Wackaging

[Anonymous No.16509004]

Title should be self explanatory.

[Anonymous No.16509019]

>>16509004
>Text language; oh haii, FYI.
>random full caps for IDEAL
>dismissing a discussion "[...] for reasons that don't need to be preached about here."
>Unnecessary mention and contrast to prison sentences.
>Appeal to intended audience for sympathy/empathy by implying THIS™ was a taxing effort.

[Anonymous No.16509024]

>>16509004
I wrestle with the moral conundrum of eating meat, and consider going vegetarian, but then I realize I would be associating myself with these types of absolute faggots, and I keep eating meat.

[Anonymous No.16509026]

>>16509004
You should wait until a business opportunity reveals itself to you. Wagecucking is a crime against humanity.

[Anonymous No.16509029]

>>16509019
so casual and hip

[Anonymous No.16509050]

>>16509004
>London
>soya
Of course its fucking bongs.

[Anonymous No.16509079]

*whoop*

[Anonymous No.16509089]

Not food but I never understood why Publix has a dog on their garbage bag package.

[Anonymous No.16509098]

>>16509089
Because women buy it when they see that dogerino. Same reason that every chick was glued to the subaru commercials with the dog family when commercials still existed.

[Anonymous No.16509107]

>>16509004
>oh haiii
dropped

[Anonymous No.16509112]

Shake your baby

[Anonymous No.16509123]

>>16509112
I mean, if you shake the baby inside the womb enough you're gonna shed a few pounds alright

[Anonymous No.16509130]

[Anonymous No.16509131]

>>16509112
(Not a knock to you anon.)
>Clinically studied.
So are pesticides that cause mutations and cancer.

[Anonymous No.16509135]

>>16509130
I like this

>>16509004
I don't like this

[Anonymous No.16509144]

It seems like all the BACON BEARDS NINTENDO LOLZERS faggots turned vegan.

[Anonymous No.16509148]

>>16509130
That's kinda fun

[Anonymous No.16509152]

>>16509130
this is not bad at all

[Anonymous No.16509182]

>>16509135
>>16509148
>>16509152
Please fuck off. Pretending a product talks to you in a cutsey way is cringe and gay.

[Anonymous No.16509193]

>>16509182
This, plus now everybody is doing it, which means it's time to stop.

[Anonymous No.16509195]

[Anonymous No.16509200]

Omg sqwee *dies*

[Anonymous No.16509209]

>>16509079
dont dead open inside

[Anonymous No.16509214]

soy make it good for your heart, dont mind the soda level of sugar

[Anonymous No.16509219]

>>16509079
Gotta love all of the "recyclable" or "compostable" materials that end up requiring a complicated industrial process that probably is a net negative for the environment.

[Anonymous No.16509221]

>>16509130
I'm not annoyed by this.

[Anonymous No.16509227]

>>16509130
kinda cringe, but it doesn't spike my blood pressure like most of the others

[Anonymous No.16509297]

I guess beer label blurbs are low hanging fruit.

[Anonymous No.16509312]

>>16509297
do you have the one where it basically says "you have to have a very high IQ to enjoy this beer"?

[Anonymous No.16509429]

>>16509130
That's fine as long as it doesn't ask you to not look at the bottom of the bag like Anthony's products do, which as a similar message.

[Anonymous No.16509447]

so awesome and wacky! i must have THIS

[Anonymous No.16509462]

cringiest packaging yet

[Anonymous No.16509470]

>>16509462
I think you mistyped based.

[Anonymous No.16509479]

>>16509312
you're thinking of arrogant bastard, it is indeed one of the cringiest products in existence

[Anonymous No.16509522]

>>16509462
Based in-n-out

[Anonymous No.16509549]

>>16509312
>>16509479

[Anonymous No.16509568]

>>16509089
Because it’s a tall dog, referencing the height of the bag. Other option is just the picture of a trash bin.

[Anonymous No.16509587]

>>16509522
Do christians really?

[Anonymous No.16509591]

>>16509130
Only good image in this thread

[Anonymous No.16509597]

>>16509549
>make a shitty product
>convince consoomers they’re defective and unsophisticated if they don’t enjoy
>create a mass of drooling idiots all clamoring over something they really don’t like that much to appear hip and really stickin-it-to-the-man
Like pottery, and it works so well on them too

[Anonymous No.16509602]

>>16509462
We get it rabbi, you killed Jesus and now he lives rent free in your people’s collective heads

[Anonymous No.16509629]

[Anonymous No.16509640]

>>16509112
>Pod Flavor

[Anonymous No.16510550]

>>16509024
There are two ways to address this moral conundrum: One is to buy the slaughter. Varmints are whole foods. Flesh, bones, fat, gore. Eat half of a cow for a year. The second is to not give a shit about who henpecking women will associate you with and eat according to what's right for you.

[Anonymous No.16510592]

>>16509629
woah bros it’s wine… made for me!

[Anonymous No.16510963]

[Anonymous No.16510971]

>>16509107
lmao I thought this was a pic from my social media for a sec

[Anonymous No.16510995]

>>16510963
Jesus...just take adderall.

[Anonymous No.16511038]

>>16510592
Kek

[Anonymous No.16511070]

>>16509522
>disease doesn't exist
Interesting take

[Anonymous No.16511088]

>>16510963
Remember when Southern Cross actually meant something on 4chan? Before all the auslo*ds started posting here.

Those were the days.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Ar4WzQ7KHak

[Anonymous No.16511106]

>>16509098
sorry you were bit as a child, anon

[Anonymous No.16511616]

>>16510963
Mother is pretty good

[Anonymous No.16511630]

>>16509629
>two bikes and a trike
Lost my sides to this for some reason

[Anonymous No.16512250]

>>16511106
Nah I love dogs....I just think women are stupid.

[Anonymous No.16512306]

Why are microbreweries ALWAYS like this?

[Anonymous No.16512694]

>>16511106
white woman detected

[Anonymous No.16512700]

>>16509195
>Having trouble deciding whether to buy this smoothie?
Not anymore, thanks for the help.

[Anonymous No.16512760]

>>16509195
>Fruit Towers
>Ladbroke
At least the faggotry is consistent.

[Anonymous No.16512790]

>>16509470
Putting scripture on fast food landfill stuffing is not based.

[Anonymous No.16512800]

>>16509462
If I recall correctly, ACOG had little things like this on US military equipment and it caused a shit storm.

[Anonymous No.16512836]

>>16509112
That's not really that weird, though.
It's just a quote from Red Alert.

[Anonymous No.16512840]

>>16512836
>Cha-ching!

[Anonymous No.16512937]

YOU KNOW THE BROWN BEER YOU'RE DRINKING?
WHAT IF IT WAS DIARRHEA?
WHAT IF YOU WERE DRINKING SHIT WATER?
LOOK THE GUY ON THE CAN SHIT HIMSELF!
JUST LIKE YOU!

[Anonymous No.16513013]

>>16512937
The premier beer for mart sharters yet likely not sold at Walmart.

[Anonymous No.16513071]

>>16513013
Walmart only carries wine and macrobrew. If you want microbrew you need to go to a liquor store or directly to the brewery's store/website

[Anonymous No.16513110]

>>16512937
>phffrtt! uh oh.

literally fucking kill me

[Anonymous No.16513393]

>>16512836
please tell me this was made before 2009

[Anonymous No.16513442]

>>16509004
>The fags have found a way to give you AIDS through visual transmission.
>>16509462
>cringiest packaging yet
Can't tell if yidshit or whiny athiest, but I know for sure your McFatfuckin Ass® will keep consuming those products until they kill you.

[Anonymous No.16513494]

>>16509019
If bearded men holding each other weren't pictured I'd have assumed it was written by a roast

[Anonymous No.16513646]

>>16510971
Omg thats so random lolamiriteomg

[Anonymous No.16513676]

>>16509195

[Anonymous No.16513691]

>>16509462
I dunno how to feel about this.

[Anonymous No.16513693]

>>16509130
Heh, never seen that before

[Anonymous No.16513724]

>>16512836
I would rather have this shit over whatever scramble OP's image is serving up.

[Anonymous No.16513739]

>>16509429
It does.

[Anonymous No.16513750]

>>16509549
the beer fucking sucks as well

[Anonymous No.16513768]

>>16512840
>I'm there
>Moving out, boss
>Haaahaaahaha

[Anonymous No.16513777]

>>16513768
>How 'bout some action?!

[Anonymous No.16513782]

>>16509297
>IPA

I hate soi bois so much. Craft beers should be about variety of beers. But its really just one kind of beer with different packaging to appeal to soi bois

[Anonymous No.16513789]

>>16509462
found the soi boi libtard. I have grown to love Jesus based on how horrible his enemies are.

[Anonymous No.16514249]

>>16509004
>Oh haii,
Jesus christ do they really expect ANYONE to keep reading

[Anonymous No.16514338]

>>16513691
Fimally!

[Anonymous No.16514345]

>>16509130
cute

[Anonymous No.16514351]

>>16513782
I don’t get it. I like craft beers too and I try all sorts even if they sound spurious. But I fucking hate IPAs. They always taste like a skunk’s blown out asshole. How did this resinous swill get so much traction? Is it like hot sauce? There’s some sort of cred for being a connoisseur of awful?

[Anonymous No.16514356]

>>16513789
>I have grown to love Jesus based on how horrible his enemies are.

So true

[Anonymous No.16514469]

>>16509462
All the contrarian internet christians responding prove you're right.
Shit's cringy.

[Anonymous No.16514509]

>>16511088
The most reddit thing I've ever seen.

[Anonymous No.16514576]

>>16509130
>HEY, REMEMBER EASTER EGGS? AREN'T THOSE SO FUN LMAO LIKE GTA OR POKEMON.
All the others who replied, you're all faggots

[Anonymous No.16514580]

>>16514576
Cheer up, emo kid.

[Anonymous No.16515072]

>>16509629

[Anonymous No.16515153]

>>16509089
same reason that restaurants slap Avocado onto everything; cuz they know women will instantly buy it.

[Anonymous No.16515159]

>>16509629
>americans actually need to do this in order to convince themselves to drink wine
lmao fucking fags
just put the box on your head and drink it from the bag, dickheads

[Anonymous No.16515169]

>>16509079
The col greaty dair lec tive

[Anonymous No.16515175]

>>16509447
gem

[Anonymous No.16515181]

>>16509522
Why are Americans so stupid?

[Anonymous No.16515360]

>>16509629
i want to put my sausages into your mancave

i remember the packaging had this thing with a heart cut out asking you to send in selfies

[Anonymous No.16515371]

>>16509182
maybe you're just an actual faggot

[Anonymous No.16515629]

Look at what's in the group of random words.

[Anonymous No.16515634]

This absolute schizo shit

[Anonymous No.16515653]

>>16515634
That's the best soap though, I use it

[Anonymous No.16515667]

>>16515634
Best bathroom reading material. It's so dense and frantically batshit

[Anonymous No.16515675]

>>16513691
Well it's fake so you should feel like a retard

[Anonymous No.16515676]

>>16509629
GAY

[Anonymous No.16515678]

>>16515629
GAY

[Anonymous No.16515683]

>>16515675
It's not fake. They really do put Bible verses on there.

You're not such a fucking idiot you didn't notice he was replying to that post, right?

[Anonymous No.16515684]

>>16515675
There are more layers of irony on this site thsn you know
>tfw i trolled
>tfw i have no face

[Anonymous No.16515692]

>>16515634
Found out the other day that Bronner was a yid, is there another brand of castile soap that I could buy instead?

[Anonymous No.16516547]

>>16515653
Imagine buying kikeshit

[Anonymous No.16516597]

>>16515629
shitty licorice

[Anonymous No.16516605]

>>16516547
>Imagine

[Anonymous No.16516612]

>>16515629
lost to this one

[Anonymous No.16516659]

>>16512836
It was a better time bros

[Anonymous No.16516667]

>>16513676
Might as well just say “fuck you” on the label desu

[Anonymous No.16516686]

>>16509004

[Anonymous No.16516716]

>>16509549
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand this beer. The flavors are extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical brewing most of the notes will go over a typical drinker's head. There's also the demon's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of this beer, to realise that they're not just delicious- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Arrogant Bastard Ale truly ARE idiots-

[Anonymous No.16516722]

>>16514509
That's funny, because it's the exact type of humor that newfags like you are so desperate to copy
btw back then our feud was with somethingawful, not reddit.

[Anonymous No.16516989]

>>16509130
vagina bag

vagina bag

[Anonymous No.16517040]

>>16515634
This is excellent because it's sincere schizophrenia. He wasn't trying to make people laugh. Love this shit
>>16515692
Maybe just in canada, but the soap works makes pure glycerine bars, 1 buck at bulkbarn

[Anonymous No.16517044]

>>16509112
>Pod Flavor
Klaus likes this.

[Anonymous No.16517076]

>>16515692
>>16515653
kirks is better

[Anonymous No.16517084]

>>16509297
The type of person who drinks these is the same type of person who is alone long enough to have time to read these.

[Anonymous No.16517160]

>>16515629
This is insane. This is absolutely fucking mental. There's no reason for that to be there. Not one. Seriously, can ANYONE use some shred of ass-backwards tard logic to explain to me how the term "two dads" contributes to someone wanting to buy fucking licorice? I'm desperate here.

[Anonymous No.16517174]

>>16517160
licorice?

[Anonymous No.16517180]

>>16515683
He definitely meant the pre-cracked egg is fake, I'm pretty sure it's the same guy who did roundmeal

[Anonymous No.16517232]

>>16515629
>passionate kids
>two dads
Candy?

[Anonymous No.16517252]

>>16510963
tell your children not to walk my way

[Anonymous No.16517266]

>>16512700
kek

[Anonymous No.16517271]

>>16509462
I think what’s more cringe is that Baker’s tried to copy them but without the commitment of going Christian so it just says shit “hugs not drugs” or something gay like that

[Anonymous No.16517284]

>>16514509
This literally proves what a newfag you are

[Anonymous No.16517291]

>>16515629
This is genuinely disturbing.
>kids
>two dads
Like what the fuck?

[Anonymous No.16517300]

>>16509024
it has always weirded me out that this kind of guilt-by-association shit never cuts both ways. As if there's some shortage of insanely retarded meat-obsessed epic bacon faggots. Yet no fear of association preventing you, there.

[Anonymous No.16517313]

>>16509462
Are these real? How does a major chain get away with this? Not even Chick-fil-A puts literal Scripture references on their packaging.

[Anonymous No.16517329]

>>16512937
Woah. That’s some lowest common denominator shit right there

[Anonymous No.16517393]

>>16517313
> Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof;
From the 1st amendment. Notice, this does not even have the infamous “separation of church and state” phrase that everyone likes to nosedive into when they get booty blasted about Christian statues on public grounds, it merely says there’s no laws to establish a religion nor to ban any religion.
The idea that anyone besides the public at large could force in’n’out to stop is retarded. Of course cancel culture might try to put a stop to it, but this is based on the free market, not based on any government influence. People like you who are too retarded to read can’t figure things like this out because you need to learn to fucking read something that isn’t on a god damn computer screen you absolute retard.

[Anonymous No.16517438]

>>16517313
The only people who seethe this hard over christianity are followers of the antichrist

[Anonymous No.16517451]

>>16517313

[Anonymous No.16517459]

>>16517451
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0DAKaR16cY

Prepare for peak comfy and love of God. :)

[Anonymous No.16517464]

>>16517393
>>16517438
>>16517451
I was not expressing my displeasure for it. I'm a Christian myself. I was expressing my shock over how a major chain makes positive references to Christianity while not getting cancelled. Isn't In-N-Out popular in Southern California? I thought that area in particular would be opposed to it.

[Anonymous No.16517469]

>>16517464
Sorry about the miscommunication
Maybe we should not be talking about this so openly lest you know who catches on and a twitter storm ensues

[Anonymous No.16517481]

>>16517464
In ‘n out is literally just that good. They treat the employees well (solid hours, higher than minimum wage even as commiefornia inflates the entire countries economy by raising the minimum wage, enough workers to not overwork the average teenager), they have damn good food, and generally it’s healthier than alternatives for a burger and fries joint.

If someone tried to cause a twatter storm it would be similar to chic-Fil-a. The people posting
>I’m never going to this hateful abomination of a restaurant ever again how do people even eat here REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Would just be autistic outliers who need to chill the fuck out. Nobody gives a shit. It’s a fucking burger joint.

[Anonymous No.16517574]

>>16509089
because dogs eat garbage

[Anonymous No.16517702]

>>16517300
Because humans are omnivores so eating meat and plant matter together are the natural norm. The “I’m a CARNIVORE, a REAL MAN” stuff is a reaction to the vegetarian nutcases that have been browbeating ‘meat eaters’ for the last 50 years. It didn’t exist when vegetarians were so rare that they didn’t register on society’s radar.

[Anonymous No.16517707]

>>16517464
>Isn't In-N-Out popular in Southern California?
Socal, where all of the spics are who are overwhelmingly catholic? They probably love it

[Anonymous No.16517714]

>>16517702
Yes it fucking did, you blinkered retard.

[Anonymous No.16517720]

>>16517714
No it didn’t because there was no reason for it to exist. Prior to the 1970s, people just ate what they wanted and left other people’s dietary choices alone. Go seethe somewhere else, herbivore.

[Anonymous No.16517785]

>>16517464
>Making incredibly small religious references in the form of three numbers printed on the inside of a cup.
>Openly lobbying against homosexuals and coming out opposed to them

Pick one.

[Anonymous No.16517835]

>>16512937
>phantom wipe near the amputated right hand
That caught me off guard and I legit laughed.

[Anonymous No.16517936]

>>16517702
>The “I’m a CARNIVORE, a REAL MAN” stuff is a reaction to
oh that makes it way less gay you're right

[Anonymous No.16518065]

>>16517936
The point I was making is that nobody did it until vegans wouldn’t shut up about people eating meat. Sow the wind, reap the whirlwind.

[Anonymous No.16518077]

>>16518065
and in this case, to be clear, "the whirlwind" is "redditors being massive faggots about eating bacon"

[Anonymous No.16518169]

>>16518077
Yes. At no point did I condone their behaviour, I was simply stating that people sperg out about being pro-meat SPECIFICALLY as a response to anti-meat spergs. Want meat eaters to stop being spergs? Stop being a sperg yourself. Really that simple. People don’t like being preached to.

[Anonymous No.16518187]

>>16518169
you're doing this fun thing where you're trying to make it look like any of this is in either of our control but the actual fact of the matter is that these people are spergs full stop. You aren't being epic bacon, and I'm not being preachy. Faggotry abounds, and there's nothing to do to stop it. I'm just pointing out that your rational of "I don't want to associate with THESE faggots" is a transparent excuse that doesn't hold water under the barest of scrutiny .

[Anonymous No.16518203]

>>16518187
I’m referring to you specifically because you started the discussion with your unsolicited “fuckingggggg meat eaters won’t shut up shut up shut up about eating innocent animal corpses!!!” post.

>how do you find a vegan on the internet?
>don’t worry, they’ll tell you

[Anonymous No.16518208]

>>16509297
>space travel

i fucking love science!!!!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.16518223]

>>16518203
the reason I know this is pure victim-card bullshit is that i literally eat meat, which neatly tips you into the faggot bucket.

Reread the thread and have fun figuring out where you showed your ass. Literally you presented a meaningless rational and when you got called on it you started flip-flopping like a fish trying to justify something that makes zero sense on a base level. Literal epic bacon faggots have more self respect, they at least hold no illusions about themselves. "I WOULD be X if it weren't for these people" is the weakest shit in existence.

[Anonymous No.16518270]

>>16518223
>actually I eat meat
(X) doubt, you wouldn’t be defending vegans so much and trying to shift blame onto ‘meat eaters’ so much if you did.

>showed your arse... flip flopping
Quote a single example. I’ll wait

[Anonymous No.16518289]

>>16518223
Also, just as a friendly reminder,
This entire discussion started because YOU (not me) started seething about “bacon-eaters being faggots on reddit” for no reason, to which I pointed out they do that shit because they’re sick of being browbeaten by vegans telling them they’re evil for eating meat. What followed was 2 hours of you jumping through hoops trying to apply a double standard of how its okay for vegans to be obnoxious about their dietary choices but it’s not okay for meat eaters to respond with the same energy. In between trying to attack me as a person in the hopes it would discredit my point.

Just wanted to clarify, to expose just how terrible your gaslighting attempt was. Probably the lack of fats and cholesterol in your diet causing your brain to shrink

[Anonymous No.16518606]

>>16509004
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[Anonymous No.16518613]

>>16518606
It’s an older meme, but it checks out

[Anonymous No.16518647]

[Anonymous No.16518804]

[Anonymous No.16518809]

>>16509004

[Anonymous No.16519488]

>>16517707
It doesn't stop them from being overwhelmingly progressive any other time.

[Anonymous No.16520099]

>>16512836
"Got Juice?" Shock troopers from red alert expansion

[Anonymous No.16520192]

>>16514509
Holy fuck boys we got a newfag here

[Anonymous No.16520195]

>>16518809

that's the Bill Cosby juice

[Anonymous No.16520197]

>>16515360
I bought some of their products on clearance, and while the meat was pretty good, the packaging was beyond cringe. Who the fuck needs reassurance of their masculinity from anywhere, much less good products? Good thing they were clearance.

[Anonymous No.16520199]

>>16520197
*Food products

[Anonymous No.16520204]

>>16509004
that passive aggressive tone makes me wanna kill somebody

[Anonymous No.16520209]

>>16517702
why are you apologizing to some vegan tranny

[Anonymous No.16520243]

>>16520192
probably around 5% at best of people here remember when the characters and memes in that animation were common

[Anonymous No.16520245]

>>16516722
>>16517284
>>16520192
You are on the Cooking board, retarded weeb. Nobody here cares.

[Anonymous No.16520252]

>>16518647
I hate how pussy this sounds, just fucking say it's a shitty red blend made to get drunk. They try to pass it as manly so bad it does the opposite.

[Anonymous No.16520260]

>>16520243
It was cringe then and it's cringe now.
It has nothing to do with whether or not people know who the characters are.

[Anonymous No.16520345]

>>16509130
Lewd!

[Anonymous No.16520350]

>>16509107
post full pic

[Anonymous No.16520357]

>>16518647
What is this shit, maketing for the retvrn crowd?

[Anonymous No.16520372]

>>16517160
>>16517174

[Anonymous No.16520549]

>>16509629
>are you a man?
>are you too insecure to drink wine?

[Anonymous No.16520636]

>>16520245
Ouch!

[Anonymous No.16520685]

>>16518809
Based

[Anonymous No.16520702]

>>16509195
>liberty or death

[Anonymous No.16520727]

>>16520260
lmao, this simply proves that segregation is good. based kellogs

[Anonymous No.16520740]

>>16520260
>when you're completely ignorant but goddamnit the internet needs your opinions on it!

[Anonymous No.16520758]

>>16515692
kirks castile is better and cheaper

[Anonymous No.16520814]

>>16509024
Imagine being such a fucking pussy that you let the perception of others dictate your life.

[Anonymous No.16520824]

>>16509026
Bot post

[Anonymous No.16520838]

>>16520740
Nobody here gives enough about your retarded opinions to actually try and convince you he's an oldfag, you dumb fuck.

[Anonymous No.16520848]

>>16520838

[Anonymous No.16521395]

>>16509182

[Anonymous No.16521418]

>>16509004
Did a child write that? Further proof that millennial and even more gen z tards are adult children. The world is so fucked.

[Anonymous No.16521420]

>>16509130
Just like popping open a pussy.

[Anonymous No.16521422]

>>16509462
>cuckstains sucking corporate dick and consoooooming because le epic bible reference
nihil novi sub sole

[Anonymous No.16521431]

>>16515360
Wow. This screams I'm a fucking mega d-bag.

[Anonymous No.16521433]

>>16515181
corn overdose
corn makes the cattle docile and not ask questions
it's honestly even worse for you than soy.

[Anonymous No.16521437]

WORDS WORDS WORDS

[Anonymous No.16521473]

>>16513676
a classic. i was not sure if ot was an ironic product or not. deep inside i realize its serious and this scares me

[Anonymous No.16521476]

>>16516547
>>>/reddit/

[Anonymous No.16521691]

>>16515629
This is photoshopped

[Anonymous No.16521700]

>>16509195
>Ant or Dec
huh?

[Anonymous No.16521734]

>>16517464
>Isn't In-N-Out popular in Southern California? I thought that area in particular would be opposed to it.
Maybe don't base your views on places you've never been to on memes, stereotypes, Fox News, and shitposts.

[Anonymous No.16521756]

>>16521734
But you're a meme
So if I take your advice, I'm basing my view on a meme
So if I take your advice, I'm not taking your advice

[Anonymous No.16521760]

>>16513691
>obvious plant

[Anonymous No.16521767]

>>16521700
Inexplicably ineluctable tv presenter duo.

[Anonymous No.16521780]

>>16509297
Very annoyed that these "I heckin love science" faggots act like the moon has zero gravity, rather than 1/6g. If it was zero gravity then you wouldn't be able to have a fucking moon buggy at all.

Fuck these people.

[Anonymous No.16521792]

>>16521767
Am I that out of touch?

[Anonymous No.16521807]

>>16521780
I mean, it is actually rad to have sets of wheels in 0g, but we both know they weren't talking about Reaction Control Wheels.

[Anonymous No.16521816]

>>16512937
>We hope you packed and extra pair of undies...
>and

The whole thing is like an embarrassing Mad Magazine sketch, but the typo really puts it over the top.

[Anonymous No.16521821]

>>16514576
BAZED

[Anonymous No.16521829]

>>16514509
4chan used to be extremely reddit

[Anonymous No.16521846]

>>16509549
It’s kind of funny especially if the beer sucks lol

[Anonymous No.16521849]

>>16521792
They've been around for decades, but if you don't watch children's shows or reality tv you probably wouldn't directly encounter them. I'm surprised you've managed to avoid even their ambient shit marketing though.

[Anonymous No.16521867]

>>16521849
I don't watch any cable at all, actually. I actively avoid any sort of news or political information as best I can too. I'm saving for a log cabin in the woods and I want to live off grid.

[Anonymous No.16521990]

>>16521867
Eminently and evidently wise, best of luck with your escape anon.

[Anonymous No.16522010]

>>16521990

[Anonymous No.16522109]

>>16509549
>>16509597
>>16513750
I tried this without reading any marketing copy and I enjoyed it

[Anonymous No.16522225]

>>16513691
I like how the kid’s neck is unusually long.

[Anonymous No.16522238]

>>16522225

[Anonymous No.16522241]

>>16520260
>let's mix everyone together!
>makes disgusting slop
>this somehow proves diversity is a good thing
idk about the ol' globohomo sometimes

[Anonymous No.16522244]

>>16522225
Plot Twist: it's Linus Tech Tips

[Anonymous No.16522274]

>>16509549
Made for people who buy hot sauces

[Anonymous No.16522285]

>>16509629
I wanted to know more about the guy.
A dog
A bike and trike
And old firehouse
We got a fucking panty melter here boys

[Anonymous No.16522326]

>>16520197
The kind of guys that unironically think it's gay to buy shampoo and conditioner instead of a 2 in 1 or own candles. Probably wouldn't order a salad at a restaurant because that's gay too.

[Anonymous No.16522399]

>>16518613
you have to go back

[Anonymous No.16524047]

>>16520740
>more
Its 'moar' you larping retard.

[Anonymous No.16524050]

>>16524047
it "rping" retard

[Anonymous No.16524251]

>>16524047
I saved that image before you even came to this website

[Anonymous No.16524328]

From Liquid Death sparkling water

[Anonymous No.16524349]

>>16509549
It really is a disguting beer. I fell for the meme once

[Anonymous No.16524419]

>>16521792
You're out of touch
I'm out of time
But I'm out of my head
When you're not around
You're out of touch
I'm out of time
But I'm out of my head
When you're not around

[Anonymous No.16524448]

>>16524419
ywnbaw

[Anonymous No.16524637]

>>16524328
This is at least fun more than it is virtue signalling and i kinda like their art. Shits to expensive though and the one time i bought it i realized that i looked like i was drinking a beer at work

[Anonymous No.16524664]

>>16524328
now we have entered the post cringe marketing era
or are we already in it, i cant tell anymore

[Anonymous No.16524680]

>>16514576
>I'm a miserable cunt, so anybody who enjoys things is a faggot
Just end your shitty life already, we get it.

[Anonymous No.16524728]

>>16514351
>Is it like hot sauce? There’s some sort of cred for being a connoisseur of awful?
Precisely this. I enjoy hot sauce, but I recognize that stupid spicy ones are a novelty, not a way of life. IPA fags trouble with this same distinction.

[Anonymous No.16524731]

>>16518208
Space travel is fucking cool you neanderthal

[Anonymous No.16524752]

>>16521433
Cornphobe

[Anonymous No.16524770]

>>16524731
Real space travel would be very cool.
Sending billionaires into low earth orbit for retweets is not.

[Anonymous No.16524772]

>>16513393
Nah. That shit's recent. It's transcended cringe to just being laughably out of touch.

[Anonymous No.16524774]

>>16509089
because dogs are filthy parasite-carrying murder machines that slobber over anything they think is a morsel (AKA everything)...this includes trash

[Anonymous No.16524776]

Not food, but also BASED and not cringe

[Anonymous No.16524793]

>>16524776
It's like an old spice bodywash on super-soy.

[Anonymous No.16524803]

>>16512937
I'd buy it. Sharting is my weakness apparently

[Anonymous No.16524809]

>>16513789
>The image
kek

[Anonymous No.16524838]

>>16524664
it's basically just '90s radical awesome marketing sprinkled with a bit of 2010s post-irony, in a reaction to the kind of marketing people were making completely without irony in the '00s

[Anonymous No.16524873]

>>16524793
The man had his whole family murdered in front of him by the nazis and when he escaped to America they put him in an asylum and subjected him to electrocution.
He then escaped the asylum and, more than a little addled by these experiences, started preaching for world peace on the streets while selling soap to make ends meet.
He noticed that people were avoiding eye contact and walked away very quickly while buying his soap so he condensed his sermons into as few words as possible so he could shout the whole thing at people as they hurried away, and then finally printed the whole thing on the label because he knew you'd read it on the shitter eventually.

[Anonymous No.16524914]

>>16524328
This is actually done well because it's obvious that they're trying too hard on purpose.

[Anonymous No.16524953]

>>16509019
You forgot the soy face and beards

[Anonymous No.16525004]

>>16524047
>larping
You're outing yourself as a turbo newfag every time you do this.

[Anonymous No.16525049]

>>16509024
Same reason I shave every single day now

[Anonymous No.16525283]

>>16524637
Yeah, I bought one once and realized it was a liability to be drinking it while driving around. Turns out making your water look exactly like a beer can is a fucking bad idea.

[Anonymous No.16525306]

>>16524419
based hail and oates poster

[Anonymous No.16525425]

>>16515634
It's wonder that they continue to roll with this level of insanity on the packaging. It's almost respectable how dedicated they are to it

[Anonymous No.16526738]

[Anonymous No.16528569]

Has there ever been someone who has tried to be cool/hip succeeding in being cool? It doesn't seem like something you can force with buzzwords.

[Anonymous No.16528602]

Not gonna translate the whole thing but this is a Danish nano brewery which writes these seething blogs about how much they hate [insert capitalist/right wing thing] on every bottle. This specific beer they're whining about banks and even name dropping specific banks and their practices and interest rate on certain types of loans.

[Anonymous No.16528617]

>>16528602
>name dropping specific banks and their practices and interest rate on certain types of loans
cool it with the antisemitism there

[Anonymous No.16528621]

>>16528602
This is extremely based and redpilled.

[Anonymous No.16528627]

>>16528602
Incoming libel lawsuits in 3..2..1..
also I don't know what font that is but it's fucking ugly and generic

[Anonymous No.16528636]

>>16528602
>beat capitalism by buying our overpriced addicting product
are all danes retarded

[Anonymous No.16528638]

>>16528627
Literally says on the bottle it already went to court and the banks lost.

[Anonymous No.16528652]

>>16528569
Are you asking if marketing ever actually works?
Yes, yes it does. In fact most people's perception of what is hip/cool has been controlled by marketing rather than the other way around, since roughly 50s.

[Anonymous No.16528667]

>>16528652
No, no that wasn't what I was asking.

[Anonymous No.16528795]

>>16528636
Have you heard them speak?

[Anonymous No.16528802]

>>16528636
If you don't like the beer you can just buy something else or make your own.
Try that with the bank, dummy.

>>16528795
That is a fair point.

[Anonymous No.16528820]

>>16509629
So it's gutter wine?
>>16528602
I fucking hate that shit from the super activist breweries

[Anonymous No.16528848]

>>16524953
Beards are still good and manly. They can't be ruined by people trying to imitate men.

[Anonymous No.16528876]

>>16524448
Watch out boy she'll chew you up, She's a maneater.

[Anonymous No.16528884]

>>16524873
Genius

[Anonymous No.16528940]

>>16509130
Kinda lewd

[Anonymous No.16528942]

>>16509195
>even leftist ICE CREAM has a fucking novel written on it

[Anonymous No.16528951]

>>16512800
Yes. There was concern that it violated military rules on proselytizing (although the Pentagon says that it didn't) and potentially the establishment clause of the first amendment. If the end nothing official came of it but Trijicon no longer includes biblical inscriptions on government contract equipment. They also provided retrofitting services ro take the inscriptions of of in-use government equipment. Thier consumer products still have the inscriptions.

[Anonymous No.16528953]

>>16512937
Ah yes. The one thing I really want to think about when buying and consuming food and drink: human shit.

[Anonymous No.16528967]

>>16528942
lefties like to flaunt their literacy

[Anonymous No.16528970]

>>16524328
Wherever I am I must also fish

[Anonymous No.16528981]

>>16521700
Antoine or Deciduwas. Deciding who will be your lass' buck tonight.

[Anonymous No.16529066]

>>16512937
Literally
>buy our product *shart*

[Anonymous No.16529086]

>>16509107
>you will never slam this adolescent goddess
Feels fucking BAD, man...

[Anonymous No.16530168]

>>16528981
Not amusing

[Anonymous No.16530406]

>>16525425
They've toned it WAY down and replaced it with lefty platitudes. I think the old man died and his kids took over.

[Anonymous No.16530438]

I don't know if it counts, but every once in a while I get Spotify commercials for some kind of plant-based meat substitute and their tagline is "WHAT'S WRONG, AFRAID YOU'LL LIKE IT?"

Like they can shame me into eating their fucking beef-flavored yard mulch.

[Anonymous No.16531444]

>>16509214
The cursive script of the company name on the bottle makes it look like "Bathhouse Farms."

[Anonymous No.16531820]

>>16509549
This is on purpose. They're having a laugh.

[Anonymous No.16531843]

>>16514351
>>16524728
You guys stuck in 2010 or what? IPAs are all about being sweet and fruity for the past decade. There's still some west coast bitter styles around but the market is dominated by "juice bombs". You're out of touch. Hell, in major cities there's been a boom of craft lagers for the past few years. Whole breweries dedicated to them. Catch up already.

[Anonymous No.16531861]

>>16530406
Absolutely amazing. You can see the damage to the poor man's brain but his heart is so pure.

[Anonymous No.16532432]

>>16516597
Agreed. It's difficult to chew on and tastes salty.
>>16521691
I first noticed this in real life, while looking at the bag out of boredom. It's real.

[Anonymous No.16532454]

>>16520245
>No one cares
>I don't care so much that I found the thread and quoted exact posts
You're a fuckstick

[Anonymous No.16532456]

>>16520260
>I don't like it that means no one likes it :(
Go and stay go ya fucking loser

[Anonymous No.16533832]

>>16532432
>It's real.
Who is the target demographic for this food?

[Louie No.16533855]

>>16509004
jesus thats poorly written

[Anonymous No.16533881]

Millennials are so fucking cringe, it's no wonder the world is going to shit with these pansy ass faggots running around, unfortunately I won't live long enough to see these faggots die off one day, my only regret in life.

[Anonymous No.16534028]

>>16533832
whites

[Anonymous No.16534044]

>>16517300
>insanely retarded meat-obsessed epic bacon faggot
Me

[Anonymous No.16534073]

>>16509089
dogs are cute, triggering a positive emotional response that is subconsciously applied to the garbage bags. it's a conditioning attempt to bait you to buy it illogically.

or, more likely, the dude who designed the box had lax supervision and liked dogs.

[Anonymous No.16534082]

>>16509549
this is actually brilliant because it's very on brand.

[Anonymous No.16534084]

>>16517300
the faggot to vegetarian ratio is far, far higher.

[Anonymous No.16534112]

>>16521691
Just fucking google the product. It's on all the pictures.

[Anonymous No.16534144]

>>16509549
We need to launch a double IPA and call it "Kuff Reggin's Brew." The blurb will just be the YWNBAW copypasta

[Anonymous No.16534176]

>>16515634
I have the read the thing hundreds of times over as a bathtub /lit/erature consumer. I have no idea what it means. I don't think Thomas Jefferson and God talked the way (((bronner))) thinks they did

[Anonymous No.16534201]

>>16520357
As a member of the Retvrn Initiative, no. This is marketed to the strange pseudo-masculine culture that started with the hipsters wearing plaid. These "men" will grow their beards out, larp as pagans, and pick up every single one of their opinions from the politics subr*ddit.

[Anonymous No.16534205]

>>16518809
Based. Are you even allowed to advertise that way? Some countries make it illegal to connect alcohol to a good time

[Anonymous No.16534214]

>>16526738
Oh god, edgy jokes based on the holocoof. I've seen this in some pop songs already: the boy "rebels" and meets the girl without the wearing the mask, acting like he's really taking a risk.
Love from Kazakhstan

[Anonymous No.16534223]

>>16514509
that's because reddit literally stole all of 4chan's jokes

[Anonymous No.16534229]

Literally everything on this package is disgusting

[Anonymous No.16534243]

>>16517160

[Anonymous No.16534247]

>>16534229
>baby's got a stuffy nose like any other normal human being? Just suck it right out like an abnormal human being!

[Anonymous No.16534266]

>>16520838
Do they still have those boxes?

[Anonymous No.16534311]

>>16534229
>snotsucker kit
>natural saline snotspray
>gets boogers out
Someone got paid to write all that

[Anonymous No.16534326]

>>16533881
ok boomer

[Anonymous No.16534340]

>>16509462
Company from California with packaging mentioning Christian Bible passages. Obviously something not right here.

[Anonymous No.16534376]

>>16517252
Underrated post

[Anonymous No.16534408]

>>16534340
I think it may have more to do with their local paper product distributor. I live in Texas and never noticed this sort of thing on their packaging but I haven't been to In-N-Out since I saw that image so I may have just missed it. I have a friend who used to live in California and he said a lot of the places he worked at had that sort of thing on their cups because everyone bought cups from Brand X. Of course it could also be that In-N-Out orders so many of those products that there's always a surplus and people just buy that, sort of like how a lot of states adopt the textbooks of larger states.

[Anonymous No.16534419]

>>16524328
Good can, my kind of can.

[Anonymous No.16534502]

>>16534205
This is America anon, pls. All our beer commercials are about having fun or hot chicks

[Anonymous No.16534541]

>>16534502
But can you out and say "this beer will make you REAAALLLY drunk. Drink lots."