/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.16533165]

>Eulagisca gigantea, a scale worm that lives in Antarctica. It's about 8 inches long -- roughly the size of a squirrel.

Let's say you have a pile of Eulagisca's and you've been tasked with making a meal for 6. You can assume they taste like scallops. What do you need and how do you begin?

[Anonymous No.16533166]

>>16533165

I'd turn my oven to 360 degrees and walk away.

[Anonymous No.16533172]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHAHHHH

[Anonymous No.16533212]

>>16533165
imagine if dicks looked like that
wouldn't that be weird
heh

[Anonymous No.16533223]

>>16533212
thinking of dicks again today huh?

time to evaluate if you gay

[Anonymous No.16533224]

>>16533212
Heh, imagine that spiky stuff rubbing against your clitoris haha gross

[ieatinmycar No.16533226]

>>16533165
Yeah I'm not Asian though we don't eat that here.

[Anonymous No.16533250]

>>16533172
HELP ME NIGGERMAN AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.16533251]

>>16533165
>musty sweet pussy taste of scallops
>a worm
well i guess i'd remove the beak and bristles, open it longitudinally and remove and shit tubes (a worm is essentially just a shit tube so maybe i just purge them with fresh water instead, i have a lot of them so lets see what works)
make a courtboulliin with some salted water, white wine, bay leaf, black pepper, a couple of chilis, whatever, and poach them slowly at low heat for a long fuckin time, like an hour more or less, then remove them, cool them a bit, cut into bite sized rings and serve in a pasta with garlic, olive oil, torn basil, roasted tomatoes and salted lemon and a little bit of the coob bella geutze

[Anonymous No.16533254]

imagine it attaching to your taint

[Anonymous No.16533346]

>>16533251
honestly, like seriously, rawr.

i would like to be your friend.

[Anonymous No.16533410]

>>16533165
OwO dont cook me anon

[Anonymous No.16533454]

Tell your fellow Antarctic scientists that it's fasting for dinner that's fucking atrociously disgusting looking. I don't give a flying fuck what shit you cooked a snail in. It still tastes horrid beyond anything.

[Anonymous No.16533508]

>>16533165
Pasta, pesto, chopped up and fried Eulagisca gigantea.

[Anonymous No.16533510]

>>16533212
That's elton john's on the day he went on a date with freddie mercury

[Anonymous No.16533551]

a fucking cooking thread i was just in was deleted but this shit stays up
janny, if we ever meet, i'd gladly make you eat pavement

[Anonymous No.16533572]

>>16533410
I'd shoot you until you've been homeopathatized by lead

[Anonymous No.16533581]

>>16533165
I’m not a chink so I wouldn’t eat it.

If I was a chink I would throw it alive in my bat soup and hope that I shut down the world again.

[Anonymous No.16533603]

>>16533410
peak /ck/ right here

[Anonymous No.16533615]

>>16533250

[Anonymous No.16533647]

>>16533410
shut up benthic polychaete slut

[Anonymous No.16533653]

>>16533410
Someone call /tg/.

[Anonymous No.16533660]

>>16533581
Based chink
>>16533224
Ahah so gross right, this thing moving in ur vagina with its tickling feather like things ahah

[Anonymous No.16533665]

>>16533251
I was thinking a similar thing. Purge and supreme the edible bits, then cook a la nage. I would finish them in a garlic beurre monte and serve with fresh greens and tatty mash, though.

[Anonymous No.16533674]

>>16533212
>>16533224
The bristly hairs poke and prod your clit at different angles as they brush past. It's a little uncomfortable most of the time, but when it brushes at just the right angle... Ecstasy. Your body quivers in excitement as you begin to realize what's happening. For every bristle that brushes by, the worm has squirmed and writhed a little bit deeper into your vagina. Following the warmth of your body, its head jerks back and forth as it blindly searches for a way deeper inside you. As you feel the smooth head rub against your vaginal walls, its body twisting and contorting to gain enough friction to move deeper. As the last of its bristle caress your labia, the worm is now fully inside you, every bristle tickling and stimulating your insides. It continues to squirm for a moment until you feel the hard tip of its head against your cervix.

It starts with a little nibble. You feel it trying to find another way in, only for it to return to the same spot. It nibbles again, and soon nibbles turn into bites as its jaws sink into the tight entrance of your cervix. As it tears away small bits of flesh, you're overwhelmed with equal feelings of immense pain and immense pleasure. You know it needs to come out... But you want it to stay in. Your screams blend into moans as it creates an opening, its body writhing again as it begins to move into your cervix. Each of its thousands of bristles feels overpowering as they poke and brush the inside of your cervix. You feel its smooth head slide in, deeper than you've felt anything inside you before. Minutes feel like hours as it forces its way deep inside you. A mixture of blood and ejaculate pour from your vagina as it completes its journey, coiling inside your cervix. You feel a small lump in your lower abdomen: It's the worm, and it's now a part of you. Soon there will be eggs. Soon your belly willy get bigger. Soon... There will be more.

And you can't wait.

[Anonymous No.16533678]

>>16533674
How are /lit/ crossposters this powerful?

[Anonymous No.16533697]

>>16533674
Oh my.

[Anonymous No.16533800]

>>16533674
This was oddly arousing...

[Anonymous No.16533829]

>>16533165
Instead of scallops, I'd assume they taste more like barnacles.
Clean the shit from the outside and the head off.
blanch them really quick so the skin on the outside comes off then fry them in butter with old bay seasoning.
wa la

[Anonymous No.16533949]

>>16533674
Well that’s a fetish I didn’t know I had

[Anonymous No.16534032]

>>16533551
/ck/ honestly has the worst moderators on this site. I hope they all drown in a puddle of shit.

[Anonymous No.16534066]

>>16534032
what's wrong fwen? u sound upset.

[Anonymous No.16534113]

>>16534032

Never forget: these are the same jannies who banned based DinoTendies.

[Anonymous No.16534154]

>>16534113
Wait they banned dino tendies? Fucking monsters.

[Anonymous No.16534216]

>>16534113
I suspect there has been significan turnover since then.

[Anonymous No.16534228]

>>16534216

Around 40%, would you say?