IT'S UP

[Anonymous No.16587575]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ci_1T4tuJSo

[Anonymous No.16587581]

>>16587575

[Anonymous No.16587600]

>>16587575

[Anonymous No.16587642]

here we go again...

[Anonymous No.16587648]

>>16587575
He's even doing the soy face now.
How long before he transitions?

[Anonymous No.16587665]

>>16587575
Christ, Ramsey. You’re already well off. No need to trot out the soyface for the algoriddims, eh?

[Anonymous No.16587699]

>>16587575
>The cheese has melted

[Anonymous No.16587735]

>>16587581
>>16587575
God I fucking hate this hypocrite cunt

[Anonymous No.16587832]

>>16587735
I bet you can't even cook, you retarded fuckface

[Anonymous No.16587913]

>Early Life

Gordon was born Gordochai Rams on November 8, 1966 in Glasgow Jewish Medical Center [16]. Gordon was circumcised [19][23].

Every time.

[Anonymous No.16587936]

>>16587581
It's reality tv, what exactly are you expecting
It's a scripted segment in an episode they planned out from start to finish, especially if it's the american version (but both are terrible)

[Anonymous No.16587937]

>>16587575
>

[Anonymous No.16588047]

bump !

[Anonymous No.16588074]

>>16587936
British version is kino, fewer scripted scenes but it's also better because Bongs are less emotional on TV. Just watch the Mama Cherries soul shack episode for proof positive part of the problem is Americans

[Anonymous No.16588103]

>>16587581
idk why you imbeciles keep posting this. the top burger is no good because the diameter of the patty is several inches wider than the bun and no matter which side you bite from you only get a mouth full of meat, which is undesirable. the bottom burger is perfectly proportioned and every bite will have some of each topping

[Anonymous No.16588171]

is he officially soy?

[Anonymous No.16588215]

>>16588103
COPE, Gordy is a hack and you gave every inch of your tight little assholes to him to fuel his ego.

[Anonymous No.16588248]

>>16588215
how is he a hack? you don't just become a gordon ramsay by mistake. 16 michelin stars.. you think they're just giving those away? but I can't expect a mental midget like you to understand, olive garden is a fine dining restaurant to you and your family. keep watching your youtube videos and larping like you actually know anything about cooking

[Anonymous No.16588264]

Well this one is an improvement compared to his salted haloumi, ungrilled kimcheese or his entire scrambled series. I came in expecting a disaster although I bet that pork is dry as fuck.

[Anonymous No.16588270]

>>16587575
>soyface

do famous english chefs really?

[Anonymous No.16588277]

>>16587937
>>16588270
generates more clicks on youtube which equals more money

[Anonymous No.16588315]

>>16588277
wont be getting any clicks from me. soyface immediately renders any content disregarded.

[Anonymous No.16588330]

>>16588103
>you only get a mouth full of meat, which is undesirable
your mom had a very different opinion about getting a mouthful of meat last night

[Anonymous No.16588340]

>>16588330
don't bring anyone's mother into this you fucking cumguzzler

[Anonymous No.16588361]

>>16588340
theres no reason to be upset, it was perfectly loving and consensual

[Anonymous No.16588428]

>>16587913
LMAO

[Anonymous No.16588450]

>>16587581
>>16587735

Modern Gordon makes stuff that looks good for the camera. Instagram food, basically. It is the new restaurant meta. The goal isn't to create good food, but to create food that people want to take pictures of and share.

[Anonymous No.16588459]

>>16587575
This sandwich is perfectly edible. I have no idea why you faggots claim it is too big. Just squish the bitch down.

[Anonymous No.16588539]

>"literally"
>"literally"
>"literally"

[Anonymous No.16588568]

>>16588340
Chill your tits my son. His dick was really tasty.

[Anonymous No.16588569]

>>16588248
>16 michelin stars
I got all 120 stars.

[Anonymous No.16588616]

>>16587575
is on amphetamine?

[Anonymous No.16589340]

>>16588616
if i had money like him i would be

[Anonymous No.16589366]

>>16587575
oh shit it dropped?!

[Anonymous No.16589445]

Made this sandwich for my wife and her boyfriend

[Anonymous No.16589935]

>>16587575
I can't stop laughing at his face. It borders the line between soyboy and abject horror. I can't tell if he saw a Nintendo switch or if he saw his daughter being raped to death.

[Anonymous No.16589968]

>>16588569
smiled

[Anonymous No.16590097]

>>16587575
We soyboy face now

[Anonymous No.16590146]

>>16587575
>i see you babay, shakin' dat ass

[Anonymous No.16590150]

>>16587575
i'm not going to give him a click.

[Anonymous No.16590330]

>>16587575
This isn't a joke.
I'm wondering if anyone else here has been addicted to his bullshit content out of nowhere. 9 months ago, I had a phase where I watched his shit on youtube even though I don't like him, and I just couldn't stop watching. It happened to me again this weekend; I've spent several hours watching the bullshit shows he puts out, but it's like I'm addicted/forced to do it. I really have no idea. I'll open youtube with intent to do something else and then I instantly click on one of his clickbait videos and watch it, and watch another, and then I'll have to get up and do stuff and I'll just "watch two more clips." Guys, I need some fucking help, it feels like mind control

[Anonymous No.16590407]

>>16590146
>shakin' dat ass

[Anonymous No.16590418]

>has been marinated
>like 2 small chunks of fruit
alright whatever you say dude, and afterwards it's just storebought stuff in portugal that you're on the edge of a cliff for no reason instead of anything to do with portugal.
Did he fuck up slicing the bread? why is he only using like a quarter of the loaf? Why are you rubbing a smoked paprika sauce that you didn't even show anyone how to make? Did you even make it? Please stop grilling bread. Are you seriously going to keep the bread grilled the entirety while you cook everything else? are you literally retarded?

alright can't watch anymore

[Anonymous No.16590420]

>>16590330
i watch ghetto people crying to folk music

[Anonymous No.16590432]

while he's cutting the red pepper and saying "don't go too thin, go nice and thick" he's cutting it too thin and the camera cuts to all of the small parts disappeared from his cutting board

[Anonymous No.16590440]

If you prep toppings before cooking the meat you have poor time management and are a complete hack. Could you imagine if someone on one of his shows started cooking the meat like 10 minutes after they got the toppings together?

[Anonymous No.16590450]

this nigga can't even spread mustard on a piece of bread anymore. what the fuck

[Anonymous No.16590455]

>>16590450
>>16590440
>>16590432
>>16590420
>>16590418

all bullshitting aside that does look like a really good sandwich but I mean it's not because of any technique he used. it was just some nice ingredients put on top of each other.

[Anonymous No.16590584]

>>16588103
His burger still isn't a good burger because it's too large to eat practically. But it was made to look fancy for the camera anyway. Both are shit for slightly different tv related reasons

[Anonymous No.16590624]

He’s lost the plot

[Anonymous No.16590636]

>>16587575
Why has he Got his mouth open like a fucking soiboi

[Anonymous No.16590658]

>>16587575
>burnt the bread
>flips out at the cameraman
he's becoming a parody of himself
LITERALLY

[Anonymous No.16590662]

>>16588103
that's how burgers are supposed to be. don't be such a bitch

[Anonymous No.16590667]

>>16587575
>traditional Bifana
Looks nothing like what’s actually sold in Portugal.

[Anonymous No.16590668]

>>16587575
beautiful

[Anonymous No.16590703]

>>16587575
> Being this much of a jogger
Britbongs pls

[Anonymous No.16590737]

It had to happen

[Anonymous No.16590757]

>>16590658
He's clearly taking the piss at the cameraman. Do you have assburgers?

[Anonymous No.16590765]

>>16588450
Exactly, Gordon is always on the edge of what's popular, it's how he's been so successful.
Retards need to understand a shitty diner burger from 2007 doesn't compare to his retarded instagram food.

[Anonymous No.16590766]

>>16590737

[Anonymous No.16590772]

>band rehearsal starts
NOW WE ALL LOVE GRILLED CHEESE
THERE'S NOTHING LIKE THIS GRILLED CHEESE
>holds up two blocks of cheese that have never been used for grilled cheese before
BEAUTIFUL
>taps knife on board
THIS IS A DREAM COME TRUE
>puts knife away and taps different knife
BIG LONG SLICES
>cuts off the rind
LITERALLY CUT OFF
>exasperated breath
... THE RIND
>cuts cheese further
NICE LONG LUSCIOUS BRICKS OF CHEESE
MAKE SURE THE BREAD IS NOT TOO THIN
>cuts half the loaf off
BIT OF BUTTAH
>butters
SALT
>salts bread
>layers cheese on bread
TAILOR MAKE IT
>cuts cheese again
NOW THE SECRET IS...
>pulls out bowl of already made kimchi out of nowhere
HOMEMADE KIMCHI
>starts dumping it all over
BREATHTAKING
>camera pans to a fire
TOUCH OF OLIVE OIL
>dumps oil in pan
>mumbles beautiful
NOW PUSH THAT DOWN
>smashes grilled cheese down in pan
ON IN SHE GOES
PUT SOME WEIGHT ON THERE
>buttered bread sticks to spatula
>struggles to get it off
>clinks the spatula against the cast iron as punishment
GOOD
>smoke shooting out of pan
TURN IT OVER
>cheese hasnt melted
PUSH THAT DOWN
>squeezes grilled cheese down with rag
NICE AND CRISPY
>puts it back in
>takes it out
PUSH IT DOWN
>desperate to make cheese melt
HELPS CHEESE NICE AND MELTED
>puts pan back in
>elevates the flavor
>takes pan out
THAT BEAUTIFUL... GRILLED CHEESE
>burnt bread
>cheese still hasn't melted
BEAUTIFUL
>back in the kitchen
THE CHEESE HAS MELTED
>cheese can't be seen on screen
>taps knife against board
AND THIS...
>tries to cut the sandwich
CRISPY
>struggles to cut through the sandwich
>involves both his hands
>reveals cross section
BEAUTIFUL
>cheese hasn't melted at all
OH MY GOODNESS ME
>taps knife again
>slices grilled cheese halves into further halves desperate to find some evidence of melted cheese
OH MY GOD
>blows
>visibly struggles to take a bite
>chews
>shakes his head with contempt
OH MY GOD THAT IS INCREDIBLE
>struggles on another bite
WOW
SO GOOD
>ramsay buys a house in tasmania
>guitar solo

[Anonymous No.16590777]

>>16588074
Yeah....Mama Cherrie definitely acted like that because shes American. No other reason at all...

[Anonymous No.16590788]

>>16588074
you're right. the original The F Word from way back was kino AF but burgerbux earned in Vegas requires burger standards so that's where you lose things like quality and dignity.

[Anonymous No.16590790]

>>16590330
go ask on /x/
some people think gordon is a mason or has made use of occult rituals to maintain his success

[Anonymous No.16590808]

>>16590330
Just watch Kitchen Nightmares UK.
unironically has soul.

[Anonymous No.16590811]

>>16587581
>So eeeeer, I found this video on Youtube, right?
>>Oh god, hes been on the internt again...
>And there is this puffy-faced blone bloke init, right?
>>If he turns out to be a chimp I swear to god we are never doing this again.
>Apparently some chef fella from the telly, doin burgas and that.
>>Does he have big hairy arms, Karl?
>No, listen. He starts shoutin "ON" an "PIPIN HOT" at the food, right. Starts goin mental, knockin over pots and pans -
>>Karl, you must know thats rubbish. No real chef would be so clumsy and shout random words at food.
>So anyway. Then he starts throwin loads of salt at everythin, and 'e did it like nine times... which annoyed me. Like... do you need that much salt, know what I mean?
>>WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?! At no point would a chef season their food nine times! Were you watching a mental patient?
>So he put a bunch of salt at everything, right. And said that Stevie Wonda is comin over for lunch.
>>STEVIE WONDER?! I DON'T KNOW WHERE TO START!
>>LET HIM FINISH!!!
>Right, so he finishes the burga. And turns out... raw in the middle

[Anonymous No.16590812]

>>16588074
The one where he tried to help that scottish lass in Paris was kino

[Anonymous No.16590833]

>>16590811
I hope this is the only (You) you get, I just had to say that this is criminally unfunny and you should retire from posting

[Anonymous No.16590915]

>>16590833
>>16590811
better than the one posted before, imho

[Anonymous No.16591002]

>>16590737
I already know I'm gonna see this everywhere in two weeks

good job anon

[Anonymous No.16591007]

>>16590812
Dad was fucking infuriating to me, was he loaded or something and didn't care? He acted like it was his six year old saying she didn't want to be on a youth soccer team or some shit, not his grown daughter throwing away the perfect setup for a business.

[Anonymous No.16591012]

>>16590777
I know you're saying it's because she's black but hilariously the black restaurants in the American show had the least screeching.

[Anonymous No.16591044]

What is genuinely wrong with him now

[Anonymous No.16591111]

>>16587575
Gordon Ramsoy

[Anonymous No.16591196]

>>16587913
Imagine being a celebrity and you can't even keep your circumcision status a secret. People demand to know if you have a foreskin or not. Fucking weird, dude.

[Anonymous No.16591204]

>>16591196
m8 r u fuckin retarded

[Anonymous No.16591205]

>>16587913

Verified by Snopes.

[Anonymous No.16591223]

>>16591204
Fuck off schlomo

[Anonymous No.16591285]

>>16588103
he is clearly trying to suggest it is too big to even eat, not that eating it would be a suboptimal experience.

[Anonymous No.16591322]

>>16588450
modern gordon is a tv chef who makes stuff home cooks want to try. it's not just about looking good for the camera but about being the right combination of easy, gimmicky and inoffensive.

jamie oliver does it a hell of a lot better IMO

[Anonymous No.16591356]

>>16591322
Jamie Oliver ruined his reputation with his school lunch shit.

[Anonymous No.16591362]

>>16589340
mate at least do something fun and which doesn't stop you eating

[Anonymous No.16591386]

>>16591356
Only millennials give a fuck about that because they unironically miss fucking turkey twizzlers. I was just glad he finally made school dinners taste better.
He's still an abysmally shitty cook with a horrible persona though.

[Anonymous No.16591440]

>>16591356
Jamie Oliver somehow manages to be an even bigger faggot than Bourdain. At least Bourdain had the decency to take himself out of the gene pool.

[Anonymous No.16591456]

>>16591440
>That comeback Guy Fieri gave Bourdain after Bourdain kept mocking him for no fucking reason
Bourdain is a hack who did nothing but subtly try to mock every experience he had and then steal it to "make it better"

[Anonymous No.16591503]

>>16588569
kekd

[Anonymous No.16591516]

Reminder that he crucifies anyone who uses frozen food in their restaurant but all of his non Michelin starred places use it extensively and he defends it by saying "it's what everyone else does"

[Anonymous No.16591539]

>>16591516
He learnt so much more from all his time on the road in shit restaurants and parlaying with trash culture than they ever learnt from him, that's the irony, it's not that he's a hypocrite, but that he's a great learner.

[Anonymous No.16591567]

>>16591539
He always has the places making the same kind of food, regardless of whether or not it fits the area or makes economic sense. He's genuinely not good at the business or marketing part of it, compare him to someone like Jon Taffer who designs things so they actually work.

[Anonymous No.16591573]

>>16591456
>mayo-infused broth
huh? is this culinary ignorance on my part or does that not make any sense at all

[Anonymous No.16591584]

>>16591567
I'd be sceptical about how much work he's done on anything in the last 10 years. Seems like for his youtube channel he just shows up coked up and says beautiful and literally a lot and goes along with whatever. I can't imagine he'd actually plan business ventures.

[Anonymous No.16591592]

>>16591573
White people bad meanwhile he is making this

[Anonymous No.16591593]

>>16591584
Literally what is the point in being coked up publicly
It lasts so little time why not just not be coked up for five minutes

[Anonymous No.16591598]

>>16591584
He always has liked the acting part of it and genuinely cares about cooking. I just think he lets everyone else handle the business end of things and book him on whatever. He enjoys it because he gets to be in front of a camera and cook, even if it is silly stuff/shilling something.

[Anonymous No.16591604]

>>16591592

[Anonymous No.16591605]

>>16591573
That's the point, it's a shitty attempt at improving a marginalised culture's food while not really understanding what makes it good in the first place. You do see this shit happen quite a lot when a retard wants to hop on the latest trend but doesn't understand why it became a trend to begin with.
Good fusion is good, bad fusion is a moral failing.

[Anonymous No.16591607]

>>16591604
You don't like diarrhea and green beans with seaweed over rice?

[Anonymous No.16591622]

>>16591598
oh yeah
i'm not hating
gordon escape a massive trap, whereas his mentor marco always felt insecure about being a working class kid and trying to ascend to a cultural elite, gordon is just a lad, became a master, and returns to his lad ways, he's honest, and the garbage buisiness empire that exists around him is just purely fuck it

even him burning bread and making strange sandwiches is based, the craft always shines thorugh, you always see some of that chef under the memes. I genuinely think he must be a nice guy.

[Anonymous No.16591624]

>>16591605
no, what i mean is, how can you infuse mayo into a broth? it just sounds like a nonsense thing to write to me. like something someone who doesn't know how to cook would write. correct me if i'm wrong.

[Anonymous No.16591626]

>>16591624
you're not wrong

[Anonymous No.16591628]

>>16591605
Hilariously, Gordon Ramsay did this with an "Asian" restaurant he opened that had the admitted theme of an opium den and not a single Asian of any ethnicity in the kitchen. Despite Ramsay knowing tons of authentic chefs. And then his business manager called anyone who said it was shit racist because his Japanese wife liked the food. It did get better, now it actually has stuff like donburi and rolls but before it was "hurr I put miso on the chop, now it's Asian"

[Anonymous No.16591643]

>>16591628
I feel like we're almost at the point where whitebois nonspecifically appropriating asian food is fine

because it's almost got all of the respect it deserves (a lot)
like, what vaguely cultured white people don't both love asian food, and thing legit asian restaurants are fantastic?

The whole issue with cultural appropriation of it used to be that whitebois bullied asians in school and said their food was gross and legit asian food didn't get the recognition it deserved, but isn't that not really true now? If it's all about a power dynamic I would argue asian food and asian chefs now basically have that power.

[Anonymous No.16591665]

>>16591643
And honestly, if you are bringing stinky food to lunch as a child it isn't a race thing, you just are being inconsiderate. Sinigang does have a smell that would not be appealing in a cafeteria, especially if it has fish in it.

[Anonymous No.16591679]

>>16591643
Despite what the white victim complex circlejerk may tell you, accusations of cultural appropriation are not all the same, in general when there's genuine outrage (not just a random nobody from twatter with 50 followers that ben shapiro hunted down to push his tortured logic), it's because someone is doing something plainly disrespectful

What is "disrespectful"? Like "what is obscenity" there's no single definition that everyone will agree on, but a good example is picrel

[Anonymous No.16591681]

>>16591665
nah man. In school I witnessed some cruel bullying of asian kids and their food for being wierd in the late 90s- early 00s

It wasn't like that.

I can actually understand why asians would be butthurt about it i just think we're moving past it but maybe even that is delusional and it's just me not hanging out with a wide subset of literal children.

[Anonymous No.16591688]

>>16591679
whats wrong with picrel?

[Anonymous No.16591692]

>>16591679
I'm not trying to defend demonstrably ridiculous shit like what I assume that is from that pic and don't care to look into.

I mean like, kimchi as an ingredient on a western chef's menu for example. Many people dislike that, for reasons which have a lot of cultural weight and are in many ways fair.

[Anonymous No.16591719]

>>16591688
Her husband's name is Lee so they deliberately called it Lucky Lee's to make it sound like there was a Chink involved. They also made a big deal out of how clean their food was as opposed to normal Chinese food lmao

[Anonymous No.16591720]

Kek, I think he's seen the critisim of his grill cheese video, because of how much he emphasises that the cheese really is melted here

[Anonymous No.16591729]

>>16591720
but he overcooks the SHIT out of his pork to make it melt and it doesn't address the core issue that a HUGE solid chunk of cheese will take ages to melt like grate that shit son jesus fucking christ it's like he's not even making food to eat why doesn't he eat some at the end

[Anonymous No.16591733]

>>16591719
>Her husband's name is Lee so they deliberately called it Lucky Lee's to make it sound like there was a Chink involved.

Really? I would have assumed it was Southern food, a pretty bold business venture in the dark heart of Yankee territory.

[Anonymous No.16591737]

>>16591733
Well you must be retarded then because I'm not even American and I got what they were going for.

[Anonymous No.16591739]

>>16591681
Damn, that sucks but yeah good to see it has changed

[Anonymous No.16591744]

i had to check the op because i forgot for a second what thread i was in due to fucking racial resentment politics out of nowhere
fucking hell am i glad i don't live in a mixed country like america so i don't have to deal with everyone always being at each others' throats all the time

[Anonymous No.16591747]

>>16591729
>it's like he's not even making food
Bingo

[Anonymous No.16591748]

>>16591744
say what country then retard

[Anonymous No.16591752]

>>16591748
montenegro

[Anonymous No.16591757]

>>16587575
>slice the bread in half beautifully
*slices in half*
>Beautiful

how can you not like this guy

[Anonymous No.16591781]

>>16591719
so its okay to have mexicans cooking asian food as long as the owner is asian.

[Anonymous No.16591815]

>>16591781
The point is when you see someone on social media fixating on a single factor like the race of the person doing the cooking and deliberately ignoring the wider context, you can safely assume they have an agenda

[Anonymous No.16591827]

>>16591752
>negro in name
Doubt.jpg

[Anonymous No.16591853]

>>16591781
This must be a lot more common than I thought it was.

[Anonymous No.16591867]

Kids used to make fun of me for bringing chicken salad to school, which is one of the most stereotypically white foods imaginable. I don't doubt that Asian kids got made fun of more often for food they brought but it's pretty much a universal experience I think and the fixation on it that so many people have as adults is bizarre to me. Maybe it's just grasping at straws by a group that's generally pretty well-assimilated and doesn't actually face very much racism.

[Anonymous No.16591877]

>>16591867
>racism isn't real, let me tell you what it's like to be you
Sounds about white, let me guess morgan freeman is your favorite black actor?

[Anonymous No.16591891]

RIGHT

[Anonymous No.16591897]

>>16591877
It must have been so hard for you to be made fun of in elementary school.

[Anonymous No.16591907]

>>16591877
if they dont like living in a white country they can fuck off back home to asia.

[Anonymous No.16591910]

>>16591897
My elementary school was majority asian, so no, that wasn't really an issue for me. It was white kids that got bullied. By your logic, they weren't REALLY getting bullied because it wasn't an issue that affected me

[Anonymous No.16591920]

>>16591907
>a white country
I live in the US, so it's ok, your concern doesn't apply to me

[Anonymous No.16591923]

Ah yes, diversity at its finest.

[Anonymous No.16591934]

>>16591920
the U.S is in principle a white country.
like european countries it was founded by and for white people.

[Anonymous No.16591942]

>>16587699
Doesn't look like it

[Anonymous No.16591943]

>>16591934
I believe "was" is the word you were looking for

[Anonymous No.16591954]

justin should be sacked.
gets given an instruction that he ignores/ doesnt hear, then replies "im not your daughter" and gives loads of attitude.
plus he has that classic soy american numale voice where they arent gay but sound like a huge faggot

[Anonymous No.16591983]

>>16591592
Is chik-fil-a a Filipino restuarant?

[Anonymous No.16591996]

>>16591781
No, it's okay to have anyone cooking Asian food so long as they're genuinely knowledgeable and passionate about the cuisine. My friend works for a restaurant called House of Fu which was set up by a white guy who'd spent ten years in Japan being a /ck/ megaweeb, learning everything he could about ramen. Then he came to the UK and set up a restaurant with attention to detail like making sure all the sake complements the ramen, making their own kombucha because they can, getting some specialist noodle dough maker to make a specific kind of dough for them, and generally caring about the food. That's fine. Nobody on Earth is gonna accuse him of cultural appropriation. It's when you do shit like shit-talk lo mein and imply Chinese food is all unclean and deliberately pretend your husband is Chinese and USE OLIVE OIL INSTEAD OF NEUTRAL OILS WHICH CAN ACTUALLY WITHSTAND WOK TEMPERATURES that you get shat on.

[Anonymous No.16592040]

>>16591910
You've imputed a completely different argument on to me. You're arguing against yourself.

[Anonymous No.16592044]

>>16591996
Shutup chang noone cares about your gutter oil.

[Anonymous No.16592071]

>>16592040
>>16592044
Nu-uh, no U! We wuz founding fathers n sheeit!

[Anonymous No.16592098]

>>16588171
Of all people Gordon has to start doing this shit

[Anonymous No.16592143]

>>16591996
but its ok for clueless asians to run western restaurants in asia called Pizza Roma?

[Anonymous No.16592149]

>>16588215
yes, unlike a sexless incel like you

[Anonymous No.16592161]

>>16592149
Do you realize you just admitted to having fag sex with another man?

[Anonymous No.16592174]

>>16591456
Why does this art style remind me of porn?

[Anonymous No.16592179]

>>16592143
No, that shit's embarrassing as fuck, and I always say so whenever the girl I'm dating wants to go there.

[Anonymous No.16592229]

>>16592174
Please don't imply that he has drawn porn.

[Anonymous No.16592277]

>>16591456
>this whole comic
What a fucking cope. No one likes filipino food.

[Anonymous No.16592280]

>>16591605
MARGINALISED
MARGINALIIIIIIISED

[Anonymous No.16592284]

>>16591681
Asian food is delicious, but in a small cafeteria or classroom setting, you really shouldn't bring stuff that has a strong smell. That's why wypipo bring sandwiches and shit. While bringing smelly food might be OK when everyone does it, it's pretty inconsiderate in America when all the white kids' parents are packing non offensive food on purpose.

[Anonymous No.16592294]

>>16590811
based xfm listener

[Anonymous No.16592296]

>>16592284
>kid smells like they don’t wipe their ass plus severe body odor and animal shit
>brings food that is even more puntean plus looks like it could actually be fecal matter
>why are white people so intolerant they didn’t even bathe until the negro es taught them to use soap

[Anonymous No.16592377]

>>16591007
It seems like the daughter was just a dead fucking end.
She ended up becoming a prostitute no lie.

[Anonymous No.16592437]

>>16592377
Still he didn't seem to care all that much. Reminds me of how the wife in the Sebastian's episode of the USA version acted

[Anonymous No.16592438]

>>16587575
I was going to quit smoking but I've gotta roll a quick one to calm myself down

[Anonymous No.16592567]

>>16591954
Agree, he should be put back in his place

[Anonymous No.16592579]

>>16587665
>Christ, Ramsey. You’re already well off. No need to trot out the soyface for the algoriddims, eh?
This.

>>16588315
It's gotten to the point where I won't click on soyface thumbnails either.

[Anonymous No.16592642]

>>16592579
>>16588315
But bigclive does it ironically and comments in the video about it. You should still watch him.

[Anonymous No.16592821]

>>16592642
The sad part is that the algorithm caught him and his soyface thumbnail videos have way more views

[Anonymous No.16594160]

>>16590811
Kek based

[Anonymous No.16594204]

>>16587575
>grown man
>doing basedboy face
Disgusting

[Anonymous No.16594751]

>>16587913
Idk Gordon Ramsay looks like someone who hates Jews with a passion

[Anonymous No.16595346]

>>16592284
Unless one is cooking curry, what common asian food would smell strongly?

[Anonymous No.16595349]

>>16587581
I don't get this meme because it's blatantly obvious the one he's giving shit about doesn't fit in the bun.

[Anonymous No.16595352]

>>16594204

It's a great to to hide jowl wrinkles.

[Anonymous No.16595400]

KIMCHI IN A FUCKING GRILLED CHEESE SANDWICH??

[Anonymous No.16595427]

Who wins:
GorroG or Noddon?

[Anonymous No.16595434]

>>16595346
Basically everything? Most white dishes are the same way. Shit gets stinky living in a thermos all day and being cracked open at lunch.

[Anonymous No.16595457]

imagine being the intern that has to fetch coke for Mr Ramsay

[Anonymous No.16595532]

>>16591910
Seethe bugman

[Anonymous No.16595593]

>>16591897
Anon I've only just started recovering from how much it fucked me up to get bullied in primary school. They're your formative years.

[Anonymous No.16595600]

>>16595593
You probably had more than "your food fucking reeks dude"

[Anonymous No.16595601]

>>16595600
Yes, but people who got teased for their food probably got more than getting teased for their food.

[Anonymous No.16595605]

>>16595601
You can't trust anything Josh Luna says about his own experiences, he's known to lie and exaggerate (ex when he said his brother was abusive for having a contract with him that gave him less money than his brother, ignoring the fact it was because he produced more and did all of the negotiations and marketing)

[Anonymous No.16595623]

>>16595605
Okay, so what? Now we've gone from "oh boo hoo getting teased for your food must have been so hard" to "actually it didn't happen"?

[Anonymous No.16595630]

>>16595623
Get over getting teased for your food. Kids are jerks. You're mentally ill if you still let it get to you two plus decades later.

[Anonymous No.16595635]

>>16595630
Like I said, that's just one of a bunch of things kids will bully you for. And no, you can't tell people to just get over bullying, it fucks you up and is obviously something which should be tackled. It just feels like you don't wanna think about it for som reason.

[Anonymous No.16595651]

>we went from discussing gordon's video to racial grievances and political shitposting to discussions of elementary school bullying
jesus christ just pack it in, delete everything, it's over, the internet was a mistake

[Anonymous No.16595653]

>>16595651
It's a boring video of Gordon being a hypocrite again. If he were served this sandwich by someone else he'd go absolutely apeshit.

[Anonymous No.16595701]

Gordon is hot. It's impressive he's managed to maintain his health reactively well.

The sandwich isn't authentic at all but that's to be expected. Honestly he should just stick with British and Indian cuisine instead of pretending to be a jack of all trades.

[Anonymous No.16595718]

>>16595701
He always looks so uncomfortable when he goes out of his comfort zone on this stuff, in his travel shows he barely cooks and just lets everyone else do it

[Anonymous No.16595763]

>>16595701
My sweet little whorish Gordon I did as you told me, you dirty little chef, and pulled myself off twice when I read your recipe. I am delighted to see that you do like being fucked arseways. Yes, now I can remember that night when I fucked you for so long backwards. It was the dirtiest fucking I ever gave you, darling. My prick was stuck in you for hours, fucking in and out under your upturned rump. I felt your fat sweaty buttocks under my belly and saw your flushed face and mad eyes. At every fuck I gave you your shameless tongue came bursting out through your lips and if a gave you a bigger stronger fuck than usual, fat dirty farts came spluttering out of your backside. You had an arse full of farts that night, Gordon, and I fucked them out of you, big fat fellows, long windy ones, quick little merry cracks and a lot of tiny little naughty farties ending in a long gush from your hole. It is wonderful to fuck a farting star chef when every fuck drives one out of him. I think I would know Gordon’s fart anywhere. I think I could pick his out in a kitchen full of farting chefs. It is a rather girlish noise not like the wet windy fart which I imagine fat waitress's have. It is sudden and dry and dirty like what a bold commis chef would let off in fun in an empty restaurant at night. I hope Gordon will let off no end of his farts in my face so that I may know their smell also.

[Anonymous No.16595803]

>>16591044
I never buy into obsessive loser hate on 4chan but in this specific case... seriously what the fuck? How do you not reshoot that?

[Anonymous No.16595809]

>>16595803
Some theorize that it was a joke he did to entertain his staff

[Anonymous No.16595816]

>>16591456
> picrel
Yeah that's called LEARNING. And as far as the bullied kid goes - he's clearly a fucking loser and that's what they get. In middle school and in life.

[Anonymous No.16595818]

>>16595809
Clearly wrong since guess what: it GOT TO TELLY

[Anonymous No.16595846]

>>16591044
>that second cut he makes, desperately looking for signs of melted cheese
kino moment

[Anonymous No.16595871]

>>16595701
He's hot, famous, charming with a big loving family

Meanwhile Marco is a mess and forced to sell Knorr products to pay his alimony. Gordon ended up on top and it makes this board seethe lol

[Anonymous No.16595893]

>>16587575
>7:02 mark
>PAN DOWN PAN DOWN PAN DOWN
>"I'm not your daughter"
hahahahahahaha Gordon is fucking losing it.
Is he taking drugs or just a neurotic dickhead?

[Anonymous No.16595908]

>>16592229
Wouldn't surprise me, he's Asian after all

[Anonymous No.16595918]

>>16591456
Wypeepo be stearen dey foo

[Anonymous No.16595973]

>>16590737
quick beard & glasses edit

[Anonymous No.16595985]

>>16595427
the one on the right looks almost exactly like this >>16587937

[Anonymous No.16596014]

>>16591456
Why does the Flip even want to eat some shitty whitey's version of his own cuisine?? Why not just eat at superior real Filippino restaurants??

[Anonymous No.16596017]

>>16590737
>>16595973
/qa/ is way ahead of you

[Anonymous No.16596046]

>>16596014
What Filipino restaurants? Any non fusion one would go out of business because their food is terrible.

[Anonymous No.16596187]

>>16587575
why does he do it? narcissism? to get the opportunity to be away from his wife and fuck other women?

[Anonymous No.16596419]

>>16589340
You dont have to be rich to do speed all day, every day. I wouldnt recommend it though

[Anonymous No.16596427]

>>16596014
presumably because he doesn’t like filipino food

[Anonymous No.16596514]

>>16596187
Why he travels? Probably because it's fun to see the world. He can do whatever he wants at this point

[Anonymous No.16596533]

>>16588340
>fucking cumguzzler
why are you talking about your mom like that?

[Anonymous No.16596541]

>>16592437
I WANT TO START A FRANCHISE

[Anonymous No.16596542]

>>16587575
>you live to see gordon devolve into making EPIC SANDWICH videos while making the soyface

[Anonymous No.16596544]

>>16595349
Cut it in half like he does with his own monstrosity maybe?

[Anonymous No.16596558]

>>16596541
Basic concept is okay but he made it too complicated, and it should be a fast casual place not a restaurant.

[Anonymous No.16596567]

>>16591456
>josh luna
more like josh lunatic. I dont even know what point this webcomic is trying to make. whites are stealing they food and bastardizing it but flips still want to eat there and get rejected?
also what actual psycho signs their shitty webcomic twice?

[Anonymous No.16596586]

>>16591567
taffer is a businessman, not a chef, so its obvious hes gonna be better at the making money side of business.

Also in taffers show hes mostly telling the bar owners obvious shit like to just stop acting like white trash fucks and pouring a bottle of free shots every hour.
Gordon mostly focuses on shitty food but thats usually 1 of many problems with the places he goes to

[Anonymous No.16596590]

>>16596567
He's afraid of people stealing it, now he went on some rant about how an Chinese-American b
writer stole his story about the Mulan reboot and told him he shouldn't write about this because he's not Chinese. Also he knows about edits on 4chan but thinks it's all Nazi stuff vs mocking him personally.

[Anonymous No.16596595]

>>16596567
my guess is that both panels were supposed to be their own comic but they looked too unhinged and schizophrenic on their own

[Anonymous No.16596601]

>>16596595
No, it's together

[Anonymous No.16596834]

>>16596590
Somebody just needs to ravage his boypussy so he'll stop being so whiny.

[Anonymous No.16596860]

>>16587581
>>16587699
In Season 15 of Hell's Kitchen, there is an episode where Gordon yells at someone for making a grilled cheese that is burnt on the outside and the cheese is not melted. Never forget

[Anonymous No.16596882]

>>16591285
not true. gordon ramsay knows for sure that you eat a burger with small bites regardless of the size of the patty.

[Anonymous No.16596978]

>>16596590
>makes himself beautiful
>makes all the white people look silly and ugly as fuck
A common theme in minority comics

[Anonymous No.16597234]

>>16596978
He looks nothing like that IRL, just an average Asian guy with bags under his eyes and wrinkles. He draws himself like an Aryan God with almond shaped eyes.

[Anonymous No.16597248]

>>16588103
this post is a deadly combination of autism and retardation. I think I might need to quarantine after reading it.

[Anonymous No.16597262]

>>16596017
I was about to say that you need to change his name to Chef Ramsoy and then I read it again and saw that somebody already beat me to it, kek

[Anonymous No.16597283]

>>16596017
I hate the face on the roach, good job Anon