Millennials ruin everything

[Anonymous No.16495654]

Not sure if this belongs in /ck/ or /v/.
Do you guys have a "Barcade" in your local city?
What's the most ridiculous thing on the menu?
>$15 for a chicken tendie on a bun

[Anonymous No.16495657]

>>16495654
>inb4 someone posts hustle and bustle copypasta
we have a "board game café" to much the same effect. everyone i knew who worked there in uni dropped out.

[Anonymous No.16495659]

>>16495654
None of those even sound decent, even without the horrible names.

[Anonymous No.16495673]

>>16495659
they mostly seem okay to me except for garlic basil aioli being on 4/6 sandwiches

[Anonymous No.16495675]

I got banned for "trolling" once when I posted the menu and made fun of a video game themed bar in my city that shut down a couple years ago. Apparently one of the mods on this site lives in Vancouver and really liked the EXP Restaurant.
It was either the karaoke nights or the "Fortnite Burger" that lead to their landlords giving them the boot.

[Anonymous No.16495686]

>>16495675
>hey guys our landlord just let us know that we have to leave :(

lmao. my guess would be that a bar full of drunk spergs was annoying the fuck out of the other tenants.

[Anonymous No.16495730]

>>16495654
A boo hoo, muh millennials

It's not like this gimmicky bullshit is new, faggot.
Go eat somewhere else if it bothers you.

[Elite No.16495731]

DUDE i just LOVE the hustle and bustle of the big city, it’s so DYNAMIC and makes me feel like i’m in one of my favourite TV SHOWS. you should totally come on down to my studio apartment, it’s got EXPOSED RED BRICK walls and everything, we can crack open a nice hoppy ipa or three and get crazy watching some cartoons on adult swim! and dude, dude, DUDE, we have GOTTA go down to the barcade- listen here, right, it’s a BAR where us ADULTS who do ADULTING can go DRINK. BUT!!!! it’s also an ARCADE like when we were kids, so we can play awesome VIDEO GAMES, without dumb kids bothering us. speaking of which megan and i have finally decided to tie the knot- literally -we’re both getting snipped tomorrow at the hospital, that way we can save money to spent more on ourselves and our FURBABIES. i’m fuckin JACKED man, i’m gonna SLAM this craft beer and pop open another one!!!

[Anonymous No.16495737]

>>16495730
Comparing paying $7 for a giant burrito to paying $14 for a single chicken tender

[Anonymous No.16495743]

>>16495737
Then don't, ffs.
I make my own sangewedges because I'm not a retard.

[Anonymous No.16495747]

>>16495654
god I fucking hate when restaurants feel the need to give epic funny randumb quirky names to their items.

[Anonymous No.16495751]

>>16495654
>Wario Burger
>no garlic at all
>not even garlic aioli

Da fuck mayne

[Anonymous No.16495781]

>>16495747

[Anonymous No.16495784]

>>16495730
>>16495747
I think it's just a modern adaptation on the tiki bar trend. No matter what generation, there's always a group of people who like that kooky themed shit.

[Anonymous No.16495788]

>>16495781
moons over my hammy is fucking incredibly and I order it proudly

[Anonymous No.16495790]

>>16495781
>reddit filename

[Anonymous No.16495905]

>>16495654
how can you make a thread like this and still no know that you live a sad, pathetic life

[Anonymous No.16495919]

>>16495905
We're on /ck/, it's safe to say we all "live a sad, pathetic life" to varying degrees

[Anonymous No.16495941]

>>16495654
>Chicken Nintendies

[Anonymous No.16495954]

ive lived in Canberra and they had a Barcade, wasnt a bad place to hang out occasionally
they had a drink with champagne and gold flakes called the Bruce Wayne and it cost $200 AUD. Sometimes if you won a game night theyd make you one for free, it was really only on the menu as a joke

[Anonymous No.16495956]

>I'm angry
>ANGRY ABOUT NERDS
Just don't go you big baby.

[Anonymous No.16495965]

>>16495654
Kill me now

[Anonymous No.16496012]

>>16495784
I think this is the smartest thing I've ever read on this board

[Anonymous No.16496021]

Barcades are fine as long as they're a regular bar first and an arcade second. When they lean into the nerd culture too hard it makes me cringe and actively avoid them. I don't like being around man children who think references to video games are funny.

[Anonymous No.16496042]

Why would you eat food at a barcade? Barcades are only good for picking up nerdy chicks to fuck, easy too cause >90% of dudes there are massive soybois so you end up looking like a gigachad in comparison

[Anonymous No.16496382]

>go to place that isn't really a restaurant
>herp derp why is their food so expensive and shitty?

[Anonymous No.16496872]

>>16495659
>cheeseburger
>bacon cheeseburger with bbq sauce
>big burger with caramelized onions and garlic aioli
>fried chicken sandwich
>spicy fried chicken sandwich
>vegan cheese burger
>None of those even sound decent, even without the horrible names
Kill yourself you contrarian nigger.

[Anonymous No.16496914]

>>16495686
not him. i never went to it but i heard because of their food primary liquor license you couldnt play video games and drink at the same time. because alcoholic beverages have to stay in the dining area lmao.

[Anonymous No.16496922]

>>16496914
Weird because barcade I’ve ever been to is basically one big room filled with machines and a handful of tables.

[Anonymous No.16496939]

>>16496914
It was pretty shit. I had a turboautist friend who loved the place. He thought the "EXP Bar" pun was so clever that he would get pissed off when I pointed out they had to call it the "EXP Restaurant and Bar" to get the name.
The only "game" there was an N64 up front where you could play Mario Kart while waiting to be seated. Apart from that, it just had a bunch of posters and paraphernalia up on the walls, and the TVs showed people playing esports or twitch streamers.

Good riddance to the place.

[Anonymous No.16496953]

>>16496939
That sounds rediculously shit

[Anonymous No.16496975]

Remember when gamers were freaks and psychos you could say anything around? I wouldn't want to drink with hipsters.

[Anonymous No.16496979]

>>16496939
lmao it looks aggressively shitty. pathetic decor

[Anonymous No.16497124]

>>16495654
>Wario Burger
>doesn’t contain garlic
why the FUCK is this allowed?

[Anonymous No.16497162]

>>16495654
When I was young, any bar worth going to had pinball machines, Galaga, Pac-Man, and maybe one or two other games. We didn't call them barcades, it was just normal.

[Anonymous No.16497178]

>>16495654
>>$15 for a chicken tendie on a bun
you literally described the McChicken

[Anonymous No.16497253]

>>16495654
This place is stupidly overpriced and their drinks are ok at best. Only thing I remember being decent were their loaded tots.

[Anonymous No.16497286]

>>16496979
It was half a block away from the local art and film school, in case you're wondering about the clientele. Also I'm pretty certain I've met that guy with the man-bun before.

[Anonymous No.16497342]

>>16495788
cringe

[Anonymous No.16497358]

>>16495657
ESL?

[Anonymous No.16497372]

>>16495657
I know a couple of those too, complete with exposed red brick walls. There's even an internet cafe nearby that has board games available to play.

>>16497358
What part of that post made you think "ESL"?

[Anonymous No.16497379]

>>16497372
The foreign word.

[Anonymous No.16497383]

>chicken nintendies

[Anonymous No.16497570]

>>16497383
I guess "Nintenders" sounded too stupid

[Anonymous No.16497793]

>>16497383
>>16495941
i laffed when i read it

[Anonymous No.16497809]

The first millenials are pushing 40, dipshit. Are you sure you have the right generation? If you're older than that then just die already, and if you're a full generation younger than people give less than a shit about your uninformed opinions.`

[Anonymous No.16497864]

>>16497809
Man, I get the hate for this generation generalization bullshit, but learn to laugh at yourself and the faggots you grew up around. Every generation has its dorks.

[Anonymous No.16497903]

>>16497379
Christ you are stupid

[Anonymous No.16497936]

>>16497864
This burger is fucking stupid, but I'd order it lmao

[Anonymous No.16497957]

>>16495673
I assure you it's just Sysco mayonnaise with pre-minced garlic and dried basil mixed in, not an actual aioli.

[Anonymous No.16497983]

>>16497936
Apart from the goofy painted-on logo, it was also called the "Triforce" because it included three different meats: the beef patty, bacon, and chicken schintzel.
It tasted like a fucking salt-mine, though. Shame.

[Anonymous No.16498010]

>>16497864
I find myself wondering if they had to pay Nintendo every time someone ordered one...

[Anonymous No.16498048]

>>16497983
That is a damn shame.

[Anonymous No.16498192]

>>16497983
You'd think they'd try actually quality testing their food for shit like that. So many ideas that sound excellent but fall flat because of execution.

[Anonymous No.16498206]

>>16498192
I'm sure someone on a steady Dewritos diet would have thought it tasted fine. For me, as their so-called signature burger, it was crap.

[Anonymous No.16498268]

>>16495654
>No garlic on the Wario burger
How could they fuck up that badly?

[Anonymous No.16498269]

>>16495654
The fact that a 1-up burger does not have mushrooms is such a let down.

[Anonymous No.16499170]

>>16496012
it's depressing how any reasonable post with a sense of broader perspective on life always gets this kind of reply

[Anonymous No.16499199]

>garlic basil aoli
why do they put this shit on everything its so basic and bland i dont want fukcing pesto on my burger you stupid spic

[Anonymous No.16499305]

>>16496939
>He thought the "EXP Bar" pun was so clever that he would get pissed off when I pointed out they had to call it the "EXP Restaurant and Bar" to get the name
I know quite a bit about the liquor laws in the area. Whats actually even funnier is that with their liquor license they couldn't legally just have "bar", they need "restaurant and bar". Since they can't promote only liquor sales with the name, you'd think they would have gave up on that shitty little pun and came up with something else at that point. But no, they thought it was so clever that it had to be the name by any means necessary

[Anonymous No.16499383]

>>16497903
Esl
Esl
Esl
Faggot

[Anonymous No.16499385]

>>16495675
>>16496914
>>16496939
>>16496979
>>16497286
based EXP haters
that place was a shithole and i'm glad its gone
the original Stormcrow location closed and i cant wait for the one on broadway to finally get the boot so all the tranny faggots that frequent it can cry about the loss of their nostalgia-bait safespace

[Anonymous No.16499397]

>Canadians are Le progressive le fucking niggers that love to be quirky
>they also have the shittiest and most insane liquor laws outside the Middle East or Utah
>Can't be called a bar
>Can't allow video games to be played in a specific area liquor is served
Lmao why is every single aspect of Canada as if someone designed it bad on purpose. And they're so proud of it too.

[Anonymous No.16499471]

>>16495654
>Wario Burger
>Doesn't contain any garlic whatsoever
This is embarrassing

[Anonymous No.16499480]

>>16495654
It's gentrification

[Anonymous No.16499486]

>>16495730
I think there's a seething Gen Xer that lurks /ck/ because every other thread seems to be a whining jab towards millennials towards the most mundane shit.

[Anonymous No.16499607]

Been to one where they had a pour your own beer thing and a bunch of games. Kind of like a Dave and busters
It was still pretty shit went once with 4channers and we walked out after 1 beer. The second time I went with people who were more of the crowd for the barcade and it was only alright, gets old quick.
I miss having friends

[Anonymous No.16499612]

>>16495654
>8 different fonts
Whoever designed this menu deserves to die

[Anonymous No.16499757]

>>16495675
>insult Canada itt
>Get a GLOBAL ban
You weren't kidding. What a delicate cunt.

[Anonymous No.16499769]

>>16495654
I'll have the Fried Cuck-o sandwich with a side of spicy pepper cuck-o.

[Anonymous No.16499770]

>>16499757
To be fair, you probably could have tried to phrase that post in a way that didn't come off as Redd/int/ bait. I get the sentiment, though.

[Anonymous No.16499780]

>>16499770
What annoys me more than the Canuck butthurt ban is how sniveling it is and as always hides behind the 3 day limit of not allowing an appeal and review. He knows he's being a little faggot and doesn't want anyone else looking at it.

[Anonymous No.16499786]

>ctrl-f mana bar
>zero results
Really? Even if it closed years ago, I'd still expect at least one mention of yathzees joint.

[Anonymous No.16499833]

>>16495743
Skwisgaar pls.

[Anonymous No.16499848]

>>16499786
I didn't know he was involved with that, but I'm not surprised.

>>16499833
Never watched that show, is it good?
I am Scandinavian, coincidentally.

[Anonymous No.16499869]

>>16495731
PARD'NER i just LOVE the quietness of the small town, it's so peaceful and silent after sunset and makes me feel like i'm one of my favourite ADVERTS. you should totally come to my farmhouse, we can heat ourself by huddling next to A REAL FIREPLACE and shit, we can drink some moonshine i distilled behind the pigsty, and get crazy shooting wolves! and pard'ner, pard'ner, PARD'NER, we GOTTA go down the greasy spoon down Main Street, it's like a DINER where us ROUGH ALPHAS who do ALPHA THINGS can go DRINKING. BUT!!! It's also a truck stop, where BIG MUSCLY MEN beat each other in DRUG-FUELED RAGES like we used to do in high school while playing hooky, so we can have fun before going back to our WIVES and their nagging over being drunk and break the dishes on our kids' stupid little heads, the little shots keep popping out of Alice's cunt but I won't put a condom in or make abortions 'cuz it makes Jesus cry, and I don't like Jesus crying and damming me to Hell like that, so I have to deal with KIDS and whip them and it's making my arms hurt. But I'm ready to get HIGH and take a jugful and go beat the shit out of that hobo!

[Anonymous No.16499931]

>>16499848
>yathzee
He had some involvement in the one in... Sydney I think. Been years since it closed though.

>metalocalypse
Show's great, would heartily recommend if you like metal in any capacity. There's even a couple jokes you'll only get because you're a scandi (the Jungfru brothers for example), but the movie was meh. Find the uncensored versions.

Tons of little background metalband namedrops too (Burzum, Fintroll, etc.), but oddly enough Metallica isn't one of them. Probably because Hetfield was involved in making it.

Also check out ArhyBES metalocalypse musicvideos
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e7jmRwFX1tM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qatmJtIJAPw&pp=sAQA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I53HDr0-Qew&pp=sAQA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SDea7laHD4E&pp=sAQA

First one is some spics reup because the original was apparently yanked from jewtube a week ago, for whatever retarded reason.

[Anonymous No.16499938]

>>16499931
Thanks. I'll check it out tonight after work.
I have really only heard good things about the show so I guess it's about time.

[Anonymous No.16500273]

>>16495747
>ask for the half pounder
>waitress forces you to call it the "Bing Bing Wahoo" burger

[Anonymous No.16500506]

>>16495654
>Wario Burger
>no garlic
bullshit.

[Anonymous No.16500537]

>>16495784
it's crazy how gen xers and older still go fucking nuts for tiki bars. don't they ever get sick of it?

[Anonymous No.16500544]

The only good barcades are the were the average age is the legal drinking age aka they shutdown because half of their clients are underaged.

[Anonymous No.16500571]

>>16500544
Dave and Busters?

[Anonymous No.16500601]

>>16499869
this all sounds pretty decent except the drugs

[Anonymous No.16500657]

>>16495654
YOU HAD ONE FUCKING JOB WITH A WARIO BURGER

BREAD, A BIGASS BULB OF GARLIC AND KETCHUP. WHERE THE FUCK IS THE GARLIC

[Anonymous No.16501108]

>>16497379
there are plenty of foreign words that are colloquial in english

[Anonymous No.16501120]

>>16495654

https://youtube.com/shorts/qi5HbZ6dn80?feature=share

[Anonymous No.16501147]

>>16495654
>Do you guys have a "Barcade" in your local city?
Despite my best efforts I live in Austin so the answer is almost certainly yes. The closest thing that I care about is a BYOB arcade that has The Simpsons and the X-Men and TMNT games. I also like getting slammed and playing those driving games.

>>16495657
>board game café
I went to a public D&D game at one of those and got barfed on by a tranny who hit a dab pen too hard.

[Anonymous No.16501710]

>1 up burger
>no mushrooms
>ngmi

[Anonymous No.16502250]

>>16495730
Why are all of the burritos basically the same?

[Anonymous No.16502252]

>>16495657
UMD?

[Anonymous No.16502325]

>>16495654
>chicken nintendies

[Anonymous No.16502336]

>>16495654
Besides the soy names and look, this menu isn’t even bad

[Anonymous No.16502508]

We have one in my town, I went once. They had a decent lineup of pinball machines, I spent most of my time playing them so I had fun.

[Anonymous No.16503038]

>>16502508
comfy

[Anonymous No.16503053]

>>16499385
The most based Vancouver poster on 4chan. fuck that stormcrow faggot bar. its just a matter of time for the last one

[Anonymous No.16503215]

>>16495654
>$15 burger
nah

[Anonymous No.16503572]

>>16495751
And everything else DOES have garlic

[Anonymous No.16503623]

>>16495654
>unironic nintendies
fucking kek

[Anonymous No.16503822]

>>16495790
I think it's worse you know what reddit filenames look like

[Anonymous No.16503849]

Yes we have one now in the historic/bar district and it is 100x gayer than all the older bars there. They made it bigger kind of like a club but the whole concept is just kinda gay to me.

[Anonymous No.16504086]

>>16499869

Don't knock moonshine or drunk shooting or wife beating until you experienced it yourself. its incredible, you urbanites wouldn't understand

[Anonymous No.16504294]

>>16499869
This heaping helping of cope brought to you by a bugman in a concrete human hive with poison air

[Anonymous No.16504471]

>This heaping helping of cope brought to you by a bugman in a concrete human hive with poison air

[Anonymous No.16504482]

>>16504471
Great post

[Anonymous No.16504486]

>>16504086
>>16504294
Trump lost.

[Anonymous No.16504490]

>>16504486
How's that student loan forgiveness going?

[Anonymous No.16504498]

is dave and busters acceptable?

[Anonymous No.16504502]

>>16495731
hayseed cope

[Anonymous No.16504526]

>>16504486
reply to >>16504490
pussy

[Anonymous No.16504549]

>>16495730
>>16502250
>add lettuce and/or sour cream
>entirely new menu item with kooky name
Kek. And who the fuck wants to pay $0.50 for sour cream and another $0.50 for some shitty shredded iceberg lettuce

[Anonymous No.16504552]

>>16495751
Wario burger should have had the garlic aioli and be the 1/2 lb burger. The 1-UP burger should be a 1/4 lb with mushrooms. Also who the fuck puts tomato on a bbq burger?

[Anonymous No.16504595]

>>16495784

Drinks at least have more creativity and to some extent earn their name.

Chicken Nintendies are just chicken tenders. Nothing makes them "nintendies" other than the restaurant/bar being video game "themed." The burgers are just burgers. Nothing really makes them a "Wario Burger" or a 1-Up Burger. I mean shit, the 1-Up Burger should be a Portabello Mushroom. It fits with the 1-Up Mushroom imagery and even works because it's a "healthier" alternative.

But no, it's just a burger with basil aioli on it.

[Anonymous No.16504604]

>>16499786
place was a shithole small as fuck with only 2 consoles and staff that look they didn't want to be there , checkpoint was better

[Anonymous No.16504606]

>>16499931
He had involvement in the original Brisbane one

[Anonymous No.16504608]

>>16503822
Know your enemy.

[Anonymous No.16504773]

>>16495731
how is 'tying the knot' saving you money?

[Anonymous No.16504786]

>>16504773
He's implying that he's getting a vasectomy and his girlfriend is having her tubes tied. The average child costs around $10,000 a year, which is $10,000 they could be spending on funkopops and going to the barcade instead of being adults.

[Anonymous No.16504799]

>>16495731
I'm from the rural midwest and while a lot of people would go fishing and shit sometimes, most of their free time was spent watching shitty tv, drinking, or doing meth/heroin. People forget how absolute trash rural areas can be.

[Anonymous No.16504800]

>>16495731
This is LITERALLY me minus everything but the craft beer. Crazy

[Anonymous No.16504825]

>>16504800
Is this a picture of you?