/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.16543086]

Post your battlestation

[Anonymous No.16543178]

>>16543086
mine came with the little mexican.
he makes me taquitos.

[Anonymous No.16543257]

>>16543086
How much are you paying a month to rent that polished turd?

[Anonymous No.16543267]

>>16543178
Are taquitos just tiny tacos made by a dwarf?

[Anonymous No.16543289]

>>16543257
More than you make in a year

[Anonymous No.16543294]

>>16543178
>>16543267
little? dwarf? if he stands up his head is gonna hit the fucking ceiling

[Anonymous No.16543355]

>>16543257
I own it actually. 2 units. Not super awesome inside but nice enough and the other unit pays most of my mortgage

[Anonymous No.16543381]

>>16543355
Care to show what the other guy's looks like?

[Anonymous No.16543391]

>>16543086
practical i suppose but its actually soulless as fuck. and grey floors are peak trash. Please fix them

[Anonymous No.16543394]

>oven pressed right up against the fridge

[Anonymous No.16543398]

I have come to associate that cheap fake-wood flooring with airbnbs (in that color) since so many of the ones we have stayed in have that.

Looks like a cut-price renovation. All you need are those trashy "bless this home" decor signs from hobby lobby.

>I own it actually. 2 units. Not super awesome inside but nice enough and the other unit pays most of my mortgage

which is theft because you perform no useful service and simply act as a vampire.

[Anonymous No.16543412]

>>16543086

[Anonymous No.16543419]

>>16543086
Why is the ceiling looks like an office room

[Anonymous No.16543420]

[Anonymous No.16543426]

>>16543412
Post more Garfield

[Anonymous No.16543429]

>>16543420

[Anonymous No.16543427]

>>16543398
It's really common with new builds/ new renovations. No idea why, I suppose it appears very sanitary and keeps rooms light but I think it looks awful

[Anonymous No.16543439]

>>16543381
Probably looks like hell, ive only seen it twice

[Anonymous No.16543446]

>>16543420
why does this pic give me so much nostalgia

[Anonymous No.16543453]

>>16543426

[Anonymous No.16543461]

>>16543086
soulless, barren. nice range hood though. and why do you have an office building ceiling?

[Anonymous No.16543464]

>>16543446
It's quite an old house, perhaps.

[Anonymous No.16543471]

>>16543086
This literally looks like an office kitchen. Ugly

[Anonymous No.16543481]

[Anonymous No.16543493]

>>16543481
>Buck's Pizza

[Anonymous No.16543513]

>>16543446
that is adam's house in georgia

[Anonymous No.16543516]

>>16543513
>Has a gas stove.

[Anonymous No.16543519]

>>16543419
Its called drop tile and its used in rentals for multiple reasons, including hiding electrical stuff being still accessible and buffering noise from upstairs neighbors

[Anonymous No.16543544]

>>16543429
Ooh nice steel backsplash behind the stove i gotta get me some of that action

[Anonymous No.16543557]

>>16543412
Best itt

[Anonymous No.16543591]

I still have my pic from the last thread.

[Anonymous No.16543597]

>>16543591
what type of flooring is that?

[Anonymous No.16543604]

>>16543597
Some kind of particle or MDF planks with a fake wood finish from what I can tell.

[Anonymous No.16543609]

>>16543086
your oven is going to heat up your fridge.

[Anonymous No.16543612]

>>16543471
I know anon but at least i own it, id like to replace the gray shit with brown laminate and get rid of the drop tile

[Anonymous No.16543613]

>>16543591
I hate galley kitchens so much.

[Anonymous No.16543617]

>>16543086
My lil galley kitchen.

[Anonymous No.16543624]

>>16543617
Nice backsplash.

[Anonymous No.16543628]

>>16543617
you know the rule, post the lights

[Anonymous No.16543649]

>>16543628
Yes sir

[Anonymous No.16543654]

>>16543649
Godspeed anon. Do you ever actually cook like that?

[Anonymous No.16543659]

>>16543654
One time I got pretty drunk and made a cheeseburger like that. My neighbors think I’m insane.

[Anonymous No.16543720]

>>16543178
> dropped the pears on the floor
> going to cook with them anyway

Yep he's m*****n

[Anonymous No.16543731]

>>16543086
This, OP >>16543394
What the fuck where you thinking.

[Anonymous No.16543739]

>>16543649
Based as fuck

[Anonymous No.16543747]

>>16543394
yeeeeeah that's kinda fucked

[Anonymous No.16543757]

>>16543420
>>16543446
>>16543513
This is literally's Livia's house from Sopranos

[Anonymous No.16543762]

>>16543481
Oh, you cleaned up

[Anonymous No.16543765]

>>16543086
This looks like an office kitchen. OP do you live in an office?

[Anonymous No.16543767]

>>16543757
No, it's my house. :|

[Anonymous No.16543771]

>>16543591
> no space on sides of fridge

Imagine the heat

>>16543613
that's not a galley

[Anonymous No.16543782]

>>16543771
What would you call it then?

[Anonymous No.16543785]

>>16543613
this is a galley >>16543617

[Anonymous No.16543790]

>>16543617
I actually like this toekick lights

[Anonymous No.16544219]

>>16543394
So what?

[Anonymous No.16544225]

>>16543381
Stove/fridge looks the same and cabinets look like this

[Anonymous No.16544258]

>>16544225
Is modern day interior design a psyop? Gray is fucking souless and bland and doesnt inspire anything

[Anonymous No.16544284]

>>16544258
Yep. All new houses are the brightest white. It's meant to drive you crazy over time.
t. architect

[Anonymous No.16544401]

>>16543086
Kill me.

[Anonymous No.16544462]

>>16543429
reminds me of a minecraft kitchen for some reason lol

[Anonymous No.16544469]

>>16544401
It seems so poorly thought out.

[Anonymous No.16544470]

>>16544401
>turn the fan on
>spread garbage smell throughout the house

[Anonymous No.16544626]

>>16544284
I knew it. Theyre so sterile and disgusting. Bland and soul sucking

[Anonymous No.16544629]

>>16544401
Yeah, wtf? Whats with the fan in the middle of the room.

[Anonymous No.16544632]

>>16543412
I like this. Its unique. Not cookie cutter

[Anonymous No.16544634]

>>16543086
No I hate my kitchen it has a carpet and electric range

[Anonymous No.16544642]

>>16544634
Kitchen carpet is based

[Anonymous No.16544643]

>>16544634
Me too, I have a galley kitchen and everything I own is faggoty and stupid

[Anonymous No.16544664]

>>16543420
looks like amberlynn reid's old house

[Anonymous No.16544671]

>>16544634
Kitchen carpet??

[Anonymous No.16544690]

>>16544634
>carpet
Do you mean the flavor catcher? Every 6-12 months you rip it off and boil it for a tasty broth

[Anonymous No.16544701]

>>16543481
based repeated buck breaker.

[Anonymous No.16544714]

>all these gas stoves with ovens
man japanese kitchens suck. 90% of places don't even have ovens

[Anonymous No.16544905]

>>16544219
>the function of a fridge is to keep things cool
>the function of an oven is to make things hot
guess what the problem is

[Anonymous No.16544957]

>>16543612
I think some color would go a long way. Too much gray.

[Anonymous No.16545020]

>>16543481
Love me some Buck's pizza. I get an old world 2 times a week at least.

[Anonymous No.16545089]

>>16543591
Poor thing.

[Anonymous No.16545099]

It's cozy and because it's just me it does the jerb

[Anonymous No.16545111]

Nothing too exciting...

[Anonymous No.16545112]

>>16545111
Get a better table and that would really improve the room

[Anonymous No.16545113]

>>16544714
>90% of places don't even have ovens

[Anonymous No.16545121]

>>16545111
is that some kind bread oven sous vide machine or something?

[Anonymous No.16545129]

>>16545121
Looks like a countertop dishwasher to me.

[Anonymous No.16545130]

>>16545112
I have a few things I want to do with it, yeah.

>>16545121
Countertop dishwasher (assuming that's what you were asking about).

[Anonymous No.16545144]

>>16545113
don't basketball neighborhoods have ovens too? isnt that what they use to keep warm in the winter

[Anonymous No.16545264]

>>16543086
Why are yank kitchens always soulless?

[Anonymous No.16545269]

>>16545129
>>16545130
>countertop dishwasher
so basically a sous vide

[Anonymous No.16545309]

>>16545111
Install recessed lighting in the ceiling, replace the fan with one that doesn’t have lights or just remove it entirely, give the walls a new color, maybe a sage green or a bluish grey to accent your dark cabinets, replace your drapes with some faux wood blinds that’s match your cabinets and get a piece of art on the blank right wall and this kitchen will be tremendously improved. Whole project would cost about $500. Oh and a rug to run the length of the counter so it’s not all just tile.

And for gods sake get the god damn fire extinguisher off the wall and put it under the sink like everyone else.

[Anonymous No.16545314]

>>16545309
Fuck. How many homosexuals frequent this board, anyway?

[Anonymous No.16545317]

>>16545309
Continued. Also some sort of shelf to put against the side of the fridge to help hide the fridge better and give you an easily accessible spice rack.

[Anonymous No.16545319]

>>16545314
I’ve always liked interior design.

[Anonymous No.16545334]

>>16543086
it just works

[Anonymous No.16545338]

[Anonymous No.16545345]

>>16545334
Very nice layout. I would like to photoshop this to see what it would look like with a more lively color on the walls like a blue or a plum.

[Anonymous No.16545347]

>>16543086

[Anonymous No.16545361]

>>16543086
why the fuck is your microwave as an angle? thats just a waste of bench space

[Anonymous No.16545364]

I kind of miss the kitchen in my old apartment.

[Anonymous No.16545366]

>>16545364
that's a much nicer sous vide machine than the last guy
>whip it good

[Anonymous No.16545369]

[Anonymous No.16545385]

>>16545369
I have that same nukrowave
8/10 good piece of kit

[Anonymous No.16545390]

>>16543086
>cooker immediately next to fridge freezer
cringe

[Anonymous No.16545395]

>>16545347
>>16545364
>>16545369
Every time is start to think about how America kinda sucks I remind myself that the rest of the world lives like this.

[Anonymous No.16545399]

>>16545395
leave the poor people alone anon THEY'RE TRYING

[Anonymous No.16545410]

>>16545395
>lives like this
Like what, exactly? Kitchen >>16545347 is actually much more open then what's shown.

>>16545399
>poor people
The house is owned outright, in case you're curious.

[Anonymous No.16545415]

>>16545410
>The house is owned outright, in case you're curious
The you should have money to fix that hellhole. It’s disgusting.

[Anonymous No.16545420]

>>16545415
not the same guy
which one are you talking about, cause >>16545347 looks pretty good

[Anonymous No.16545423]

>tfw coming into this thread right after your oven broke
fucking thing somehow managed to not be responsive to the dials and kept the heating element glowing red hot. had to turn off the breaker outside to shut it down. it atmoized the top layer of some burgers I was cooking and ruined the brown betty I made from pepin's youtube channel.

[Anonymous No.16545430]

>>16545415
Whatever you say anon. It's a clean and functioning kitchen (unless this is an issue of "aesthetics" lol).

[Anonymous No.16545436]

>>16545420
No it doesn’t. It’s depressing as fuck. Poor lighting, cheap cabinetry, depressing tile floor, countertops from the 90’s, cheapest sink imaginable and a color scheme that looks like it was put together by a blind person.

Personally I would gut the place and do it like picrel

[Anonymous No.16545440]

[Anonymous No.16545444]

>>16545436
you do you bro

[Anonymous No.16545455]

>>16545444
I will, thanks.

>>16545440
Thread winner. Euros take notes.

[Anonymous No.16545457]

>>16545440
that looks really nice man, i have one question, why do you have a shelf dedicated to your pasta roller with your coffee area?

[Anonymous No.16545461]

>>16545455
Scandinavian design > US shit

[Anonymous No.16545487]

>>16545457
I just had extra space on the shelf and it's a nice looking pasta roller. I've since reorganized, and I'll probably put it in the cabinets as I expand the liquor collection.

[Anonymous No.16545595]

>>16545461
In the us, Scandinavian furniture is what our poorest people buy. It’s cheap crap that doesn’t hold up for more than a couple of years and is treated as disposable.

[Anonymous No.16545615]

>>16545595
I was not talking about Ikea

[Anonymous No.16545617]

>>16543412
>>16545440
Best ones

[Anonymous No.16545620]

>>16543762
had to drink some redbulls to get enough energy to clean

[Anonymous No.16545625]

>>16543612
good on ya bro don't let that faggot get you down. you can always update in the future.

[Anonymous No.16545631]

>>16545099
cool box box. it's clear from the description on the box that it is a box.

[Anonymous No.16545633]

>>16545631
oh

[Anonymous No.16545642]

>>16545633
why the long face nigga i was complimenting the box description on your box box

[Anonymous No.16545645]

>>16545642
ya mum should wear one

[Anonymous No.16545698]

>>16543617
Patrician's taste in knives if those are classics made in Solingen.

[Anonymous No.16545705]

>>16543617
If that cointreau is for topping margaritas you are close to the mountaintop - don't cheap out and use gran marnier

[Anonymous No.16545717]

>>16543086
in the process of cleaning plis no bully

[Anonymous No.16545725]

>>16543591
looks comfy

[Anonymous No.16545733]

>>16545717
Good god what did you burn the hell out of in that pan? Mama didn’t teach you how to make stainless steel non stick?

[Anonymous No.16545737]

>>16545733
Not him, but please tell me the secret. I have stainless pan that I absolutely hate because EVERYTHING FUCKING STICKS TO IT.

[Anonymous No.16545745]

>>16545733
wife made chicken soup the other day and cooked the chicken in a pan then added it into the soup at the end which made that happen. it actually wasnt bad but its a huge mess

[Anonymous No.16545749]

>>16544401
You late to the ice bucket challenge party train.

[Anonymous No.16545755]

>>16545717
no bully but you simply have too much stuff

[Anonymous No.16545764]

>>16545737
It’s so easy you’re going to kick yourself for not knowing how.

Heat your pan up, add some canola oil and work it around the pan until the cooking surface is coated. Use a paper towel to remove excess oil, we just need a coating on the metal. Set your burner to medium high and watch for the oil to begin smoking. Once you see the oil smoking give it a few seconds and kill the heat. Let the pan cool down a bit and you should now be able to see a reflection in the pan. What you just did was polymerize a layer of oil onto the metal forming a temporary non stick surface.

See pic related. This is a stainless steel pan before being polymerized. Notice the typical dull stainless steel, no reflection.

Continued.

[Anonymous No.16545765]

>>16545755
how do you mean?

[Anonymous No.16545771]

>>16545764
This is a pan that has been polymerized with cooking oil and left to cool back down. Notice the reflection of the backsplash on the cooking surface. I can cook something as delicate as eggs in that pan without any sticking as if it were made of Teflon and when I’m down I can just scrub it down with soap and water to remove the oil layer.

[Anonymous No.16545777]

>>16545764
>>16545771
Thanks, buddy! I've tried this in the past, but I must have missed a step.

[Anonymous No.16545795]

>>16545717
>need to use frying pan
>too lazy to fetch ladder so just reach up and pull it off the top of the cupboard
>forgot you put another pan inside it
>it falls on your head and knocks you out
>wake up several hours later, time to fry that egg
>realise as you pour the oil in that there's a layer of dust on the inside of the pan from sitting exposed

[Anonymous No.16545796]

>>16545698
Sorry but they are the gourmet line (still made in solingen). I don’t really own any expensive knives. I spent most of my kitchen budget on cookware since I can sharpen a cheap knife just as well as an expensive one. The one knife I did bother to spend a little more money on was my kitchen workhorse knife the 6” wusthof legende chefs knife which has the more expensive forged blade found in the wusthof ikon series but with a cheaper handle.

[Anonymous No.16545799]

>>16545765
Just so many appliances and unitaskers™ and redundant pots and pans

I get that it suits some people but my head would be spinning wondering if I should be using this or that all the time, and barely using any of it regularly.

Maybe I'm minimalist of autistic but to me that looks like 0% physical clutter and 90% mental clutter

[Anonymous No.16545801]

>>16545771
>linguine

[Anonymous No.16545803]

>>16545799
*10%

[Anonymous No.16545806]

>>16545801
fettuccine

[Anonymous No.16545808]

>>16545799
i dont really use the toaster and a few of the pans but everything else i use regularly and i actively try and keep unitasters out of my kitchen for the most part. do yoiu mean the rice cooker?

[Anonymous No.16545810]

>>16545806

[Anonymous No.16545813]

>>16545799
>>16545808
also keep in mind its not normally this blown up. ive just been depressed and couldnt make myself clean for like 3 days so its really bad right now

[Anonymous No.16545819]

>>16545808
idunno man, multiple blenders, multiple skillets and pans that do the same thing, I have no idea wtf is going on over in coffeetown, more trays and pans in the sink, etc.

I do really like 50% of your stuff and also your record player but I personally would feel crowded and entrenched in that kitchen

[Anonymous No.16545831]

>>16545819
>multiple blenders
thats a blender and a food processor, they do different things
>multiple skillets and pans that do the same thing
stainless and cast iron are different but ya i can see that. i dont use all the pans, some of them are my girlfriends though.
>I have no idea wtf is going on over in coffeetown
grinder, kettle for cofffee and tea, and a french press. i guess you want me to have a mr coffee but fresh ground coffee is just a million times abetter and a french press makes the best coffee ive made at home

over all ya i wish this kitchen was bigger. there is a stand mixer, dehydrator, and a sous vid on the bottom shelf on the table

[Anonymous No.16545834]

>>16545796
Nice man. I am not saying handle quality is not important but blade quality is much more important. I have had the same classics for over 10 years and they are just as good as the day I got them.

[Anonymous No.16545839]

Move-in day.
Pardon the partial chubby property-staff girl.
>glass stove
Yup, my only serious complaint. I literally sit one of those asian butane-burners on top of it and use that as my primary, and only use the glass eyes for “make this pot of shit warm” applications.

[Anonymous No.16545841]

>>16545839
any more pictures of the chubby apartment lady or her feet?

[Anonymous No.16545845]

>>16545799
This is the constant battle I have with my mother. She wants to redesign her kitchen and complains about not having enough cabinet space to fit all her cookware so she wants to add more and I try and point out that the majority of the things she has are collecting dust and only used once a year at most. She just can’t accept that she doesn’t actually need four different 12” Teflon skillets, eight saucepots of all different sizes, three stock pots, roasting trays etc etc. I point out that I cook five times more than she does and I do it with a fraction of the hardware she has and by focusing on the cookware that matters I can spend more on the fewer pieces I’m buying to get the high quality stuff.

My kitchen cookware consists of

12.5” Demeyere stainless steel skillet
12.5” Le Creuset skillet
11” Demeyere stainless steel skillet
3qt Demeyere sauté pan
3.5qt Demeyere saucier
1.75qt Demeyere saucier
1qt All-clad saucier
8qt All-clad D5 stock pot
7.25qt Le Creuset dutch oven
5.5qt Le Creuset dutch oven.

Ten pieces of cookware (the Dutch ovens are even redundant but I was given one as a gift) and I’ve never run into something I couldn’t make because I didn’t have the hardware. It all fits in one organized cabinet.

[Anonymous No.16545847]

>>16545845
so what do you bake your banana bread in

[Anonymous No.16545855]

>>16545831
fair enough man, I just don't have lots of stuff and maybe my empty counters and wasteland kitchen has become comfy for me.

also I have a pic related and buy pre-ground coffee but considering I've had to cope with instant the last few years while I was a poorƒag it was a step up. I still don't think I would bother with a french press or anything like an espresso machine, but... maybe someday

[Anonymous No.16545864]

>>16545855
if you ever do my advice is to buy a big one and make multiple cups of coffee at once and use a thermos because making individual cups in a french press can be annoying. that or get into making your own cold brew which you can make large batches of and keep for like a week

[Anonymous No.16545865]

>>16545847
Im not talking baking equipment. A couple of cookie sheets, some casserole dishes and bread loaf pans can all fit in the stoves bottom drawer. My mother has no less than eight full cabinets plus the stove drawer plus she fills her stove with even more cookware when it’s cold. When she wants to use the oven she has to remove it all and put in on the dining room table until the oven cools back down. I like to tell her that she has the most well hidden hoarding problem anyone has ever seen. She just keeps buying more and never gets rid of anything.

[Anonymous No.16545870]

>>16545839
>renting

[Anonymous No.16545879]

>>16545864
I do use a Thermos and †bh am really happy with my drip machine, it's super smooth and tasty stuff and makes my coffee just the way I like it. I'm way into cold brew but haven't started making it, a friend at work brings some for me from time to time and it's fucking great

>>16545845
Fuck man that's some expensive shit but at least you're making a good cost/value out of it

[Anonymous No.16545896]

>>16545839
Nice place, getting my first apartment next friday myself. Post moar qt staff girl.

[Anonymous No.16545907]

>>16545870
>being a financelet who distills shit down into x=bad
My employer isn’t a real-estate company. It would make zero fucking sense for them to build/manage an apartment high rise as opposed to just renting a unit for me.

[Anonymous No.16545931]

>>16545879
>>16545879
>Fuck man that's some expensive shit
Bought it all either on sale (like 30% off) or as factory seconds. That D5 stockpot normally sells for $400 and I got it for $120 because of this little flaw on the bottom of the pot, pic related. The only thing I paid full price for was the Le Creuset skillet which I still feel bad about but it gets a lot of use so oh well.

[Anonymous No.16545944]

>>16545395
Two of those are in America

[Anonymous No.16545952]

>>16545944
Canada and Mexico =/= America

[Anonymous No.16545975]

>>16545845
>She just can’t accept that she doesn’t actually need four different 12” Teflon skillets, eight saucepots of all different sizes, three stock pots, roasting trays etc etc
Does she ever entertain large groups?
My mother has a similar amount of stuff, but there are times she actually does utilize it (usually with other family cooking as well and using more than one kitchen). Only a few times a year, perhaps, but it still gets used.

>by focusing on the cookware that matters I can spend more on the fewer pieces I’m buying to get the high quality stuff.
I wish more people understood this.
My hardware sounds similar to yours. I own some Le Creuset (though I went with Staub for my ovens), and a small assortment of skillet/sauté/saucier with one carbon steel skillet.
Similar story with my cutlery; a few really nice knives, and a couple which I don’t like to admit what I paid for them.
People seem to think I’m rich or just blow all my money on kitchenware; I can’t seem to convince them it’s easy to buy a handful of top quality things when you aren’t buying overpriced 50pc sets of cookware/knives from bed bath & beyond.

[Anonymous No.16545977]

>>16545952
Okay, well at least >>16545364 is in the US. I can't see anything in >>16545369 except the sockets so it could be either Mexico or Canada.

[Anonymous No.16545994]

>>16545977
>well at least >>16545364 is in the US
Nope, Canada.

[Anonymous No.16546007]

>>16545977
>Okay, well at least >>16545364 # is in the US
>Kraft peanut butter with stuffed bears on it
>Almost every label bilingual in French
That kitchen is as American as poutine.

[Anonymous No.16546009]

>>16545975
I think she tells herself that she might entertain large groups at some point so she needs it just in case but in reality her sister hosts all the major family functions because she has the biggest house which is needed to fit everyone.

[Anonymous No.16546012]

>>16545994
>>16546007
okay, shut up already. I'm wrong

[Anonymous No.16546020]

>>16543453
Beautiful

[Anonymous No.16546022]

>>16545994
>>16546007
>>16546012

[Anonymous No.16546027]

>>16545975
>I can’t seem to convince them it’s easy to buy a handful of top quality things when you aren’t buying overpriced 50pc sets of cookware/knives from bed bath & beyond.
Exactly. I pieced mine together over a two year period where I slowly replaced the cheap cookware I have in >>16543617 that was gifted to me as a housewarming present. I’d wait for sales and clearances to pop up and snag a couple pieces at a time until it was all replaced and now I have cookware that will stay with me for literally the rest of my life.

[Anonymous No.16546044]

>>16546027
>I pieced mine together over a two year period where I slowly replaced the cheap cookware
Same. Slowly replaced my broke student cookware after getting my “big boy job”. Also never paid full retail.
>I have cookware that will stay with me for literally the rest of my life.
People don’t get this either, and end up buying multiple 50pc sets of whatever over the years because one or two pieces need to be replaced.

[Anonymous No.16546077]

Please ignore the actual state of it, my fiance has been tidying for guests

[Anonymous No.16546078]

>>16543086
>Stove right next to fridge
shiggy diggy

[Anonymous No.16546083]

>>16546077
where's the washing machine?

[Anonymous No.16546085]

>>16546077
cute fridge drawing

[Anonymous No.16546089]

[Anonymous No.16546094]

>>16544401
Reminds me of my first apartment, but nicer.

[Anonymous No.16546099]

>>16546077
Yo nigga you gon eat dat last piece of cake?

[Anonymous No.16546109]

>>16546083
In a little utility room by the side door

>>16546085
Thanks, my daughter tries

>>16546099
Brownies, made a huge batch yesterday and almost all gone. That last bit's reserved!

[Anonymous No.16546115]

>>16546077
>amazing cooking space
>budweiser
>improperly burned candle

[Anonymous No.16546122]

>>16546115
If it's any consolation the bud is for when I see my brother later. I'm almost teetotal

[Anonymous No.16546126]

>>16546077
>please ignore the mess, my fiance has been cleaning
humorously based

[Anonymous No.16546136]

>>16545436
>the fucking lemon tree growing through the window to bare fruit.
do squirrels climb on in and help you do this dishes as you sing your washing up song? Contrived advertising is so retarded.

[Anonymous No.16546138]

>>16546126
The only person I know who generates more mess by tidying. And that's supposed to be her thing while I cook. It does eventually disappear but the process baffles.

[Anonymous No.16546143]

>>16543481
Take out the fucking trash you subhuman. Only mentally ill people do this shit.

[Anonymous No.16546208]

>>16546077
I like the two ovens, I dislike everything else. No handles, shiny sterile white, red highlight things.

>>16545717
Cupboards = empty
Bench = full
At least you use it, but god I hope you're old enough to live with a family and not housemates.

>>16545487
>>16545440
best in thread, also probably most expensive in thread.

>>16545364
soul

>>16543617
well done for a tight space

[Anonymous No.16546228]

>>16543767
I really like your floors

[Anonymous No.16546247]

>>16546077
Absolutely incredible kitchen. It must have cost a fortune. What do you/your partner do??

[Anonymous No.16546284]

>>16546208
live with wife and daughter the other cabniet are full its just the tea/coffee area that is sparse

[Anonymous No.16546295]

>>16544219
...dood

[Anonymous No.16546300]

>>16543412
Best comfy.

[Anonymous No.16546309]

>>16543481
A disturbing lack of empty alcohol bottles. Do better.

[Anonymous No.16546322]

>>16546247
Thanks, it wasn't too bad. I'm a civil servant and she's an accountant.

[Anonymous No.16546348]

>>16546077
wüt

[Anonymous No.16546400]

>>16543178
that is definitely an asian kid

[Anonymous No.16546404]

>>16546400
Mexicans are Asian, bro

[Anonymous No.16546470]

>>16545440
Looks good. I personally wouldnt have done shelves, but they look good

[Anonymous No.16546546]

>>16546470
what would you have done?

[Anonymous No.16546557]

>>16546546
An arduino-powered conveyor system which parses my voice commands to deliver whichever utensil or item I ask for.

[Anonymous No.16546563]

>>16543086
>why no, I don't like having counterspace

[Anonymous No.16546577]

[Anonymous No.16546587]

>>16546546
Cupboards. Im not very creative and my kitchen is generic

[Anonymous No.16546603]

>>16543086

[Anonymous No.16546609]

>>16546228
Thanks! It's what I really liked about the house too. They're long-leaf pine, so you won't find it in any new construction.

[Anonymous No.16546614]

>>16546603
Microwave above stove doesn't seem smart.

[Anonymous No.16546633]

>>16546614
We bought the place as is; why is the microwave over the stove bad? It's one of those microwaves combined with the hood, so the lights and fan are controlled by the same panel. Husband is buying me a nice gas range for my birthday this year

[Anonymous No.16546647]

>>16546614
Extremely common.

[Anonymous No.16546752]

>>16543086
manlet fridge

[Anonymous No.16546797]

>>16543412
Surprised not more comments about this one. Its nice. Ck seems to have more mcmansion taste in kitchens

[Anonymous No.16546850]

>>16546797
Mcmansions are pretty cool if they are made with good materials though.

[Anonymous No.16546944]

>>16545440
Seattle?

[Anonymous No.16546995]

>>16545099
very comfy, i like this

[Anonymous No.16547425]

>>16546797
It’s actually very nicely done but it’s aging in design. Kitchens are definitely trending more modern farmhouse right now. A countertop change to some butcher block and an interesting color on the wall would bring it right back up to date.

[Anonymous No.16547442]

>>16543453
10/10 cutie would snuggle

[Anonymous No.16547449]

Its generic but I like it

[Anonymous No.16547562]

>>16545099
saw an image in one of these threads with a similar sized kitchen to yours that was full of stuff and comfy as heck. My favourite kitchen posted. Think it had a desktop dishwasher also. Never saw it posted again unfortunately

[Anonymous No.16547572]

>>16545099
Only thing that baffles me is the tile on top of tile. Odd

[Anonymous No.16547589]

>>16547572
That is a brick wall

[Anonymous No.16547609]

>>16543617
You're the guy that had the johnny white walker like two years and I made fun of you for it and I never forgave myself :^(

[Anonymous No.16547626]

>>16543617
>grey floors
>white cabinets
Its all so tiresome

[Anonymous No.16547628]

>>16546077
>Cuisine
Those other lads might have missed it but now I'm here to call you a faggot

[Anonymous No.16547679]

I made false wall one meter closer to the centre of room so I could stand under the slope but its still not enough to stand comfortably

[Anonymous No.16547683]

>>16547679
I'd love pressing my face against the slanted roof while chopping herbs

[Anonymous No.16547684]

>>16547679

[Anonymous No.16547692]

>>16547609
It was a gift and it was terrible. I learned that I’m not a single malt guy.

[Anonymous No.16547696]

>>16547684
>>16547679
Damn, do Europeans really live like this?

[Anonymous No.16547716]

>>16545907
I think hes implying youre paying rent which is indeed cucked but if its being paid for by someone other than you then thats obviously based

[Anonymous No.16547721]

>>16546077
Superbased

[Anonymous No.16547800]

>>16547609
It was a stark house bottle of Dalwhinnie and I hated it. I found out I’m. It a single malt guy.

[Anonymous No.16547848]

>>16547696
yes
do you have a problem with this?

[Anonymous No.16547860]

>>16547572
It is indeed a brick wall

[Anonymous No.16548048]

>>16547860
What is in the pan?

[Anonymous No.16548070]

>>16543412
flooring does not match. Also gold is old boomer
>>16545111
small, rentcuck?
>>16545436
comfy anon, very comfy
>>16545440
ceiling height backsplash is cringe, but everything else is nice
>>16547449
lights are good!

[Anonymous No.16548081]

>>16548048
the start of a delicious bologna jubilee

[Anonymous No.16548091]

>>16545717
mirin the zhenjiang vinegar

[Anonymous No.16548128]

>>16548081
Im intrigued. What is it?

[Anonymous No.16548154]

>>16548128
one whole bologna, halved, crosscut and dotted with cloves, baked in a mixure of fruit and glazed with brown sugar and orange juice

[Anonymous No.16548374]

>>16548154
Sounds kinda gross. Sorry bro

[Anonymous No.16548381]

>>16548374
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ePTZezN_Iw

Sometimes you just have a live a little anon.

[Anonymous No.16548387]

>>16548154
Are you hawaiian or filipino

[Anonymous No.16548393]

>>16548387
nope, white American-Australian

[Anonymous No.16548402]

>>16543481
wow that oven is filthy

[Anonymous No.16548426]

>>16545717
I'm gonna bully you for that awful looking record player you have. I bet you that thing chews grooves like I chew beef jerky.

[Anonymous No.16548432]

>>16548154
show wrist circumference

[Anonymous No.16548450]

>>16548432
here anon this is a recent photo of my new daddoo

[Anonymous No.16548489]

>>16543086
Am I the only one that has an obsession with the interior of other people’s houses? Whenever I go to friend’s house for the first time I just look in awe at their house and how the rooms are laid out

[Anonymous No.16548490]

>>16548489
are you ever critical

[Anonymous No.16548497]

>>16548426
its my wifes. i think wireless bluetooth headphones is the apex of music listening in comfort

[Anonymous No.16548501]

>>16548490
Not in the slightest, because their houses are always much nicer than mine. To me it feels like discovering a new continent or something, it’s hard to explain but I just love walking through the interior

[Anonymous No.16548502]

>>16548501
and do you ever do this when they are asleep or not at home?

[Anonymous No.16548509]

>>16548426
What do you think of my stereo console?

[Anonymous No.16548511]

>>16548502
Kek actually I did once when I was 5 and knocked on my neighbors door to see if they wanted to play, turns out they went on vacation and left the front door unlocked so I went through the entire house looking for them then left when I couldn’t find anybody. But no I’m not a home intruder

[Anonymous No.16548512]

>>16548509

[Anonymous No.16548520]

>>16548489
I general contracted my own house and Im picky about shit like trim fitment and framing. I go in other peoples houses that were built by a builder and cant believe how shitty they are. Door frames are different heights, flooring doesnt reach the wall etc. My subs got sick of me, but I always told them I have to look at my house and they can go fuck up somebody elses house

[Anonymous No.16548526]

>>16548520
Are you a contractor yourself?

[Anonymous No.16548528]

>>16547679

>manlytears kitchen

[Anonymous No.16548532]

>>16548509
>>16548512
it's a jim dandy

[Anonymous No.16548540]

>>16548526
Nope. I painted the outside myself and all the minor shit like mirrors and door handles. I just dont like how builders slam shit and I knew a few subs and was able to get it put together

[Anonymous No.16548551]

>>16548512
Kinda cool. Im in my 40s and my parents had one as a kid. I remember listening to old albums and Steve Martin 9 tracks.

[Anonymous No.16548555]

>>16548551
8 tracks

[Anonymous No.16548556]

>>16548551
The best part is it has RCA connectors so you can get a cable and just adapt it to 3.5mm.

[Anonymous No.16548558]

>>16548556
Does it sound good? I have a friend that buys those old consoles and puts in different speakers and amps

[Anonymous No.16548562]

>>16548558
It sounds decent, but not great by any stretch. I've thought of changing out the speakers. I did change the caps on it.

[Anonymous No.16548582]

>>16545347
quintessentially australian, which part?

[Anonymous No.16548605]

>>16545977
Im >>16545369, its Australia

[Anonymous No.16548620]

>>16548605
I knew I had that same microwave

[Anonymous No.16548627]

>>16548620
i found it one the side of the street, fuck i love roadside recycling

[Anonymous No.16548780]

>>16548582
Out in NSW central tablelands. Other areas I would personally prefer to be, but family always been here, and where I've spent most of my life.

Fuck I miss living on our old bushland property (even if it meant shittier internet).

[Anonymous No.16548794]

>>16548780
cunt its 1pm put the bourbon away

[Anonymous No.16548931]

>>16548780
Hunter Valley formerly ACT here

My kitchen and neighbour is pretty much identical -_-

[Anonymous No.16548994]

>>16548794
Nah don't usually touch that till at least 7 on a pissup night.

>>16548931
>pretty much identical
Yeah houses have gotten a lot more like that. Wish our one at least had a tin roof though. Always good for the rain.

[Anonymous No.16549040]

>>16545369
ugly, but comfy

[Anonymous No.16549702]

>>16543289
And that’s something to be proud of lol?

[Anonymous No.16549708]

>>16548931
Enjoy your white elephant government funded gas fired power station lol can't believe you tards fell for such extreme pork barrelling

[Anonymous No.16550571]

>>16545487
Christ have mercy on us
Nice Kitchen

[Anonymous No.16550577]

>>16550571
kek

[Anonymous No.16550643]

>>16544219
bro you might be retarded

[Anonymous No.16550690]

>>16550643
i mean the fridge IS insulated, and the heat of an oven is only on for 30 minutes at a time, 90 minutes for a typical roast
a fridge is hot as the back anyway, so it can handle it to some degree

[Anonymous No.16550768]

>>16550690
It makes it far less efficient for a number of reasons.

[Anonymous No.16550775]

[Anonymous No.16550789]

>>16550775
I can appreciate some esthetic and clean feet on a woman, but this is just fucking weird.
And the pasta looks a little dry. Probably sat there and went cold why the dumb fucks were setting up the shot.

[Anonymous No.16550798]

>>16544905
>fridge pushes heat out of food
>oven pushes heat into food
Ever heard of symbiosis, retard?

[Anonymous No.16551050]

[Anonymous No.16551063]

[Anonymous No.16551185]

>>16543086
>white/grey walls
>Stainless steel appliances
>Grey vinyl floor with wood facade
>Dark cabinets with marble countertops
>tile backsplash

Every fucking new or renovated apartment and house looks exactly the goddamn same

[Anonymous No.16551520]

>>16551063
Very nice

[Anonymous No.16551626]

>>16543617
>red wings

[Anonymous No.16551641]

>>16545364
>no artistic doodle friend

[Anonymous No.16551696]

>>16546348
remind of true detectives lol

[Anonymous No.16551869]

>>16551185
Yeah its ugly as fuck and lacks soul and character. I swear modern day design is fucking psy op warfare to mentally degrade people

[Anonymous No.16551883]

>>16543398
As a dead on millenial I can tell you it looks vaguely fancy since it's not wall to wall carpet for once. At least to me. Doesn't look expensive but still.

[Anonymous No.16551884]

>>16551869
My wife wanted gray floors. Im so glad I didnt give in on that. That flooring is going to look dated and odd in a couple years

[Anonymous No.16551890]

>>16546797
The architecture is our fault?

[Anonymous No.16551904]

>>16547425
I googled whatever gay shit you were talking about and found this. Nice.

[Anonymous No.16551907]

>>16546228
>>16546609
This is a nice thread

[Anonymous No.16551909]

>>16543481
MY MICROWAVE

[Anonymous No.16551910]

>>16551884
Absolutely in a few years most these kitchens are gonna seem dated and ugly.

>>16551890
Architecture where? The pic he was replying to had nice bones, can be spruced up a bit. But in general modern day architecture is absolutely trash and it is your fault, stop buying it and the market will respond

[Anonymous No.16551919]

>>16551910
I'll buy whatever has a reasonable price, is near a good school, and is near work. I don't have that many fucking options and if the house is fucking clean and new I don't care about whatever design choices faggots like you don't like.

[Anonymous No.16552012]

>>16544470
It's ice you idiot. Why do you think he put the can in front of it like that

[Anonymous No.16552042]

>>16545395
This. It's fucking crazy. Yuropoors live up to the name.

[Anonymous No.16552050]

>>16551063
>for this kitchen I'm thinking of more of an open concept

[Anonymous No.16552052]

>battlestation
My grandfather nearly died on the beaches of normandy. I really resent any comparisons to actual battle, be it of the kitchen or video game kind.

[Anonymous No.16552055]

>>16551050
>>16551063
soulless sterile looking trash. Looks like an operating room, not cozy, not comfy, ugly modern day contemporary trash. Kys

[Anonymous No.16552067]

>>16552055
Its funny how you losers call decent stuff trash and shitholes cozy

[Anonymous No.16552087]

>>16546077
I really like this kitchen and want to offer constructive criticism because this has the potential to be god-tier
The fridge doesn't fit, and you have a cheap cook top instead of a rangetop despite having a hood. And your ovens aren't very high BTU for searing (not a cause for oven removal).

You should remove the top of the enclosure from the fridge and get a SubZero Pro series. It protrudes only 24" inches as it is a top compressor, meaning it would fit within it.

https://www.subzero-wolf.com/sub-zero/configurator#sort=%40fdisplayorder82424%20descending&f:Style=[Pro]

I am currently going without a fridge and have almost enough saved to get a good deal on the pro series.


Range, I would suggest a Bluestar (gas or propane only).

Ovens look good but maybe consider a small salamander for proper broiling place it to the right of the cooktop area, removing the second to last cabinet on the right side (from right to left), and shifting the rounded part there to make room for it.

[Anonymous No.16552088]

>>16551050
Is there a closet on the other side of the refrigerator? I don't understand the purpose of that little enclave for it.

[Anonymous No.16552095]

>>16547684
Actual firehazard.

[Anonymous No.16552131]

We have plants up in the between-rooms window... Cutout... Bar thing... there. Pardon the mess, I was just baking.

[Anonymous No.16552138]

>>16552131
Instead of drinking alcohol and wasting money and time on mediocre indoor herbs, consider saving money to get an actual stove instead of a shit-tier coil top.

[Anonymous No.16552139]

>>16543649
That's...actually pretty cool.

[Anonymous No.16552155]

>>16552138
>>16552131
kek

[Anonymous No.16552266]

>>16552067
thats what keeps them in their low social class mentally. nice stuff they cant afford is sterile and soulless and some run down hovel that prob smells like cat litter and stale cigarettes is cozy

>>16552088
bathroom. odd placement but theres stairs in front of it and nowhere else to put it

[Anonymous No.16552346]

>>16552266
Lol. Cope more. Face it, grey trash vinyl faux wood flooring and played out cheap tiles is tacky and over played. Keep coping.

[Anonymous No.16552360]

>>16544462
kek. very minecraft vibes for some reason.

[Anonymous No.16552386]

>>16552138
Alcohol is the roommate's, the celery and pepper plants make me happy, I live in an apartment with 3 people and am trying to save money already to get a house.

[Anonymous No.16552420]

>>16552386
You don't need to justify yourself to that asshole, Anon.

[Anonymous No.16552437]

>>16543453
I demand for more

[Anonymous No.16552442]

>>16543617
comfy

[Anonymous No.16552466]

>>16552437

[Anonymous No.16552466,1]

nice kitchens