/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.16505622]

goin to the chinese market whatchall want

[Anonymous No.16505634]

I wanna go with
I love looking at new foods
:3

[Anonymous No.16505671]

gimme dat spicy black bean paste an sum green Kit Kat’s dog

[Anonymous No.16505689]

i'd probably pick up some import ramen you can't find at the white man's store

[Anonymous No.16505694]

yo gimme a bag of that plastic rice

[Anonymous No.16505699]

>>16505622
Bring me a bag of sodium citrate and some MSG

[Anonymous No.16505704]

>>16505622
Galangal, kaffir lime/leaves, bird's eye chilis, and lemongrass.

[Anonymous No.16505715]

>>16505622

some Mr. Browns and spongecake

[Anonymous No.16505741]

>>16505634
Gimme something to kill this cunt

[Anonymous No.16505757]

>>16505622
15 bags of shrimp chips

[Anonymous No.16505775]

>>16505622
Epsilon variant, please.

[Anonymous No.16505783]

>>16505622
No thanks

[Anonymous No.16505802]

pick up some of that good shit bre

[Anonymous No.16505811]

>>16505622
Yo Op pick me up some of this.

[Anonymous No.16505819]

>>16505622
1/2 pound of dog and 3 cans of bat soup please

[Anonymous No.16505881]

>>16505819
this guy chineses

[Anonymous No.16505891]

>>16505819
Kekimus maximus

[Anonymous No.16505894]

>>16505622
Mentsuyu if they have the version that's not watered down for wypipo.

[Anonymous No.16506098]

>>16505622
them import tea bottles

[Anonymous No.16506149]

>>16505622
that green coconut spread stuff. comes in a small glass jar. i dont remember what the fuck its called but i need it back

[Anonymous No.16506162]

>>16505622
Can I get some live bat and pangolin?

[Anonymous No.16506193]

White guy here. Let me tell you about sriracha since I've had some experience with it recently. It's a ridiculously spicy Chinese hot sauce made from a highly guarded ancient secret recipe, very hard to find in the US. In fact, I had to specially request it from this ancient looking old Chinese woman behind the counter at this obscure little hole-in-the-wall Asian food store. Normally she probably wouldn't sell it to your average white dude, but luckily she's taken a bit of a liking to me since I'm well versed with Asian food and culture after having studied anime for many years. But be warned, it is STUPID hot, over 9000 on the scoville scale if I had to guess. I tried a spoonful of it plain once. Worst mistake of my freakin life. I immediately started dry heaving and basically spent the next 2 hours yelling like a baby while my wife and her son brought me glasses of ice water and wet towels to cool me down. We actually considered going to the emergency room since my tongue was burning so mental. Well, let's just say sriracha made me its bitch that day.

[Anonymous No.16506258]

>>16506193
kys

[Anonymous No.16506265]

>>16506193
kys

[Anonymous No.16506815]

LAOGANMA XD

[Anonymous No.16506830]

>>16506193
tl;Dr, but it started as a poor attempt at new copypasta. You're laying it on too thick anon. Good copypasta has to be somewhat believable at least at first. Otherwise who's gonna read it?
>I also recommend including some green text to break it up

[Anonymous No.16506998]

>>16506193
i loled

[Anonymous No.16507007]

>>16506830
It's an old copypasta newfriend

[Anonymous No.16507252]

I need the following:

3kgs of Powdered Tiger Penis
5 Endangered Shark Fins
1/4 Broasted Live Dog
Dozen Bats for Bat Soup
6 Bear Testicle Lollipops
a Kung Pao Chicken #8 with Fried Rice

[Anonymous No.16507370]

>>16507252
You seem to be the racist, as is very common with your types. I simply don't give a shit about your fucking nations and don't want to visit them.
If you want to call me racist for disagreeing with you then you must have been shillary supporters since that's the best that they can do.
Are you still seething in your closets because Trump beat your annointed one?

[Anonymous No.16507377]

Can you pick up a couple live crabs for me?

[Anonymous No.16507380]

>>16505622
golden retriever

[Anonymous No.16507527]

>>16505634
Me too. I miss just browsing cool markets for interesting things to make meals with. :(

[Anonymous No.16507572]

Ginseng root, fat ass ginger and lemongrass

[Anonymous No.16507663]

>>16505622
baby bok choy
shit's gotten so much more expensive in the past few years

[Anonymous No.16507665]

>>16507370
Why is Zhang so fragile?

[Anonymous No.16507722]

>>16505622
Get some of that angry lady hot sauce, that shit's bomb

[Anonymous No.16507729]

>>16505634
heh... id go with you anywhere my d-delicate flower ;)

[Anonymous No.16507734]

>>16506830
stupid

[Anonymous No.16507891]

>>16505622
for you to commit a violent attack, killing as many of them as you can
>the chang janny WILL ban me for this, just watch

[Anonymous No.16507900]

>>16505622
Like 10 lbs of pork bao please

[Anonymous No.16507911]

>>16505622
I don't put anything Chinese into my body, that's disgusting.

[Anonymous No.16507918]

>>16505622
wagyu beef

[Anonymous No.16507922]

>>16505622
Whatever will squeal the loudest while it's being slowly steamed alive, i want to experience the authentic chinese cuisine

[Anonymous No.16507942]

>>16505622
directions to the japanese market

[Anonymous No.16507970]

>>16507922
based af, also a side of virgin boy egg and bistec de chino

[Anonymous No.16507973]

Black salt and a gaikon please

[Anonymous No.16507974]

>>16507970
That doesn't look like it's cooked through.

[Anonymous No.16507978]

>>16505622
A dog.

[Anonymous No.16507982]

>>16505811
Shits cash. They always have a big basket right by the counter

[Anonymous No.16507990]

>>16505622
a gallon of gutter oil and fresh dolphin penis and maybe a gram of powdered rhino horn

[Anonymous No.16508086]

>>16505622

recently stumbled on these gourmet ramen's from hong kong and taiwan.
I just add some curry powder and an egg and easily the best ramens have had yet.

[Anonymous No.16508256]

>>16505622
Hook me up with all the Samyang you can carry, anon.

[Anonymous No.16508260]

>>16505622
Three dogs.

[Anonymous No.16508311]

>Made in China? Nah I'll pass bro

[Anonymous No.16508323]

Chinese broccoli, fish sauce, dumpling wrappers

[Anonymous No.16508393]

Just as long as you don't spend too much time looking at stuff. They hate 'tourists'.

I'm guilty of that myself. Every once in awhile I'd catch a glimpse of a 'ghost' whipping by in my peripheral vision for a split second shaped like store employees. Always in the peripheral vision but extremely close.

>Whoosh
>Whoosh
>Whoosh

Clearly they have no love of people who just gawk at things. I was just looking for the mayonasse, bros. XD

[Anonymous No.16508405]

>>16505622
spicy shrimp chips, and that white rabbit milk candy that poisoned a bunch of australians a few years back

[Anonymous No.16508440]

>>16507900
this guy feasts

[Anonymous No.16508467]

>>16505622
a bag of those shrimpy chip things plz

[Anonymous No.16508485]

>>16505622
甜麵包

[Anonymous No.16508679]

>>16505704
My dude

pic not related

[Anonymous No.16508695]

>>16508679
That looks spicy as heck

[Anonymous No.16508720]

Them chili flakes in oil

[Anonymous No.16508722]

>>16505622
Cooked bat.

[Anonymous No.16508731]

>>16508720
One of my favorite things to cook with because of its versatility, but I think you can buy that shit at Aldi.

[Anonymous No.16509126]

>>16507922
What I remember as chinese food growing up as a young kid in Hong Kong

>turtle/shark fin soup
>fried chicken feet
>pig uterus noodles
>fried rice with pork knuckle gristle
>unidentifed fish balls on a stick
>boiled dog meat
>one time, monkey brains

Americans have no idea how bad it really is. No one in china knows what the fuck beef and broccoli is or sweet and sour pork. Chinese food is disgusting. Literally the worst parts to eat of any animal. Makes sense because chinks are the race of humans closest to animals. They make disgusting noises when they eat, slurp everything, men in the streets lift their fucking wife beaters over their sweaty stomachs while laughing and chewing with their mouths full of food. Like what kind of idiot decided 2 sticks is the most practical way to eat grains of fucking rice. Starving Nigerians who eat grass have a better diet than the average chinese.

[Anonymous No.16509378]

>>16509126
do you guys eat that stuff because there's not better option or is it meant to be enjoyable?

[Anonymous No.16509441]

>>16509378
Go back

[Anonymous No.16509467]

>>16506193
you seriously gonna do this nigga?

[Anonymous No.16509531]

>>16505694
>he still believes this rumor that has been proven false after large scale investigations by multiple countries
>he's too dumb to realize that the cost of manufacturing plastic rice would exceed just producing the real thing
>he's too dumb to realize that cooked plastic smells nothing like cooked rice

[Anonymous No.16509538]

>>16505622
yah gimme duh uhhhh. wutchu call em. liechee's.

[Anonymous No.16509642]

>>16505622
Nothing. I hate chinks.

[Anonymous No.16510829]

>>16509538
Lychee, shit's amazing. Also recommend trying longan and rambutan, though the seeds of the rambutan have this flaky, woody outer covering that peels along with the flesh and tastes fucking awful if you don't know how to eat it right.

[Anonymous No.16510844]

>>16505622
Ill take a 6 pack of SARS, a re-education course dvd, and a 2 year old child

[Anonymous No.16510846]

Can I get some orange chicken?

[Anonymous No.16510849]

>>16505741
You spend too much time on the internet. It's making you bitter and angry. Get a gf and a job.

[Anonymous No.16510851]

I remember unknowingly waltzing into an ethic grocery store near Rockville, Maryland and fuck did it smell like cow shit. It permeated the whole building.

[Anonymous No.16510852]

bat soup

[Anonymous No.16511094]

>>16506149
kaya?

[Anonymous No.16511632]

a piece of 1000 year old heavenly ginseng root and a bloomed fire spirit lotus

[Anonymous No.16511716]

>>16507252
>3kgs of Powdered Tiger Penis
Do you realize it would cost like 10k dollars?

[Anonymous No.16511805]

>>16508256
>buldak mayo
how is it

[Anonymous No.16511843]

>>16509531
ching chong

[Anonymous No.16512649]

>>16505622

>Century eggs
>Long-hot peppers
>Those planed-Shanxi noodles that are easier to grip w/ chopsticks
>Everything on >>16505704
>Chopped squid and two whole snapper for frying

Out in Philly, not only do we have a Chinatown by Center City, but we also have a "Little Saigon" market on the Washington Ave. side where it becomes "South Philly"

[Anonymous No.16512657]

>>16505622
cclemon

[Anonymous No.16512674]

>>16511716
>10k to form a giant 3kg tiger penis out of rehydrated penis powder and then painting it black
empowering

also im ok with that

[Anonymous No.16512681]

>>16505622
I could go for a couple of hot dogs.

[Anonymous No.16512714]

>>16511805
It tastes exactly like the hot chicken ramen, basically a savory spicy MSG/umami bomb. It's not bad, but it's not really mayonnaise. It's more of a hot chicken sauce.

[Anonymous No.16513243]

>look up Century eggs after looking through thread
>scroll to the bottom of the page
>see this
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Virgin_boy_egg
what the fuck Chinabros...
>urine is collected from prepubescent peasant boys
>The soaking process allows the eggs to become cured in the urine as they are left to simmer
>The eggs have been listed by officials in China as a part of the region's "local intangible cultural heritage"
everything about China fits into place begins to fit into place

[Anonymous No.16513264]

>>16507252
>no rhino horn
weak

[Anonymous No.16513270]

>>16505622
get me 5 bats plz I need to make medicine

[Anonymous No.16513273]

>>16506193
Lmao this is way too believable

[Anonymous No.16513320]

>>16505622
ayo holup gemme some them thick noodles and thai holy basil. we finna eat some good ass garlic drunken noodles tonight.

[Anonymous No.16513333]

>>16506193
>ridiculously spicy Chinese hot sauce
lost it here hopefully the rest of this pasta keeps this pace

[Anonymous No.16513337]

>>16510849
U mad?

[Anonymous No.16513350]

>>16511094
yeee srikaya. go nutter for it

[Anonymous No.16513358]

>>16505622
black duck eggs.