Heh.

[Anonymous No.16596866]

>>16596334
>It's literally sausage that's in the shape of squares.
What? As if that makes it seem any better? No, I would not like the chocolate pancake sausage more than the chocolate pancake square.

[Anonymous No.16596870]

>>16596332
Unironically they look like they fuck. You don't. Lol

[Anonymous No.16596982]

>>16596272
What places do they deliver to?

[Anonymous No.16596983]

>>16596329
T. the projector
>>16596416
This man gets it.

[Anonymous No.16596985]

Holy shot their site is a mess. I just tried signing up to check the price and they coded the site so it ignores 0s in the beginning of a zip code. You literally cannot make an account if your zip code starts with 0.

[A Hedgehog No.16596995]

>some pretentious design major makes compressed food squares
Normal people: oh wow that's kinda neat, I might try it just to see, not something I'd eat regularly though

Incels: OH MY FUCKING GOD THIS IS THE END OF THE WEST, THEY'RE GONNA MAKE ME EAT THE BUG SQUARES FGUCK GRETA WHAT ARE YOU DOING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH IT'S ALL OVER OH FUCK

[Anonymous No.16597000]

>>16596272
>prime cut beef
zoomers were a mistake

[Anonymous No.16597002]

This is actually a real neat way to cut down on food waste. It is insane how much perfectly good food gets thrown away because it doesn't look pretty enough.

[Anonymous No.16597008]

>>16596985
you should see if it accepts the zip code 00001') DROP TABLE Customers;

[Anonymous No.16597013]

>>16596995
Ummm sweety, Have sex

[Anonymous No.16597022]

What exactly does this solve or serve for? People who don't have space?

[Anonymous No.16597025]

>>16596287
>seabass square
Where's the chili?

[Anonymous No.16597043]

they look kinda qt :/

[Anonymous No.16597045]

I HATE THE ANTICHRIST
I HATE THE ANTICHRIST
I HATE THE ANTICHRIST
I HATE THE ANTICHRIST
I HATE THE ANTICHRIST
I HATE THE ANTICHRIST

[Anonymous No.16597083]

>>16597022
It's fun.

[Anonymous No.16597119]

>>16597000
Agreed. We need to gas anyone between the ages of 25 and 5 and try again.

[Anonymous No.16597120]

>>16596292
world economic forum

[Anonymous No.16597135]

>>16596273
dota chicken

[Anonymous No.16597164]

>>16596334
Geez lady, calm down.

[Anonymous No.16597180]

>>16596280
Am retard but are these literally just cubes of meat cut into smooth squares? I don’t really get the appeal

[Anonymous No.16597199]

>>16596329
>>16596334
Just desperate for (You)s
Here friend

[Anonymous No.16597203]

>rice square
Why, tho? Are they not aware that you can squish actual grains of rice into a square shaped mass?

[Anonymous No.16597211]

>>16597180
they look pureed and glued back together
probably with some flavorings

[Anonymous No.16597220]

>>16597203
They are not aware that the peasants actually might enjoy cooking food.

[Anonymous No.16597222]

>>16597220
i don't. I enjoy eating it.

[Anonymous No.16597309]

>>16596983
Those are both me you retard

[Anonymous No.16597333]

>>16597008

[Anonymous No.16597361]

>>16596278
>Soft rice patty
So mochi?

[Anonymous No.16597391]

>>16596272
The squares are all 50 grams that's nowhere near enough lmao

[Anonymous No.16597404]

>>16596280
How do they get them all to the same size and mass?
Surely the density of a choco pancake square is different than a chicken square.

[Anonymous No.16597416]

>>16597404
That’s a good point. Id imagine they’re all basically the consistency of mochi. Dense as fuck and slightly gummy to bite through.

[Anonymous No.16597434]

>>16596320
Just ran a number crunch and you'd have to buy $65 worth of them a day to sustain yourself.
I think even soylent is better than that

[Anonymous No.16597440]

>>16597000
>t. 26 or 4

[Anonymous No.16597441]

>>16596281

>What do you mean you don't want to eat the heckin squarey wareys?
>*Transforms into pic*
>YOU WANT ME TO EAT YOU INSTEAD?

[Anonymous No.16597462]

>>16596272
This looks like stuff the Japanese would make

[Anonymous No.16597523]

>processed pate cubes
Lmao, literally looks like something I'd give my cat every night.

[Anonymous No.16597540]

>insanely expensive
>seem to have a uniform texture across all types
>massive food waste (each cube is vacuum sealed in its own plastic bag)
>meant to be microwaved

This does really seem to be what people think the urban poor of the future will eat. Who does this appeal to? People who want quick food want something more than a square. Leftists won't go for it because of all the plastic waste. It doesn't seem to be easier than just a protein bar, so convenience isn't a factor. It's also massively expensive.

[Anonymous No.16597548]

Better ideas:
>Actually crispy falafel patty (toaster oven) with hummus
>black bean patty with guac
This should be in the style of toaster strudel, but healthier

[Anonymous No.16597562]

>>16597434

[Anonymous No.16597573]

>$5-$8 for 250g of food

This is absurd

[Anonymous No.16597574]

>>16596332
buncha fookin wops

[Anonymous No.16597575]

>>16597540
>insanely expensive
eh, they're a bit pricy but they're not INSANELY expensive.

[Anonymous No.16597607]

>>16596870
triggered ital detected

[Anonymous No.16597612]

>>16596870
>Unironically they look like they fuck
Yeah, each other.

[Anonymous No.16597616]

>>16597404
Because who the fucks gonna punish them for any lies.

[Anonymous No.16597622]

>>16597391
you will be rationed 4 to 6 squares based on your body mass index and you will like it goym

[Anonymous No.16597629]

>>16597575
For what you're getting? Cheapest is the all pancake box and that's $28 a day for 2000 calories, most expensive is lifestyle for $42 a day for 2000 calories.

30-40 a day for what amounts for compressed food paste is insanely expensive. This is like a meme version of what people the cyberpunk urban poor will eat.

[Anonymous No.16597631]

>>16596995
im a normal person. i think this looks ridiculous

[Anonymous No.16597638]

>>16596332
wait didn't the italians have that weird futurism food idea
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Futurist_cooking
fucking lmao. Either pure food conservatism or unabashed nonsensical art.

[Anonymous No.16597643]

>>16597631
That's a far cry from histrionics about the death of western civilization. Good job for not being that crazy anon. *pats your head*

[Anonymous No.16597660]

>>16597643
reddit

[Anonymous No.16597670]

>>16597643
>histrionics
It's already dead, Jim.

[Anonymous No.16597717]

>>16597540
It seems to mostly just be VC bait.

[Anonymous No.16597733]

>>16597391
1/9 of a pound each. I guess you're posta mix and match?

[Anonymous No.16597736]

>>16597717
Vietcong? I mean, I guess they would be pretty good to eat in spider holes.

[Anonymous No.16597749]

This got to be some elaborated joke

[Anonymous No.16597764]

>>16597540
autists, neat freaks, germophobics, annorexics & bulimics, vegans, retards

[Anonymous No.16597821]

>>16597008
Reddit moment

[Anonymous No.16597829]

>>16597749
>some elaborated joke
You just discovered the start-up economy.

[Anonymous No.16597905]

My only problem is the meat squares. How the fuck did get them like that? It's unnatural.

[Anonymous No.16597957]

>>16597905
>My only problem is the meat squares. How the fuck did get them like that? It's unnatural.
They grind it, mix with a shitload of chemicals to prevent rotting, artificial flavor agents and aromatic elements, isolated substances obtained from GMO corn or soy, some coloring agents and some binding agents to glue it all togheter.

This may sound like something you would never eat, but I am 90% sure you have, a common example of this would be the chicken served in Subway sandwiches such as the Chicken Teriyaki. That is right, the jelly like texture and softness of their chicken is because that is less than 40% chicken!

[Anonymous No.16597966]

>>16597957
It always did seem like tofu

[Anonymous No.16597970]

>>16597957
Or it could just be pate pressed into squares.

[Anonymous No.16597973]

>>16596323
money laundering.
see also that dumbass juicer with the $50/week juice packs.

[Anonymous No.16597991]

>>16597970
>Or it could just be pate pressed into squares.
Oh, that is nice sweetie, now go to bed and be a good boy so that Santa and the easter bunny can come visit you in your dreams!

[Anonymous No.16598005]

>>16596272
the amount of autism in this shit

[Anonymous No.16598009]

>>16597991
Lol

[Anonymous No.16598023]

>>16597957
they cook it to shit to make it last too

[Anonymous No.16598024]

I remember when people were like "wow, in the future food will come in pill form". Well this is like food in pill form in the form of a really big pill. And now people laugh at it.

[Anonymous No.16598031]

>>16598024
Usually though you'd rehydrate the pill somehow and it would magi- uh scientifically turn into a 3 course meal.

[Anonymous No.16598034]

>EAT. THE. FUCKING. SQUARES.

[Anonymous No.16598041]

>>16596272
i cant ever fathom these taking off. more than anything, they're just fuckin pathetic to look at. imagine breaking these out while you're hanging with your friends- those guys arent gonna be your friends anymore

[Anonymous No.16598051]

>>16598024
That 50's future-enthusiasm got quickly subverted by science fiction literature into a hallmark of dystopianism.

[Anonymous No.16598080]

>>16596272
>poultry meat
suspiciously vague

[Anonymous No.16598087]

These would totally be successful and popular if
>they were more reasonably priced
>actually got a decent amount of food for what you pay for
Like, great idea, terrible execution. I really don't get why all these food replacement companies can't just rogure some way to make the obvious improvements their products need. The problem always comes down to either stupid price or not nutritious enough. And yet, every time a new one comes out, it's like they don't even bother trying to address this.

[Anonymous No.16598091]

>stevia

[Anonymous No.16598094]

>EAT THE CUBES
>EAT THE BUGS
>DRINK THE SOY
>LIVE IN THE POD
>OWN NOTHING

[Anonymous No.16598116]

>>16596320
>Until now, a clear-cut solution has not been developed

>Currently available food is either cooked (time consuming), substituted by meal replacements (bars and shakes), ordered via apps (costly one-off solution) or via meal plans (rigid recurring solution, often not tasty/healthy). The market clearly lacks something that could be at the same time healthy but tasty, long lasting but natural, and adaptable to both your routine and last minute plans.

>The market clearly lacks something that could be at the same time healthy but tasty, long lasting but natural, and adaptable to both your routine and last minute plans.

>The market clearly lacks something
>The market clearly lacks

[Anonymous No.16598120]

>>16598087
the problem is no smart people will work for them

[Anonymous No.16598171]

>>16597991
I have a feeling you don't know what pate is and you think that it must be fancy and high class because it's a french word.

[Anonymous No.16598277]

>>16598171
I know what it is, you are the one who does not seem to know what modern food engineering is.

But hey, you can keep on believing that the mystery meat is just a chicken pate if that will help you gulp down your sloppa!

[Anonymous No.16598321]

>>16596272
Be there or eat squares.

[Anonymous No.16598333]

>>16598171
If your "pate" isn't fancy and high class, it's 100% guarenteed to be >>16597957

[Anonymous No.16598357]

>>16598333
The same could be said of any food.

[Anonymous No.16598380]

something something
soijak disabled : food squres
soijak enabled : mochi
Ultra Chad enabled: Chinese moon cakes and uk meat pot pies

[Anonymous No.16598478]

>>16598380
fray based-os

[Anonymous No.16598484]

>>16598357
That isn't an argument for condoning it.

[Anonymous No.16598487]

>>16596280
>No lamb square
I can't do it bros

[Anonymous No.16598532]

>>16596272
I'd buy this if they made a cooker for it where I just have to scan a code and put my square in and it pops out done perfectly. this looks like some product I'd see featured in a sci-fi show

[Anonymous No.16598541]

>>16597622

[Anonymous No.16598542]

>>16598532
That would be cool yeah. I want a portable one to take to uni.

[Anonymous No.16598553]

>>16598542

[Anonymous No.16598561]

>>16596332
Mamma mia!

[Anonymous No.16598566]

I wonder if this is a product that would do well with nips. they like their crustless sandwiches and pristine food a lot

[Anonymous No.16598567]

>>16596332
>the Miami’s fitness community
why do these fuckers never proofread?

[Anonymous No.16598569]

>>16598566
squaremeal sandwiches

[Anonymous No.16598587]

>>16598553
that pizza crust looks weak as fuck

[Anonymous No.16598594]

>>16598587
yeah it looks like it's biscuit dough or some shit

[Anonymous No.16598816]

>>16596273
how is this even made. is it chicken ground into a slurry then molded?

[Anonymous No.16598899]

>>16598816
it's a mcnugget with no breading

[Anonymous No.16599064]

If I stumbled on a stand selling this at a carnival I would give it a try.

[Anonymous No.16599104]

>>16596329
in case you're just trolling, have a little something for the road

[Anonymous No.16599136]

>>16598553
I just noticed Marty Jr. picking off the pepperoni like some fucking ape.

[Anonymous No.16599147]

>>16596332
Scommetto cinque euro che la puttana se lo fa sbattere in culo dagli altri quattro soiacucchi in cambio di quadratiiiini

[Anonymous No.16599341]

>>16596280
Does Hazelnut Squares represent Dark Mage?

[Anonymous No.16600025]

>>16599136
I always order the pepeloni without the pepeloni

[Anonymous No.16600039]

>>16596334
>mad about people mad about food squares
>altrightschoolshooterwojack.bmp
dude calm down its just a mongolian basket weaving forum

[Anonymous No.16600040]

>>16596683
They do sell boxes. It's literally under 'boxes' in the top. You get a 'meal' of 4 for like $7

[Anonymous No.16600043]

>>16597180
They're compressed.
Honestly if they're as shelf-stable as the website claims they'd probably make good camping/travel food, since they provide a full meal without needing any cooking.
The novelty of it probably isn't worth the 6 bucks+ shipping it'd cost to buy some. If I saw it in a store I might try it just to say I did

[Anonymous No.16600045]

>>16600025
people like you cause at least 10 murders a year. i almost got fired from mcburgerhut when I was a teenager for refusing to sell a woman a 'cheeseburger with no cheese' instead of a hamburger. fix your sensory issues before going outside.

[Anonymous No.16600076]

>>16600045
and then the ear of pizza, AWAY!

[Anonymous No.16600105]

>>16596323

[Anonymous No.16600114]

>>16600076
Always give /vt/posters (you)s

[Anonymous No.16600116]

>>16600105
Holy fuck

[Anonymous No.16600117]

>>16600105
NOOOOOOOO I DON'T WANNA BE A SOY SQUARE

[Anonymous No.16600118]

>>16597434
65 Yuro Credits feeds me for a week with some used for beer, chips and other junk.
Why'd anyone buy this?
It looks like leftovers.

[Anonymous No.16600120]

>>16598566
What the hell that wastes like half the slice lol
>>16597523
get your penis checked if it looks like that.

[Anonymous No.16600147]

>>16596995
B8

[Anonymous No.16600160]

>>16597629
Shit like this and soylent is meant to be airdropped over the hoards of mad max lunatics and clown gangs of New New York as they take pot shots at the hover cars, but it's always literally more expensive than if you just bought real food. The future is such a disappointment.

[Anonymous No.16600163]

>>16600105
Based beyond comprehension

[Anonymous No.16600167]

>>16597540
You people are all overthinking this, people just want the novelty of a meal in a square. People have been talking about meals in the form of pills since before Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, and now we've got it, I guess.

[Anonymous No.16600714]

>>16600105
10/10

[Anonymous No.16600732]

>>16596320
>https://squareat.com/boxes
Looks like a scam or just a very bad idea hoping to get venture capital money.

[Anonymous No.16600939]

>>16596272
>$7
>probably plastic tier shit food
>50gr no matter the cube
>probably boring a bland flavour due to the lack of seasoning
>no sauces, no technique involved
>when i can just go to my nearby food place and get something appetizing and cheaper, not even talking about mc donalds or something like that.
that seems terrible.

[Anonymous No.16600954]

Why square when you can cube? Btw if you can't name at least half of the cubes you don't belong here.

[Anonymous No.16600961]

>>16600954
half of them are just raw meat or white things

[Anonymous No.16600969]

>>16596334
> you know its a woman or a beta male because he attacks other's people sexuality
also why are you even defending this? you work for them?
tell them it will fail.

[Anonymous No.16600974]

>>16600961
>can't name raw ingredient
Yea the square meals are for you bud.

[Anonymous No.16600987]

>>16596995
no normal person thinks this looks ok
in fact you have to be abnormal to even think this looks ok.

[Anonymous No.16600998]

Its a venture capital scam that some retarded company will actually fall for.

[Anonymous No.16600999]

>>16597575
the gyro i can get at a nearby store costs about 3.80€ and weighs half a kilo.

[Anonymous No.16601005]

>>16600999
oh shit checked
also because i know the store owner i also know where the meat comes from

[Anonymous No.16601010]

>>16597957
>be me
>went to american fast food once
how can the creators of fast foot make the worst fast food?

[Anonymous No.16601015]

>>16598566
do people just have no time to make sandwiches?
if that is the case i guess the NEETs in japan are right

[Anonymous No.16601032]

>>16600954
all i see is CGI.

[Anonymous No.16601041]

>>16596280
>beef

[Anonymous No.16601149]

>>16596280
Why is the beef pale orange?

[Anonymous No.16601151]

I DON'T WANT THE FUTURE
I DON'T WANT IT TO COME
EVERY DAY IS A STEP IN THE WRONG DIRECTION
THERE'S NO WAY BACK NOW

[Anonymous No.16601175]

>>16596272
This is the dumbest idea I've ever seen. Bet it will be wildly successful

[Anonymous No.16601178]

>>16596272
>literally looks like the food in blade runner before K microwaves it and it turns into noodles
haha...

[Anonymous No.16601205]

Why does this board freak out over people trying to make food easy? Do you really think everyone has time or energy to cook and clean every day? They’re too busy making money and getting laid

[Anonymous No.16601536]

>>16600954
That's actually really fun to try. Do you have the answers, I think I can get about 3/4 of them, though I'm color blind so I'm sure I messed a couple up depending on how specific you want. Do some of them repeat? That might be what's throwing me.

[Anonymous No.16601552]

>>16601032
thats not cgi
it seems like someone just took a bunch of food to a band saw or something

[Anonymous No.16601562]

>>16601536
I wrote all the answers to it years ago. someone even made a blog post about it

https://old.reddit.com/r/food/comments/35qtqy/food_cubes/cr73ttr/

https://www.boredpanda.com/raw-food-cubes-lernert-sander-volkskrant/?utm_source=google&utm_medium=organic&utm_campaign=organic

>>16601552
it definitely is a render

[Anonymous No.16601563]

>>16601205
I can't breed

[Anonymous No.16601568]

>>16596272
If the food comes from a healthy source I'd be a loyal customer. Why is the idea so dystopian to you guys? It's just prepackaged food.

[Anonymous No.16601577]

>>16601178
those are called glass noodles. I made what he ate a while back

[Anonymous No.16601590]

>>16597025
You gotta buy the condiment dlc package.

[Anonymous No.16601593]

>>16598087
>These would totally be successful and popular
I don't think so, outside of silicon valley and NY. People like eating real food, even if they don't like cooking. Stuff like this would only appeal to the most overworked corporate drone urbanites and maybe campers that don't want to carry canned food/cook anything.

[Anonymous No.16601594]

>>16596272
>we are getting closer to Star Trek

[Anonymous No.16601602]

>>16601562
Neat, thanks. Yeah, got a bit over 60 of them - more if you give partial credit for 'fish' instead of specifically which species.

[Anonymous No.16601612]

>>16601562
>it definitely is a render
It's not though?

[Anonymous No.16601626]

>>16601612
maybe they shot each one independently and edited it all together. something is fucky about it

[Anonymous No.16601627]

>>16597736
No, tardo, Venture Capital. Aka the same people who bankrolled Juicero

[Anonymous No.16601645]

>>16601626
Oh right, yeah that makes sense.

[Anonymous No.16601696]

wasn't supposed to be a documentary

[Anonymous No.16601700]

>>16600105
kak

[Anonymous No.16601763]

>>16600105
Ver nice

[Anonymous No.16602204]

>>16600045

[Anonymous No.16602310]

>>16600118
65 yuro credits are good for me and my food allergic wife, git gud you western pleb

[Anonymous No.16602401]

>>16596345
Fine, bend over.

[Anonymous No.16602411]

>>16597361
Silence, weeb.

[Anonymous No.16602438]

>>16597220
>They are not aware that the peasants actually might enjoy cooking food.
Find me someone under 40 who doesn't have doordash on their phone

[Anonymous No.16602458]

>>16596626
Because Round Meal would sue them obviously

[Anonymous No.16602601]

>>16600105
F

[Anonymous No.16602615]

ah, the anorexic white girl diet

[Anonymous No.16602760]

>>16596329
Based

[Anonymous No.16603704]

>>16600105
lol

[Anonymous No.16603791]

[Anonymous No.16603804]

>>16599136
To be fair, he's got his VR glasses on and probably can't see or has a very poor view of what he's doing.

[Anonymous No.16604391]

Bump

[Anonymous No.16604406]

I’ve never had sex

[Anonymous No.16604409]

>>16596280
Give me a chicken, a broccoli, a rice, and a sweet potato I guess.

[Anonymous No.16604447]

wtf I don't want to eat squares? I want to eat normal food? I don't like this at all

[Anonymous No.16604464]

>>16596287
>>16596280
It's 2001 A Space Odyssey come to life

[Anonymous No.16604471]

this looks like what you imagine dystopian rations would look like
i'd give it a whirl once but I'd want at least 5 mres after to cleanse my palette

[Anonymous No.16605109]

>>16600105
Her fear was justified.

[Anonymous No.16605193]

>>16597629
The only application I can think of is as some sort of novelty for a sci-fi themed place.
>>16597638
Is there no imagination for a futurist home cook?
>>16598087
It's also odd how they sweeten the peanut square, and a few others. They could be unsweetened.
>>16598553
>All the technology for any food made fresh
>still feeding your family a pizza
>>16598569
At least there's textural variety.
>>16601562
Brook trout was killing me. Thank you.
>>16604406
When you do, make sure you've got a nice glass or bottle of water nearby for the both of you.

[Anonymous No.16606588]

>>16600105
xddddddddddddd
Thx anon.

[Anonymous No.16606617]

pfff these things are not even actually squares

[Anonymous No.16606917]

The worst part about these hellworld squares is that if they were in a different format, say, something marketed as being like and adult lunchable, something cheap, easy, portable, simple and nutritious, it would be 'fine' (i guess, i mean i still wouldnt like it but whatever) but it's like soylent, god these people fucking suck so much fucking dick. And that's coming from me, someone who voluntarily has sex with men.

[Anonymous No.16607586]

>>16596272
One of the main concepts of Agenda 21 is to have the proletariat masses fed with non-food, food like "products".
That day has arrived.

[Anonymous No.16607607]

>>16600105
omegakek

[Anonymous No.16607617]

>>16596336
more similar to catfood tbqh
the amount of fuckin cat food pate brands is insane.

[Anonymous No.16607689]

>>16596292
Some retarded shit for permanently infantilised autists

[Anonymous No.16607700]

>>16596324
And they're heckin square like my epic animes and none of the items will touch each other which triggers my aspergers !

[Anonymous No.16607752]

Instagram was the worst thing that could happen to food.

[Anonymous No.16608032]

>>16596280
For me, it's beef, chicken, basmati rice and choco pancakes for dessert

[Anonymous No.16608054]

>>16596332
these fuckin dago wops man

[Anonymous No.16608132]

>>16596272
kinda stupid and probably overpriced but at least it's actual meat and not the maggots and cockroach milk they want us to eat.

[Anonymous No.16608433]

>>16596287
Sea bass square for me.
>>16596272
The website is riddled with ESL spelling and grammar. If they’re trying to bait VC, they’re not doing a good job of it.
The spokeswoman in the latest video on their YT channel is hot though. Love those I-talian viziata bitches

[Anonymous No.16608700]

>>16596272
let me guess
(((silicon))) valley startup

[Anonymous No.16608745]

>>16596332
sweatpants from Bucci

[Anonymous No.16608795]

>>16597013
*sweaty

[Anonymous No.16608882]

>>16596287
>>16596280
pistacchio and cashew square sounds decent given the probable texture

[Anonymous No.16609851]

>>16600105
KEK
E E
KEK

[Anonymous No.16609984]

>>16608700
Miami Beach. The site does have a big "pls invest in us" banner and they're not even shipping yet.

[Anonymous No.16610085]

>>16596272
I will give them 1 year before they shut down due to lack of sales, and thats being generous

[Anonymous No.16610959]

>>16602438
hello lol

[Anonymous No.16610978]

>>16602438
What's doordash
t. 21

[Anonymous No.16610987]

>>16596332
Notice how only one has anything food-related on the bio

[Anonymous No.16610990]

>>16596272
If I wanted square meals I'd do another rape and go back to prison