Show me your country's shit beer that gets the job done.

[Anonymous No.16556780]

Bonus points for memes about the beer.

[Anonymous No.16556783]

>>16556780

[Anonymous No.16556815]

[Anonymous No.16556839]

[Anonymous No.16556853]

>>16556839
wait… is that 2 euro per can? wtf thats not cheap at all

[Anonymous No.16556861]

>>16556780

[Anonymous No.16556865]

>>16556783
question, does all 8% beer taste like shit?the kind i tried reminded me of liquor

[Anonymous No.16556886]

>>16556853

[Anonymous No.16556906]

>>16556839
Sucks to live in Finnland. You could buy cheap booze in Estonia and bring it back by boat. At least that's what some of my Scandinavian friends did.

What's up with the calories? Why does it have 10 kcal/100 ml more than a standard beer?

[Anonymous No.16557369]

>>16556886
wtf really
i Finland trying to fight alcoholism this way?

[Anonymous No.16557390]

>>16556886
wtf really
is Finland trying to fight alcoholism this way?

[Anonymous No.16557605]

>>16556815
That's the "Buck a Beer" stuff right?

[Anonymous No.16559349]

[Anonymous No.16559355]

>beer
That's smalltime

[Anonymous No.16559378]

>>16559355
these are pretty hard to find nowadays, shit used to be rough back then I bet

[Anonymous No.16559381]

>>16556865
Yes

[Anonymous No.16559391]

>>16557390
The NEET alcoholicists either put all their gibs to expensive vodka/beer or make kilju or moonshine
Alcoholists, smokers and car drivers fund this country

[Anonymous No.16559568]

>>16559355
Where is the beer?

[Anonymous No.16559572]

>>16556865
if it's sold in a tall can and looks like soda and is under $3? yes, it's just malt liqour with some probably artificial flavor. but there are many good beers above that percentage, won't be cheap though
eg; double/triple IPA, belgian tripel/quadrupel, imperial stout, barleywine, some ales, strong sours, etc.

[Anonymous No.16559574]

>>16559568
Beer is for richers, drinking Cisco down by the train tracks is what gets the job done.

[Anonymous No.16559581]

0.29€ per 0.5l can. My favourite hobo beer.

[Anonymous No.16559594]

We have a lot of them but there is no such thing as cheap grog here because of taxes. Every state has their flagship beer, my state Queensalnd has XXXX Gold but I’d say VB is the biggest seller

[Anonymous No.16559601]

>>16559594
I know the feel as a canadabro, though you guys have it slightly worse with alcohol and games, still, $90 games and any beer over 5.5% is taxed and all hard liqour is majorley expensive, sucks, I wish expensive single malts weren't so taxed, like they'd be around 50-70 anyway, not like nates and hobos can afford them.

[Anonymous No.16559608]

>>16559601
I lived in the USA for a while and I couldn’t believe how cheap games, food, and grog is. No wonder it is so easy for them to be NEETS, I went mad from how cheap everything was and I gained a heap of weight because I couldn’t say no a carton of beer being cheaper than $1 per bottle/can

[Anonymous No.16559709]

>>16559581
How's the Pils? I've tried Turmbräu's Weizen, which I really liked.

[Anonymous No.16560082]

>>16559709
Pretty mediocre. Not even close as bad as other hobo beers but also nothing special. Still unbeatable for the price.
I've been surprised by their weizen though. Haven't expect something drinkable for 39 cents when all macro weizens cost 1€. Still buying weizen in cans feels wrong.

[Anonymous No.16560531]

>>16559608
>>16556783
cheap American beer is shit. I'd rather not drink at that point

[Anonymous No.16561281]

>>16556780

[Anonymous No.16561576]

>>16560531
all cheap beer is shit dummy, I’d rather pay 17 ameribucks for 24 cans of PBr than 50 dollarydoos for 24 cans of VB

[Anonymous No.16561652]

>>16556780
These are like $2 each. Officially they're called the "family size" but people call them "caguama", after a large turtle

[Anonymous No.16561658]

>>16561652
Some years ago they released a bigger one and called it "caguamon", so of course memes were made about it.

[Anonymous No.16561671]

>>16561652
$2 in Mexico or US

Where the fuck do you live

[Anonymous No.16561705]

>>16561671
The equivalent of $2 USD in mexico, I have never seen the big ones in the US but the Corona bottle seems like it was made for the american market

[Anonymous No.16561745]

>>16561652
>I'll have only one more beer

[Anonymous No.16561752]

>>16561652
>>16561658
>>16561705
The "small" ones are 32oz and the big ones are 40oz.

[Anonymous No.16561786]

>>16561705
I ask cause I see them in Mexican markets and they're usually $5

[Anonymous No.16561794]

when I was in montreal they had this shit, you cant get this on the west coast

[Anonymous No.16561835]

>>16561745
We have a saying about alcohol, food and other vices: one is none, two are half of one, three are barely one, and since one is
none you've got to start from the beginning

[Anonymous No.16561876]

>>16557605
Sadly, no. Sin tax makes all beer about $3/ea

[Anonymous No.16563074]

>>16556780
Drank pic related a lot as a teenager, now I immediately puke my guts out if I take just a sip of it.

[Anonymous No.16563089]

>>16561794
Holy shit, what's the volume of this bottle?

[Anonymous No.16563101]

[Anonymous No.16563104]

>>16563074
>14℅
I can't believe you could even stomach that.

[Anonymous No.16563109]

>>16556780
>16%
I kinda want to buy some just to see my "drink six pack like nothing" friends get wasted.

[Anonymous No.16563120]

>>16563104
I hate that piss.
If I wanted to just get drunk in a hurry I'd get pic related. It's not quite as strong as the Faxe but at least it tastes like actual beer.
Plus it's named after a cool rhino whereas Faxe is just named after the mane of a horse.

[Anonymous No.16563129]

>>16563120
Never tried that tin. What kinda biere is it?

[Anonymous No.16563131]

>>16563129
Just a strong lager. Nothing special about it, but it doesn't taste as bad as the Faxe.

[Anonymous No.16563155]

>>16563104
This is probably the most unhealthy beer for some reason, I always puke and then feel like death the whole following day if I drink it

[Anonymous No.16563159]

>>16563104
I chugged them ice cold or drank them with instant coffee to cover the horrible taste, I shiver when I remember it now, it was fucking vile and everything fucking stank of it in my room.
Two were just enough to get me nice and drunk, got shitfaced after three, after four and a half I had blackouts and woke up in puddles of my own piss, fun times.
Now I stick to a six pack of 5% tall lagers a night, it's just enough for me.

[Anonymous No.16563164]

>>16563104
These things look like pure bum juice. Can just imagine picking up a couple of the 1000ml tins, parking up on a bench, and drinking myself to oblivion.

[Anonymous No.16563180]

>>16563104
>>16563164
I've had this shit and it's fucking vile

[Anonymous No.16563240]

Nobody drinks Faxe for the taste.

[Anonymous No.16563315]

>>16563240
What am I looking at here?

[Anonymous No.16563349]

>>16563315
highbrow literary reference

[Anonymous No.16563499]

>>16563240
Didn't know Faxe made 8.0% beers. What do you think she'd do after 2 of those? :P

>>16563349
Can you paraphrase pic rel in dumb people language pls?

[Anonymous No.16563516]

>>16563499
No.

[Anonymous No.16563530]

[Anonymous No.16563550]

>>16557390
More like that's what they have to do to pay for their healthcare.

[Anonymous No.16563564]

>>16557390
key word: try.
beer too spensive so finns invented kilju

[Anonymous No.16564586]

>>16561794
>Manlytears gets a drink

[Anonymous No.16564718]

>>16563089
It's 1.18 L, I'm a dumbass.

[Anonymous No.16564943]

>>16563164
FAXE sucks and fucks

[Anonymous No.16564967]

>>16563315
Her name is Andrea Coates.
Spoilers; she is a lot worse than Joyce

[Anonymous No.16565188]

>>16564967
that her? https://soundcloud.com/andrea-coates

[Anonymous No.16565199]

Used to be a buck a beer, now it's gone up to $1.25, but still gets the job done

[Anonymous No.16565233]

>>16559594
WHOA WTF?

VB is only 4.9%? y i k e s

[Anonymous No.16565240]

>>16563564
love that name.

[Anonymous No.16565243]

>>16561652
Pacifico is SUCH an underrated beer. Definitely one of the best macrobrews in the Americas.

[Anonymous No.16565256]

>>16565240
they use J for Y up there, edgelord.

[Anonymous No.16565269]

>>16565233

You're allowed to drink more than one.

[Anonymous No.16565293]

>>16559594
>We have a lot of them but there is no such thing as cheap grog here because of taxes.

You cunts put on such a good show with the bants, it's sad to learn how cucked you really are. 'Twould be an awesome sight to behold if the Aussie Man ever unlocked his true power.

[Anonymous No.16566327]

>>16565233
It was, I think it 5.5% now, which is limit of taxation for beer strength if that category

[Anonymous No.16566342]

>>16565293
Cunt it doesn’t stop up from being in the top 20 drunkest nations despite it’s cost, our culture of binge drinking because of draconian laws that were in place during the 50s refined the art of getting shitfaced within one hour

usa and canada son’t crack top 50

[Anonymous No.16566358]

>>16560531
Enjoying it isn't the point. When you buy that kind of liquor it's to dull the pain, not enjoy the moment.

[Anonymous No.16566377]

>>16560531
the only cheap american beer that actually tastes like beer.

[Anonymous No.16566476]

>>16561835
I don't get it, but I like it

[Anonymous No.16567506]

>>16563530
What are your favorite Czech beer? I'm trying to explore Eastern/Central European beer.
>>16565199
Based on the design I know this beer can get you shitfaced. 5.9% ABV isn't bad. In Germany we've got Märzen, which have approximately the same ABV and I know that two 0.5l bottles can get you buzzed. The design makes me wonder why SJW didn't cancel it yet, lol.

[Anonymous No.16567546]

5,0%

[Anonymous No.16567699]

>>16563564
That's pretty neat actually, your beer tax is eye watering.

Do people ever blind themselves with methanol?

[Anonymous No.16567776]

>>16556906

Probably because it has more alcohol you fucking idiot.

[Anonymous No.16567797]

There are slightly cheaper ones, but this one doesnt make you puke after three sips and is only 65 cents per half litre can.

[Anonymous No.16567808]

>>16556865
there are lots of great beers above 8%. I've even had a few 12% ones that were amazing. but strong lagers / malt liquor is just cheap vile tasting shit

[Anonymous No.16567817]

>>16559572
This is only true in America, good/great belgian beers go for less then 1€ in a lot of European supermarkets (Leffe, La Chouffe, Duvel, etc.). Picrel goes for about 1,80€ in Dutch supermarkets

[Anonymous No.16567819]

>>16567808
St Bernadus also has an unpleasent alcoholic taste. Almost like if you put a shot of some cheap korn in there.

[Anonymous No.16567824]

>>16556780
>16%

Is that really a beer
How does that taste

[Anonymous No.16567826]

>>16556815
commie beer

[Anonymous No.16567831]

>>16567819
I haven't tried it personally but some booziness can be okay if you know what you're going into.

[Anonymous No.16567832]

>>16559355
Everybody's baby boomer parents have a story about this swill.

[Anonymous No.16567856]

>>16566377
That would be Miller High Life.

[Anonymous No.16567861]

>>16567776
Great news! You've successfully been granted the title, dumb cunt. 5% ABV is average, you absolute moron.

[Anonymous No.16567872]

>>16567824
Dunno. I guess it'll taste like booze. It's kind of a meme beer.

[Anonymous No.16567879]

>>16563499
famous author by the name of James Joyce use to send naughty letters to his wife

[Anonymous No.16568012]

>>16567699
It's not distilled. just sugar, water, and strong yeast.

[Anonymous No.16568041]

desu i normally drink the 7.5% version

[Anonymous No.16568315]

>>16567819
never really felt that desu. it might go away if keep it around for a year or two before drinking, that's often the case with strong beers

[Anonymous No.16569219]

>>16563530
>Braník
Are you Rothschild?

[Anonymous No.16569289]

>>16563516
>quite pungent my dear

[Anonymous No.16569464]

>"kills your liver*

[Anonymous No.16569473]

>>16561652
We kinda have a difference here between the Family and Caguama.

Family = Less than 1lt
Caguama = More than 1lt

[Anonymous No.16569542]

>>16556780
49 euro cents a can. Good tasting quick drunk beer

[Anonymous No.16569603]

>>16561652
Grocery store I worked at (Pennsylvania) sold the Corona but none of the others. 2 and change iirc.

[Anonymous No.16569612]

>>16557390
Yes, and it works.

[Anonymous No.16569628]

>>16567797
Based and klokpilled

I'm a Landerbräu man myself though

[Anonymous No.16569664]

>>16563164
Faxe is great but those liter cans go warm

[Anonymous No.16569694]

>>16569542
>Going to Jumbo
>Not getting the Atlas Ultra Strong
ngmi

[Anonymous No.16569723]

>>16556906
I once took the ferry from Tallinn to Helsinki and the memes are true. Boat was full of Finns with carts and luggage full of booze, can only imagine a lot of the cars were full too. Tried to find coffee or anything caffeinated in the Tallinn terminal but the shops there literally only sold alcohol. Surreal experience.

[Anonymous No.16570130]

>>16569219
Is pic rel taken in Czech Republic or Poland? Cause I can hardly believe that price. It has a shit rating on beer review sites though.
>>16569473
Want to light up those bottles with LEDs and use tome as decoration somewhere around the house.
>>16569542
Hate myself for not exploring the beer section enough while I was living in Holland.

[Anonymous No.16570231]

>>16559355
>nighttrain
are you trying to get raped in an alleyway later?

[Anonymous No.16570347]

>>16567856
>High Life
>actually is for low-life individuals

[Anonymous No.16570348]

>>16559355
so good, GnR even wtote a song about it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VMDljoM5JFI

[Anonymous No.16570395]

>>16570348
wasn't it already named after an old folk song?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EZHFtMYyf9E

[Anonymous No.16570403]

>>16570347
Oh wow you must be so classy and above it all

[Anonymous No.16571667]

>>16570347
>shit talking the champagne of beers

meet me out back pussy

[Anonymous No.16572050]

>>16570231
Anybody got some good stories to share in regards to Night Train Express? It sounds like the beginning to any good story imo

[Anonymous No.16572071]

>>16570231
>raped in an alleyway

It's been almost forty years since that white hot summer of '92.

[Anonymous No.16572076]

>>16567824
It's still beer. Try Snake Venom if you really want to die trying a novelty beer. 67.% is pure nonsense.

[Anonymous No.16572086]

>>16556780
There's a sort of rivalry between these two in Croatia and while they're both technically on pisswater spectrum, they're pretty decent pisswater everyone drinks. It's no Budweiser or anything.

[Anonymous No.16572102]

>>16572076
>It's still beer.

No.jpg. Beyond a certain point of fermentation, yeast cannot survive and natural fermentation stops. Beyond that, ABV can be increased only by distillation or adulteration. I'll give a pass to "ice beers" that use fractional freeze distillation to get a more more percentage points, but 67% is far beyond ridiculous. And Snake Venom itself admits this, labelled as a "fortified" beer. But it's really just a cocktail of beer and grain alcohol. And shit beer, at that, because who would waste quality beer for a product for frat retards to make TikTok videos with (the only imaginable purpose).

[Anonymous No.16572129]

>>16565293
>You cunts put on such a good show with the bants, it's sad to learn how cucked you really are
>pay a tax on something
>american calls you cucked

You realise you lot have taxes on things we don't yeah? For instance, your government makes you pay taxes on lottery winnings, not the case here. You also have to tip everywhere which is fucking retarded but you will all justify it because you don't wanna admit just how stupid it is.

[Anonymous No.16572147]

>>16572071
KWAB

[Anonymous No.16572229]

>>16572086
My local discounter had the left beer on sale for a while. Didn't end up buying the beer cause of the shit ton of unnecessary ingredients

[Anonymous No.16572617]

>>16561794
10.fun we call them here.

[Anonymous No.16573231]

>>16572086
>a fucking Impact font for logo

[Anonymous No.16574060]

>>16559594
Despite the high taxes, many Australian parents are still providing their children with a proper breakfast.

[Anonymous No.16574064]

>>16556780

[Anonymous No.16574079]

>>16559355
This stuff isn't even that bad. Malt liquor like Camo or Steel Reserve tastes much worse.

[Anonymous No.16574668]

>>16574064
That design is amazing.

[Anonymous No.16574697]

>>16556815
based nonameposter

[Anonymous No.16576464]

>>16556780
>MEGA DEMON

that sounds sick!

[Anonymous No.16576712]

>>16576464
It really does but it's hard to get your hands on. I live in the EU and there's just one online vendor that carries that beer and I don't even know if they'd ship to my country. Last time I checked there weren't many reviews for it. (probably due to it being scarce) I bet it will taste shit though.

[Anonymous No.16576737]

>>16556839
That's not it. Pic related.

[Anonymous No.16576750]

>>16567817
>leffe is a good beer in dutchland
its an upgrade from german/american pils i guess

[Anonymous No.16576854]

>>16576750
>rates all beer styles on one scale lmao

[Anonymous No.16576892]

>>16566342
>Cunt it doesn’t stop up from being in the top 20 drunkest nations despite it’s cost, our culture of binge drinking because of draconian laws that were in place during the 50s refined the art of getting shitfaced within one hour

That's because Americans do gay shit like drinking games, where the loser is the one who drinks. In Australia the drinking game is "Don't be the designated driver" and the loser has to be the designated driver.

[Anonymous No.16577070]

>>16576750
Leffe is decent, not the best Belgian beer but great value for money.

Also
>French 'beer'

[Anonymous No.16577082]

>>16559355
>wine drank

[Anonymous No.16577470]

This shit is vile

[Anonymous No.16577878]

>>16559594
>there is no such thing as cheap grog here because of taxes
I run a still and make 4.5l of 92% abv for about $40 a batch. That's the equivalent of about 12 bottles of spirits. I also brew beer, mead, makgeolli and wine. You'd be fucking amazed how cheap booze is when you DIY.

[Anonymous No.16578741]

[dead !!1w3SeuwCso0 No.16579376]

[Anonymous No.16579444]

>>16556865
Maybe all 8% shitter lagers, but many styles of beer are perfectly suited to it.

[Anonymous No.16580734]

>>16576712
I'd fork out extra just for the can.

>>16569542
Is it better than Veltins though?

[Anonymous No.16580747]

>>16556865
All extra strength beers to me taste like if someone took a normal beer and poured some grain alcohol in it.