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Hello it's Chef John from FOOOD Wishes dot com. Go ahead and pour that grease, down the sink Maurice! Not my problem!

>> No.16590224

>>16590098
BASED JOHN

>> No.16590226

>>16590098
>you of course reign, over your pipe drain.

>> No.16590231

>>16590098
ABSOLUTE CHAD

>> No.16590238

>>16590098
After all you are the pipe filla of your rental villa

>> No.16590886

>>16590098
>>16590226
lel
laffed, good ones

>> No.16591126

>>16590098
Just give it the ole pour-a pour-a

>> No.16592291

>>16590098
And be sure to sprinkle some cayenne pepper in there too, but not TOO much

>> No.16592293

>that's just you cookin'
my favorite Chef Johnism

>> No.16592665

>>16590098
>we'll cover that up in plastic and let it sit in the fridge for 48 hours
>or just 24 hours if you're lazy
>but I highly recommend you let this sit for the 48,as you may understand after reading my blog post

>> No.16592696

>>16590098
kek

>> No.16593541

Doesnt get any more based than this.

>> No.16593690

>You are after all the Adolf Hitler of your parmesan lobster!
How did he get away with that?

>> No.16593852

>>16593690
How did he get away with that?

>> No.16593865
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16593865

>>16590098

Pouring grease down the drain is a safe & legal thrill, just like throwing car batteries into the ocean.

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16593873

>>16590098

I prefer to use old grease as hair product like Grandma Ramsay.

>> No.16593876

>>16590098
Made me chuckle good one I read it in his voice in my head

>> No.16593877

>>16593865
This is the most enviornmentally friendly thing in this thread. Also pouring your Car oil down the storm drains is also good for the enviornment. Or flush it down the toilet.

>> No.16593899
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16593899

>You are after all, the Anne Frank of your beans and frank!
WTF JOHN

>> No.16593911

>>16590098
You are after all the David Blaine of your filthy grease clogged sink drain

>> No.16593947
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16593947

based thread. OP is the big man of the 4chan(nel)

>> No.16594020

>>16590098
You are after all the Augusto Pinochet of how your grease goes away

>> No.16594072

>>16590226
kek

>> No.16594079

>>16590098
speaking of chef john is it me or has he jumped the shark? I mean i discovered him relatively recently so guess I'm no huge OG fan but the last few recipes seem...uninspired. and he's been churning em out pretty slowly these days.

>> No.16594208

>>16594079
Yeah, I'd noticed the same. "How to reheat fries" lmao!

>> No.16594221

>>16590098
I've wondered for a while who the woman in the picture is.

>> No.16594303

>>16590098
I love this board

>> No.16594307

>>16594221
One of John's many hoes

>> No.16594317

>>16594079
>>16594208
catty

>> No.16594335

>>16594208
He dialed it the fuck in for that one. And then what, tomato salad? An omelette? Combining four old videos into one calling it a grill special? Cmon man.

>> No.16594346

You gotta have a big brain to drop that grease in the drain.

>> No.16594576

>>16590098
a daring synthesis

>> No.16594742

You are, after all, the Dane of your drain

>> No.16595150

>>16590098
Why does the tone of this guy's voice send me into a blind rage?

>> No.16595193

>>16590098
chef john is amazing fuck you bitch

>> No.16595340

>>16595150
because you're a bitch

>> No.16595348
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16595348

>After all, you are the Junko Furuta, of your grilled Barracuda
alright he went too far that time

>> No.16595435

Adam covered his ears to drown out the sounds of people getting mown down as he hid behind the restaurant bar at his local micro-brewery in beautiful Knoxville, Tennessee.
>No, not like this
He knew he should have never made that video on how terrible Cayenne pepper was.
His heart stopped as a meaty hand gripped his shoulder and the cold muzzle of his rival’s pistol pressed up against his temple
>You are after all, the Adam Ragussea of cowering in fear.
Click

>> No.16595447

>>16594020
only works if you read Pinochet like a dumb anglo

>> No.16595451

>You are, afterall, the Pol Pot of your Ice Cream & Apricot
Hum...

>> No.16595473

I need to come here more often, fuck

>> No.16595495

>you are after all the derek chauvin of your potatoes au gratin
wtf john

>> No.16595572

>after all, you are the benito mussolini of your braised broccolini
how will he survive this?

>> No.16595644

>you are after all the Donald Trump of your penis pump
oh wow

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16595659

After all your are a gorilla for chocolate and vanilla

>> No.16595664

After all, you are the Ted Bundy of your blackened barramundi

>> No.16595676

>Don't let the landlord give you any trouble over the grease clog, because you are, after all, the Oskar Dirlewanger of your sink drain haranguer

Ok that one was pretty funny of Chef John

>> No.16595691

>>16595676
After all the smell clitoral hood is the reason for my morning wood

>> No.16595739

you are, after all, the francisco franco of the panko

>> No.16595896
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16595896

the ol' slappa slappa poke poke tapa tapa

>> No.16595922

Reddit thread

>> No.16595940

>You are after all, the Brenton Tarrant, of your kimchi ferment

>> No.16596032

>>16595922
Fuck off, Babish

>> No.16596083

you are, after all, the bin laden of your rouladen

>> No.16596434

>>16595922
This is what 4chan used to be like, /pol/tard.

>> No.16597104

>>16595922
Ge the fuck out of here tourist newfag

>> No.16597240

>>16594079
Eventually you just run out of shit to do, especially if you upload videos regularly.

>> No.16597367

>And this concludes our gassed jew recipe, After all anon, you are le based autiste of your cornet de frites!

>> No.16597374

>>16597367
>that video is still up
HOW

>> No.16597395

>Just remember, you are the Madeleine McCann of your salmon seared in a pan
just bad taste with that one

>> No.16597604

>>16590098
>because after all you are the Rock named Dwayne of what you pour down your drain.

>> No.16597710

>After all, you're the George Zimmerman, of your French Toast and Cinnamon
>He actually used this one

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>>16597710
He also called my mom a cunt in the comment section after I called him on his bullshit crispy fetish

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>>16595676

>> No.16597735

>>16594079
He was never good. He's what you think is good if your only cooking resource is the internet. My blind grandmother made better food than he does.

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16597747

>And remember batteries go in the trash. Since you are the John Forbes Nash at home, for making the garbage incinerator explode

>> No.16597809

>>16597747
Car batteries go in the ocean or lakes. Rivers are fine too.

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>>16597809

>> No.16597855

>>16597824
that was a a weird episode. had nothing to do with cooking