lulz /ck/ momments in your life

[Anonymous No.16516307]

When I convinced my younger brother to take a sip of vinegar. We just loved vinegar in salads a lot, so it was a logical step to take a sip. He did and started chocking and crying and shit. Sweet.

[Anonymous No.16516357]

>>16516307
vinegar isn't that bad, sounds like a fag to me

[Anonymous No.16516362]

>>16516357
take a sip then

[Anonymous No.16516368]

>>16516362
sip on this
>*bends over right in front of your incel face*
>*spreads ass cheeks apart, exposing my reeking, gaping, bleeding, pulsing, crusty asshole*
>*shits all over your dumb faggot face*

[Anonymous No.16516369]

I forgot to water down and drank an entire glass of syrup.

[Anonymous No.16516385]

>>16516368
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[Anonymous No.16516387]

>>16516369
how was it?

[Anonymous No.16516502]

was making a tart and my brother threw a whole cigarette into the shell as i was pouring the custard 'for good luck'. proceeded to bake and serve the lucky cigarette tart, was fucking gross

gay thread btw op

[Anonymous No.16516505]

>>16516307
when i was a kid whenever we would have steak it would take me 2 hours to eat
30 minutes to eat
1 and half hours of me gnawing at the bone with some a1 sauce

[Anonymous No.16516516]

>>16516502
>my brother threw a whole cigarette into the shell as i was pouring the custard 'for good luck'
wtf? Is throwing a cigarette inside your food a good luck thing over there?

[Anonymous No.16516528]

>>16516387
Very very very fucking sweet and made me vomit after a few minutes.

[Anonymous No.16516536]

>>16516528
noice

[Anonymous No.16516567]

>>16516307
being a huge retard, i was slicing a banana with a chef's knife. i was holding it up in the air and was trying to make small slices to make the slices fly in the air.
obviously, i slice the tip of my index. a ig chunk too, but it was kept on my finger hanging by a small piece of skin.
there's still a big demarcation where the cut was made to remind me of my retardation

[Anonymous No.16516585]

>>16516567
how old were you then? Sounds like something a child/teen would do

[Anonymous No.16517092]

>>16516307
When I was a kid I thought the salt they put on roads after a snowstorm was actually sugar. I wanted candy and discovered it is in fact not sugar.

[Anonymous No.16517156]

>be like 5 years old, hanging with dad
>havin good ole time, we start to get hungry
>"hey daddy can we have some of those yummy frozen corn dogs? you make them the best!"
>"sure anon you can help me!"
>eat our frozen corn dogs and think about how much I love my dad
>"uh anon i dont feel good im gonna lie down on the couch can you bring daddy the trash can"
>he turns white as milk and starts shaking and vomiting uncontrollably
>I freeze and recoil in fear as I watch what I believe to be is my father dying in front of me
>he eventually passes out and gets over it
>never touch corn dogs again thanks to the smell and the thought that it was corn dogs that did that to him
>learn later on he was OD-ing on whatever cocktail of drugs he decided to take that day

That was a real side slapper haha let me tell you what

[Anonymous No.16517171]

>>16517156
I really thought frozen corn dog was gonna turn out to be a euphemism for being molested

[Anonymous No.16517178]

>>16516307
I was like seven, and my dad asked me to make him a sandwhich. I wanted to make it extra special so I put on a little bit of everything we had in the fridge. It was fucking gross
A home-ed teacher also let me do the cinnamon challenge in class, was kind of funny

[Anonymous No.16517202]

This thread is a shitpost so
>highschool rally
>on a team
>short video for when they say your name
>take tajin powder
>snort it off my finger like it’s cocaine
>my eyes turned bloodshot and every orifice on my face was projecting liquids
Was pretty funny to me at least

[Anonymous No.16517207]

>>16517156
lmao aw

[Anonymous No.16517209]

>>16517171
how can it be frozen if it's hot?

[Anonymous No.16517389]

I guess if this is a childhood /ck/ autism thread
>be me, no older than 7
>decide to make my dad mini pizzas for when he gets home from work
>I figure pizza is just some kind of bread, red tomato stuff, and cheese
>take plain white bread slices
>smear each one with ketchup
>add a slice of american cheese to each one
>proudly show my mom
>"Oh anon that's not exactly how you make pizza... We'll see if he likes them"
>she told me later he still ate it
Bless parents who are patient with their kids

[Anonymous No.16517429]

>be me asian kid, 10y
>mum buys me snacks from the thaishop every month
>she comes home with fried seaweed
>tastes pretty good
>read the warnings because im a smart asian kid
>they say don‘t consume more than 2 sheets a day
>ok.png
>go to school, big persian senior is bullying everyone
>never had a problem with him
>one day, eating my seaweed snack at the playground
>persian teen comes up to me, asks me what that is
>i give him a bit and tell him its fried seaweed
>he likes it alot
>i give him the whole pack as protection
>proceed to give him a whole pack every week
>2 months later he collapses while playing football
>never seen him in school after
I unwittingly overdosed him on iodine and caused him to have hyperthyroidism

[Anonymous No.16517445]

>>16517429
Based

[Anonymous No.16517487]

My friend has a little brother, he learned how to make Mac and cheese. He does everything, boiled the pasta, mixed cheese, all by himself he was so proud. While we were sitting at the kitchen table watching we unscrewed the caps to the salt and pepper. He sat down with his self made meal, went to salt it and the fucking cap came off and ruined his shit. So good, fuck off ryan

[Anonymous No.16517581]

>>16517429
lmao, well played

[Anonymous No.16517588]

>>16517487

[Anonymous No.16517597]

>>16517092
it IS very salty, though

[Anonymous No.16517613]

>>16516307
I did the same to my cousin but with mayo, when I was 13 I loved making sandwiches and giving them to people I liked, but Cuzzo was a really picky eater, one day I snuck some mayo on a sandwich I made for him and he loved it, I told him "hey it's good isn't it? I love eating it by the spoonful directly out of the jar" so he did that like the absolute fool he was and proceeded to immediate throw up all over the couch and furniture

[Anonymous No.16517621]

>>16516307
>ha a friend growing up
>fat fuck since day one, but a genuinely great guy
>he goes to culinary school to become a chef
>was always a COMPLETE tastelet, literally declared when we were kids that "he didnt like greens or vegetables"
>come back from culinary school graduated chef
>one day, chilling in my apartment after a LAN with some friends
>he goes to the kitchen to fry up some eggs for breakfast
a few moments later
>i emerge from my gaming den, to find my graduated from culenary school friend
>scrubbing egg off of my cast iron grill pan
he´s unemployed to this day, my taxes pay his fast food and im a better cook then him

still a goof friend though, hope his new diabetes medicine can help him, weight loss is a side effect and he seems to have genuinely opened his eyes to his condition

[Anonymous No.16517632]

>>16516369
don't forget to cup the balls