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>5 inches across
>2.5 pounds
Jesus fucking christ, Chipotle

>> No.16481268

Their burritos are always frigid. It's just a ton of cold food matter. That's why the quesadilla is their first actually good item.

>> No.16481275

>>16481164
And the meat is absolute shit quality.

>> No.16481289

>>16481164
>Is 80% rice and beans
Heh, nothing personnel, KIDDO.

>> No.16481301

>>16481268
It's actually infuriating.

>> No.16481304

A real man's burrito should have orange grease draining out the bottom like a spigot.

>> No.16481338

>>16481304
Yes. This burrito is a girl's salad inside a flour pouch.

>> No.16481343

>>16481338
That being said, sometimes I'm in the mood for something fresh and light tasting. Especially after several days of eating heavy meals.

>> No.16481353

>>16481289
honestly give me 1/3rd of the rice and i'd probably be fine with.

1/3 volume of brown rice, standard amount of both pinto and black beans, and double chicken. Then throw whatever else you want in that bitch.

I just hate when fully 3/4 of the entire burrito is rice.

and i also fucking hate when they shove all the cheese into one corner so it's just one big congealed pocket of cheese.

>> No.16481358

You guys do realize you are in complete control of the wagie making the burrito right? You can tell them to do more or less of anything

>> No.16481359

>>16481358
not when i'm ordering delivery

>> No.16481362

>>16481289
I actually love just rice and beans. But that's different from trying to eat a burrito.

>> No.16481383

>>16481358
I wanted to tell them to add more steak to my quesadilla because it looked like they skimped. But it turned out it wasn't needed.

>> No.16481393

>>16481275
Their pork tastes like gristle at best and rotten at worst

>> No.16481400
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>>16481275
I know someone who likes it just fine

>> No.16481403

>>16481164
You get your money's worth though compared to the average fast food joint

>> No.16481417

>>16481393
Pork is not great. The taste of the steak comes out when they toast it in that turbo oven. Then it drips with orange fat like this guy >>16481304 was talking about. Otherwise, the food is not properly warmed to begin with and that's the biggest problem.

>> No.16481431

>>16481359
Your options are limited when you pay a company to have a crackhead visit your house and handle your food.

>> No.16481436

>>16481164
That thing's almost as big as my penis.

>> No.16481440

>>16481164
I really feel bad for anons that live in areas that don't have real mexican food. I would put my area up against any place in the us for best variety of and tasting mexican food.

>> No.16481492

>>16481383
If you add too much shit to a quesadilla it doesn't cook properly, the outside will be overcooked while the inside is still cold

>> No.16481595

>>16481164
>2.5 pounds
hungry man btfo

>> No.16481696

From 2013-2017, I was eating at chipotle every week. I haven't been inside one in years.

Why are people complaining of the contents? You get to choose still right? I just would tell them stuff like no rice, 2 scoops beans, 2 scoops pico, etc. They even would give extra sour cream for free back then if you asked. I would build this gigantic burritos with no filler, was amazing.

Has any of this changed?

>> No.16481709

>>16481696
I guess most people are chumps and pushover autists too afraid to ask

>> No.16481757

>>16481696
I'm more of a moes guy but i would do this in moes. it's fast food, who cares. ask for double beans, it's not extra. it's not double meat.

i love all these places because theres little loop holes.

for all of 2015 straight i ate lunch 4 times a week at moes where i'd get a taco with beans and rice and filled to the brim with all vegetable options and free chips and a water cup for like 2.67. shit fuckin rocked and was way better than packing a sandwich that would melt in my bag throughout the day

>> No.16481783

>>16481696
If I'm gonna have all those beans, I'm gonna need rice too. Beans and rice are inseparable.

>> No.16481796

>>16481783
Rice is a pure carb and carbs are evil

Legumes pass

>> No.16481798

>>16481400
Why are they so cute

>> No.16481800

>>16481796
That's fine but the tortilla is thin and I need more than that.

>> No.16481806

>>16481800
I would unironically ask them to double wrap my behemoth burritos back then in double tortilla. They would do in a heartbeat, every single time.

I feel like chipotle must have changed. Because 5 years ago, it was awesome

>> No.16481812

>>16481806
it's pretty common, especially with double meat or similar things that make it larger.

Though my local chipotle has started charging for extra tortillas.

>> No.16481829

>>16481812
I'm not about to get charged double just because I want more meat. Fuck that.

>> No.16481840
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>>16481400
that dog is real cute

>> No.16481843
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16481843

>>16481840
Damn my dog is halfway to Australia, let's fix that.

>> No.16481899

>>16481400
Good boy

>> No.16481938

>>16481400
What a cutie pie, make sure he gets all the steak grease in his food he can safely handle.

>> No.16481981

>>16481164
Imagine how it would feel to poop it out afterwards.

>> No.16482521

>>16481696
I stopped liking Chipotle when they changed their meat from being cooked raw at the store to being half cooked at a factory then recooked at the store. Fucking ecoli and lawsuits made their food taste from ok to shit.

>> No.16482523

>>16481164
imagine it passing through your intestines and out your butthole.

>> No.16482524

>>16481164
More like 3 1/2 inches across

>> No.16482526

>>16481843
Why are you posting pictures of your dog on a cooking forum.

>> No.16482528

>>16482526
He is a Chinaman

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>>16481400

>> No.16485598 [DELETED] 

>>16481440
I would rather have fake Mexican food that have authentic food and be surrounded by Mexicans

>> No.16485617

>>16481353

I get extra rice lmao

>> No.16485620

>>16481417

Chipotle doesn't have turbo chefs

>> No.16485627

>>16481757

>He doesn't enjoy ziploc sandwiches after they have marinated in itself for hours

Ngmi

>> No.16485642

>>16481400
Your dog is extremely cute

>> No.16485666

Why do stupid white people put rice in burritos?

>> No.16485667

>>16485620
Whatever they are, they are fast, and the quesadillas come out crispy. Call that what you will.

>> No.16485672

>>16485666
I like it. I don't know why.

>> No.16485675

>>16485627
This guy knows whats up

>> No.16485679

>>16481289
>"That'll be $13.79 + tip!"

>> No.16485696

>>16485666
southern california style burrito bro

>> No.16485702

>>16485696
Don't they also put fries in burritos? I haven't had one like that but I want to try it. Around here, they have fried tacos with cheese and potato in them. So that's kind of the same thing, in a similar vein.

>> No.16485705

>>16481164
>Jesus fucking christ, Chipotle

I was informed by a Qdoba worker on a bit too much speed that the spec for their burritos is one that is merely 5 inches long. They make chode burrito so it fits in a bag horizontally. this is your brain on corporate burritos

>> No.16485708

>>16485702
they put anything in there bro

but the quintessential cali burrito is from Roberto's (regrettos) or Santana's or Cotiquian and is

white rice
beans
guac
steak
pico
sour cream

and a salad bar full of pickled carrots

>> No.16485719

>>16485708
Too bad chipotle charges extra for guac. I just can't bring myself to pay extra, even though I want it.

>> No.16485725

>>16481400
Why are white people dogs like German Shepard or golden retrievers so aethetically pleasing while black people mutts like >>16481843 so abhorrent to look at?

>> No.16485781

>>16481164
Damn…. That burrito is almost as big as a _ _ _… how are we supposed to compete with that???

>> No.16485828

>>16485725
master of domestication, dogs only exist because we domesticated wolves.
look at what we did with africans during slavery
>>16485666
why are beans so mad that beans are part of their burritos, but get mad when white people do it?
also you're welcome that spanish civilized you

>> No.16486883

>>16481359
Order delivery directly through chipotle and you can customize it however you want

>> No.16486893

>>16485828
African blacks outside of USA are usually hot as hell while blacks with American heritage are weird and strangely unintelligent. I don't know what you did, but it didn't have a good outcome.

>> No.16486896

>>16482521
Is that what they did to deal with wagies not being able to cook chicken correctly? I was wondering why it's not nearly as good as it used to be and I stopped going entirely

>> No.16486900

>>16481164
iv never had chipotle, how does it's burritos fair against the might that is the taco bell Qasarito

>> No.16486972
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>>16481164
Fuck Chipotle. Tranny loving faggots.

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>>16486972

>> No.16487017

>>16486972
>muh politics
Go be an annoying edgy teen somewhere else.

>> No.16487059

>>16481304
Correct, sloppy burritos or nothing

>> No.16487065

>>16485725
Because you're a racist

>> No.16487077

>>16486900
A side by side comparison of a Taco Bell quesadilla and one from Chipotle, Chipotle blows it away. Chipotle should just go full Taco Bell and improve all their items. Now I’m wondering what a Chipotle chalupa would be like.

>> No.16487100

>>16485666
>White people
All the taquerias in my area put rice into their burritos. Shit not that uncommon

>> No.16487381

>>16481164
It's a boy!

>> No.16487433

>>16487017
What's wrong sweaty, hit a nerve? Go fuck yourself, tranny freak.

>> No.16487442

The only reason to go to chipotle is if you don't know how to make barbacoa.

>> No.16487615

>>16487433
kill yourself, you worthless transphobe piece of shit.

>> No.16487629

>>16487615
t. dilate seething tranny

>> No.16487634

>>16485617
It's just empty carbs, and it's not even good rice, unevenly cooked and fairly lowly quality grain to start with.

>> No.16487640

>>16486883
If I go to chipotle and order in-person, I can see exactly the amount of everything that is put in my burrito.

With an online order I can specify an amount, but there is no way for me to actually verify that is what they're going to do.

>> No.16487685

>>16487615
Nah I like my life. Unlike you, you sad mentally ill freak show. All trannies need to be tosses into the middle of the Atlantic.

>> No.16487691

>>16487640
I did this with Moe's, ordered online. Added double chicken and they didn't even give me a single portion. Fucking niggers . Every employee is some tatted up hipster scum with nose rings and blue hair.

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>>16487615
you are statistically more likely to end your own life than I am.

>> No.16488014

>>16481440
I hope your area borders Mexico or you are full of shit

>> No.16489033

>>16482528
yeah and im gettin hungry

>> No.16489038 [DELETED] 

>>16485725
it's just an american akita/malinois mutt bud, purebreds are boring.
also
>black
shieeet aight where my gubbment gibs nao?

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>>16485725 #
it's just an american akita/malinois mutt bud, purebreds are boring.
also
>black
shieeet aight where my gubbment gibs nao?

>> No.16489074

>>16481400
Don't feed your dog that garbage

>> No.16489084

>>16489059
like pottery

>> No.16489110

>>16481275
The chicken is good. Really. I dont simp for that company, or any company, but the chicken has good flavor and is usually moist. At least at the one by my house. I've never had a bad experience. $7.75 for a gigantic burrito with fresh ingredients works for me. I get the complaints about the beef and pork, its like shoe leather. But the chicken is always good. Other than that, whats the complaint? You can see people prepping food and bringing it to the line.

>>16481359
Thats on you man. Ordering delivery is basically paying a company extra to fuck your food up, and then tipping for the pleasure.

>> No.16489167

>>16489084
diamond dozen response :(