/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.16509319]

What's the sketchiest place you've ever eaten?

[Anonymous No.16509321]

>>16509319
How can this place be sketchy its air conditioned

[Anonymous No.16509323]

>>16509319
an alley in china. plastic table/chairs and cold beers, it was great.

[Anonymous No.16509729]

>>16509319
a strip bar that sold 10 dollar steaks

[Anonymous No.16510062]

>>16509319
McDonald's
Had shits for days. Glad that globohomo corporation went out of business soon after.

[Anonymous No.16510089]

>>16509319
Had a Mexican friend who brought me to a house that was turned into a restaurant in the middle of the hood. Had the best quesadilla in my life. It was a shame the place was raided by the FBI like three weeks later because it had an underground drug lab.

[Anonymous No.16510107]

Shithole in oyugis Kenya menu was meat boil, or meat fry. Not the place in pic, but similar

[Anonymous No.16510406]

>>16509319
The chinese restaurant in my home town used to take crabs from the harbor as payment. the chinese restaurant in my current town has been shut down by the board of health for having dog in the freezer.

[Anonymous No.16510445]

>>16510406
Cool story, bro. Tell me about your MSG allergy.

[Anonymous No.16510523]

Some place resembling OP's pic without the airco in the south of the Peloponnese, Greece. A Greek friend took me and my friend there for a 'special treat'. It was a watery potato soup with chunks in it. The chunks were disgusting, texture and flavor wise. I'm not a picky eater at all, so it was a first to spit out my food. Turned out to be lambs brains.I guess they simply boiled itin that watery broth, and it was the worst food I ever had.

[Anonymous No.16510524]

>>16509319
I've eaten at sketchy places while traveling out of the states, but honestly the sketchiest was when i was homeless, 'vagabonding' across the country, and ate partly eaten chipotle out of the trash

[Anonymous No.16510853]

>>16510089
Brandon?

[Anonymous No.16510859]

>>16509319
McDonald's

[Anonymous No.16510864]

>>16510853
Y... yes?

[Anonymous No.16510978]

>>16510853
Seriously, who is this (or just give me a hint)? How did you know my name?

[Anonymous No.16510994]

>>16510978

[Anonymous No.16511006]

>>16510978
>>16510864
I hate when this happens
quit larping

[Anonymous No.16511009]

Helmand Afghanistan

[Anonymous No.16511010]

>>16509319
An old lady in full chastity trash bag just had a propane burner and a pot of oil making these spicy hush puppy things at the souqs in Doha. They were badass but I felt like I got kicked in the gut by a horse.

[Anonymous No.16511035]

>>16509319
Wally's Park Road Bar & Grill in Patterson, Missouri.

Absolute hole in the wall. I never would have even know it existed if my in-laws didn't live a quarter mile down the dirt road. A total dump. Probably the only place left in America where you can still smoke indoors. The whole place reeks of stale beer and wet cigarettes.

But I will say this: the peel & eat shrimp were fucking bangin'. Probably the best I've ever had. Boiled in God-knows-what seasonings and served on a fucking beverage tray, head-on. But the were absolutely delicious, not overcooked and a decent size. Gator tail was pretty amazing, too.

But the less I know about what goes on that kitchen, the better. I'd prefer to remain blissfully ignorant.

[Anonymous No.16511050]

>>16511035
The aforementioned shrimp.

[Anonymous No.16511079]

An In N Out in LA. I have no fucking clue was part of town I was in but I was staying with friend in Venice Beach and never had In N Out before so decided to stop at one on my way back to LAX for my flight back to New York. I must have been the only pale fave in the joint and thought I was going to be stabbed the entire time. The burger was also horrible and the fries were worse. I think my expectations were too high but I thought In N Out was kind of a nice fast food place and just did not expect it to be that ghetto.

[Anonymous No.16511102]

>>16511006
How often do you get identified on 4chan?

[Anonymous No.16511137]

>>16510978
I insulted your script once. I since regret it by the way.

[Anonymous No.16511321]

I had to go back in time to get this picture. There is nothing there today, just a flat empty field filled with concrete barriers.

[Anonymous No.16511346]

[Anonymous No.16511493]

>>16510107
What brought you to Kenya?

[Anonymous No.16511531]

>>16511493
an airplane, hahahahaha

[Anonymous No.16511547]

>>16511531
as good a way as any. I’d like to visit someday. They seem to have a rich and friendly culture.

[Anonymous No.16511592]

>>16511531
Sounds like a sex tourist's reply

[Anonymous No.16511598]

Either a Mexican place in el paso that was obviously a front for the cartel or a coney island in Detroit were the staff were fighting back drugged up homeless who were trying to enter place the entire time i was there

[Anonymous No.16511605]

>>16509321
Alleyway executions bought their one window AC unit

[Anonymous No.16511638]

>>16511137
I know who this is, sorry dint want to say. Ended up gettinf very drunk, because of this thread and the replies, I'm sorry I

[Anonymous No.16511649]

>>16509319
it was half mexican restaurant, half convenience store, half uhaul rental, half auto repair
it wasn't a strip mall, it was just a medium/large run-down convenience store with four different counters depending on what you wanted
its owned and run by a family and their in-laws that lived in the house that was attached to the back of the building
bought and ate some crazy tacos, a steely, did some scratchers, and got my oil changed all in the span of 30 minutes for under $30
nobody there could speak more english than was required to work the register

[Anonymous No.16511792]

>>16509319
Crappy choripan in bad part of buenos aires. Roaches on the walls, screaming drunk next to us. Also some kid tried to steal my wallet.

[Anonymous No.16511796]

>>16509319
A restaurant full of loud, obnoxious niggers.

[Anonymous No.16511933]

>>16511796
Stop It !

[Anonymous No.16512012]

>>16509729
based and hooterspilled

[Anonymous No.16512060]

>>16509319
after calss in high school we used go to a "teahouse" it was groudn floor of an abandoned building. there was a sall synagogue directly facing us. in later years i learned that some fuckers bombed that synagogue so much that the whole street decided to pack up and leave. it was just that synangogue, couple of security personnel and abandoned building. Plus the teamaking mand and a small kebab shop.
it was fun times, smoked my first joint in that same building.

[Anonymous No.16512076]

>>16509319
This "café" in the harbor area of Tallin.
Had pastries with fishtails sticking out of them, and the owner/cashier was a maybe 95ish old lady who had to come downstairs to the register via one of those geratric stairs elevators... Felt awkward about not buying anything to see her struggling to get downstairs to serve us so we all baught a coffee each. The coffee was instant coffe from a tin she kept under the counter.
We ordered it to go.

[Anonymous No.16512079]

>>16511592
what fucking madman would have sex with Kenyan women? ever heard of aids?

[Anonymous No.16512083]

Back when I was still in private highschool, I met a japanese guy in Who was actually wealthy(well, everyone was) and became good friends. Invited me over to his house during December break and told me about a very good restaraunt only locals knew. It did not look like a restaurant at all, It was Just a small house. Got seated in the living room with only a few tables and ate with my friend. Food was amazing and they only spoke Jap. Later, in another room some old men were gambling some money and my friend told me to join. Were unfriendly until I opened up to them and started gambling. Good experience but weird.

[Anonymous No.16512086]

I got rice and grilled beef. Pretty sure the beef was lamb and pretty sure it was cooked in the microwave. It was on a paper plate with foil on top and pretty sure the foil was dirty/used/

[Anonymous No.16512096]

>>16509319
Prosperity dumplings in NYC, they closed for good after this photo leaked of them making dumplings in the rat infested alley behind the building.

Damn the dumplings were delicious though, in retrospect it makes sense that a huge plate was like $2

[Anonymous No.16512102]

>>16509319
How much do you think having this much bullet proof glass installed costs? Ten thousand for materials, shipping, and the work?
How much do you think the average robber gets out of the register when they hold a place up? $200? No one uses cash anymore and a place like this certainly won't keep much in the till box.
How many times does this place need to have been robber per week for the work to be economical?

[Anonymous No.16512103]

>>16510089
oh wow, this happened to a place here in tennessee. never did try it though

[Anonymous No.16512105]

>>16509323
just don't ask them what you ate or what they used to cook it with

[Anonymous No.16512106]

>>16510445
how's the lactose intolerance wang?

[Anonymous No.16512108]

>>16510445
Human are willing to kill each other for just a few bucks in their wallet. Does it really surprise you that much that they'd be willing to kill a dog a day to save hundreds in meat costs per year?

[Anonymous No.16512110]

>>16512096
only issue i see is not being able to wash their hands.

[Anonymous No.16512111]

>>16512102
I've never seen this at fast food places in the hood, only at banks, bodegas, liquor stores, and gas stations.

[Anonymous No.16512118]

>>16511638
>I'm sorry I
you're sorry you what?
he was right behind you and he killed you, didn't he anon...
rip anon

[Anonymous No.16512124]

>>16512102
you're asking the wrong questions.
the right question would be how many employees need to be shot, and potentially killed, for it to make fiscal sense.

[Anonymous No.16512126]

>>16512110
It's perfectly fine in thirdie-land sure, but who even washes their hands there anyway?

[Anonymous No.16512135]

>>16511006
Learn what larping means

[Anonymous No.16512137]

>>16509319
A small restaurant on the side of a mountain trail in China. they had chickens walking around our table. Had soup with chicken feet, pretty good.

[Anonymous No.16512168]

>>16512086
Not on this level but I stopped for fuel and some food at a shitty servo, might have been Kempsey or Grafton.
>>16512102
I've been in a few KFC's in my local area that have a plastic window slat type deal, not so much to stop robberies but to stop people jumping the counter, so it might not be "bullet proof", just a hardened glass that can't be smashed down easily.

[Anonymous No.16512174]

>>16511493
Peace corps

[Anonymous No.16512816]

Either Sam's Chicken and Pizza or...

[Anonymous No.16512817]

>>16509319
most mexican street stands, normal shit

[Anonymous No.16512818]

>>16512816
or Don Carlos. Both in the same area, both cheap as shit and both delicious as hell

[Anonymous No.16512823]

>>16512816
I actually know the guy in the front bottom right of this pic lol. here he is at the beginning of this video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DM9rvks3RRA&ab_channel=FrenchstTV

[Anonymous No.16512842]

>>16510406
>mfw the dog was frozen

[Anonymous No.16512849]

>>16512818
Forgot to mention I used to buy percs from here. I would text my guy and he'd tell me to meet him here sitting alone at a table with a shit ton of food like Tony Soprano lol. He'd say "sit down, eat something"

[Anonymous No.16512872]

>>16509323
That's pretty much every restaurant in China. One of them had pic related instead of Tstingtao, it's like 2% and less abv than Miller 64. Had to pretty much down the whole bottle like water instead of the traditional method of sharing around the table in little glasses.

[Anonymous No.16512875]

>>16510523
>Turned out to be lambs brains.I guess they simply boiled itin that watery broth, and it was the worst food I ever had.
That shit is like meat-butter, it was wasted on you.

[Anonymous No.16512880]

>>16512135
This is a bbs, it's not in any way live-action.

[Anonymous No.16512888]

>>16512102
>How many times does this place need to have been robber per week for the work to be economical?

Your typical armed KFC robber is high as fuck on crack or meth (and thus hasn't slept in 4 days) and is just one intrusive thought away from blowing away the employee.
It only takes one dead or injured employee (or family thereof) to sue to fucking destroy your whole franchise. You put up the bullet proof glass and that risk is gone, or at the very least you can claim in court that your business did as much as it could to protect employees.

[Anonymous No.16512895]

>>16512102
It's not for robberies so much as keeping crazy homeless people from hurting the workers.

[Anonymous No.16512901]

>>16512849
sounds like a cozy exchange
id just meet at my dealers place til he got busted, fucking dummy.

[Anonymous No.16512905]

>>16511649
Where was this? It sounds eerily similar to a place I used to visit in the mexican dense suburbs of chicago.

[Anonymous No.16512917]

>>16511493
I went to find O'Bama's birth certificate

[Anonymous No.16512928]

can't remember much since I was a kid when we went there with the family, had a shitty hot dog right by this butcher's, I remember the awful smell of chicken and a faint, sour smell in the entire market
the whole place finally got closed down like a year ago, but the place itself had been a shithole for decades

[Anonymous No.16512931]

>>16512917
Based

[Anonymous No.16512944]

>>16512917
Surely someone is selling them at an airport souvenir stand.

[Anonymous No.16512952]

>>16512901
It definitely was. Grimy as it was I miss living there so much, no one ever messed with me but people were willing to just talk and drink on the street. I don't get that in the suburbs

[Anonymous No.16512987]

>>16512823
Kek, niggers

[Anonymous No.16512992]

>>16512987
They were a lot more fun than my current neighbors

[Anonymous No.16513102]

>>16511547
travelers are truly the best people

[Anonymous No.16513140]

>>16512083
Pretty sure those men were Yakuza anon

[Anonymous No.16513466]

>>16512880
>bbs
Big black sombrero?

[Anonymous No.16513484]

>>16509319
I live in the rural American South so most restaurants around here are sketchy by /ck/ standards. But one time I went to a Greek place that was super dingy and poorly-lit and just generally looked like it was about to fall over. Got a heaping plate of shawarma and the best babaganoush I've ever had.

[Anonymous No.16513493]

>>16512818
unironically looks like a wonderful place

[Anonymous No.16513971]

>>16511493
black bussy

[Anonymous No.16513984]

>>16509323
Check out Anthony Bourdain over here.

[Anonymous No.16514011]

>>16509319
I went to the washroom in the back of an asian grocery store and I swear to God it was a dimly brick corridor with a toilet at the end. Looked like something out of Silent Hill.

[Anonymous No.16514578]

>>16512928
For some reason this makes me think of walking into a 3rd world Texas Roadhouse with the steak and bar area

[Anonymous No.16514679]

>>16510524
It's better than sucking dick for cheeseburgers.

[Anonymous No.16515123]

>>16512102
It's not "bulletproof glass" you dumbfuck it's a robbery deterrent and what this guy says >>16512895

[Anonymous No.16515233]

God bless Philly

[Anonymous No.16515560]

>>16512079
you think incels are picky?

[Anonymous No.16515563]

>>16510406
Can't believe they killed another American tourist

[Anonymous No.16515570]

>>16509319
Calzone restaurant in Chicago where the owner had recently been shot. We had to enter through the back door, the front door was chained shut and there were tables and chairs piled against it from the inside like a barricade. Our waitress looked like she was 13 years old. It took 45 minutes to make my calzone. It was the best calzone I've ever had.

[Anonymous No.16515575]

got tons of places that are sketch on east side rochester (ny). west side is worse tho, fuck with us if you ain't pussy

[Anonymous No.16515576]

>>16511079
lmao I know the one you're talking about, I agree their fries are terrible and their burgers are mediocre at best, but it's not that sketchy a place just because of hispanics lol