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Where's your tiny whisk, Anon?

>> No.16525806

in my pants

>> No.16525809

in my ass

>> No.16525812

in my penis hole

>> No.16525813

>>16525801
Fuck off you goddamn ugly bald headed niggerfaggot get your own gimmicks and stop stealing from chef John

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>>16525801
Why it's e-celeb Andrew Rea

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>>16525819

>> No.16525972

>>16525835
what the actual fuck is wrong with him?
is he such a pussy he can't pour it like a man?

>> No.16526335

>>16525835
What the actual fuck, is he retarded?

>> No.16526354

>>16525972
>what the actual fuck is wrong with him?
He's a left-wing soyboy cuck.

>> No.16526360

>>16525835
just the idea of pain is agonizingly unbearable. he lives in life, avoiding it. such is the case with many foodies, sensualists, goitered retards, who build their life around the fulfillment of a very specific sensuality

>> No.16526371

>>16525801
lol someone is compensating...

>> No.16526391

>>16525801
I wish he’d ram that whisk up my asshole

>> No.16526441

>cringing with reddish

>> No.16526469

>>16525819
in no way this person can cook, who the fuck cuts an onion like that, he almost lost a piece of his finger right there

>> No.16526539

>>16525801
reddit

>> No.16527484

>>16526469
Sour grapes much? Yikes

>> No.16527509
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I keep it on me at all times

>> No.16527518

>>16527509
is that actually you?

>> No.16527524

>>16525835
Why didn't he use both handles?

>> No.16527530
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>>16527518
Damn right

>> No.16527614

>>16527530
alright, that's based

>> No.16527641

>>16526354
Babish:
>rich
>hotwife
>fucks around with food for a living
>multiple revenue streams
>multi-floor residience in the capitol of the World

(You):
>12
>faggot

>> No.16527670

>>16525801
in the kitchen

>> No.16527676

>>16527641
>hotwife
Our guy Babeesh is gay, anon.

>> No.16527679

>>16527641
faggot > bald faggot

>> No.16527680

>>16526469
I swear no youtube cook has good knife skills. It's truly a do as I say not as I do.

>> No.16527782

>>16525835
>le quirky reddit man

>> No.16527824

>>16525819
How has he not lost a fucking finger yet?

>> No.16527834

>>16527641
>hotwife
Do you know what that term actually means

>> No.16527838

>>16527641
hope he sees this bro

>> No.16527866

>>16525801
I thoroughly enjoy soy milk and Lego star wars.

My wife's son gave me tickets to a white guilt workshop because I was getting a bit too toxic.

>> No.16527870

>>16526469
>>16527824
the nail polish will protect him

>> No.16527891

>>16525835
im more shocked that he thought that take was good enough to use.

>> No.16527902

>>16525835
big jack energy on this one

>> No.16527927

>>16526469
>in no way this person can cook
He can't

>> No.16528525

>>16527641
Babish:
>will die of aids by 40
Me:
>will last at least until 55 when I finally drop from a coronary
I think we know who the real winner is

>> No.16528532

>>16525801
If I see this guy crossing the road I'll floor it and sandwich his legs between my car and a cement wall.

Carmageddon style. No mercy for poofters.

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>>16525801
*blocks your path*
Here's a superior youtube celebrity chef with a superior freakishly small utensil

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>>16525801
>tfw gave it to my mom and now all I have is pic related

>> No.16528606

>>16528561
he's based. i made his pita bread it was balling

>> No.16528628

>>16528561
>>16528606
I made those korean bbq short ribs the other day. The meat is cheap as fuck at my butcher and I just love teriyaki.

>> No.16528637

>>16527641
>Hotwife
You're more correct then you even realise

>> No.16528699

>>16528561
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Og1cdmqs9ko
Best sandwich I've ever had

>> No.16528752

>>16525813
opened this thread to say this

>> No.16528783

>>16527524
He had a stroke and can only use one hand.

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>> No.16528923

>>16528907
This is getting personal..

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>>16525801

>> No.16528989

>>16525835
>me after a friday night

>> No.16529001

>>16528907
Is that the official soyjak cookware set?

>> No.16529006

Is he actually left wing?

>> No.16529358

>>16527870
Is he transgender?

>> No.16529371

>>16529006
He lives in New York, what do you think?

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>>16527484

>> No.16529488

>>16525819
I legit physically cringed watching this, holy fuck how horrifying.

>> No.16529498

>>16528561
One of those rare youtubers that are ridiculously popular while actually having good content
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RCD7yzZvHiU

>> No.16529661

>>16528561
I make his cheese crackers at least once a month. Good stuff.

>> No.16530444

>>16529661
How is there a recipe for cheese and crackers? It’s just cheese and crackers lol

>> No.16530464

>>16529006
I've never seen him say anything political in his videos but I've only watched a few

>> No.16530473

>>16529006
he's smart enough not to comment on politics also >>16527870 the fuck is the deal with the nail polish

>> No.16530481

>>16529006
>>16530464
He lives in New York and regularly paints his nails...

>> No.16530626
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>>16525801
Had this discussion with a friend just the previous night but anyone who cooks in a kitchen and wears rings, watches, bracelets, or other accessories while they bake is nothing more than a faggot poser that needs to be hit with a baking sheet WWF style multiple times.
I've worked in multi-star restaurants that if you arrived on shift with anything that bacteria or other debris could be trapped under. You would be shown the door.

>> No.16530642

>>16529006
>Babish is a left-wing retard
>Greg from How to Drink is a left-wing retard
Sigh...I enjoy their sometimes creative recipes, more so Greg's than Babish, but both nu-males demonstrate the personalities of wet towels.

>> No.16530668

>>16525801
In the right-of-stove drawer, next to the pizza cutter.
Don't use it for much but vinaigrettes/dressings.

>> No.16530695

>>16529006
He brought that Mexican foot goblin onto his channel after she destroyed BA, and participated on that thing where everyone posted black squares to support BLM.

>> No.16530709

>>16530695
>and participated on that thing where everyone posted black squares to support BLM.
I unsubscribed from so many channels that day. The sad thing was that nearly all of the channels were starring or ran by whites. How cucked can you be to worship a black criminal that should have been in prison?

>> No.16530714

>>16530709
Black lives matter, chud.

>> No.16530723
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>>16530714
>pic related
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
If that was the case tell blacks to stop killing one another in US cities such as Chicago, Baltimore, Washington DC, New York, and anyone on the west coast. Or, in places in Africa or Europe.
Black lives only matter to white faggots who are scared of blacks.
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

>> No.16531011

>>16525812
my ones up this guys dick too

>> No.16531055

>>16525835
My asshole after 15 beers and taco bell

>> No.16531239

>>16525801
This dude takes BBC

>> No.16531255

>>16527641
Based

>> No.16531260

>>16530642
greg isnt shocking. but he is slightly less soi

>> No.16531261

>>16525819
AHHHHHHHH

>> No.16531266

>>16527834
no desu, what's it mean

>> No.16531267

>>16525835
>/ck/ too fucking stupid to understand this was a goof

>> No.16531270

>>16525801
In the suicide drawer, but it's at least twice that size.

>> No.16531289

>>16530444
Not cheese and crackers. Cheese crackers.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gxOTPTMyiHU&t

>> No.16531827

>>16525801
FORCED CHANNEL (((GUESS WHY)))

>> No.16531926

>>16529006
He's a New York City socialite "influencer". It would be suprising if he wasn't left wing.

>> No.16531953

>>16531926
These days all you have to do is not be opposed to Sesame Street and you're indelibly hard left.

>> No.16532093

>>16525801
Haha trenne no passo

>> No.16532264

>>16525801
pInCh oF (kosher) SaLt

>> No.16532274

>>16531267
>I was just pretending to be retarded
-LITERALLY- the oldest cope on this shitty website

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*remasters your recipe*

>> No.16532510

>>16530723
What kinda of a dipshit drew that? Have they never looked at a map before? Brazil has a giant ass tumor on it with some random made up island off the coast, Cuba is the size of Mexico, and Florida is a fucking island.

>> No.16532586

NEW BABISH DROPPED AAAAA IT'S FAMILY GUY

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>>16532510
>nooooooo this art isn’t photorealistic!!!!

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>>16525835

>> No.16533874

>>16529498
10/10

>> No.16533897

>>16533188
It takes a legit retard to think Florida is an island. Unless it's some weebshit anime where the creators have never even looked at the Western hemisphere.

>> No.16533967

>>16529498
I love Chef John but this was hilarious

>> No.16534094

>>16525801
This is just chef johns freakishly small wooden spoon gag.

>> No.16536181

>>16530709
I hadn't watched the channel johnny vs in a long time and then I tune in to a video and he has to do some BLM shit before the review started, unsubbed right then.

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>>16533967
I have a feeling he likes it too, anon

>> No.16536365

>>16525819
Why is he cutting through the root? Do people do this? Last I checked thats how you burn your eyes out with onion napalm

>> No.16536528

>>16530626
I work in a 1 star Michelin restaurant and the head chef and I wear watches. A lot of chefs do because it's helpful during service and just in general.

>> No.16536635

>>16532488
dogshit channel

>> No.16536637

Who is more r*dd*t in your opinion
babish or Joshua Weissman?

>> No.16536644

>>16527530
>>16527614
Start a YouTube channel called Binging with Basedish.

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>>16528561
for me it's the youtube celebrity chef with freakishly large utensils.

>> No.16536690

>>16536637
1984

>> No.16536698

>>16528960
I was looking for this post, the thread should have stopped here.

>> No.16537130

>>16536672
Fugggg why did I watch the video where he dies
RIP grandpa

>> No.16537149

>>16525801
Take the L. You will never make a good tranette Al pesto babitch

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>>16525801
Whats his problem???

>> No.16537168

>>16526371
underrated post

>> No.16537179

>>16537152
He doesn't want to clean under his nails. Why do you think women do that shit?

>> No.16537224

>>16525801
Tranette no passto

>> No.16537246

>>16537179
what

>> No.16537249

>>16529498
kek chef john is based but i'm hitting the floor laughing

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>adding other cooks in his channel
>trying to be the bon appetit successor
>hired fucking Sohla the destroyer
When's his inevitable SJW-fueled controversy happening that'll blow his house of cards down? He's going too woke too fast, and no way his "allies" are trustworthy enough to not dig up any dirt he has hidden

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>>16537246
>shit gathers under nails
>you clean it up
>women and homosexuals are too lazy to do that
>therefore, they paint their nails

>> No.16537296

>>16537293
oh I see what you're saying now, I thought you were saying that painting the top of your nails somehow prevented shit getting under the nail

>> No.16537304
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>>16525801
faggot can't even cacio pepe

>> No.16537315

>>16537296
Yeah, sorry dude my wording was misleading. English is not my first language hombre.

>> No.16537925

>>16537304
caca e poopoo

>> No.16537935

>>16527641
>hotwife
fucking lmao

>> No.16537947

>>16525801
I just use a fork because I'm not an attention seeking, reddit, faggot whose entire life is a gimmick.

>> No.16537999

>>16537925
:)

>> No.16538342

>>16532488
more like needlessly complicates basic shit.

>> No.16538479

>>16536273
kek wholesome

>> No.16539067

>>16537925
LOL

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>>16528561
>tfw you are the Al Capone of your calzone

>> No.16539232

>>16531289
I was disappointed when he didn't call me the Cracker Jack of my cracker snack.

>> No.16540236

>>16531289
Can you stop using cracka with a hard R that's our word

>> No.16540434

>>16537152
>Whats his problem???
its his escape hatch, he knows he'll eventually be cancelled but this allows him to say hes genderqueer when the inevitable happens.

>> No.16540492

>>16537152
mid-life crisis, and probably missed his chance to dye his hair

>> No.16540857

>>16525801
GOD, this man is reddit as fuck

>> No.16540867

>>16526469
>Implying his knife is sharp

>> No.16540872

>>16531266
His wife goes around in the neighborhood giving everyone strawberry fudge kisses

>> No.16540878

>>16540492
Kek

>> No.16540899

>>16528561
>After all you are the Chef John
>of your wishes dot com.

>> No.16540902

>>16528907
Hey, so you can burn his face all the time. Not worth.

>> No.16540913

>>16525835
He did this on purpose to just make you faggots seethe.

>> No.16540963

>>16527891
Mo views mo money

>> No.16541029

>>16528907
Well I'm glad they're cooking more

>> No.16541070

this stays up but a perfectly good recipe thread gets deleted and all posters banned?

>> No.16541947

>>16529006
liberalism is not leftism...

>> No.16542086

>>16541947
no, but it is left wing

>> No.16543145

>>16540872
eewwwuuhhhh

>> No.16544191

>>16525801
In the whisk drawer

>> No.16544217

>>16525801
sorry, I don't anally violate myself with whisks like that faggot

>> No.16544893

>>16544217
Wouldn't he be more likely to use the regular sized whisk for that?

>> No.16545159

>>16544893
No, just like fine dining, the smaller the instrument, the more pleasure you receive.

>> No.16545185

>>16528561
And Remember

You are the Scallop of Your Gallop

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>>16527530
>tfw Scott is here
FUckkkin bASED

>> No.16547071

>>16545510
literally who?

>> No.16547226

You guys go on and on about him but this man literally makes $9K a day on just his youtube channel.

$9,000. Every day. 365 days a year. Almost $3.3M a year.

>> No.16547686

>>16525819
jesus fucking christ not even jack has come this close to lobbing off the top of a finger.

>> No.16547728

>>16528907
>Cookware
>Not made in Europe
aaand, hard pass

>> No.16547733

>>16525801
This man makes 8 million dollars a year.

>> No.16547755

>>16528907
>5 stars
>we haven't received it yet
What the fuck...

>> No.16547792

>>16547226
>>16547733
Which?

>> No.16548229

>>16532510
Waaaah the childrens cartoon rendition of earth isn't realistic waaaaaaaaah

>> No.16548238

>>16525801
Crammed up my ass

>> No.16548245

>>16548229
>t. maplet

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>>16532510
Africa looks like pic related

>> No.16548268

>>16541070
The old french cookbook one right? I hope that janny dies from aids. Slowly.

If you're reading this, the fact that you banned everyone just told them all you have micropenis. At least one janny has a small cock and is angry about it. That or they got it cut off wrong and their axewound is festering. Either option makes me laugh.

>> No.16548479

>>16528561
so based, make his picadillo all the time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WLReZVMRdw4

>> No.16549312

>>16548238
LOL

>> No.16549436

>>16531055
very relatable

>> No.16549610

>>16529006
>>16530464
It is remarkable that although it seems he should be left wing (Brooklyn based hipster web designer turned Youtuber involved in the arts), he has never once made even the slightest offhand political remark. Makes me wonder if he is secretly a Republican

>> No.16549856

>>16525819
fucking hell

>> No.16550345

>>16547071
Just yet another cringy social media famous leftist SJW sexual predator, nothing new to see here.

>> No.16550561

>>16532488
*makes you waste 3 days on some fucking fries*