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16569921 No.16569921[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

There's a gun to your head and they're making you pick a /ck/ YouTube channel to take over RIGHT NOW!

Options:
Now that you have chosen your channel, you can choose ONE of the following perks.

1. The original talent of the Youtube channel will now be your personal chef. This guarantees you 3 free and tasty meals for the REST OF YOUR LIFE.

BUT, you cannot tell them what to make, you just have to make do with what they choose, even if it's shit, you have to eat it.

2. You will get x3 revenue from that channels videos that has ever been made, and any they make in future. Their views will increase two-fold.
Essentially free money which you can choose to invest in and be set for life.

BUT, if they stop making videos, you're reliant totally on whatever video library remains.

3. If they have a wife, you are allowed to fuck her whenever you want and she becomes x2 more attractive (a 4/10 becomes an 8/10 etc). Guaranteeing you free sex for the rest of your life. She does not age and will not die before you.
She cannot say no.

BUT, if you use her more than three times a week she becomes unhappy, immediately divorces you and takes half your money.

4. You become your chosen /ck/ youtube personality, and all of the above is yours, however you keep your mind, meaning, you no longer have any of their skills (you can't make the food they can make), none of their skills or personality.
You are just inhabiting their body and livelihood etc.
If you choose a female chef, this means their husband will get to fuck you. You can say no, but like... he'll be mad.


Choose wisely.

For me, it's Babish, Option 2. I dont need a chef or a fucktoy.

>> No.16569941

>>16569921
have sex, you weird fuck

>> No.16569944

jokes on you i could never have sex more than 3x a weak because i'm a low test beta cuck soi boi who's out of commission for at least a week after busting a nut LOL
but otherwise, daddy jack and #1

>> No.16569946

what the fuck

>> No.16569959
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16569959

I pick Kent Rollins option 1 and have him also tell me cowboy stories while I eat. I should also ask him to tell me how he manages not to be a fatass with all the lard and butter that make the bulk of the dishes he makes.

>> No.16569972

>>16569959
>tell me how he manages not to be a fatass

He spends a lot of time doing cardio (heavy breathing, elevated heart rate) at Ram Ranch.

>> No.16569986

>>16569921
I take the bullet

>> No.16570030

>>16569921
for me, it's weissman. i'll take his views and money.

fuck the other options i can fuck my own wife

>> No.16570352

>>16569921
The Chinese lady who cooks all the eggs. Option 2.

>> No.16570453

>>16569921
So is he a tranette now?
What's the point after you have gone bald? Like, if you could at least save your hair by becoming a tranny I would get that. But I don't think he can save it by now

>> No.16570474

>>16570453
It’s better to be bald than a hormonally unbalanced mental patient

>> No.16570535

>>16570474
Cope baldy

>> No.16570582

>>16570030
Me too I think he's not reached peak popularity yet, plus he seems driven enough to be a passive cash cow without having to bring out the electro prod too often

>> No.16570716

>>16570453
>>16570535
cope baldy your hormone pills aren't covering up that wispy set of strands you call hair.

>> No.16570745

>only 3 meals for the rest of your life

sounds like a bad deal anon

>> No.16571023

>>16570745
are you seriously going to turn down 3 hot meals anon?

we live in a society

>> No.16571034

>>16569921
This is the dumbest thread I've ever seen.

>> No.16571035

>>16569959
His wife sounds like she's cute, too

>> No.16571200

>>16571034
explain your reasoning. 0/10

>> No.16571795
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>>16569921
is babsih transgender now
what's with all the painted nails shit

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>>16569921
>Binging with babish

>> No.16571811

cooking alone

>> No.16571900

>>16569921
French Cooking Academy. Why? I win both ways. I already can cook everything he cooks and do so often, the other option is free French meals three times a day of things I already make and enjoy on the regular.

>> No.16571908

I'm taking all of Weissman's money. I'd like it if Brian Lagerstrom became my personal chef but stealing from kikeman is too good to pass up

>> No.16571913

https://youtube.com/user/ChefMichelDumas

No idea what his wife looks like

>> No.16571927

>>16569921
I take Chef John as my personal chef so I can hang out with him.

>> No.16571978
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16571978

>>16569921
I don't really mind if Maangchi's husband is mad at me. I think I can take him in a fight.

>> No.16572361

>>16569941
kek

>> No.16572375

>>16569921
How are you guys the side that prides itself in "not being triggered/emotional" but then have a mental breakdown when a guy paints his nails?

>> No.16572376

>>16569921
>she becomes x2 more attractive (a 4/10 becomes an 8/10 etc).

Ok but what would a 6/10 become?

>> No.16572377 [DELETED] 

Hey, you fucking incel shit. If you had actually had any kind of human contact in the last, idk, 60 years, you'd know that men painting their nails black is completely common among rock/metal circles. In fact the men who do this not only are more likely than not straight but they're also some of the toughest people you could ever meet, men who'd make all your fucking teeth fly off your nasty mouth with a single punch, you creepy little faggot.

>> No.16572384

>>16572375
>Everyone on 4chan is the same person

Where did the OP say anything about priding himself in “not being triggered/emotional”?

>> No.16572552

>>16572376
12/10 retard

>> No.16572780

>>16569959
Butter and lard don't make you a fatass, refined carbs do, and you can be healthy and thin eating refined carbs too, you just need to have an active life tyle and not overeat (it's harder not to overeat when you eat refined carbs which is why most people noadays are obese).

>> No.16572799

>>16571978
Ywn have a Korean milf massage your package like she washes raw chicken. Why even live?

>> No.16572837

>>16572376
>>16572552
Thinking about this some more, it would make more sense if instead of doubling the number you cut the difference from 10 in half. With a 4/10 the difference is 6, so cut it in half to 3 and the rating becomes 7/10. With a 6/10 the difference is 4, so cut it in half to 2 and the rating becomes 8/10. Etc

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16572933

Option 4 please

>> No.16572942

>>16569921
Hehe trenne no passo hehehe