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Anyone know what im supposed to do with this stuff?

>> No.16497637

>>16497614
What I remember as chinese food growing up as a young kid in Hong Kong

>turtle/shark fin soup
>fried chicken feet
>pig uterus noodles
>fried rice with pork knuckle gristle
>unidentifed fish balls on a stick
>boiled dog meat
>one time, monkey brains

Americans have no idea how bad it really is. No one in china knows what the fuck beef and broccoli is or sweet and sour pork. Chinese food is disgusting. Literally the worst parts to eat of any animal. Makes sense because chinks are the race of humans closest to animals. They make disgusting noises when they eat, slurp everything, men in the streets lift their fucking wife beaters over their sweaty stomachs while laughing and chewing with their mouths full of food. Like what kind of idiot decided 2 sticks is the most practical way to eat grains of fucking rice. Starving Nigerians who eat grass have a better diet than the average chinese.

>> No.16497645

Steam some nice fluffy jasmine rice. Fry up some over easy eggs, make sure they're still nice n runny and mix them in with soy sauce and the lao gan ma. Add a lil more sriracha if you need more heat. Crispy bacon bits/chunks go great.

>> No.16497652

>>16497614
jam it up your ass with the lid off and then do a hand stand

>> No.16497685

>>16497614
get botulism

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16497717

>>16497614

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16497814

fresh oc

>> No.16498028

>>16497614
you need to make a thread about it once a day
until the autism goes away

>> No.16498812

>>16497614
i finally bought some of this stuff and am super underwhelmed, it's not spicy at all, the texture is almost plasticy, and it really just tastes like dirty oil

>> No.16498820

>>16497614
Dump it back into the gutter

>> No.16498832

>>16497614
Use it as an enema

>> No.16498864

>>16497637
>Like what kind of idiot decided 2 sticks is the most practical way to eat grains of fucking rice
Have you ever seen rice in real life or on TV? Rice sticks together

>> No.16499779

>>16498812
>texture is almost plasticy,
Maybe it is made of plastic?

>> No.16499790

>>16497614
use in every recipe that uses oil

>> No.16500002

>>16498812
Probably made from the finest chinese gutter oil you can refine. Truly a delicacy from the orient.

>> No.16500003

>>16497614
put it on top of white rice

>> No.16500016

You spam the thread, I'll spam the answer:

1. add a spoon to fried rice, fried noodles, or noodle soup
2. add to stir fry
3. make a dip with this, vinegar and light soy sauce