/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.16500436]

why do americans drink this?

[Anonymous No.16500439]

gets em drunk without having to make a sour face every chug, almost flavorless. why do you think city slicker chicks love those shitty seltzers?

[Anonymous No.16500448]

>>16500436
It's cheap, and you can drink a lot of it without either getting too drunk, or feeling like your insides have been raped.
It's just a fun beer to drink all day long with your mates when its hot and sunny.

[Anonymous No.16500449]

>>16500439
>city slicker

[Anonymous No.16500478]

the same reason Folgers is the best selling coffee in America. The average Midwest / southern Amerifat prefers tasteless, inoffensive, and cheap products over premium priced flavors that may require a more developed palette

[Anonymous No.16500486]

>>16500436
I love the way it feels on my tongue and in my throat. The flavor is alright as beers go, I enjoy putting these in the freezer and enjoying them super cold with pizza or other junk food

[Anonymous No.16500494]

>>16500436
who fucking cares? the only time you judge a guy is if they drink those girl drinks like white claw

[Anonymous No.16500495]

>>16500448
you and your mates should try drinking some real beer some hot and sunny day

[Anonymous No.16500499]

>>16500495
bitch, i hate snobs like you. alcohol is alcohol. unless it's a real girly beer with barely any alcohol in it, nobody should care. sorry we don't drink the best local brew straight from a cow's asshole

[Anonymous No.16500501]

>>16500478
>europoor thinks that coffee has ANY variation in its flavor at all
they arent feeding yall over there very much are they?

[Anonymous No.16500505]

>>16500478
>The average Midwest / south
This area seems to constantly present problems and prevent america from becoming a civilized first world nation. Obesity, opioids, incest, little to no education, and overall retardation.

[Anonymous No.16500508]

>>16500486
I was created to serve the needs of all Black Males. My Holes are for their use to Bust Their Nut in. I yearn to be fed Loads of Black Cum. I never tire of being available for any Black Male to use

[Anonymous No.16500509]

>>16500499
>unless it's a real girly beer with barely any alcohol
that's your bud light beer right there. I'm not a beer snob at all, but you're drinking weak and girly beer bro

[Anonymous No.16500518]

>I'm not a beer snob at all, but you're drinking weak and girly beer bro

[Anonymous No.16500525]

it is cheap and alcoholic

[Anonymous No.16500534]

>>16500518
imagine being an american and thinking your undrinkable girly light pisswater is something to be proud of.

[Anonymous No.16500535]

>>16500525
just like your disgusting mother

[Anonymous No.16500539]

>>16500448
>you a can drink a lot of it without getting too drunk
If you want to drink a lot of an alcoholic beverage without getting drunk you might as well just eat an entire loaf of bread, you fat fuck

[Anonymous No.16500540]

>>16500534
>imagine being an american
i dont have to, i live a glorious life in the most free country on the planet...you on the other hand, have to imagine what a decent quality of life looks like

[Anonymous No.16500546]

>>16500436
I live in Yuengling country so I have no need to drink shit-tier bud.

[Anonymous No.16500552]

>>16500540
you live in a 3rd world shithole, get a passport some day you inbred flyover mongoloid

[Anonymous No.16500555]

>>16500436
>It's cheap
>Readily available at any store or gas station in the country
>It's palatable
>It's not 9.6% abv or as thick as a milkshake

I wouldn't order it in a brewery, and have a laundry list of my favorite stouts/porters but I wouldn't touch them in 90 degree heat while working on my car or chopping wood or doing any of the other hick shit I do. It's been mentioned here, but there are times where you wanna catch a buzz and this is just about the right speed to do it.

[Anonymous No.16500562]

>>16500478
This. Nuke the entire midwest. Drop double nukes on Shitcago for being more retarded than the rest (calling casserole "pizza", salad on top of hotdogs-"hurrr muh no ketchup reeee!", wanna-be cheesesteak with peppers)

[Anonymous No.16500565]

>>16500552
>Flyover
>Lives in a country small enough to walk across
Good one

[Anonymous No.16500572]

what the fuck is going on with all the anti american shit on this board? Are we being raided by trannies?

[Anonymous No.16500618]

>is a superior working man's beer in your path
Imagine not crushing these all weekend long while you desperately try to fix your shitheap of a truck good enough to get to work on Monday.

[Anonymous No.16500626]

>>16500572
hello newfag

your country is a joke

[Anonymous No.16500635]

Americans also have to be 21 years old to drink alcohol lol

[Anonymous No.16500659]

>>16500572
Lurk moar newfriend
They hate us cos they ain't us.

[Anonymous No.16500686]

>>16500635
I usually ignore American hate, but this one is justified. I have never ever understood why you can buy smokes at 18 but not a case of beer. I always just assumed it has to do with drinking and driving.

[Anonymous No.16500692]

>>16500618
>Imagine not crushing these all weekend long while you desperately try to fix your shitheap of a truck
If you replace truck with Jeep that I'm too fucking cheap to have the transmission rebuilt on I simply cannot imagine a world.

[Anonymous No.16500726]

>>16500572
You may be surprised to know, but not every board on this website is /pol/ddit where everybody is a based and redpilled patriotic magapede. You are allowed to go back there. Or reddit, where you undoubtedly came from following the 2016 election.

[Anonymous No.16500734]

>>16500572
>why do americans "X" thread
Americans dominate this website so the rest of us often ask them to explain their bizarre cultural aspects.

[Anonymous No.16500736]

>>16500505
>go to any state outside of the midwest
>everyone is a MtF transracial asian black person with white privilege worshipping sapphires in their water.
Not even American, but I can tell that you are.

[Anonymous No.16500746]

>>16500726
You are obsessing about /pol/ on /pol/chan, niggerfaggot. I couldnt imagine thinking about you as much as you think about us.

[Anonymous No.16500752]

Newfags ITT dont know the board /int/

[Anonymous No.16500754]

>>16500686
Humans develop a sense of responsibility around the age of 25. Sources plenty: https://www.google.com/search?hl=en&gbv=1&q=neocortex+responsibility+age+of+25&oq=&aqs=

Nobody ought to be smoking, drinking or driving before that age.

Long live capitalism?

[Anonymous No.16500774]

>>16500754
>Google.com as a source
>Pretentious, overarching statements
>That spacing
You've even infiltrated a shitty Bud Light post....you guys really are cockroaches.

[Anonymous No.16500844]

>>16500692
Fucking trannies, that's exactly the problem I'm having on my old Chevy, the tranny don't wanna work no more. The transmission is going bad, too ;)

[Anonymous No.16500856]

>>16500746
Because you come and shit on every board. I've been here since 2006 and browsed /pol/ for several years to know what boards were like before and after the 2016 election, newfag. It's clearly a shift because r/thedonald invaded during that time period and /pol/ took over as the largest board. /pol/ shitposters replaced /b/ shitposters, and to be honest, I preferred the former.

[Anonymous No.16500875]

>>16500856
Same, really the shift started with the gamergate shit, though. I remember seeing that shit everywhere, even though I've literally never been on /v/, I saw that bullshit on /an/ for fuck sake.
Listen guys, I hate Jews and blacks, too, but keep it on /pol/, Christ.

[Anonymous No.16500880]

i played baseball with a bunch of dudes and a guy had a cooler full of these. not gonna lie, after a couple hours of running around, these hit the spot
id never buy them myself, however

[Anonymous No.16500931]

>>16500439
>>16500449

[Anonymous No.16500994]

>>16500856
Damn bro cool blog post but i didn't read it. See you tomorrow, when you'll still bawwwwing about /pol/ unptompted in every single thread. You mongle cocks, fake oldfag.

[Anonymous No.16501042]

>>16500436
Tradition and/or marketing. Either dad drank it or the men on TV drink it. It's not even particularly cheap unless you buy in bulk. Towards that it's good for filling up a garage fridge but I'll spend the extra dollar or 2 and get something better.

[Anonymous No.16501052]

For me it's Old Style. The Series' best double play.

[Anonymous No.16501072]

For my money, I'll take Rocks or Stones

[Anonymous No.16501107]

>>16500436
It's like Coca Cola. Crisp, refreshing, and familiar. Only downside is being accosted by insufferable fucks who think that drinking an imperial chocolate milkshake stout is an acceptable substitute for a personality. Worse than fucking vegans.

[Anonymous No.16502117]

i will drink anything with alcohol

[Anonymous No.16502199]

>>16500856
4chan already reached the last stage before the first date on that graph, newfag

[Anonymous No.16502223]

>>16501107
That's the fucking truth right there. And you know what's crazy? I've never in my fucking life ever been bothered by anyone for drinking standard working man's beer. Not miller, not bud light, not budweiser - because nobody who works for a living or drinks around other heterosexual men gives a flying fuck. It's exclusively limp wristed faggots on the internet that post about ridiculous 8 dollar a bottle microbrewed bullshit, and nobody on the planet besides them cares.