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When will the doner kebab finally dominate America ?

>> No.16568062

Whenever they learn how to hang on to flying airplanes.

>> No.16568070

>>16568053
Yes. Minimum 8 million Muslim immigrants into America in the next three years. Hopefully more.

America and Europe will be taking an awful lot of refugee's in the next few years.

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>>16568062
soon

>> No.16568085

>>16568053
I fucking hate kebabs so goddamn much.
they're literally food made for drunk plebeians.
I don't think this could ever catch on with all the great fast food options burgers already have. also fuck sandniggers and their food. couscous is gross and pukeworthy.

>> No.16568088

>>16568085
It's better than burgers and everyone knows this.

>> No.16568093

>>16568085
Get used to our food and our people. We are in need of a new home after your people destroyed ours. We are going to live together so be polite.

>> No.16568113

>>16568085
What the fuck do you mean you hate kebab, you hate seasoned grilled meat? How is that possible

>> No.16568124

>>16568113
>meat

>> No.16568131

>>16568124
?

>> No.16568132

>>16568113
how the hell is turkish rotary meat = grilled meat

>> No.16568133
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You guys have mexican food and we yuropoors have turkish food.
t. without taco flavored kisses

>> No.16568143

>>16568053
Latest news from /pol/ say (unironically) two weeks

>> No.16568145

>>16568124
>>16568131
I think anon was trying to make a joke about how kebab meat is not actual meat when in fact it is actual meat just prepared really fucking poorly on a gay rotary meat heater.
>>16568133
haha, I wish we could trade sandniggie run kebob shops for mexican taco cart, I really want to try a fish taco.

>> No.16568146

>>16568132
Open flame=grilling
Can't be this complicated to understand.

>> No.16568148

>>16568053
We already have burritos. Kebab places have opened near me but I don't think a single one has lasted more than a few years.

>>16568143
>/pol/
I might start browsing there again for a while, it must be a shitshow right now.

>> No.16568149

>>16568132
When I think kebab I think skewer. In us

>> No.16568152

>>16568133
So is turkey the Mexico of Europe?

>> No.16568155

>>16568152
pretty much but without the narco kartels.

>> No.16568156

>>16568132
You think it's spinning there to look funny or to spin-dry? It's spinning in a grill, being grilled from all sides. Then the crispy, tasty, well-grilled surface is cut off and served while meat deeper in gets exposed and starts grilling.

>> No.16568157

>>16568145
In the US if someone says they are getting me a kebab I expect meat chunks on a skewer, not a doner. You guys must call it kebab when it's gyro

>> No.16568174

>>16568157
this

>> No.16568176

>>16568093
Based

>> No.16568228

>>16568083
Did he survive the trip

>> No.16568229

>>16568053
That looks very good. I wish we had kebabs in Mexico

>> No.16568233

>>16568155
They have criminal family clans they keep exporting to Europe instead.

>> No.16568239

>>16568093
The local super power to you is Dubai or Saudi Arabia. So get fucked

>> No.16568242

>>16568085
>food made for drunk plebeians.
SOUL

>> No.16568292

>>16568157
Not really, doner kebab and gyros are two very similar dishes but they differ a bit, different spices, different serving, different sauce - eh, pierogi vs pelmeni or calzone vs pizza

>> No.16568361

>>16568085
try them out without sauce, its a totally different meal

>> No.16568370

>>16568053
When it will be renamed "Israeli Shawarma".

>> No.16568372

>>16568228
Nah he definately went a bit too deep down the rabbit hole.

>> No.16568395

>>16568053
we have shawarma and gyros which are the same thing. i think pizza-by-the-slice deals and gas station fried chicken hold a monopoly on our drunk food options

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rate my doner pizza

>> No.16568401

>>16568400
>processed foreskins

>> No.16568405

>>16568400
3/5 but i'd eat it

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>>16568233
It's mostly K*rds and they are morons. They used encrypted cell phones and talked openly about their crimes. What they didn't know is that the law enforcement could see all their chat logs.

>> No.16568411

>>16568053
Never, too many vegetables in them.

>> No.16568415

>>16568053
This place in my town serves the usual lamb cone on a rotating grill on mass-produced pita bread. BUT...the pickled onions and tzatziki they put on there is made fresh and is fucking amazing. You can order more toppings, but I always keep it to just those two (and the meat and pita, of course).

>> No.16568418

>>16568411
That's the good part, manchild.

>> No.16568434
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rate my kebab

>> No.16568436

used to get vertskebap when they had them open here in texas
miss them all the time

>> No.16568438

>>16568436
FUCK I MISS VERTS LIKE YOU CANT BELIEVE

>> No.16568463

>>16568438
really miss all the veggie options and the seasonal veggie blend. everything always tasted good i dont know how they fucked up their business model

>> No.16568479

>>16568418
You're missing the point, nugget.

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>>16568463
kebabalicious and The Kebab Shop are decent if you havent tried em

>> No.16568493

>>16568418
Are you retarded? He's not stating his opinion, he's answering a question. I can simultaneously love vegetables whilst acknowledging that a food might not catch on because it has too many vegetables for the intended demographic. Stop being a retard on the internet.

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no thank you, ill have a gyro

>> No.16568508

>>16568400
That's not Kebab meat, sorry...

>> No.16568538

>>16568493
>Stop being a retard on the internet.
this is a fight you can't win my friend

>> No.16568563

There's plenty of places on the coasts and in major cities, which means it'll be about ten years before they're popular in the flyovers. It's just how America works.

>> No.16568626

>>16568053
Kebab is just burnt ends with extra steps

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>>16568053
Kebab is the most overrated food on the planet. I don’t understand why it’s so popular among euros. I lived in europe for years and it was a popular food but every time I had it I wish I had gotten proper euro food instead.

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>>16568626

>> No.16568712

>>16568053
America (and Europe) doesn't seem to be to keen on sheep and especially goat meat. So never, probably

>> No.16568723

>>16568361
I will do that next time at a place that has good lamb kofte. didn't know no sauce is a thing.

>> No.16568724

>>16568093
The tablets won though. That's the country and mindset you want, so it's paradise.

>> No.16568733

>>16568053
We already have gyros, I'll take a cheeseburger over that most of the time

>> No.16568744

>>16568712
That's why döner in Germany is mostly veal or chicken and gyros pork.

>> No.16568758

>>16568093
welcome bro, sorry we fucked up your home, I would've stopped it if I could have. I hope you guys flourish here and you're treated well. let's all work hard together!

>> No.16568783

>>16568758
fag

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>>16568053
we have these in NYC but we also have greek people so we call them gyros even when talking to muslims

>> No.16568792

>>16568783
?

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>>16568758

>> No.16569861

>>16568408
Still more than enough of them around. Some of these clans aren't even families anymore, they are basically their own ethnic groups.

>> No.16569896

>>16568148
Mexican places open in europe all the time and few of them fail. Kebab meat is fun now and then but honestly mexican is superior.

>> No.16569924

>>16568085
Shut up, you insufferable faggot. You only want to claim you hate kebabs to be a contrarian. If you had what's in OP's image you'd devour the whole thing and don't even try to lie to me.

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>>16568053
>When will the doner kebab finally dominate America ?
Good luck trying. We already have delicious indigenous brown people food that is both popular and allows for pork.

>> No.16570010

all this shit about the middle east is making mexico look good
mexican food is great you guys can keep your exploding inbred pedophiles, we'll keep our smelly ugly slightly rapey lawn equipment

>> No.16570047

>>16568228
if he did then he deserves to stay
it looks like he got trapped in the landing gear door so i'm pretty sure he's dead

>> No.16570053

there are quite a few greek gyro places afaik. for a dish like doner kepap to dominate, it has to be based on local first wave immigrants, so i don't expect a takeover.

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Canadians have been undermining Muslim efforts by having their own version of a doner for years. We are ready for your non-greasy street-shitter food, goat fuckers

>> No.16570167

>>16568083
>*hl2 prop-collision noises*