Show me your country's shit beer that gets the job done

[Anonymous No.16505060]

Not danish but it's everywhere.

[Anonymous No.16505066]

>>16505060
all beeres get job done except milwaukees best. that shit is awful.

[Anonymous No.16505112]

>>16505066
Truth, but I was referring to strong beers that pack a punch.

[Anonymous No.16505352]

bump

[Anonymous No.16505394]

>Not danish but it's everywhere.
well. i am
you can drink youself to sleep on "Guld Damer" (Golden Ladies) and still wake up and go to work next morning

if minmaxxing alcohol x cost vermouth is actually one of the best options

[Anonymous No.16505411]

>>16505060
>>16505394
oh yea and remember that the elephants on those bottles have svastikas on the side IRL
also the quote "Laboremus Pro Patria" (work for the country)
pretty damn based

[Anonymous No.16505419]

>being an alcoholic and proud

[Anonymous No.16505432]

>>16505419
>its not a drinking problem
its my national heritage

[Anonymous No.16505445]

Pretty typical north american lager - light, very unoffensive, easy to smash, very satisfying when cold and thirsty.

[Anonymous No.16505453]

>>16505445
Too expensive, make way for the traditional college kid and homeless swill

[Anonymous No.16505512]

Based Cara

[Anonymous No.16505524]

>>16505453
salmon pack for the boys.
this is good but its from the US, and was pretty big there in the 50's. not sure what happened to make it a vancouver island thing, but i dig it.

[Anonymous No.16505540]

they are basically the same thing

[Anonymous No.16505542]

>>16505394
That beer doesn't have a terrible rating. This is actually quite an accomplishment considering its ~6% ABV.
>if minmaxxing alcohol x cost vermouth is actually one of the best options
do you've a link pls?
>>16505411
Wouldn't this cause an outrage in 2021? Nevertheless, a good rabbit hole to explore
>>16505419
I see how you might think that. Just wanted you guys to suggest strong beers (not necessarily good ones). For some reason the country that I'm located in doesn't have a ton or at least those beer don't seem to be popular.
>>16505445
>>16505453
Wish I could try US beer. I think you guys have an unjustified bad rep.

[Anonymous No.16505544]

[Anonymous No.16505547]

>>16505542
>Wish I could try US beer. I think you guys have an unjustified bad rep.
Where are you from? Those are both Canadian

[Anonymous No.16505623]

The official beverage of construction workers

[Anonymous No.16505627]

>>16505112
Flavor wise or alcoholics wise?

[Anonymous No.16505637]

>>16505542
>do you've a link pls?
what do you mean by a link? you can get like 1L of 15% vermouth for 30DKK (5USD) as opposed to 1L of Vodka which at the cheapest goes for around 50dkk (8USD)
if you chick 1L of 15% vermouth you will sleep, but if you have a bottle of vodka you will just drink more
>Wouldn't this cause an outrage in 2021? Nevertheless, a good rabbit hole to explore
all Carlsberg funded buildings are covered in swastikas, but it actually pre dated the nazi use of the symbol, J.C. Jacobsen was a Danish patriot, the kind you dont see anymore and the kind nationalist wished they were

[Anonymous No.16505760]

>>16505060
Every damn gas station in germany has this piss and most have also Faxe (both in 1 Liter cans). Always choose Faxe if available and you feel the urge to get drunk on "cheap" gas station beer.


Pluspoint Faxe has some neat designs from time to time

[Anonymous No.16505766]

>>16505060
It just works™

[Anonymous No.16506102]

>>16505544
entrei torcendo que alguém já tivesse postado essa
also>

[Anonymous No.16506130]

>>16506102
Tambem serve, mas acho que a Skol é mais apropriada

[Anonymous No.16506344]

this shit is 8.5%, not too expensive, and tastes pretty nice.
plus every time i see it i think of "Stupid Retard Bastard Ale"

[Anonymous No.16506419]

>>16506344
s'good

[Anonymous No.16506490]

>>16505766
hell yeah bulls balls, my neighbors would always bring me back a bunch of 4packs of these when they'd come back from Mexico.

[Anonymous No.16507332]

>>16505637
I'm retarded. Thought Vermouth was a beer brand.
>>16505623
How many 1.5L bottles does a Slovakian construction worker manage? I heard from a friend that Russians who only drink Vodka or high percentage alcohols get drunk off of beer easily.
>>16505760
I had my fair share of FAXE experience. Never tried their other beer styles though.
>>16505766
Is there a reason why Mexican beer doesn't come in standard bottles?
>>16506344
Holy shit. This beer has a 9.3/10 rating on my beer website.

[Anonymous No.16507372]

>>16507332
I think it can pretty much substitute water, but I can't speak for all construction workers obviously, a large part of the notoriety of the beer is a mere running joke about labourers being the only people who drink it.

[Anonymous No.16507397]

Haven't had this in close to a year, but it was my daily driver in college. None of the other cheap stuff could hold a candle to it, in my opinion. I'd even argue that it tastes better than a lot of higher priced beers.

[Anonymous No.16508010]

Steel Reserve is going out of production soon F

[Anonymous No.16508069]

>>16508010
>started getting steel reserves when I lost my job to drown the depression for cheap
>all of a sudden notice steel reserves went up in price
>suddenly they were barely in stock in my area
>now they're getting discontinued

Why does everything I love end up dying

[Anonymous No.16508169]

>>16508010
Wow. Black people are going to be mad as fuck. Get ready for some convenience stores to get burned down

[Anonymous No.16508338]

[Anonymous No.16508355]

Pick your poison

[Anonymous No.16508439]

The most classic cheap beer over here

[Anonymous No.16508457]

>>16506344
Probably doesn't belong in the hobo/alchy category that this thread was meant for, but I completely agree with you. One of my favorite cool weather beers.

[Anonymous No.16508477]

>>16508069
If only you would love yourself.

[Anonymous No.16508496]

>>16508169
what chu know bout that

[Anonymous No.16508507]

>>16508496
That not a single arrest will be made.

[Anonymous No.16508513]

>>16508507
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_JygUgiweI

[Anonymous No.16508521]

>>16505060
>Show me your country's shit beer that gets the job done
For me its Natty Daddy. 15 12oz cans of 8% alcohol scud beer for only $8, you cant beat that

[Anonymous No.16508540]

>>16505060
The one they drink at "malaga". Cheap and legit the best commercial "just fucking beer" I've ever had. I don't remember the brand, sorry. Just that it is spanish.

[Anonymous No.16508564]

>>16505060
what you posted is the best only beat by faxe extra strong which is a 1L can with 10%

[Anonymous No.16508583]

this one

[Anonymous No.16508615]

>>16507332
>Is there a reason why Mexican beer doesn't come in standard bottles?
Most of them do but that particular one is super cheap. One of the cheapest in mexico.

[Anonymous No.16508640]

>>16508169
We still got Kang Kobra doe

[Anonymous No.16508734]

>>16508521
I go through four of these a week

[Anonymous No.16508766]

>>16506344
>not too expensive
founders is like $4-5 a 12oz bottle, they sell 4 packs for like $20 where I live.

[Anonymous No.16508789]

>>16508734
Do you work out a lot or have a fast metabolism? They are loaded with calories.

[Anonymous No.16508829]

>>16508789
I have gained some weight from it, but my actual diet is really clean. If I ate like shit I'd easily be 300+ pounds but I'm around 200~ at 6'3

[Anonymous No.16508835]

>>16508766
Fuckin hell, do you live on the moon? I believe these are 14.99 or 15.99 (USD) for a 12'er at the local supermarket. Maybe a buck more or less at a liquor store depending on where it's at.

[Anonymous No.16509002]

>>16505060
I'm the one who found the steelie version of that, then made the natty edit which someone else made the Elephant edit of.
I didn't realize it at the time since it was gold cans, but I've had it several times and I actually like Elephant. I just wish they sold tallboys, shit can Heineken or the spic lagers at the store and carry that. I like it since it doesn't have the adjunct sweetness or the ice beer taste that other high abv beers have. Just wish it was cheaper than $7 for a 4 pack of pints, but if I am buying a 5 percent 6 pack of pints for $ or 6 it about evens out from alcohol by volume, but I just tend to buy a lose can or two when I go to the beer store with my schwarzbier.

[Anonymous No.16509055]

>>16508355
I'll take 9 of the 9's

[Anonymous No.16509094]

>>16505060
Tennent's

[Anonymous No.16509096]

>>16508355
I've seen those beer in western Europe but never had the guts or felt like I would be wasting my money on them. Just looked up the ratings and they're not complete trash.
>>16508439
What are the chances that the next anon will recommend another beer called Baltica?! I really need to get into South American beers. I've only tried Brazilian beers and they were alright.
>>16508521
I refuse to drink beer that sound gay.

[Anonymous No.16509114]

I only had diarrhea shits the last couple of months and I have pain in my gut I think I am dying.

[Anonymous No.16509137]

>>16505060

[Anonymous No.16509155]

alcohol is for depressed losers

[Anonymous No.16509454]

Germany, Oettinger

Cheap beer, but still better than any ipa microbrew piswater

[Anonymous No.16509464]

Cheaper than shit like Bud and Kokanee by a buck or so here which is really saying something considering how fucked food and liquor prices are here. Tastes better than all the import cheap shit too. No clue why you can't find it east of BC, it's the kino camping beer.

[Anonymous No.16509505]

>>16509464
been a while. i think i'll get a flat this weekend

[Anonymous No.16509810]

One of the best cheap supermarket beers in Spain

[Anonymous No.16509822]

They pretend to brew it as a hommage to their long tradition of making premium Grolsch beer, but its just crappy category II Pilsner.

[Anonymous No.16509825]

>>16505060

[Anonymous No.16509829]

>>16505060
This shit but desu winos just drink the polish shit these days

[Anonymous No.16509849]

>>16505540
>>16505766
Basado

[Anonymous No.16509854]

>>16509849

[Anonymous No.16509866]

OPEN YOUR ASS FOR DADDY

[Anonymous No.16510021]

Another Danish classic. Wiibroe Årgangsøl. Alcohol percentage of 10,6

[Anonymous No.16510182]

Funny story - I actually had a vendor at a baseball game in NJ try to convince me that this was considered an import. Bruh, it say's America's oldest brewery right on the bottle...

[Anonymous No.16510598]

The cheapest locally brewed beer in Ireland that is pretty good is Harp Larger.
Although there's plenty of pilsners on sale in the German discount stores lidl and aldi

[Anonymous No.16510623]

>>16505060
This is a bs pic no women with tits like that should ever have trouble in life

[Anonymous No.16510648]

>>16509505
I always grab a two four when I know I'm gonna be grilling something. Shit is perfect for sitting on the deck and doing chicken kebabs or something.

[Anonymous No.16510683]

>>16510182
one of my coworkers when I worked service thought it was chinese
when I asked him to explain the eagle and english text he just said
>yueng ling ching ding

[Anonymous No.16510692]

>>16510182
I'm from NJ and I just can't drink yuenguch anymore... I've had too much of it. It's a great beer but man... I've had thousands of them at this point.

[Anonymous No.16510863]

>>16508477
Underrated post

[Anonymous No.16511254]

>>16508338
yeah that’s the stuff

[Anonymous No.16511457]

>>16505060
OOOOOOH CANADA

[Anonymous No.16511501]

[Anonymous No.16511537]

>>16510692
njfag here too, I buy it because most places sell a 6pk for like $6.99.

[Anonymous No.16511915]

>>16511501
2L/€1.22, not bad my friend. What's the ABV of this beer? 4.4%? Eastern European beer is another rabbit hole. Can you recommend a website that showcases alot of those eastern beers?

[Anonymous No.16511962]

Just found this beer 4.4% for 2L/0.97€. I've to move to Bulgaria.

[Anonymous No.16512048]

>>16509137
unironically tried this recently. i'm not memeing, it barely tasted like beer and it was absolutely awful. i feel bad for alcoholics who drink this.

[Anonymous No.16512057]

>>16509114
hogwash. it will be your liver that kild you not the stom bro problem but see doct

[Anonymous No.16512062]

>>16509114
Get that checked out. I also had diarrhea for a while and it turned out to be a Colitis Ulcerosa. I'm taking anti inflamation meds for a year by now and I'm hating myself for not getting it checked after a couple of days.

[Anonymous No.16512080]

>>16505060
52 eurocents including deposit
always drink this near the end of the month

[Anonymous No.16512100]

>>16505411
''We work for the fatherland'' is a more accurate translation

[Anonymous No.16512189]

>>16512080
Would you recommend this beer? It's almost at the price of Sternburg

[Anonymous No.16512639]

>>16511457
My swill of choice

[Anonymous No.16512795]

>>16505060
this shit is the most popular beer in the north of méxico, it's basically water, if you see someone drinking tekate it's probably a tasteless faggot

[Anonymous No.16512796]

>>16512795
>tekate
How did you spell this incorrectly? It's literally printed on the can in your pic.

[Anonymous No.16512808]

>all beers in the thread at ~5% alc
damn it sucks again to be not-French

[Anonymous No.16512815]

>>16512796
everyone here writes tecate for short as "tkt", so my brain just did me dirty, or maybe I'm just a retard

[Anonymous No.16512819]

>>16512815
Just busting your balls, Juan. I used to workout with a dude from Mexico and said something about grabbing a Tecate with him sometime....he explained to me for 5 solid minutes that if you're going to drink shitty mexican beer at least drink sol.

[Anonymous No.16513200]

>>16512808
Is this sarcasm or an insult? What do you pay for a can like this?

[Anonymous No.16513225]

[Anonymous No.16513246]

>>16508835
the breakfast stout is like $13-14 a 4 pack in socal, most good beer is expensive in socal except sierra nevada which is always cheaper because the brewery is in chico, sierra nevada sucks now, i'm tired of their beer, i like their stout but they never sell it anymore.

[Anonymous No.16513269]

>>16513246
Okay, the breakfast stout is more expensive. I'd have to actually look to see how much, but I know it's not $15 for a 4pack. I was talking about Dirty Bastard which I know I can get for $15/12 because I bought one recently.

[Anonymous No.16513352]

>>16505060
In Czech water is more expensive than some beers so these are all under dollar/bottle.

[Anonymous No.16513363]

>>16512795
I was thinking about this garbage the entire time I was reading the thread. BA SA DO. this shit sucks but it is super cheap. I have accidentally drank it on multiple occasions to keep the celebracion continua

[Anonymous No.16513365]

>>16505060
>>16505066
>>16505394
>>16505540
>>16506344
>>16508583
>>16509094
OP here. I'm gay if that helps.

[Anonymous No.16513878]

>>16513200
It's neither retard it's a statement
1,50€-2€ for a maxi and we have beers over 10%for less than 1€

[Anonymous No.16513887]

>>16513352
Which Czech beers would you recommend? In Germany we've got a good selection of Czech beers but I don't really know where to start. I've tried Bud, Pislner Urquell, Kozel, Staropramen, Breznak

[Anonymous No.16513895]

>>16513878
Yeah, you guys have some nasty, strong beers over there. Is it exclusively people who want to get wasted that buy those beers? Which of the above 10% are less then 1€ and which one of those would you recommend?

[Anonymous No.16514557]

>>16513225
One of most overrated beers I've had in a while. I've prob tried 100+ different kind of beers but I think I've settled on the fact that pretentious beers like those aren't for me. I'm more of a basic lager person.

[Anonymous No.16515449]

>>16508829
how's your liver enzymes? when I drink normally I tend to do three 40 oz a night during the week day, but on Friday and Sat a 15 rack of Natty with three 99 Banana shooters and that shit gives me heart palpitations

[Anonymous No.16515519]

>>16508338
>laughs in tokkie

[Anonymous No.16515521]

>>16513352
>Don't panic, take a Branic

[Anonymous No.16515523]

sleeman honey lager is a real shitty beer, but it hits the spot

[Anonymous No.16515531]

>>16509094
2nd for Tennent's.
Most alcohol per ml at the lowest cost in the corner shop.

[Anonymous No.16515535]

>>16505060

[Anonymous No.16515568]

>>16513895
> Is it exclusively people who want to get wasted that buy those beers?
yes they are even called "hobo beers". the taste is usually horrendous but that's part of the charm
>which one of those would you recommend?
pic rel

[Anonymous No.16515608]

>>16515521
Couldn't find a price online for Branik beer. What do you pay for 500ml?
>>16515531
The Wikipedia article on malt liquor mentioned Tennent's Super as a European representative for malt liquor. Cool!
>>16515535
Have a can of Millers for 1+ years sitting at home. Never been thirsty enough to open it.

[Anonymous No.16515626]

>>16512189
haven't had sternburg so i wouldn't know
but yeah it's not that bad

[Anonymous No.16515637]

>>16515531
Under Scottish minimum pricing laws the lowest price you can sell this for is £2.50

[Anonymous No.16515673]

>>16509454
Also from germany but i can't stand Oettinger at all
Zlatopramen on the other hand is avaiable everywhere and not too bad

[Anonymous No.16515749]

>>16507332
>I'm retarded. Thought Vermouth was a beer brand.
damn dude that was really stupid

[Anonymous No.16515766]

>>16512048
>caring about how a beer tastes

[Anonymous No.16515779]

>>16515608
Idk, I'm not Czech but a friend's sister lives in Prague and we used to visit 1-2x a year before the 'rona. It was one of the absolute cheapest beers there, preferably drunk from those brown plastic 1,5 or 3l bottles which go flat in minutes. The slogan doesn't even make sense because the c in Branic has one of those Czech inverse accent aigus so it's pronounced Branitsj so it doesn't even rhyme. But that is the level of humour after a couple of those things

>>16515568
>mogs everything in its path

[Anonymous No.16515803]

>>16509829
i've had this a few times, has no alcohol taste at all

[Anonymous No.16515842]

>>16515779
Are you talking about this beer? (pic rel) I couldn't find a Branik beer that ends with a c. What's the point of those 3L bottles. Are they meant to be shared or just to get hammered af? I've been to Prague a couple of times and haven't seen any hobos drinking out of those giant plastic bottles. I remember how a 500ml of beer at a bar was 1€. Good times, hahaha.

Just looked up the Atlas beers. There's a 16% version, lol. I want to buy all of those for the memes and serve them to my friends :P (not telling them the ABV)

>>16515803
Doesn't have a bad rating at all. 6.3/10. Are you from Poland? Is it widely accesible there?

[Anonymous No.16515866]

>>16515842
Ah maybe I confused it with another one then, it's been a long time. Idk what the point of those huge bottles is but it was fun to sit around a table with everyone drinking out of comically sized beer bottles

Sadly the 16% isn't available in the Netherlands even though it's brewed here (I contacted the brewer). Atlas Gold (which is ironically of a lower ABV than Silver is the highest I have been able to find in stores, it's 14%. One is a nice drink, two gets you tipsy, three gets you hammered. I like that kind of simplicity.

[Anonymous No.16515887]

>>16515779
not even close, atl-ASS boy

[Anonymous No.16515892]

[Anonymous No.16515907]

>>16515887
wtf is this, it's a fake can! have you ever bought a can irl?

Atlas makes a 16% ABV too but I haven't been able to find it in stores and even contacting the brewery didn't help

[Anonymous No.16515938]

>>16515907
>it's a fake can!
why would i post a fake beer ?
>have you ever bought a can irl?
yes, they are in most supermarkets
Where do you live ? they should be pretty easy to get in europe

[Anonymous No.16515947]

>>16515842
no from the UK we get a load of cheap strong polish beers in small shops for some reason

[Anonymous No.16515957]

>>16515938
Since it's in French it should be available in either France or Belgium. I just returned from a journey through France and I didn't see it in any supermarket (I always peruse the local tramp juices, they do have Atlas but in a different can). What supermarkets carry this brand?

[Anonymous No.16515961]

>>16515938
16% is wild. Does this still taste like beer? How much does it cost?

[Anonymous No.16516015]

>>16515957
this one is in intermarché or match
but you would have some similar beers in other supermarkets: gordons, cyclone, atlas

[Anonymous No.16516019]

>>16505394
Tuborg tastes like it has toast in it or something.

[Anonymous No.16516036]

>>16515961
there is a joke that you have to drink those beers lukewarm so that the cold doesn't weaken the taste
the taste is bitter and metallic, as if the can got dissolved a bit
it's about 2€50

[Anonymous No.16516060]

>>16516036
>as if the can got dissolved a bit
This is how I have always described malt liquor and very very low tier beers. You're the only other person I've ever see describe it as such. Imagining drinking it at room temp makes me want to peel my skin off.

[Anonymous No.16516078]

>>16516036
I always drink Atlas cold, it's actually very drinkable when it's nice and chilled. It does get a much richer aroma when it's lukewarm but it's hard to finish 0,5l of it. Added benefit of the cold is that you have to drink it quickly or it warms up, so you're hammered more quickly.

[Anonymous No.16516168]

>>16505766
he thicc

[Anonymous No.16516261]

beer of old guys who pass out at the streetcar stop before noon and fucking roast in the sun until evening

[Anonymous No.16516280]

>>16516261
> That guy on the can
Ohio Bones played by Jarrison Chevy

[Anonymous No.16516513]

>>16515938
I checked several online vendors and even they are out of stock.
>>16516261
doesn't have a bad rating though

[Anonymous No.16516601]

>>16511962
Bought the cheapest eastern european beer for a launch recently on vacation. 2L/1€ Usually I'd drink anything but that was painful.

[Anonymous No.16516796]

>>16505544
>>16506102
Discusting. Drink pic related, it'll put some hairs on your chest.

[Anonymous No.16516826]

[Anonymous No.16516915]

>>16516796
Looks good. Have to try it next time I'm in Brazil. I've never seen it there though. Where would I be able to buy it?
>>16516826
There's a 10.2% version of that beer lol

[Anonymous No.16516922]

>>16516826
Smaskens :p

[Anonymous No.16517038]

>>16516915
Back in the day you could find Caracu on every supermarket and bar on Brazil. This Stout was not a super popular beer. It's to strong (in flavor not alcohol) a bitter to brazilian taste. But it was used as remedy, people drunk it to cure diarrhea, gases, lack of appetite, hangovers and alike. It was often mixed with raw eggs and was supposed to be aphrodisiac.
But brazilian beer market changed in the recent years with the introduction and popularization of pure malt lagers. The market is right know saturated with this pure malt variants of popular beers like Skol, Brahma and Devassa that despite the propagandas taste like water, served stone-ice cold like soft drinks.
So nobody wants to drink a strong national beer, that don't really taste that great but at least taste like beer. No bar I know sell Caracu anymore you only find it in some supermarkets.

[Anonymous No.16517087]

>>16506344
For me, it's Red's Rye

[Anonymous No.16517098]

Ol' Faithful
At a cookout? Cooler's full of em.
Hanging with friends? Fridge probably has it.
Drink after work? Light and doesn't make you feet obese after a 6 pack.
Taste? Could be better but could be much worse.

[Anonymous No.16517476]

>>16517038
This is my first time hearing about beer being used as a remedy. (except against a hangover, but any alcoholic drink will do the job)
Last time I was in Brazil was about ten years ago and I remember those ice cold beers that taste like nothing. When did this trend of pure malt beer start?
Are you located in Europe by any chance and know of a place where you can buy Brazilian beer?