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>be eating chicken and rice
>mom added too much spicy powder to the sauce again
what do I tell her? this isn't the first time either, it happens often.

>> No.16466117

hey mom, next time, can you put in less spicy powder? i like your chicken and rice, but it's too spicy for me.

>> No.16466119

>>16466110
>hey mom there's too much spicy powder in the sauce... FOR WYPIPO ADD MORE BITCH SHIEEEEET

>> No.16466127

When I want to change a meal I have to spend gbp

>> No.16466167

>>16466110
how much is too much?
what scoville rating are we talking here?

>> No.16466502

>>16466110
Move out

>> No.16466512

>>16466110
Pretend to have some kind of attack -- convulsions, heavy breathing and such -- then faint.
If you have friends, ask one of them to pretend to be a doctor and tell your mom that you almost died because of the spices.

>> No.16466514

>>16466110
throw the nintendo at her

>> No.16466537

>>16466110
just add some table cream

>> No.16466690

>>16466110
>being weaker than your mom
Lmao

>> No.16466699

>>16466110
why don't you just bang her anon?

>> No.16466703

>>16466512
>I'm sorry ma'am... your son is dead.

>> No.16466777

Clearly you haven't been beating your mom enough, OP. Break out the wood spoon.

>> No.16466780

>>16466703
>oh my lord thank fuck for that, he was such an insufferable little cunt.