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Dippy eggs and soldiers yummy yummy

>> No.16534306

>>16534300
That's too many soldiers my lad. You need at least 5 eggs for that many.

>> No.16534305

>>16534300
do adult men really

>> No.16534312

br*tish food is mental illness

>> No.16534313

Do yanks really?

>> No.16534314

>>16534300
oi youve a loicense for that bruv?

>> No.16534318

>>16534313
A*mericans are frightened and confused by egg cups.

>> No.16534329

>>16534305
Gentlemen, yes. Not so much the hirsute cavemen that fart during meals and beat their wives for sport.

>> No.16534344

>>16534329
says the cuckold faggot who'd never lay a finger on a lady

>> No.16534352

>>16534344
well you're right anon, because i would never call your mother a lady

>> No.16534354

>>16534300
you people need to start using better words for everything

>> No.16534365

>>16534300
that's a lot of butter on those bread sticks

>> No.16534370

>>16534354
Bri'ish English is filled with whimsical baby-talk. I find it genuinely disgusting to hear adult men speak that way.

>> No.16534385

>>16534370
kinda hot when the women do it tho

>> No.16534393

>>16534385
Of course, but that's the same for all submissive feminine behavior.

>> No.16534400

>>16534385
Oi guvnah your dippy eggs is waiting when ya's ready *slinks off to the chambre*

>> No.16534401

>>16534385
Not bong women. It's like a troll speaking English.

>> No.16534456

>>16534385
OI FANCY A SHAG INNIT M8

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>>16534385
>british women
>hot

>> No.16534465

>>16534306
He's got six eggs there.

>> No.16534521

>>>/int/eddit

>> No.16534562

im retarded but it seems like you might waste a lot of egg by not peeling them before putting it in the cup? i don’t get the point of it

>> No.16534569

>>16534562
yeah you're right you are retarded

>> No.16534576

>>16534562
I suspect it's an upper class thing that spread to the masses. Eggs delicately cooked and peeled with care by skillful serving staff who woke up before dawn. I know if I tried to make that for myself while groggy in the morning I'd either overcook them, undercook them, or fuck them up trying to open them with my Manimal paws.

>> No.16534592

This whole time I thought Alice in Wonderland was written to be whimsical. Now I find that Brits really do just talk like that.

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>>16534576
They're very easy to open, you simply use the Dick Grip 9000.

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>>16534344
>says the cuckold faggot who'd never lay a finger on a lady

>> No.16534735

>>16534632
Is that tool Jewish?

>> No.16534806

>>16534632
Hot

>> No.16534832

>>16534562
You eat all of the egg, keeping most of it in the shell just helps maintain the well of liquid yolk. Once you've finished dipping toast in, you use a teaspoon to extract the rest.

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>>16534735
Good eye

>> No.16534919

>>16534352
Lightly chuckled

>> No.16534924

>>16534400
>chambre
Fucking kekd and checked

>> No.16535195

>>16534300
Put some marmite on the toast, delicious

>> No.16536653

>Hull City

based and Mauled by the Tigers pilled

>> No.16536742

>>16534300
TONY KHAN WANKS DOGS.

>> No.16536971

>>16534370
Hmm, on your way to the piggly wiggly for some cookies and Snapple I assume.

>> No.16536981

>>16534365
Those are soldiers sweetie

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>>16534370
>those worderinos are too heckin' immature. You should speakerino like adulterinos.

>> No.16537061

>>16534300
I've never eaten eggs like that.

>> No.16537210

>>16534562
You've never experienced the satisfying feeling of scraping a teaspoon against the inside of an egg shell to extract its flesh.

Two soldiers per egg is sufficient. For three eggs I'd have two slices of toast cut into 8 soldiers.

>> No.16538337

>>16534370
Now excuse me whilst i eat my tater tots and weenies

>> No.16538360

>>16534683
Carl?

>> No.16538372

>>16537061
I never will, boiling them and then removing the shell looks like a fuckin hassle and a half.

>> No.16538405

>>16538372
You don't remove the shell, you just knock the top off it and dip the toast in it. When you're done with the toast you can eat it with a spoon.

>> No.16538418

>>16538372
>>16538405
Doing it with shelled eggs would be an interesting experience. That's going to be my new quirk. People will call me Nudey-Whites, and I'll be friends with a mediocre comedian who will base a character on me when he gets a BBC contract to write a comedy series.