/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.16582565]

What's the worst food you know of?

Pic very related

[Anonymous No.16582632]

That's just rice with female pheromones. At least they don't soak eggs in little boy piss like chinks do.

[Anonymous No.16582683]

in this case OP I think it does matter that youre gay, who doesnt want to eat pussy rice?

[Anonymous No.16582707]

>>16582565
>he doesn't want a woman to be so infatuated with him she attempts culinary pussy voodoo to enchant him
Man, being such a chad/faggot must be awesome. I'm constantly thinking about women and how lonely I am. I would literally murder you if it meant a woman would pursue me like that.

[Anonymous No.16582716]

>>16582707
We do have female cops now bruh, don't let your dreams be dreams.

[Anonymous No.16582798]

The elvis sandwich. peanut butter, banana, and bacon, fried in butter

Tastes like shit, low nutritional value, and insanely caloric. Literal suicide fuel.

[Anonymous No.16582841]

>>16582798
>sandwich named after a guy who died on the toilet is unhealthy
Woah what a shocker

[Anonymous No.16582901]

>>16582565
About 5 years ago I was down at a shore house with a freind of a friend (yes we were having gay sex and it wasn't just an excuse to go vacation down the shore) and he cooked breakfast one morning. He cooked his "famous peppers and eggs". Oh, they were famous, alright. Famously bad. He roughly cut up about 2 bell peppers and threw then in a cold pan with a chunk of butter. He cooked then for about 60 seconds and then dumped in about 4 beaten eggs and half a chopped onion. He cooked the eggs in a cold pan for about 30 seconds until they were about the consistency of snot and then he DRENCHED the entire mixture with Worcestershire and Tabasco. Like at least an entire cup of each. He then slapped them on a plate with underdone toast. So what I had was basically a plate of undercooked eggs with raw pepers and onions that taste like hot fish on warm bread. I got through about 2 bites before I covered the mess with the bread and sneakily dumped it into the trash.

[Anonymous No.16582925]

>>16582901
When did we have gay sex I don't remember you

[Anonymous No.16582934]

>>16582901
Should’ve beat his ass

[Anonymous No.16582968]

>>16582901
That's what you get for having gay sex outside of marriage

[Anonymous No.16583741]

>>16582901
Cool story but why did you feel the need to divulge your gay sex

[Anonymous No.16583748]

>>16582901
Did you fuck his ass out of spite afterward?

[Anonymous No.16584074]

>>16583741
Gays have no identity of their own so they feel the needs to fill that void with ostentatious outwards declarations of their private sexual proclivities. Hell, even all their personalities and mannersisms are just lifted from old aristocracy and black women.

[Anonymous No.16584091]

>>16582683
i'd eat pussy rice.
worst food? gotta be pickled plums. they taste like disappointment.

[Anonymous No.16584139]

>>16582565
>What's the worst food you know of?
That doesn't sound bad at all, some cute little pink-nipped blonde or something making me some sweat rice would be great

[Anonymous No.16584195]

>cooking with bodily fluids
This reminds me of my autistic childhood. I found dad's porn stash when I was like 7 and it certainly fucked me up development-wise without me realizing it until later, especially since dad had things like women getting fucked by dogs. Anyways, it gave me a very dirty mind, which I didn't share with others, but I was a rotten mess internally. I had a very attractive aunt (not blood), and I remember being no older than 10 and just sitting at our dinner table eating hot dogs. I would be imagining my hot aunt, squatting naked, using a hot dog as a dildo, that hot dog being the one I was eating. Since my mom would boil hot dogs instead of grill them or do it in a pan, I would imagine the barely noticably moist exterior was because... well, you know. For about a year, I would eat hot dogs this way while secretly popping a boner at a dinner table with 5 other people.

[Anonymous No.16584230]

>>16584195
this is very hot

[Anonymous No.16584244]

>>16582683
depending on whose making it, it might even come out like natto rice

[Anonymous No.16584288]

>>16584074

[Anonymous No.16584554]

>>16584074
Neat thing to say in a thread about two straight people sweating onto rice together

[Anonymous No.16584908]

>>16582565
>ALL CULTURES ARE EQUALLY VALID!!!

[Anonymous No.16584919]

>>16582565
>backwards culture of island savages has gross food
no, really?

[Anonymous No.16584957]

>>16584908
prancing la-la faggot boy

[Anonymous No.16584979]

Don't eat the spaghetti from a woman either.

[Anonymous No.16584986]

>>16582798

It's actually called the "fools gold loaf" and it's a hollowed out French bread filled with peanut butter and jelly, bananas and a whole pound of bacon.

[Anonymous No.16584988]

>>16582901
Wouldn’t mind this as a pasta
>>16584195
Really wouldn’t mind this as a pasta
Good thread lads

[Anonymous No.16584995]

>>16584554
Blame the faggot for inserting his sexuality into the thread unprompted.

[Anonymous No.16584998]

>>16584986
Fool's Gold sandwich has no bananas in it, that was an Elvis thing

[Anonymous No.16585046]

>>16583741
Because I was trying to be funny but I forgot I'm retarded.

[Anonymous No.16585057]

>>16582707
>Killing a man to acquire a woman with Caribbean pussy voodoo

Based beyond all comprehension

[Anonymous No.16585069]

>>16582901
>Won't eat all the eggs
>Will swallow man gravy

What the fuck is wrong with you?

[Anonymous No.16585077]

>>16582901
I just can tell you were the bottom and you probably like dressing up like a woman

[Anonymous No.16585081]

>>16582565
Panty tea

[Anonymous No.16585146]

>>16582841
Well its not his fault his body went haywire. He died of a disease unknown at the time

[Anonymous No.16585153]

>>16582707
if a woman wants to fuck, she makes it very obvious. when she does, you simply fuck her. you don't need to eat her unwashed asscrack sweat in rice for this to happen.

[Anonymous No.16585189]

>>16582707
Only fat chicks have to do this

[Anonymous No.16585279]

>>16584195
Are you still acoustic?

[Anonymous No.16585284]

>>16585153
The ass rice isn't for fucking it's for relationships, dumbasd.

[Anonymous No.16585289]

>>16585284
Women only ever want one thing and that's fucking. They're sick.

[Anonymous No.16585306]

Those eggs from some SEA country where it's fertilised baby chicks inside, forgot what it's called.

[Anonymous No.16585310]

>>16585279
I actually turned out fine as far as being a functional member of society but sexually I'm a bit, how would you say, non-conventional. That old idea doesn't turn me on anymore, it seems kinda gross if anything. Now my basic go-to fetishes are ryona/guro, impregnation, chicks getting fucked by animals (3D actually fucking sucks for this IMO, 2D I better), and the idea of fucking a tranny/trap/femboy silly while their dad is chained to a chair and forced to watch.

[Anonymous No.16585322]

>>16585310

[Anonymous No.16585345]

>>16585306
Balut

[Anonymous No.16585369]

>>16585306
Tried the duck version and loved it.

[Anonymous No.16585378]

>>16582565
Bread and butter pickles are one of the most vile things to have ever existed. Literally gagged the first time a took a bite out of one.

[Anonymous No.16585388]

>>16584986
No the fools gold is a different sandwich with no bananas. The sandwich affectionately known as an "elvis" is and this is very important a FRIED peanut butter and jelly, bacon, banana sandwich

[Anonymous No.16585389]

>>16585310
>I turned out fine

[Anonymous No.16585568]

>>16585310
>and the idea of fucking a tranny/trap/femboy silly while their dad is chained to a chair and forced to watch.

[Anonymous No.16585578]

>>16582901
>anime picture
>btw did you know we had gay sex :^}
It's not a connection you can unsee
Burn all animefags

[Anonymous No.16585746]

>>16585578
Don't worry, anon. You'll turn 18 soon enough.

[Anonymous No.16585758]

>>16585746
>implying liking cartoons and comics with retarded plot is mature
Right back at you, buddy. How's your fuckpillow doing?