/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.16515649]

Who else /beardarmy/?

[Anonymous No.16515652]

what's the point in watching people eat food? Like maybe channels like Mark Wiens where you might at least learn about specialties from countries you're not familiar with, I can understandable.
But all those retards eating super commonly available food, who's their audience?

[Anonymous No.16515655]

>>16515652
*I can understand
fucking phone

[Anonymous No.16515657]

>>16515652
Hungry niggas. Maybe lonely niggas. Eating is a very communal thing. Maybe someone who sits down with maybe a McDonald’s meal is gonna pop open one of their videos as if to share the meal with another. This doesn’t count for those crazy meals though. I think the appeal to watching those is just the sheer amazement that a dude could eat THAT much food.

[Anonymous No.16515662]

>>16515652
friend simulators, which is basically the core of online content nowadays.

[Anonymous No.16515706]

>>16515649
I hate people whose whole identity is the hair on their face. It's just sad.

[Anonymous No.16515778]

I only watch attractive girls eat. Especially if they prepare their own food. I find it sexy and fun to look at. Google Hamzy

[Anonymous No.16515857]

>>16515778
imagine the smell of their stinkholes

[Anonymous No.16516315]

>>16515649
Absolutely based.
LET'S GET IT!

[Anonymous No.16516338]

>>16515652
i have eating disorder and instead of eating actual food i just watch people eat

[Anonymous No.16516342]

>>16515649
I only just found him a few weeks back but he's a firm favourite.

[Anonymous No.16516458]

I binge watch Matt stonies videos a couple times a year, shits insane.

[Anonymous No.16516572]

He's the best food Youtuber, but Mrs Beard ruins every video she's in

Which lately, is a lot

[Anonymous No.16516599]

>>16515649
This dude must have paid youtube a buttload of cash for favorable algorithm status since he is all over my recommended videos and I must not be the only one if it is being posted here.

[Anonymous No.16516706]

>>16515652

Maybe they are commonly available food for you but not everyone is a white person I cannot go and eat the delicious food that you see I wish I was American America is the greatest country on the world I would eat this every day and never be hungry.

[Anonymous No.16516724]

>>16515649
you guys watch erik the electrician?

[Anonymous No.16516734]

>>16516724
he's quite possibly the most obnoxious person on YouTube. Quite a feat

[Anonymous No.16516802]

>>16515662
How do we escape bladerunner 2049?

[Anonymous No.16516908]

>>16516572
I never expected beard to be a chubby chaser. Especially bc of how fit he is. I was part of the beard Army until I started watching Joel Hansen. Guy out of Canada. He hasn't lost a challenge yet. He's entertaining and doesn't have an annoying accent or fat garlic bread loving wife, I mean, fiancee.

[Anonymous No.16516912]

>>16516572
>but Mrs Beard ruins every video she's in
Take that back you swine, Mrs Beard is a saint.

[Anonymous No.16516931]

>>16515649
I had a beard for ten years before any of you fags decided to all grow them at the same time. Shaved it off and haven't/will not regrow until you fags start shaving your shitty looking beards off.

[Anonymous No.16516933]

>>16515652
when I couldn't eat for 48 hours before a medical procedure, all I did was watch his videos

[Anonymous No.16517868]

>>16516908
I'm surprised Mrs Beard is fat too

[Anonymous No.16518000]

I wish it was possible to enjoy those quantities of food. I eat one burger like that and I'm done for the next 24 hours.

[Anonymous No.16518015]

>>16516912
this, especially compared to sister beard

[Anonymous No.16518021]

>>16518015
What's wrong with his sister

[Anonymous No.16519000]

>>16516908
Joel is an absolute stud. He's never lost

[Anonymous No.16519755]

>>16519000
When you look like him, it's impossible to lose.

[Anonymous No.16519764]

For me, it's Leah Shutkever.

[Anonymous No.16519802]

Kbd productions tv.

[Anonymous No.16520147]

>>16519764
she reeks snobbishness from all the places.

[Anonymous No.16520435]

>>16520147
I'd fuck her in all of those places.

[Anonymous No.16520557]

>>16515652
I watch Mark Weins in case he one day breaks down and tells everyone where the bodies are.
WHERE ARE THE KIDS MARK?

[Anonymous No.16522050]

>>16515706
Who is that? Do you have any examples, or is it just some made up thing in your mind?

[Anonymous No.16522609]

>>16519764
Never heard of this bitch. Joel Hansen is the man

[Anonymous No.16522630]

>>16520147
how can she be a snob? she looks like a thirdie

[Anonymous No.16522702]

>>16518021
I just think she adds nothing to the channel. Mrs Beard can be funny, sister Beard just kinda appears for no reason. She also seems like she looks down on Beard for not keeping his bank job.

[Anonymous No.16522751]

>>16515649
Who the fuck is this asshole?

[Anonymous No.16522765]

>>16516931
Why? People need to see good, well groomed beards now more than ever.

[Anonymous No.16522813]

>>16515778
Me too but I also think about the huge shits they'll have later too

[Anonymous No.16522832]

>>16515649
>>16522751
some literal who soyboy nigger loving faggot who thinks wearing a beard will make him look masculine instead of the cock mongling faggot he is

[Anonymous No.16524058]

>>16522702
At least she's somewhat attractive. Mrs Beard has literally too much garlic bread

[Anonymous No.16524076]

now then guys, how ya doin'?

not food challenges, but a propa fat bastard norf who likes his food

[Anonymous No.16524905]

>>16522050
see man in image

watch a few of his videos and realise his whole personality is based on a faux-macho beard man who eats lots of food. sorry if i touched a nerve there pal, but beards are soi in 2021 and are only used as a mask/ to hide bad jawlines

[Anonymous No.16524911]

>>16515649

He's super annoying and abusive to his fat wife. Like, why marry a fat ass who cannot cook and only eats garlic bread and french fries...if you don't like women like this?

[Anonymous No.16524925]

>>16516572

His sister is fuckable though and can really put it away.

[Anonymous No.16524945]

>>16515778
Imagine rubbing their stuffed tummies after a big meal to help them digest

[Anonymous No.16525668]

>>16524925
I watch it cause I'm hungry, if you're watching a bearded man and trying to get horny you might want to be more honest with yourself.

[Anonymous No.16525693]

>>16522609
he's not going to fuck you

[Anonymous No.16526975]

>>16525693
Fuck you dude. I ain't gay

[Anonymous No.16526982]

>>16515652
>Like maybe channels like Mark Wiens where you might at least learn about specialties from countries you're not familiar with
That's why I watch Mike Chen, it's interesting when he goes to Asia and tries out food there. Obviously travel's not as easy anymore, so it's kinda boring seeing him do hotpot/Korean BBQ for nearly every single video

[Anonymous No.16527263]

>>16515662
I need you to delete this post right now

[Anonymous No.16527288]

>>16516724
he fraud his video. He spit it out every time he eat. That's why he never uses at timer.

[Anonymous No.16527344]

>>16515649
I only watch The Master Slot

[Anonymous No.16527422]

>>16524076
he's such a lovely dude, just an all around cool guy. i hope his youtube taking off has made his life a little better since his waifu passed

[Anonymous No.16527477]

>>16515649
The only eater that matters is Matt M E G A T O A D Stonie

[Anonymous No.16527631]

I prefer Randy Santel and Katina Eats Kilos.

[Anonymous No.16527688]

>>16527631
Randy has a weird face. Or voice. Or speech impediment. Or something. Just something is off with him and I don't know what

[Anonymous No.16528813]

>>16525668
>yeah I'd fuck his sister
>lmao why u gay tho
cmon son

[Anonymous No.16528818]

>>16527477
Stonie's okay but he's got nothing on L.A. Beast. Did Stonie eat whole cacti or a bunch of light bulbs? Shit no, but the Beast did.

[Anonymous No.16528829]

>>16515652
Retarded folk mainly.

[Anonymous No.16528833]

>>16527631
I subscribed to their channels for a while, but I had to unsubscribe to them because it was unbearable and became pointless to me. There's no real competition and it's really always the same. Always the same. And again

They should just make an onlyfans and show how Katina gets railed in her greasy asshole.

[Anonymous No.16529105]

>>16524076
Fucken love this dude.

[Anonymous No.16529143]

>>16527688
Randy is quite literally autistic or something, he’s a really weird guy who is “married” to food

[Anonymous No.16529160]

>>16527631
I find Randy Santel to be extremely off putting. He is try so hard to build a brand yet he has the personality of a borderline retarded high school coach. The way he yells, feigns every emotion and is obsessed with his “brand” is fucking pathetic. The logo is the most generic corporate garbage and so it the shit generic Made in China bear. Who would ever want to buy this stuff or have it in their home?

There is something extremely pathetic about this guy. Like he peaked at age 17 and it’s been downhill ever since and he’s trying desperately to relive the glory days/get the spark back. Or he was an Uber loser in high school and is trying to break through these feelings of inadequacy but he can’t quite shake them off. There is something so absolutely forced about this guy and you can tell he isn’t a good or nice person to be around.

Beard, on the other hand, seems casually witty, fun, friendly and nice. He’d be fun to go to the pub with or meet up for lunch and can be low key fun. Randy would always be trying to play the larger-than-life character, desperate for the spotlight and attention wherever he goes, but also alternating between bouts of brooding depression and disconnection. He looks like a pig and I just don’t want his face on my screen let alone him eating vast quantities of food while shouting nonsense.

Agksk

[Anonymous No.16529162]

>>16516908
One of the gayest looking dudes I've ever seen.

[Anonymous No.16529956]

>>16529162
He really is. And his YouTube banner reeks of homo. But his gf is a smokeshow

[Anonymous No.16530729]

>>16529143
Is this true? He's an autist? I knew there was something off about him

[Anonymous No.16530882]

>>16529956
>But his gf is a smokeshow
Uh nope

[Anonymous No.16531445]

>>16515652
In my early 20s I used to watch these sort of videos while I ate large amounts of food. I'd eat an entire family sized stuffed crust supreme pizza, 18 chicken wings, a mac and cheese, and a pound of steak all on a Saturday evening

[Anonymous No.16531961]

>>16529160
Dude you need to get something off your chest?

[Anonymous No.16531963]

>>16531961
I'm trans

[Anonymous No.16531966]

>>16531963
You're just effeminate, but society isn't ready to accept effeminate men without making a big deal about it so pressures you to fuck up your body to feel accepted.

[Anonymous No.16531998]

>>16522050
Explain to me what /beardarmy/ is without proving my.point

[Anonymous No.16532012]

>>16531998
Your name isn't your entire identity. Maybe you think it is, but you're more than that.

[Anonymous No.16532042]

>>16532012
His parents named him Beard Army?

[Anonymous No.16532745]

>>16531966
Like all of us he had chronic exposure to hormone disrupters from uterus to throughout puberty to now. Our homes, toys, furniture, house dust, food packaging and more are loaded with the stuff and it causes feminization and almost certainly contributes to the rise in gender dysphoria.

These people were “born this way” but not the way they think. But instead we celebrate the effects of living in a toxic environment because it suits the current social trend and saves big industry and regulators. It’s a racket.

[Anonymous No.16532771]

>>16524905
Large beards are a trend (and possibly a fading one at that) but so what? There have and will always be fashion and social trends. While I’ve always been outside these trends I still buy clothing made during during present times and therefore partake in the trends and fads albeit in a very minimal way.

I don’t think the Beard Meats Food guy’s “whole personality” is based on his beard and eating a lot of food. From a marketing perspective, it is a recognizable trait and one that especially sticks out in the world of competitive eating (for obvious reasons). And from the videos I’ve seen it seems like he has a lot more going on but when his channel is about eating food you’re going to see him mostly…. eating food.

It’s like saying Steve MRE guy is ONLY about eating MREs or pick any other example. When I’m at work you could think my personality is based on work because that’s the dominant subject of my conversation there.

You sound a bit like a midwife.

[Anonymous No.16532811]

>>16524905
Large beards are a trend (and possibly a fading one at that) but so what? There have and will always be fashion and social trends. While I’ve always been outside these trends I still buy clothing made during during present times and therefore partake in the trends and fads albeit in a very minimal way.

I don’t think the Beard Meats Food guy’s “whole personality” is based on his beard and eating a lot of food. From a marketing perspective, it is a recognizable trait and one that especially sticks out in the world of competitive eating (for obvious reasons). And from the videos I’ve seen it seems like he has a lot more going on but when his channel is about eating food you’re going to see him mostly…. eating food.

It’s like saying Steve MRE guy is ONLY about eating MREs or pick any other example. When I’m at work you could think my personality is based on work because that’s the dominant subject of my conversation there.

You sound a bit like a midwife.

[Anonymous No.16532953]

Imagine being his sister's toilet after the bottomless pizza challenge

[ieatinmycar No.16532986]

>>16515649
I have a well defined chin, beards are for uggos and fat people.

[ieatinmycar No.16533060]

>>16527344
Guy really went from twink to fat dirty bastard in like less than 4 years.

[Anonymous No.16533469]

>>16515649
i still don't know what the fuck he is saying before he eats(some catchphrase)

i don't really respect him since he doesn't like spicy foods or mushrooms

[Anonymous No.16533489]

>>16516908
being canadian and wanting to watch more canadians i thought to look this guys vids up but after seeing that picture he is a flaming faggot, just look at those ear plugs....gauges or whatever the term is

i have no respect for people with those

[Anonymous No.16533609]

>>16515649
>space raiders
Bongoloid larping as an American

[Anonymous No.16534345]

>>16522050

Look up bearded villains.

I have a friend who’s deep into it. It’s basically a biker gang with out the bikes, they also swear it’s not a gay thing.

[Anonymous No.16534793]

>>16533469
He says, "LET'S GET IT!!">>16533489
>>16533489
I totally agree with you in the idiotic ear gauges. That and the whole model thing. BUT, I've only ever seen him lose the Toblerone challenge which no one has beat, and he seems like a genuinely nice guy - he always says to come to say hello etc, appreciates the people that come to see him eat. And his buddy George is a great eating wingman.

[Anonymous No.16534864]

>>16533609
space raiders are bong crisps snowflake

[Anonymous No.16534981]

>>16516912
Wish I had my coomer brain on when she was posting cleavage shots all month on her insta account. You can tell she fucks like her life depends on it with the smut she comes out with.

[Anonymous No.16535016]

>>16527631
Me in the back

[Anonymous No.16535042]

>>16534981
Fucking hell, really? Slampig material?

[Anonymous No.16535047]

>>16516599
You don’t understand how recommended videos work if you think browsing past his vids on here isn’t affecting it. Google sees all you dumbass fucking retard.

[Anonymous No.16535055]

>>16518000
You have a bowel disorder. You should be able to eat food and not die. Please call a doctor.

[Anonymous No.16535067]

>>16529160
Did he fuck you and not pay for dinner? That’s a lot of shit to write about some dumb fuck eating food.

[Anonymous No.16535105]

>>16531966
We don’t need effeminate men. We need manly men. Blow your fucking brains out for normalizing failures. It’s not okay and the world would be better off without those faggots.

[Anonymous No.16535114]

>>16533469
Well spicy foods are eaten by poor niggers typicallly. Whites don’t have to douse rancid meat in hot sauce to get by. Are you Haitian?

[Anonymous No.16536046]

>>16535105
Nobody "needs" any kind of man except women and fags, so which are you?

[Anonymous No.16536667]

How do these fuckers not kill over with this food? Sure you can work out like a mad cunt but working out doesn't negate gallons of trans fat and all sorts of greasy garbage you are inhaling. I just don't get it. They must have horrid fucking blood data when they go to the doctor.

[Anonymous No.16537087]

>>16536667
>kill over
Retard

[Anonymous No.16537095]

>>16527631
Wow she’s much more unattractive than I remembered

[Anonymous No.16537231]

Beards are such a cope these days
It is strange how they think the opposite

[Anonymous No.16537237]

>>16515778
Yes. Short Movie is a favourite of mine. She looks like she knows how to cook tasty food and she as a great appetite.

[Anonymous No.16537278]

>>16537095
yeah she's hitting the wall hard

[Anonymous No.16537655]

>>16535042
>Slampig material
Perfect way to describe her, she's been doing a swimming for charity thing with her boobs hanging out all July. She has a filthy minds, makes enough money to buy whorey underware sets. I think she'd do well with her niche on OF.

[Anonymous No.16537961]

>>16515662
We're living the dystopian future, aren't we?