webm thread

[Anonymous No.16527691]

[Anonymous No.16527705]

>>16527691
what is that it looks good

[Anonymous No.16527722]

FORMALLY PRESENTING: HIS EMINENCE

[Anonymous No.16527728]

>>16527705
No it doesn't. It looks like garbage. Gay garbage.

[Anonymous No.16527736]

>>16527722
Clever little joke I see you buddy. Instead of saying his excellence you go for a different compliment. Incredibly subtle but very nuanced

[Anonymous No.16527737]

>>16527705
chinese food from some mexican mall food court

[Anonymous No.16527747]

>>16527736
that's not a joke, that's what the word is used for. however, I should have said EGGINENCE or EMEGGENCE

[Anonymous No.16527760]

>>16527736
Thanks, i have been working on this for a while. Feel free to use it :^)

[Anonymous No.16527790]

[Anonymous No.16527921]

>>16527691
I hate it when a restaurant rips you off on the portion sizes.

[Anonymous No.16527924]

>>16527790
>>16527737
ultra fucking cringe
>>16527722
based

[Anonymous No.16527931]

>>16527737
>average size american breakfast
>it's a chink
Come on anon, you're getting lazy with your banter.

[Anonymous No.16527950]

>>16527722
Wait. How does he get out of there?

[Anonymous No.16527976]

>>16527790
Does she like go purge afterwards?

[Anonymous No.16527985]

>>16527950
He doesn't.

[Anonymous No.16528160]

>>16527691
Great, now go back and make me a box that isn't liable to pop open and stain everything in my car. Fucking assholes.

[Anonymous No.16528214]

>>16527691

[Anonymous No.16528279]

>>16527737
Shit like this being popular makes sense when you realize that at least half of her viewers are children.

[Anonymous No.16528291]

>>16527691
>dat be tree dorrar preese

[Anonymous No.16528295]

>>16528279
Children like to see people look like they're in agony while chewing?

[Anonymous No.16528332]

>>16527705
Looks like fried rice, teriyaki or bourbon chicken, and orange or honey chicken.

[Anonymous No.16528395]

>>16527691
>days where the grandma works as server

[Anonymous No.16528444]

>>16527722
>that filename
lel good one anon

[Anonymous No.16528480]

>>16527976
She has a digestive disorder where her body doesn't process food properly, so she can't get fat

[Anonymous No.16528494]

>>16527691
Good lord now that's a nice portion.

[Anonymous No.16528560]

>>16528214
>water is boring
"people" of colour are fucking weird

[Anonymous No.16528563]

>>16528160
It all looks clean and tidy to me

[Anonymous No.16528635]

>>16528160
Hey I remember this video, I think the occasion was thanksgiving, normal meals on a sub isnt nearly this fancy

>>16528563
jesus no wonder labor is so cheap in india

[Anonymous No.16528656]

>>16528214
Funny because most non-whites are too poor to eat 3 meals a day or eat trash scraps

[Anonymous No.16529483]

>>16527737
I just realised who she reminds me of, that chick in Audition

[Anonymous No.16529507]

>>16528279
why would children like this thinly veiled fetish bullshit

[Anonymous No.16529512]

>>16528563
I'd fuck that up so fast

[Anonymous No.16529515]

>>16527737
god help me

[Anonymous No.16529522]

>>16528214
Imagine taking any amount of time for such a low grade troll. Also, it wouldn't be almond milk, it would be something more boring like 2%.

[Anonymous No.16529526]

>>16528480
so what...her gut would be 3x the size after eating and she shits undigested food? gross

[Anonymous No.16529549]

>>16527691
>tfw the local chinese place just up and quit
i miss them so much bros...

[Anonymous No.16529561]

>>16528214
>he didn't wear whiteface for the video
>didn't even prepare boiled chicken for dinner

[Anonymous No.16529581]

>>16529483
All chinks look the same.

[Anonymous No.16529604]

>>16527691
can someone explain this? is the join a money laundromat or something?

[Anonymous No.16529608]

>>16529549
anon.... that looks really delicious, sorry you can't enjoy it anymore...

[Anonymous No.16529841]

[Anonymous No.16529849]

>>16528214
ehh i'm mexican always would eat at a friends house sometimes they would always serve ground beef with macoroni or macoroni with cheese or yellow rice and chicken lol none of these shit ynxds

[Anonymous No.16529853]

For me, it's Mongolian Beef and a side of Egg Drop Soup.

[Anonymous No.16529858]

>>16529849
also tthey would not drink soda or water until the meal is finish always thought that was fucking weird lol

[Anonymous No.16529948]

>>16528563
rest in pepsi to rajeesh's fingers

[Anonymous No.16530003]

>>16529841

[Anonymous No.16530004]

>>16529858
Soda part makes sense, but less so for water. Had a mexican woman take care of me when I was younger and her family had the same rule for juice.

[Anonymous No.16530045]

one of the reasons I prefer latinas and black women over white women

[Anonymous No.16530049]

[Anonymous No.16530121]

>>16530045
I feel like people that make videos like this just pretend its good
you know damn well that tastes horrible

[Anonymous No.16530160]

>>16528635
>normal meals on a sub isnt nearly this fancy
Normal meals on a sub are good as shit. These guys are isolated for months at a time in a metal tube in the ocean. Only good thing about it IS the food. Sub meals are a cut above the trash they feed the other branches top side.

[Anonymous No.16530173]

>>16530160
It's definitely a moral thing, but that clip seems like something that would have been used in a recruitment ad.

[Anonymous No.16530184]

>>16527737
I am no longer impressed by the capacity for attractive women to make themselves repulsive. It might be time for me to go innawoods and never look back.

[Anonymous No.16530195]

>>16530121
of course, she fucking boiled the things, ruining any flavor or texture

[Anonymous No.16530202]

>>16530049
And that's how we make salads here in Mexico.

[Anonymous No.16530204]

>>16530045
god I hate those stupid little pot-lip strainer things. useless. you can see her struggling with it

[Anonymous No.16530213]

>>16528563
I'm scared

[Anonymous No.16530218]

>>16529549
Bro, you have no idea how much I miss my kebab dude that up and quit, he was the only one to fill them enough, I haven't had a kebab since and it's been years.

[Anonymous No.16530282]

>>16528563
>who cropped out the liveleak logo?

[Anonymous No.16530286]

>>16530045
>american cuisine

[Anonymous No.16530291]

>>16528563
He looks so confident doing that, fuckin hell that's risky

[Anonymous No.16530314]

>>16528160
Submarine crews (at least in the US) were given the tastiest food and the best chefs in the entire navy. If you're locking 40 men in a sardine can for months at a time, you'd better give them good food bc their morale needed to be upheld at all costs.

[Anonymous No.16530354]

>>16530045
I actually found two boxes of legit Cheetos mac and cheese, regular and flaming hot. Both tasted exactly like Cheetos, but the pasta itself was shite. And the flaming hot had so much artificial coloring it was crazy, was legit afraid it was gonna stain my pot and utensils.

[Anonymous No.16530816]

>>16527691
Damn... I miss Mrs Soi Noona... That old bitch knew when we were all high and drunk like nobody's business.

[Anonymous No.16530837]

[Anonymous No.16530842]

>>16527737
>outlander tries kwama egg for the first time.webm

[Anonymous No.16530849]

>>16529604
almost all chinese places tend to be money laundering triad owned businesses. The obvious ones have been around for ages and yet you see nobody eating at, if you wonder how some chinese restaurants stay afloat for years with almost no customers, they probably deal with chinese mafia

[Anonymous No.16530851]

>>16527736
>Clever little joke I see you buddy. Instead of saying his excellence you go for a different compliment. Incredibly subtle but very nuanced

[Anonymous No.16530914]

>>16528214
lel, I remember this dude being famous on vine. I wonder how down in the dumps he is now.

[Anonymous No.16531001]

[Anonymous No.16531029]

>>16530202
Mexico fucking rules.

[Anonymous No.16531068]

>>16530291
This is classic pajeet peacock show boating... the dude is probably the manager or something and trying to show off... I can bet they wear chain gloves every other time.

[Anonymous No.16531079]

>>16531001
Why didn't they just make a full beef wellington?

[Anonymous No.16531170]

>>16527737
If I had one wish in the entire world, it would be to glass the entirety of China.

[Anonymous No.16531176]

>>16528160
Colour corrected

[Anonymous No.16531200]

>>16531068
>bandsaw
>gloves

[Anonymous No.16531606]

>>16528160
>Frying inside a submarine
Mutts are beyond retarded

[Anonymous No.16531692]

>>16531606
At that time, spilling a little hot oil was the least of their worries. Hell, if the chef for burned bad enough, they'd probably get to surface and get to take a short break in fresh air until they got a new cook. It was also a different time, I don't think cars even had seat belts yet.

[Anonymous No.16531733]

>>16528635
>I think the occasion was thanksgiving
While a definite possibility the cake suggests the Navy's birthday.

[Anonymous No.16531745]

>>16528279
what? it's porn.

[Anonymous No.16531748]

>>16531079
If you're cooking for one or two its probably not worth it.

[Anonymous No.16531751]

>>16530184
if you think that woman is attractive, I have bad news for you.

[Anonymous No.16531759]

>>16530218
>local kebab shop that's been around for almost twenty years closes because of covid

Pour one out for the fallen

[Anonymous No.16531779]

>>16531200
chain gloves literally don't do shit versus a band saw

[Anonymous No.16531803]

You guys hungry for some street food?

[Anonymous No.16532451]

>>16531001
>>16531079
>>16531748
>He doesn't devour the entire roast by himself

[Anonymous No.16532496]

>>16531001
That cut looks like it has barely any fat, I wonder how it comes out.

[Anonymous No.16532502]

>>16531001
How long was the initial half-second shot, that the meat contracts that much...

[Anonymous No.16532506]

>>16527722
>You will never have an egg toast prepared to you by a sweaty, angry indian gentleman surrounded by hundreds of eggs.
Why live.

[Anonymous No.16532574]

>>16531606
We literally retrofitted entire cargo ships into refrigerated creameries during WW2 just so troops and sailors in the tropical Pacific could have ice cream. Fuck you, we do what we want.

[Anonymous No.16532602]

>>16532574
>We
>was born in 2005

[Anonymous No.16532618]

>>16528563
a testament to doin 1000 chickens a day. Rakesh went home with like 5 bucks US after that

[Anonymous No.16532622]

>>16530837
fag vs chad

[Anonymous No.16532625]

>>16531803
that entire fucking country is sub human

[Anonymous No.16532630]

>>16530837
Our boy on the right has been out of prison for no more than 12 hours.

[Anonymous No.16532635]

>>16532602
Yes and? I have a fast knowledge of military history. I know pretty much everything about WW2.

[Anonymous No.16532644]

>>16532635
>fast knowledge
Well nigga, maybe Jeopardy is for you

[Anonymous No.16532653]

>>16530849
a few of the chinese restaurants in my hometown got raided for human trafficking a few years back

[Anonymous No.16532672]

>>16530045
Love from Kazakhstan

[Anonymous No.16532678]

>>16531170

[Anonymous No.16532682]

[Anonymous No.16532845]

>>16532635
>fast knowhow
>muh americun educashun

[Anonymous No.16532943]

>>16529526
>she shits undigested food? gross
How is that gross?

[Anonymous No.16532959]

>>16529841
good food combo

[Anonymous No.16532973]

>>16531779
They'll help you get degloved

[Anonymous No.16532995]

>>16532943
its not unless you think about how hemorrhoided her asshole is
humans are not made to shit undigested food

[Anonymous No.16533002]

>>16532682
>pours it all over the handle
he wasnt thinking was he

[Anonymous No.16533011]

>>16530184
Come home, white man

[Anonymous No.16533026]

>>16527722
long may he reign

[Anonymous No.16533029]

>>16530184
>attractive women to make themselves repulsive
Wipe off their whorepaint and they're usually as repulsive as their behavior

[Anonymous No.16533033]

>>16528160
This might sound dumb af, i don't know anything about the submarine ventilation. How do you have the deep fryer on the submarine in, what looks like, 80's? It eats so much fresh air. Did they have to resurface to cook the whole meal each time?

[Anonymous No.16533037]

>>16530849
just stop saying things like triad and mafia
just view them as extremely aggressive people with no life skills outside of violence

[Anonymous No.16533118]

>>16527737
Imagine the smell of her eggy farts

[Anonymous No.16533253]

>>16532682
video

[Anonymous No.16533278]

>>16533033
Obviously not, you fucking retard

[Anonymous No.16533537]

>>16528214
>knocking on cereal and PBJ
Excuse me but do you really expect me to believe that nogs eat anything else for breakfast most days? Or that they don't eat fast food?

I hate darkskins and Jews so god damned much

[Anonymous No.16533693]

>>16533011
This. The woods and the mountains are where we belong

[Anonymous No.16533710]

>>16533118
I should have never opened this.
I knew what was coming but curiosity overtook me

[Anonymous No.16534089]

>>16533118
who the fuck would do this
>its jack
ahhh

[Anonymous No.16534171]

>>16530837
man i can even hear the lipssss from the guy on the left

[Anonymous No.16534200]

>>16532995
I used to have MASSIVE shits and never got hemorrhoids.
You'd be surprised at how well your asshole adapts.

[Anonymous No.16534207]

>>16528214
I love water seasoned with ice!

[Anonymous No.16534215]

>>16528563
I remember the last time I saw this. The thread blasted him for wearing a watch while butchering the chicken. I forgot way.

[Anonymous No.16534217]

[Anonymous No.16534218]

>>16527691
What a Chad. Changs tried to exploit him, but he took what he was owed.

[Anonymous No.16534219]

>>16531803
everyday we stray further from god

[Anonymous No.16534225]

>>16532630
The guy on the right knew he was being filmed because it was a staged video.

[Anonymous No.16534233]

[Anonymous No.16534237]

>>16534217
>How to start an electrical fire *>* ():^)

[Anonymous No.16534241]

>>16534217
Someone invite her to /ck/. I think she'll like our stuff.

[Anonymous No.16534273]

[Anonymous No.16534339]

>>16534233
God invented browns to do these jobs.

[Anonymous No.16534446]

someone got the steak goblina webm? steak americana or something?

[Anonymous No.16534466]

>>16529549
>chinese food
>sushi

[Anonymous No.16534489]

>>16532995
Humans aren't made to have cocks in their assholes either but faggots and women do it all the time

[Anonymous No.16534491]

[Anonymous No.16534510]

>>16528563
I work at Pilgrims Pride chicken processing plant where we debone thousands of chickens a day. This video triggers me so much as he is just making a bunch of chunks of chicken with bone and meat together. Idk what the fuck he's cutting it up for like that. He would make so much more money deboning them.

[Anonymous No.16534532]

>>16531176
how do they stay healthy eating all that

[Anonymous No.16534568]

>>16534273
>bamboo cakes
Glad to see that darkoids have upgraded from dirt cookies.

[Anonymous No.16534575]

>>16534510
Because brown people cook meat that still has the bone in it.

[Anonymous No.16534583]

>>16527722
>tfw I accidentally started the "how does he get out of there?" meme

[Anonymous No.16534648]

>>16534532
They don't. After a few days they'd be limited to the lackluster options you'd expect and fill in the holes with a multivitamin.
This is likely the first meal after a restock, which is why everyone looks so happy. They wouldn't be so excited if this was an every day occurrence.

[Anonymous No.16534655]

>>16534568
it's sugarcane. jaggery is a less refined type of sugar.

[Anonymous No.16534722]

>>16531606
You know, if mutts can power their submarine with a nuclear reactor, they can competently install and use a deep fryer in said vessel.

[Anonymous No.16534733]

>>16534575
It just doesn't fucking make sense. He could have had some nice, boneless chicken breasts, 2 full tenderloins for some chicken tendies, and some nice drumsticks and thighs. Now he's got a bunch of worthless chunks fill with small splintery bones that would only be good for broth, and he could have just made a good broth out of the carcass once it's deboned. Doesn't make any sense. Surprised he didn't fuck up the wings, too.

[Anonymous No.16534814]

>>16531779
Yes they do... unless you lean into the saw belt with all your force they will give you enough time to pull away.

[Anonymous No.16534816]

>>16534733
The culture prefers bone-in meat. It's all going in curry anyway, so it at least vaguely makes sense to break it up into similar sized chunks. There's no point taking the extra minute to debone every chicken if there isn't a market for it.

[Anonymous No.16534850]

>>16527722
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.

I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Egg Fort thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the webm. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" Surly King guy, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your greasy egg sandwich on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about eggs. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Eggfag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "HOW DOES HE GET OUT WITHOUT BREAKING THE EGGS?" You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.

Forever...

[Anonymous No.16534851]

>>16534816
It just seems like a waste of good meat and outrageously inefficient. No wonder those countries are still fucking third world.

[Anonymous No.16534854]

>>16534850
Eggsit? Eggsplain?hk2hg

[Anonymous No.16534876]

>>16534851
How is it a waste or inefficient if the customers still eat it?

[Anonymous No.16534931]

>>16530045
this is some real midwestern mom shit

[Anonymous No.16534983]

>>16527790
How is shit like this possible? I'm 6' 240 pounds and I couldn't eat half that plate in one sitting

[Anonymous No.16535410]

>>16528160
there's a cool vid on a us nuclear sub's food, they even have jalapeno poppers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bPJUVKizh90

[Anonymous No.16535413]

>>16527737
that mouth would fit to my cock

[Anonymous No.16535451]

>>16534814
Most bandsaw blades have serrated edges. If a chain link glove got caught in that you'd lose most of your hand

[Anonymous No.16535555]

>>16528563
why would he wear a watch while doing this

[Anonymous No.16535597]

[Anonymous No.16535606]

>>16534876
May I attempt to succinctly summer this autistic complaint to remove confusion?
ahem
>SOMETHING DIFFERENT??? REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.16535608]

>>16535597
How are you supposed to eat that without looking like a caveman?

[Anonymous No.16535617]

>>16530837
I do that because excess grease upsets my stomach. no bully

[Anonymous No.16535621]

>>16535617
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2A1qYpp4HA

[Anonymous No.16535685]

>>16527691
Looks like a relatively small portion for the average American I would say.

[Anonymous No.16535700]

>>16527705
my dog :(

[Anonymous No.16535803]

>>16530049
Taco in a bag is good

[Anonymous No.16535815]

>>16535621
Based

[Anonymous No.16535852]

>>16534491
would it not be easier to move the cleaver instead of the fish, what is the point of this

[Anonymous No.16535871]

>>16535852
I assume it's harder to stabilize the fish when scaling it with just one hand.

[Anonymous No.16536161]

>>16528160
>submarine mess
>its nice and clean looking

[Anonymous No.16536194]

>>16527737
every time i see her stuff get posted, i always get drawn into her nose.
that shit just freaks me out. sometimes it looks like it moves on its own or it looks like just holes like looking at a skull

[Anonymous No.16536201]

>>16529841
As someone from Slovakia.. Never fucking heard of this.
The crime we make with hotdogs is boiling them in water instead of grilling them.
Majority of time they will be eaten with mustard and bread as they are considered lowest form of "meat", usually ends up in soups with beans.
Nobody would buy blueberries with hotdogs as they are expensive.
The whole thing is wtf.

[Anonymous No.16536202]

>>16536194
Yeah, that's a definite 1990s quality nosejob. She needs to sue if she paid for it this millenniumm

[Anonymous No.16536237]

>>16532574
Extremely based. Meanwhile us kiwis provide the rest of the world with cheap milk and dairy at the expense of extremely high prices within our own country. FUCK fonterra, silver farms, and most of all, foodstuffs and countdown.

[Anonymous No.16536306]

>>16536237
Nobody imports milk, are you retarded?

[Anonymous No.16536319]

>>16536306
NZ exports billions of litres of milk every year. It accounts for about 20% of global milk exports and makes up around 3.5% of our GDP.

[Anonymous No.16536376]

>>16536201
>The crime we make with hotdogs is boiling them in water instead of grilling them.
dirty water dogs are iconic

[Anonymous No.16536399]

>>16535597
Who puts vomit on food?

[Anonymous No.16536414]

>>16535617
Maybe just avoid eating greasy foods straight up. Yes everyone judges you for degreasing your food.

[Anonymous No.16536422]

>>16528214
das rite muppet boys

[Anonymous No.16536440]

>>16536422
Could have been worse

[Anonymous No.16536463]

>>16534568
it is sugar you fucking retard.

[Anonymous No.16536466]

>>16527737
people who get genuine enjoyment from watching this type of shit need to be executed

[Anonymous No.16536467]

>>16528214
im a spic and this was literally my diet in college. still the same now except grilled chicken n veg instead of frozen pizza

[Anonymous No.16536468]

>>16533118
I actually like jack for bringing comedy into the kitchen and this isn't the worst thing he's ever done.

[Anonymous No.16536474]

>>16534339
Your mentality is the reason why our countries are flooded with poos, niggers and chinks

[Anonymous No.16536482]

>>16533118
jej was this the famous chili he entered into that contest and didnt even place in the top 10 so he posted a video about how the judges were biased against him?

[Anonymous No.16536494]

>>16534466
>thinking any restaurant outside of it's native country is actually authentic
Something like 70-80% of Japanese restaurants here are owned by Koreans.

[Anonymous No.16536500]

>>16530045
American women*

[Anonymous No.16536529]

>>16536494
> Here
> No mention where the fuck "here" is

Useless spastic you had 1 job

[Anonymous No.16536535]

>>16536529
Earth bro

[Anonymous No.16536550]

[Anonymous No.16536578]

>>16536550
Sad!

[Anonymous No.16536580]

>>16536550
good. get all those shit toppings off.

[Anonymous No.16536586]

>>16535555
checked

[Anonymous No.16536592]

>>16531079
americans can't eat anything unless they add cheese to it

[Anonymous No.16536712]

>>16530045
this isnt too bad as far as crimes against food go. its just m&c with a fair bit of corn starch and whatever the fuck they flavor it with, probably msg and cheapest chilli dust.

[Anonymous No.16536714]

>>16531176
The food was never this good when I was in the Navy.

[Anonymous No.16536736]

>>16536550
I swear that shit never comes off the god damn spatula even if you flour it more than the dough itself.

[Anonymous No.16536740]

>>16536399
The Japanese

[Anonymous No.16536745]

>>16527691
Javanese portions are such a meme, whats the point of eating so little?

[Anonymous No.16536756]

>>16534983
Toilet chair

[Anonymous No.16536768]

>>16527737
Plot twist: that's an ordinary chicken's egg, and the woman is just a particularly small Asian.

[Anonymous No.16536770]

>>16528563
Hope hes just doing it for the camera and this is not his daily speed of chicken cutting.
Also the guy is doing minced chicken at this point

[Anonymous No.16536777]

>>16529483
I swear that movie must have gotten a sponsorship from the company that makes those wires, would be a shame if it isnt

[Anonymous No.16536783]

>>16528214
I mean, soyboys are usually white. If you've never met any ("other") white men, it's understandable to think they're all there is.

[Anonymous No.16536790]

>>16535597
> authentic Italian food in Japan

[Anonymous No.16536794]

>>16536736
That's because you need something to roll under the dough. Like corn meal.

[Anonymous No.16536798]

>>16536794
Fair enough, have not tried coarser powders. Flour is fucking shit, maybe corn meal will work better. I assume it is just about the coarseness and nothing else?

[Anonymous No.16536809]

>>16536794
while i am guilty of somewhat overloading my pizzas every time, the cornmeal helped me none. in the end i just wussed out and went for sheet pan pizzas.

[Anonymous No.16536813]

>>16536550
>>16536736
>>16536794
>>16536809
You leave it on the pizza paddle too long, the moisture of the dough makes it stick.

[Anonymous No.16536817]

>>16536736
Your dough is too wet.

[Anonymous No.16536823]

>>16536813
It sticks to it in under half a minute. It takes me 1,5 to get to the oven. The only way I can use it is if I either make the dough dry as fuck or shuffle it constantly like I am on a meth binge.

>>16536817
Not really. The dough itself is not sticky and is very nice and soft. Makes fantastic pizza.

[Anonymous No.16536829]

>>16536813
anon my working surface is the same table i got my oven on. im not a comic book superhero and cant do much beyond preparing all the shit to put on the dough right next to it.

[Anonymous No.16536831]

>>16530045
> NOOOO, COOKING IS SERIOUS BUSINESS, YOU CAN'T JUST MESS AROUND AND TRY SOME STUPID SHIT, YOU MUST ONLY USE RECIPES FROM TRUSTED SOURCES, TRUST THE HECKIN EXPERTS!!!

[Anonymous No.16536833]

>>16536813
>You leave it on the pizza paddle too long, the moisture of the dough makes it stick.
This. Depending on how moist your dough is and how much flour you've put on the bottom it will stick faster or slower, but it will eventually stick to the paddle. That's why you have to be quick, and either put the toppings on while it's one some more heavily flowered surface, or just do it faster on the paddle.

It definitely is a tricky thing. Practice makes perfect.

[Anonymous No.16536859]

>>16530849
Makes sense to a certain level. There is a very big restaurant near where I live that is like a mansion with the shape of a chinese castle. Its so big and yet I never seen it filled with people, every time I walk by is empty and this is ben up for like 30 years.
The thing with chinese is that they are so hermetic that you dont notice what they could be doing, you dont even see them walking down the street like everyone else does. there had ben manny cases of human trafficking in those restaurants.

[Anonymous No.16536873]

>>16536550
Why is he grilling a pizza, anyway?

[Anonymous No.16536883]

>>16536873
He needs an oven that can get hot enough

[Anonymous No.16536892]

>>16530045
any recipe that includes potato chips and especially cheetos as an ingredient is automatically garbage

[Anonymous No.16536914]

>>16536550
>>16536736
>>16536794
>>16536798
>>16536813
The other thing is to be decisive with the transfer. Pizzas being transferred smell fear, so if you hesitate or make a half move, you're done for. One smooth motion.

[Anonymous No.16536931]

>>16536914
>Pizzas being transferred smell fear
This is correct. This guy fucks.

[Anonymous No.16536959]

>>16527691

[Anonymous No.16536969]

>>16532682
To be fair he did say something like "I don't know why the hell I did that"

[Anonymous No.16536984]

>>16536969
> it's okay, I was only *unintentionally* retarded

[Anonymous No.16537034]

>>16533118
This is not bad at all considering jack standards

[Anonymous No.16537080]

>>16534233
Imagine if he stumbles on a banana pel

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[Anonymous No.16537108]

>>16536914
the problem was the guy jerking the peel forward, you move it forward gently and jerk back.

[Anonymous No.16537137]

>>16535852
With a cleaver maybe but not a hoe or whatever that is

[Anonymous No.16537227]

>>16527737
Not even asians on yt like Sooyoung lol

[Anonymous No.16537239]

>>16534339
>he wants brown people to touch his food

[Anonymous No.16537322]

>>16535597
>le smother it in cheese meme

[Anonymous No.16537341]

>>16535617
As long as you don't do that t.rex thing with your hands, don't wear non-wedding rings, and don't have earrings, then you're okay.

[Anonymous No.16537419]

>>16534200
same i shit rocks and massive logs and i have never gotten hemorrhoids

[Anonymous No.16537434]

>>16528214
GOD I love being white as the driven snow, this is literally exactly what I eat all the time, LOL I love how much my existence triggers the lesser races

[Anonymous No.16537447]

>>16534568
You're not being ironically stupid. You're just stupid.

[Anonymous No.16537456]

>>16536550
I don't make pizzas from home. But I think you're supposed to put semolina flour on the paddle so it slides off easily.

[Anonymous No.16537470]

>>16535410
>freezer has a lock on it
>on a ship that's underwater
niggas be stealing shit no matter where it is

[Anonymous No.16537665]

>>16536740
>>16536790
I'm pretty sure this place is in Vegas, or at least there's a restaurant that also does "fatbabys" in vegas in a identical way using the same kind of holder for the baguette.

[Anonymous No.16537734]

>>16529526
>this faggot doesn't know how to love a woman

[Anonymous No.16537757]

>>16537434
damn you must be a massive pussy physically if you honestly eat like that. Man up and do the white race a favor and eat real fuckin food.

[Anonymous No.16537839]

[Anonymous No.16537846]

>>16535597
everything looked good until the cheese

[Anonymous No.16537847]

>>16534273
Up until a minute in I was dead certain they were making coke.

[Anonymous No.16537859]

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[Anonymous No.16537870]

>>16537839
Looks awful but eateable

[Anonymous No.16537894]

>>16537859
Porotos

[Anonymous No.16537897]

>>16533033
Submarines can make their own fresh air from seawater.

[Anonymous No.16537901]

[Anonymous No.16537908]

>>16532630
He's a faggot doing a staged video for the chive.

[Anonymous No.16537915]

>>16537105
do you actually eat the skin though? seems like it would be incredibly chewy

[Anonymous No.16537916]

>>16537734
Love makes you weak.

[Anonymous No.16537985]

>>16537859
these niggas eatin beans

[Anonymous No.16537991]

>>16535597
Not even Jack or Kay would come up with something this vile, disgusting.

[Anonymous No.16538145]

>>16537991
>implying

[Anonymous No.16538168]

>>16531606
Obsessed

[Anonymous No.16538169]

>>16537108
Isn't it all about the smooth push and then a solid yank back to more-or-less remove the carrying-surface rather than shift the pizza?

[Anonymous No.16538201]

>>16537434
>GOD I love being white as the driven snow, this is literally exactly what I eat all the time, LOL I love how much my existence triggers the lesser races

[Anonymous No.16538204]

>>16537665
I think anon was referring to Natto

[Anonymous No.16538226]

>>16537847
That's made from the leafs, moron.

[Anonymous No.16538247]

>>16538145
What fucking episode?

[Anonymous No.16538322]

>>16534850
nice copypasta

[Anonymous No.16538353]

>>16534850
go back to twitter, you're clearly as fragile as the eggs in that video

[Anonymous No.16538358]

[Anonymous No.16538374]

>>16530842
top kek

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[Anonymous No.16538414]

>>16527691
You know that's not real Chinese food, right? In fact, most American versions of ethnic foods are just another form of cultural appropriation.

[Anonymous No.16538415]

>>16536550
He forgot to put semolina on the peel. Without that, it sticks like a motherfucker.

[Anonymous No.16538451]

>>16535621
>>16535815
Ulillillia got his life together. Literally the exact opposite of the CWC arc. I hope platform masters sees the light of day in my lifetime.

[Anonymous No.16538463]

>>16536914
based pizza whisperer

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[Anonymous No.16538489]

>>16537916
a man who declares himself to be without weakness is a liar and misunderstands humanity

[Anonymous No.16538491]

>>16538397
what is that he put in the bottom?

[Anonymous No.16538497]

>pizza whisperer

[Anonymous No.16538543]

>>16538491
Prawns in cheese sauce.

[Anonymous No.16538553]

>>16535621
Ulillillia made it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-79yOZ13qg

[Anonymous No.16538569]

>>16533033
they have zero problem making air out of the seawater.
literally the only reason for them to resurface in less than a year is for food(there's only so much room to store food) and for the sanity of the men

[Anonymous No.16538586]

>>16536237
>>16536306
The US doesn't really import milk and most dairy, at least not relative to our size and consumption of dairy, but most of the world actually does import dairy.

[Anonymous No.16538670]

>>16538489
I have defeated every woman I've ever encountered. I can defeat every woman in your life, and would not hesitate to do so. My strength is great, my power mighty.

[Anonymous No.16538686]

[Anonymous No.16538695]

>>16538586
hi hi

[Anonymous No.16538738]

>>16535852
I think it's a solution when lacking a stable surface and a sharp cleaver. The tool is clearly dull and this method lets them compensate by using two hands to manipulate the fish.

[Anonymous No.16538749]

>>16530045
>All the spice left in the watrr

[Anonymous No.16538763]

>>16530837
Based ulillilla supporter loosing weight by eating pizza

[Anonymous No.16538844]

>>16528160
that was pretty unappetizing looking ngl

It's literally just normal food I grew up on. Lame.

[Anonymous No.16538881]

>>16530837
omfg now I know why Trump stands at podiums so weird! That and the belly LOL

[Anonymous No.16538882]

>>16538844
months on end punching holes in water you learn to appreciate some buttered corn and milk, anon

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[Anonymous No.16538955]

>>16538497
Okay now take NY water to CA and repeat. I bet the same thing happens in reverse (stupid asses)

[Anonymous No.16538967]

>>16529549
Mine closed down after Panda Express opened up down the road. I'm not sure why, the only thing I think Panda does better is chow mein, but all their portions are tiny compared to the place that closed down.

[Anonymous No.16538976]

>>16538967
The large majority of people who go out are looking speed, low prices, and consistency. Panda Express isn't "good" but it's good enough and trumps local places on those other points.

[Anonymous No.16538985]

>>16538955
Take both of them to the Midwest, like fuckin SD where bland staples foods are the norm and get that person to blink guess. It would just be 'It ...smells like pizza. WTF are you testing?'

[Anonymous No.16538989]

>>16538976
I think consistency is the only thing they do better. Maybe people just don't want to get out of their car and prefer using the driv-thru instead of walking a few yards.

[Anonymous No.16538995]

>>16532496

[Anonymous No.16539014]

>>16538670
alright u win

[Anonymous No.16539021]

>>16538358
Is this guy cooking for the queen or something? Looks good desu, especially >>16538397

[Anonymous No.16539062]

>>16539021
Sorta, he was on a tv show as an ex "royal chef", but he seemed like a lower level dude that was cooking for the extended family.

[Anonymous No.16539077]

>>16538414
If it's not "real," then how is it cultural appropriation?

[Anonymous No.16539159]

>>16536550
If it sticks like that just use your hand to help roll it off the paddle...

[Anonymous No.16539164]

>>16537434
you don't eat like that because you're white you eat like that because you're male, single and depressed. This is clearly bachelor food, it makes no sense as a white people food video, they're just retarded

[Anonymous No.16539238]

>>16536466
correct

[Anonymous No.16539253]

>>16530837
I love to order a bunch of stuff and down it like a slob king just to stick it to my skinny friends who shudder at the thought

[Anonymous No.16539260]

>>16538985
based non-pretentious dakotans

[Anonymous No.16539285]

>>16537901
*sploosh*

[Anonymous No.16539301]

>>16538497
NY water is unfiltred. There are microcrustaceans called copepods in it.

[Anonymous No.16539303]

[Anonymous No.16539309]

>>16538201
You're shittin on him but buddy is really damn lean, perfect building block to become an absolute chad within a year or two.

[Anonymous No.16539329]

>>16538886
I freak out

[Anonymous No.16539342]

>>16530045
My co worker showed me the branded version of these they sell at Walmart and I almost gagged. She was legit excited to try them though. She's white as well but I thought minorities were way more into those flaming hot garbage snacks? Idk either way its not for me. I can't even stomach 1 of those cheap artificial nuggets ill get a stomachache.

[Anonymous No.16539362]

>>16533118
At least it's healthy for him to eat but goddamn that is not in any way shape or form how I want my chili to look

[Anonymous No.16539388]

>>16539342
Cookie burger is pretty innofensive

[Anonymous No.16539394]

>>16533118
What is that precooked meat cube stuff ja/ck/ uses?

[Anonymous No.16539425]

>>16537870
Except that the inside of cans is lined with a layer of plastic that most likely isn't meant to stay safe at oven temperatures. Remember, cans are only brought up to boiling temperature during the canning process.

[Anonymous No.16539478]

>>16536550
The trick would be to use some parchment paper on the peel if you're not able to get the technique down right.
It might ignite a bit around the edges on a grill, but it won't cause any issues underneath the pizza in terms of browning, and might even help to keep it from burning itself.

[Anonymous No.16539569]

>>16539260
I don't know about if they are or aren't based, I just know they are in the middle of fucking no where and likely have a menu akin to Potato with a side of wild game and apparently are fans of Lutefisk.
If they can't tell a difference between those pizza's then it's all placebo.

[Anonymous No.16539590]

>>16539388
I would say the ham-cheese'n'banana might be less offensive if only because banana can be very muted so would just be like a sweeter potato-like substance. Cookie burger might be on par at best.

[Anonymous No.16539797]

>>16539394
left over undercooked pork shoulder

[Anonymous No.16539911]

>>16539797
>one jar just for one (1) pepper

[Anonymous No.16539919]

>>16539911