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I am a compulsive fetishist, and I honestly think that poop, specifically the consumption of poop, is the hottest thing ever. My wife knows about this but she’ll never indulged me (last time I brought it up she gagged to the point where she almost threw up). I have an idea for getting her into scat. Basically, I cook USA romantic dinner that contains enough poop to give a subtle “exotic” flavor, but not enough to explicitly be recognized as poop. How much poop is enough to be directly noticed as poop in food? Anybody have any good puisine theyve tried? What is the general consensus of eating poop on /ck/?

>> No.16474597

>>16474588
Why do you expect anybody to know the answer to this? I guess you just have to keep tasting throughout the cooking process.

>> No.16474605

>>16474597
I figured I’d ask. You never know when you’re gonna run into another scary daddy or poo-poo pal

>> No.16474606

Make curry and mask the smell of the feces with the spices

>> No.16474612

>>16474605
*scatty daddy

>> No.16474619

>>16474606
I want there to be a little bit of poop smell since I want to psychologically condition her to believe that poop is good through the art of cooking.

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>>16474588

>> No.16474632

>>16474612
No I think scary is the right word. How are you married?

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>>16474588
>this dude has a wife and i cant even get a GF

>> No.16474641

>>16474632
Our families have had a long allyship in our community, going back about one hundred years. We were determined by our families to be wed at a young age.

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>>16474588

>> No.16474654

>>16474620
>>16474638
>>16474646
Why is everybody in shock? I thought that sexual expression was welcome in secular American culture?

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>>16474641
Imagine getting forcibly married to someone who constantly tries to sneak his shit in your food. I hope she can escape you one day

>> No.16474663

This is definitely not real, however I will toast in epic bread

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16474666

>>16474654
>literally feeding someone shit without their knowledge
>doing this to someone who explicitly expressed disgust at the idea
bruh you're effectively roofie-ing your wife with shit

>> No.16474669

>>16474641
>>16474588
>arranged marriage
>shit fetish
poo in loo detected

>> No.16474671

>>16474663
It's fun to pretend

>> No.16474683

>>16474660
>>16474666
It is not that bad. In my faith a marriage is about compromise. I want a lot of poop during sex, she wants no poop during sex, so we compromise with a little poop during sex. That’s where we are now, in that getting used to poop phase.

>>16474669
I am not Indian. I am from a Hasidic community outside of New York where we take our devotion to tradition and Yh’wh very seriously.

>> No.16474704

>>16474683
Is poop kosher?