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anyone have any good jack webms? just got a new laptop and need to save a few.
>>16474521anyone got a webm of someone making fried rice?
>>16474536I have some on my laptop but im in bed on my phone rn, ill post em tomorrow if no one else has
>>16474521HOW DOES HE LE GET OUT OF LE EGG FORT EGGMAN POGGERS KILL YOURSELVES
>>16474978He has to cook all the eggs.
>>16475075>>16475079>>16475081>>16475083>>16475084>>16475085>>16475087>>16475090Nice to see the autist starting us off strong.
>>16475075I'll never get used to this clip
>>16475129What are those? Slugs?
E G GGGG G E
>>16474536>he doesn't store his memes on a private NASNGMI>Captcha:PEN15
>>16475075>American Cooking.webmnice try hans.
>>16474521I know this kind of threads are just for posting disgusting, gross and strange food, or to mock ugly and fat americans, but do we have webms of real high quality food? I mean i really want to talk about real food or dishes but we know people only talks in a unironic way about fast food here or just ask meme questions. Do people actully cook here? Anyway, maybe i'm thinking too much, so i'm back to my original question, do we have webms, about real delicious hight quality food recipees?
>>16475207Looks like Sepia
>>16474521>>16474729>>16475109anyone got the webm where someone added some kind of skin in fifa game where he runs with his egg fort
anyone got the old man who;s struggling? i just wanna cry
>>16475087at first I thought "that's not so bad"
>>16475833Its because ck got discovered by retards and autist who spam the same shit constantly. I hate it.
>>16475833It's pretty hard to condense a recipe into a webm, I think is one issue.
>you >>16474729 vs the guy she tells you not to worry about >>16474521
>>16474521How does he get out? I can't see any door?
>>16475075>>16475079>>16475081Do americans really?
I think that's all of the recipe webms I have.
>same old webms
>>16476373Serious question: what is the Asian obsession with cooking things by steaming? Parasites in the water or something?
>>16476418I have a bunch on pc. Will dump when j get home from work.
>>16475150I wouldn't shake his hand. Him needing to wear gloves when eating pizza says he doesn't like washing his hands.
>>16474521>that filenameholy kek
>>16476454Historically, the region had less-developed metalworking techniques but more complex woodworking techniques, meaning peasants would often have a single low-quality pot but plenty of wooden steaming trays they could stack up and cook everything at once with. This period in time didn't last forever, but cultural traditions stick around for centuries long after dynasties have come and gone.
>>16475812This is a single serving in burgerland
>>16477025You're god damn fucking right it is. Now get off our board.
>>16477007>Yes it is big, but is it Mac or not? Kino. >It's big, but not Mac. K i n o
>>16476895Handshaking is one of the most retarded traditions we have, anyway. Never trustba person who actually wants to shake hands. It is only done out of obligation.
>>16476463How's work treating you anon
>>16477084pretty light on the poivre
>>16477090agree, but it's more about the technique
>>16475085Is obscene to call that diabetes cocktail a salad
>>16476365Wtf who is that
>>16476309As someone here tried this? Looks bad to me
>>16477099yeah the technique looks good. these are all stupid as a whole when they don't list weight/quantity/heat/time while still appealing to amateurs though. like most of them I can watch and could probably guesstimate but judging by the normies I've been around while they play clickbait shit like that they just watch this mouth agape and going ohhh I'm gonna try that (they don't)
>>16477169I mean... We're on /ck/, we probably know how to recreate something by looking at it. Sear patterns, fond formation, etc should be enough of a clue. Also once you had been cooking for a while, you probably learned cooking is more about learning generally how things interact with heat, flavor, etc and it becomes like art more than science, no?
>>16477325>implying /ck/ knows how to cook
>>16477718People here actually trying to exchange shit beyond meme opinions, snack and junk food tier lists, hot sauce shilling, and the same foodgore webms. Oldfags are masters of sifting through shit.
>>16477733Idk man try saying that in the next sloppa thread
>>16476002>he doesn't know about the 4cc
>>16475075I honestly watched this thinking "you know what? If that makes her happy then go on girl, do your thing" then she topped it with chocolate and I just couldn't anymore Fuck that
>>16477031do americans really?
>>16477293is he OUR guy?
>>16476002>some sort of fifa game with egg fort in ithow the fuck do you not know abotu the fucking 4chan c.up?
>>16477920Being morbidly obese is a full time occupation, you gotta work towards it
does anyone have that goblina girl with the steaks which i think is steak americano?
>>16476904glad you enjoyed it, pal
>>16477131bing ding ling
>>16476002playboy I got ya back
>>16476355straight form Aubrac
>>16479004Is this real?
>>16477194so basically a shitty salmon en croute with cheese in it? god I wish americans would stop ruining perfectly decent food
>>16476315wtf is this shitlooks awful
>>16474729I cannot believe what I'm seeing
>>16476374>Americans eating raw beef and not grilling it. I can't tell if you're trolling or that retarded
>>16476324What part of Portugal does the best Frankie's? It is not very aesthetic but it looks very comfy to eat, although kind of heavy
>>16478956>/alck/thread playerFucking based, also fuck the mods and fuck the jannies
>>16476309looks absolutely delicious
>>16476315fish looks great, those chips look inedible
>>16478207>Do Americans really?Whenever you ask this question, no matter what it is in relation to, the answer is always "Yes". Why? Because we're fucking Americans, and we do whatever we want. Spin burgers? Eat McDonalds every day? Go to the Moon? Win every world war? Have the only culture worth talking about in the entire world?You're god damn right we really do. Because we're American, and you aren't. And that just pisses you off.
>>16480274She did triple-cooked chips wrong. You're supposed to boil the chips until they nearly break apart, then freeze them to remove moisture. Next you fry them on medium heat and again freeze them. You can store them at this point if you want. Final step is frying on high heat. If done right it results in a glass-like crispy exterior and fluffy soft innards. She fucked up
>>16476324Its almost a good sandwich but each step is just poorly done in some way.
>>16477860Over a long enough timeline, the Fillet o Fish has more bones in it than the human body. VERY dangerous stunt
>>16480475They look crisp to me, professor Chips.
>>16480580food and language match
>>16480461that's just crushed nuts what the fuckwhy the need to pretend that it's cheese? it's already good as it is.
>>16480580At least it included some stock cubes, Swedes usually seem to prefer utterly untouched vegetables.
>>16480580>boil together 6 common ingridents and serve with horse earwax.5/10, probably bland but fine.
>>16480580Very Northern Euro
>>16476374yes, they do!
>>16480897Creepy dude, but good looking pizza. I gotta get a food scale. Doing all of my baking by cup measurements is probably not the most brilliant move.
>>16476291>breadyeah okay, enjoy diabetesI was expecting some smart shit with real bread
>>16480580Is this the white people who cannot handle spices I've heard about?
>>16474664>half of it just falls out of his mouth as he chomps down on another drumstick before he's even finished the first oneLiteral avatar of gluttony
>>16475812would that even cook properly
>>16480916I have a food scale. I haven't noticed an improvement in my baking.What I do like though is that it makes measuring fucking easy. Put a big bowl on the scale, zero it, dump in some shit, zero it, dump in some shit, zero it, dump in some shit. No fucking around with extra dishes.
>>16474536i got a few bro ill post them
>>16481473who doesn't want a burger that pisses itself
>>16481446Yes we are aware how kitchen scales work. Going to explain how useful refrigerators are next?
>>16474536i should really make a folder for these
>>16474536i have only one more sorry i thought i had more
>>16474536my friend actually made this for me once and it was just as disgusting as it looks. i forgot about it for 3 days and it held its shape that whole time
>>16476378What did they add? corn starch and milk?
>>16481483what an asshole son
>>16476385My nigga those are biscuits
>>16476418Reminds me of frikadellen
>>16477071>2 tiddlywinks of pepper>storebought mayo>fucking hot dog buns FAGGOT
>>16477075>only pounded one side of the steak
>>16477081>add 2 teaspoons of chicken broth and a cup of heavy cream to a pot of queso>call it a soupFat fuck.
>>16477105Reminds me of the egg turd log cooker
>>16481482I can go into detail if you need help using yours, just dm me bro.
>>16477194Good idea, poopy execution
>>16477293>literally just a plain boiled eggMMmmMMmMmMMMMMHhhhHHhh OOOOOOOooOoOo
>>16480522Do Canadians really?
>>16480897The way he sucked that basil leaf...
>>16481599I was weirded out by that too at first because I couldn't tell what the fuck is going on in the space between the pizza and his gaping mouth.
>>16477765>disregard black children>acquire burger king
>>16474536I can post some, but I'd be probably flooding the thread. If you have some requests I might have them.
>>16475991>HI I'M NIGEL AND RECENTLY I TURNED 31 YEARS OLD IN THE UNITED STATES.>THIS WILL BE MY LAST MEAL BEFORE I DIE FROM LACK OF HEALTHCARE>*takes tiny bites to prolong the last moments*
>>16478813>pizza with syrupSounds based ngl
>>16477920>I honestly watched this thinking "you know what? If that makes her happy then go on girl, do your thing"
>>16480440Can't argue with results.
>>16480590Doesn't look bad, doesn't look particularly good either
>>16480248Porto. There are a billion amazing places to get Francesinha in Porto
>>16474729why do they always stare like this? i cant decide if they are looking for a fight or maybe feeling guilty about something?
>>16481655unless you're very wealthy all the healthcare in the world isn't gonna keep a lad like Nigel from ascending to burger heaven sooner than lateron another note I can't find the original video if anyone has it. at least youtube algorithm can tell he is nothing but A MACHINE
>>16475087This grosses my out like some of the gore that gets posted. I barely tolerate cranberries with turkey. Sweet and savory food together is some of the worst shit possible.
>>16475207I bet you wish they were slugs you sick fuck
>>16475081>I don't see what the big deal is, I'd probably even try grilling something like that....>...>OH NO
>>16476418Scott Rea is a king
>>16477105Eggs in a bag, we used to make this all the time in Scouts. Good times, the egg's alright, fried is obviously much better, but innawoods you can't complain
>>16481714That's supercar Nigel.
>>16480580thats fucking vile
>>16481865holy shit ahaha this is greater than I ever thought, thanks knowledgeable anon
>>16477325lmao fucking faggot fuck off back to redit, noone cares about your shit cooking
>>16482129>>16482128Do Americans really?
>>16482131They're even worse than you think. You should look at what their "cheese" looks like
>>16482128>>16482129coca-cola is an acceptable alternative when you have no nuggie sauce
>>16482131dipping salty breaded chicken in soda is based, frosties/chocolate milkshakes are also good for it
Doode, remember that time when we ate out of a toilet lmao?
>>16480635Because their bodies are desperately crying out for a normal diet, so everything is an imitation of normal food.
>>16482166milkshake is much better than sodait'll stick better to the chicken, and won't dissolve as much oil/breading as coke.
>>16482186Based Indian cuisine
>>16482137This is based as fuck
>>16476418looks good actually
>>16480440was better as slices desu
>>16475079>>16475075>>16475081but liberals tell me its all genetics???
>>16476365>those nailsabsolutely disgusting
>>16477102tell me about the chefwhy does he tap the knife?
>>16481632I see it kek
>>16477081ew a nigger
>>16480675>using honey without the consent of the bees
>>16481496Corn starch mixed with a bit of water and sugar, I don't think the original video had any quantities listed though.
>>16482186How can you scoop some of that shit without hesitation? I would shudder and cringe as I looked at it.
>>16475079It looked alright at first, looking a bit like toad in the hole, but then I remembered it was chocolate, not gravy, and there was a shitload of cheese
>>16475991I wonder how much he spent there. I've never seen anyone get a jug of coke before
>>16481473I've never got a straight answer, but are those worms? Either way it looks disgusting
>>16483517No one's answering you because you're fucking retarded.
>>16482137That's really smart if you're a family that drinks a lot of soda. The syrup is super cheap compared to bottles of soda, and the CO2 for the carbonation isn't expensive eitherOf course, you probably shouldn't drink enough soda that you need this, but still
>>16483520I've never seen parasitic worms in any food I've eaten before so I don't know if that's what they look like
>>16483552Why would there be parasitic worms in food?
>>16483580It might be a venison burger or something. Hunted meat can have parasites.
>>16483595It can have parasites, maybe, but straight out worms in meat? I don't think that happens.
>>16480580Do Nords really?
>>16475075>take a smaller plate and you'll eat less
>>16477293you can see it in his eyes
>>16482129always reminds me of prison break and bellick dipping his fries in milk shake, do americans really and is it any good?
>>16481473G U S H I N G
>>16480590>olive oil>ground meat "browning" in pot>huge oniom chunks>thrown into the olive oil meat water mix>adding beer out of a candisgusting display of prole cooking
>>16482137>>16483529I'm triggered it has pepsi but the logo is coca-cola. if you're gonna go that far, why not finish the job?or just do thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fD7X9SCn0To
>>16475090Man, I really want an antigriddle
>>16475084This webm is incredible because the attempts to make it colorful get more and more desperate, and he's still left with a soggy brown clod of misery.
>>16475150>>16484014Threadly reminder that this was a parody on how not to eat pizza
>>16481755kek my exact thoughts
>>16476374>10% mehr>American Yep
>>16474521INTO THE WOKOVER THE FIREWITH NO REGARD FOR A THING BUT THAT I'MTHE LORD OF THE EGGSI RULE SANDWICH MAKINGHOW DOES HE LEAVE WITHOUT BREAKING?
>>16477105And voila, cancer!
>>16480580>gorgensblocht >dërg>barg dissen fuegelscree broccoli >fuesstecht röttenfriegelplusse
>>16484807 whats wrong with cooking onions in meat juice
>>16477105Why's the bag fucking necessary at all you put egg into pan and it will cook the fucking same enjoy consuming plastic and aromatic carcinogens for no reason
>>16482690Nobody cared who he was until he started tapping the knife.
>>16480580Pot is too small
>>16480590>1 hour simmerThat will prob taste good ye
>>16481664Gotta be the real stuff. But I prefer honey
>>16478813Does this mean there are people who can't eat anything without syrup on it?
>>16481323Anon...the webm is in reverse...
>>16485862I'm getting flashbacks to how fucking awful my grandmothers thanksgiving cooking was
>>16480635being a vegan or vegetarian isnt about trying to save the planet or about animal welfare. it's about pretending to care while being able to feel morally superior to those around you and virtue signal it on social media.
>>16481483imagine being such a cuck of a dad that you let your 12 year old obese son walk all over you like that.not to mention, why the fuck would you even leave that footage in?
>>16483959made this at home, shits genuinely good
>>16480635Same reason they have "vegan steak" or "vegan fried chicken" that's just tofu or bean curd mashed together with some flavors and colours, so they can act superior to everyone else while still pretending they're able to eat the food that they all secretly still want to eat.Ask yourself this, if veganism is so great, why do they always have to attempt to imitate non-vegan food?
>>16477031You realize that burger is superglued together, right? Still impressive, but it's a parlor trick.
>>16475207New Gears of War.
>>16480475How how long do you freeze them for? I thought throwing frozen chips into a hot oil would cause a nuclear explosion.
>>16476324>pinch of salt @ :11sThat was crystal meth.
>>16480897What is his grindr account? He cute.
>>16480635Because vegans are retarded subhumans
>>16475083What is that. What are they serving.
>>16481645>>16487462Ristorante Ciabot in Rivanazzano, it's risotto apparently: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mgIXTQ23jrY
>>16475083my dad is a former bricklayer who loves italian food, I bet he'd really enjoy going to this restaurant
>>16481690They glare at the faggot filming them anon
>>16475991I hate gammon cunts like this
>>16475991a fucking jug... that shit is enough for 5 people, what the fuck. Freedom was a mistake
>>16476315thank you anon, a non-vomitive video!!
>>16477007these tribbal people are based as fuck, and not Indian tho
>>16489913>a fucking jug... that shit is enough for 5 people, what the fuck. Freedom was a mistakeCome on now, you KNOW that 2 people could shove that down easily if they were hungry and willingly trying to get stuffed.
>>16477288what the fuck is this retarded shit?
>>16489913That's a fairly small amount of McDonalds for an average-sized person, I'd say? The main reason fast-food cooks so fast and "lasts" so short is that there isn't much density to it.
>>16482329it´s not, it´s stupid as fuck
>>16481426The rice is pre-cooked, so is the additions except the egg.
>>16477075Who the fuck pounds plastic pieces into their meat?
>>16477075Making this would kill you.
>>16480897>bored>decide and try to fap>go to /d/ to get some spark from my usual fetishes>after 30 minutes nada, give up>go here>see this>instant moistening>finish off with the leaf-suck looping in my headthe hell is wrong is me
>>16476002if this is bait then it's pretty good
>>16483936>uncookedBeef doesn't need to be cooked.
>>16483529>That's really smart if you're a family that drinks a lot of soda.If you're a good family man, your family doesn't drink soda to begin with.
>>16490889>lol so quirkyThis irritates me to a level I've not felt since the early 00's with teh penguin of d00m
>>16490889liberals need to kys
>>16475075this is german
>>16478956I had no idea the player skins had gotten so wild
>>16485862>>16486301Its not amazing but it doesn't look super shit
>>16480580>wypeepo be like
>>16480675I thought he was going to activate the almonds wtf
>>16481755even if you grilled it, the onion would be undercooked as fuck
>>16481426the rice is already steamed so all he needs is his fuck ton of oil, jet flame heat and quick tossing
>>16480257>MisatoBased taste. Everyone with a shred of taste knows that Rei was best girl, but Misato was best woman.
>>16490871This is honestly kinda disgusting.
>>16476418Never realized faggots were basically just haggis meatballs wrapped in caul fat, thanks for the cool post
>>16476315She looks so biritish I would eat these chips out of her pussy to make them salty and fishy.
>>16484014I'm still wondering why the guy goes full bear on a picnic.
>>16492356This was very common in mexico many years ago.I used to drink my bubbly sugar water this way in my little town when I was a kid.
>>16492356>balding as a womanrip
>>16492416Put some sauce on that
>>16474729Absolutely astonishingly brutal mogging
>>16477075>protip: check the heat by holding your hand over itI am going to physically assault whoever made this.
>>16485896NO YOU DONT GET IT
>>16486824superglued with American cheese
>>16478956>the fucking amazon wage cage guy hard lmao
>>16483954>NordsSwedes are honorary niggers
>>16480635veganism is about mental illness
>>16481483jack never played with his son, only took him out to shitty restaurants.
>>16475109Imagine the gains.
>>16477031That was actually kind of cool. What a fascinating world we live in.
>>16477293You can literally see the snake venom gathering at the corner of his eyes holy shit