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What flavor is your birthday cake?

>> No.16466730

Steak

>> No.16466734

gay rainbow sparkles with extra christian tears

>> No.16466743
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>>16466727
>funfetti
>strawberry filling
>vanilla frosting
i have it every year and i always look forward to it and never get tired of it

>> No.16466768

The non queer variety..

>> No.16466909
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>>16466727
for me, it's the woolies mud cake

>> No.16466912

>>16466909
Just make your own mudcake, lazy. It's even easier than a sponge.

>> No.16466916

>>16466727
Cheesecake.

>> No.16466917

>>16466727
Mine was strawberry & blueberry this year. I'm going to make a chocolate based one with Nutella and Ferrero Rocher for my wife later today. The best one I ever had was a coconut themed one filled with Rafaello confectionery that my mom made me for my 18th birthday, nothing ever came close to it ever since.

>> No.16466929

>>16466727
Usually a chocolate cake made with buttermilk with chocolate frosting. Sometimes a spice cake with cream cheese frosting

>> No.16466931

Nobody ever remembers my birthday
:(

>> No.16466934

Bienenstich

>> No.16466935

>>16466931
Have you tried telling them like a week in advance

>> No.16466941
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>>16466727
After failing miserably in her desperate, final attempts to seduce Brad and win his heart, Claire has nothing to show from it other than a head full of gray hair and 30 pounds. It's so sad what happened really. Look at how youthful and vibrant she used to look. Man, women really just give the fuck up when their fairy tale romance shit doesn't end up working out for them huh. I wish we could have lived in the alternate readily in which Claire and Brad ended up together and made their own home cooking shows that rivals people like Babish, Adam, and Ethan

>> No.16466952

>>16466935
Kind of spoils it doesn't it

>> No.16466962

>>16466727
>grey hair
disgusting

>> No.16466973

>>16466952
That's woman thinking

>> No.16466989
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>>16466727
Swap the frosting or the cake. Would p much be strawberry+surprise, which is as I asked for. Mom did fucking cartwheels for mine and my brothers birthdays, I tried to lead my parents down the path of least resistance when asked what I want, but she'd still make it impressive even if I asked for something simple.

I'm lucky if someone remembers to buy me a cake from the store at the last minute now, but I'm still grateful for that. I do the same for some of my friends now and then.

>> No.16467041

>>16466941
Thanks but i'll take the gray slam piggy over that.

>> No.16467047

>>16466727
I do t eat cake for my birthday but a friend's mom made me an r2 d2 cake when I was a child. I felt really bad about eating it and apologized to her for cutting it at least twice. Then I sprinted headlong into a wall. Good times.

>> No.16467071

chocolate and peanut butter

>> No.16467087

>>16466727
frosting is gross and i like cake without any frosting on it

>> No.16467088
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16467088

I'm not into sweet shit. So one year I asked for a steak and cheese pie. My sister had a friend who worked in a bakery so she made a huge steak and cheese pie the size of a cake. It was sick.

>> No.16467091

>>16466941
Brad's wife is a massive qt , i doubt Claire could ever compete with her

>> No.16467094

>>16466727
Lemon Creampie

>> No.16467233

>>16466973
Wrong.

>> No.16467408 [DELETED] 

>>16466727
Making devil's food cake with Claire!
Squeezing Claire's muffin top!
Rubbing my pelvis on Claire's hip!
Leaving a wet spot on Claire's sweatpants!
Being accused of sexual harassment by Claire!
Getting called into HR because of Claire's complaint!
Demanding arbitration in order to keep from losing my job!
Following Claire home!
Climbing up Claire's fire escape!
Entering Claire's unlocked apartment window!
Putting my hand on Claire's mouth and telling her not to fucking scream!
Whispering into Claire's ear that her boyfriend won't save her this time!
Dragging Claire into the kitchen so I can show her boyfriend's blood-soaked corpse!
Running my hand along Claire's bloated leg!
Caressing Claire's spongy inner thigh!
Petting Claire's hair as she shudders with fear!
Wiping away Claire's tears with my tongue!
Slathering my throbbing cock on Claire's pancake tits!
Plunging my member into Claire's dry cunt!
Raping Claire!
Punching Claire until she starts twitching when she tries to escape!
Lubricating Claire's pussy with the blood oozing from her jaw!
Reaching climax with Claire!
Unloading my gentile seed into Claire's ruined womb!
Getting bored of Claire!
Stabbing Claire 35 times with a chef's knife!
Disemboweling Claire!
Chopping Claire's body into chunks!
Grinding Claire's chunks!
Storing Claire's remains in my freezer!
Eating Claireburgers once a week!
Receiving a letter from HR that arbitration has been canceled and all charges dropped because Claire no-showed to her interview appointment!
Comforting Molly in the test kitchen when she wonders what happened to Claire!
Reassuring Molly that Claire is fine and will come back any day!
Making devil's food cake with Molly!

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16467413

>tfw mom made birthday muffins again

>> No.16467434

>>16466941
>Claire has nothing to show from it other than a head full of gray hair and 30 pounds.
And a food science degree from Harvard.

>> No.16467459

>>16466727
My parents always gave me carrot cake vanilla or chocolate

>> No.16467461

>>16466727
pusy

>> No.16467464

>>16467091
shes ugly af

>> No.16467472

>>16467434
>useless piece of paper that cost her at least $60k and likely sucked a few ducks along the way.

>> No.16467493

>>16466727
Not a cake cake, but when I'm in the area mom makes me a cheesecake with a raspberry sauce, but sometimes I really like the canned cherries.

>> No.16467572

>>16467413
mom these taste like shit

>> No.16467615

>>16467572
Oh good then it's not just me

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16467675

For me it's prinsesstårta, i've never prepared a cake of any sort but decided to bake one of these for my birthday, turned out pretty damn good

>> No.16467676

>>16466727
Cake is for suckers.
Pie master race.

>> No.16467682

>>16467676
Good post

>> No.16467724

>>16467413
>didnt even mix the batter in her butt

>> No.16467759

>>16466727
what birthday cake?

>> No.16467765

>>16466734
cringe

>> No.16467792

>>16467408
based and psychopilled.