/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.16562483]

>get eggs
>get super fucking cheap bag of rice
>get jug of soy
>get instant pot

>make rice and eggs in skillet with oil
>eat
>leftovers last 8 days
>repeat for every other period in the month
>...
>repeat
>add zucchini and squash
>completely surpasses even "Japanese restaurant" food
>repeat
>repeat
>repeat
>repeat for almost a year and save money too
Holy fuck, no one told me this was a fucking kino way to eat, holy fuck this shit is good, fuck fuck shit fuck nigger fuck shit. And why yes, I excercise you nigger. Holy fuck simple ingredients and skillets are so fucking juicy fuck shit fuck

[Anonymous No.16562492]

>>16562483
How the fuck you going to cook rice and eggs together? And I'm calling you out, you said instant pot and then went to skilly and then boast about better than Jap rstaurant food, you're lying so bad right now.

[Anonymous No.16562500]

>>16562492
the instant pot is to steam the rice you faggot
you cook rice and eggs by putting in steamed rice and a cracked egg

and it's so fucking good, just cover the egg in the rice, wait for the egg to cook, chop up shit, add soy then stir, then let the shit simmer

it's so fucking good I want to cum, fuck you and fuck your faggot brains

[Anonymous No.16562501]

>>16562492
maybe they make the rice in the instant-pot?

they're probably high

[Anonymous No.16562504]

>>16562500
What? Why not buy a rice cooker, you're so bad at lying and making shit up. How high are you right now retard? I'm not the only one viewing this thread calling you out. Just tell us what you took.

[Anonymous No.16562513]

>>16562504
I've had a shit experience with rice cookers, they always make the rice so squishy, puffy and soft
instant pot >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> everything else

[Anonymous No.16562543]

>>16562483
>no one told me this was a kino way to eat
you're literally eating 3rd world breakfast lmao, are you on amphetamines or something?

[Anonymous No.16562548]

>>16562513
Rinse rice, and use less water, also like mine kind of dry. Restaurants kind of let it sit out so it evaporates over time.

[Anonymous No.16562550]

>>16562500
oh you mean that rice and raw egg dish they eat for breakfast?

[Anonymous No.16562564]

>>16562513
you enjoy that shit bro, I personally love my rice with this combo on the side:
. chunks of chicken
. chinese shrooms
. bamboo slices
. plenty of soy sauce
That shit is amazing, you take a bit of rice and mix it with a bit of the chicken and the rest

[Anonymous No.16562576]

>>16562550
wait, nevermind, you just doing fried rice

[Anonymous No.16562580]

>>16562543
I guarantee you he popped some opiates or slammed or snorted H

[Anonymous No.16562586]

>no recipe
>no pictures
bring your drunk ass back tomorrow if you're serious

[Anonymous No.16562588]

man discovers fried rice

[Anonymous No.16562591]

>>16562576
More like he's doing narcotics

[Anonymous No.16562593]

>>16562591
it's hilarious, where are you guys getting that he is high from?

[Anonymous No.16562611]

>>16562593
You can't tell? Just try to get into the mindset of op, its evident their eyes are half shut and what they're typing seems like a breakthrough and fascinating thing they discovered. You wouldn't be indulging yourself maybe and don't see it, right?

[Anonymous No.16562641]

>>16562611
idk meth is super specific, why can't he be on some alcohol, way more common?

[Anonymous No.16562651]

>>16562641
not enough spelling errors for alcohol

[Anonymous No.16562660]

>>16562651
he truly appears to be energized in some way, maybe you guys are onto something, but you guys were very agressive, like "shut it down" kind of agressive, why?

[Anonymous No.16562706]

>>16562660
literally if he was my friend and came in to my house and talked like this I would react the same way.

>OP: holy fuck shit nigger fuck this fried rice shit?? it blows my god damn mind dude
>any normal person: lol are you high? shut the fuck up.

and we would still be friends because he probably does this at least once a week

[Anonymous No.16562714]

>>16562706
just let him enjoy his high you no fun allowed faggot

[Anonymous No.16562766]

>>16562714
Wow ur right I’m being so toxic

[Anonymous No.16562774]

>>16562766
kek, but yeah, kinda, next time I'm reporting you to the reddit mods ok?

[Anonymous No.16562849]

>>16562543
it fucking tastes good, shut up. It tastes more delicious than your five star bullshit
>>16562564
based based based based based BASSSEEEEED fuck YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
>>16562611
not high, it's just that this shit is fucking G O O D and you better shut up, this bunger can last for a fucking month before I run out and it all costs me a whopping $12
you slack jawed penises need to learn to live the G O O D life
>>16562660
yeah, i'm energetic because it TASTES GREAT MOTHERFUCKER. EAT SOME OF THIS SHIT, pic related is how I fucking feel when I eat the shit that I'm making, it makes me feel DAYUMN

[Anonymous No.16563715]

ur hype OP, trying this sometime

[Anonymous No.16563733]

did OP just invent egg-fried rice?

[Anonymous No.16564122]

>>16562849
are you OK?

[Anonymous No.16564199]

>>16563733
So you’re saying that OP is an egg that fried rice?

[Anonymous No.16564706]

>>16563733
>>16564122
>>16564199
Nah, he's was just high off his ass when he started thread, it's too bad they wont tell us off what.

[Anonymous No.16566392]

OP is fried eggs

[Anonymous No.16566410]

>this thread is still up

[Anonymous No.16566414]

>>16566410
We should have bullied

[Anonymous No.16567966]

Here's my fried rice bros.

It's never as soft as the rice I get from the Chinese takeaway. Do I cook it more? Or less? Or use different rice?

[Anonymous No.16568326]

>>16562483
was gunna give you a simple recipe that enhances it beyond comprehension but you post like a reditor

[Anonymous No.16568332]

>>16562483
add some brown sugar, ginger to your soy sauce