/ck/ - Food & Cooking

[Anonymous No.16464555]

>try eating sushi because everybody says it's the hot shit
>receive slimy disgusting fish covered in bland rice
What the fuck? I understand women would eat shit covered in vomit because a magazine told them it's the thing to do but how the fuck did men fall for this meme? a Japanese friend of mine told me nobody on that island eats that shit and the dish is spesifically prepared to make fun of the "baka gaijin" but apparently there still are people who eat it... I feel sorry for them

[Anonymous No.16464571]

>>16464555
stick to your nuggets and tendies, incel

[Anonymous No.16464576]

>>16464555
try getting sushi from somewhere other than a gas station

[Anonymous No.16464577]

>>16464555
Been close to the japanese community because reasons for almost all my life, anon.
From what I saw so far, every japanese person I know (all ages 0-80yo) does eat sushi. They go out to restaurants a whole lot during the week.
You could have eaten in a bad restaurant, idk.
I know I like to make it at home and I love to get a bento for lunch when I'm on the go.

[Anonymous No.16464578]

>>16464555
Dipshit

[Anonymous No.16464580]

>>16464555
Ask me how I know you don't cook.

[Anonymous No.16464581]

>>16464555
Retard

[Anonymous No.16464595]

>I'm a pleb and foreign foods are icky!
I'm astounded that such a simple minded rube, as yourself, has a Japanese friend.

[Anonymous No.16464605]

>>16464595
try the redpill cuck

[Anonymous No.16464617]

>>16464555
Checked

[Anonymous No.16464625]

>>16464555
My man, even the sushi from walmart tastes pretty good
I guess you’ve just been filtered.

[Anonymous No.16464626]

>>16464555
This is boring. You are boring.

[Anonymous No.16464724]

>>16464571
Fuck off retard. What does this have to do with having sex?

[Anonymous No.16464736]

>order sushi from crap restaurant or gas station
>declare all sushi bad

[Anonymous No.16464739]

All these seething replies because of some fucking fish on rice kek

[Anonymous No.16464749]

>>16464736
Dilate. I actually catch the fish I eat and the sushi wasnt amy good

[Anonymous No.16464754]

>>16464749
>retard makes crap sushi
>declares all sushi bad

[Anonymous No.16464758]

>>16464749
>making sushi from fish you caught
Leave it to the professionals.

[Anonymous No.16464759]

>>16464724
I want to masturbate, but I can't because I will be having gay sex later today, and that always ruins it. What should I do?

[Anonymous No.16464764]

>>16464759
Just anally masturbate

[Anonymous No.16464778]

figure it out

[Anonymous No.16464785]

>>16464778

[Anonymous No.16464854]

>filtered by some fish and rice
yikes

[Anonymous No.16464929]

>>16464759
jerk off so you lose that demonic desire for gay sex

[Anonymous No.16464944]

>>16464929
>being offended by faggot sex
There are better websites for you easily offended types.

[Anonymous No.16464949]

>>16464754
>>16464758
It's not rocket science - you catch fish, boil some rice and combine them. Retards who fail to understand where food comes from may feel offended by this but here's a hot take for you: fish are actual living beings and we are not supposed to consume them alive

[Anonymous No.16464950]

>>16464944
not offended, just been there before and only go into those places of degeneracy when turbo horny from no fap sprees
but I guess if you like it and don't feel any regret afterwards then have at 'er
also 4chan is a Christian, homophobic, racist, pro-white website; always was

[Anonymous No.16464974]

>>16464929
>>16464950
If you cant explain why raw fish should be eaten then fuck off, nobodt wants to read that )pol/ bullshit

[Anonymous No.16465004]

>>16464974
Raw fish should be put in your butthole. There, I fixed it.

[Anonymous No.16465015]

>>16465004
What about live fish? That might actually be kind of exciting.

[Anonymous No.16465030]

>>16464555Where did you get it from? what city?Most sushi places here in NY are run by low quality chinamen selling fake garbage and chinese grown farm fish at best. Its awful.

[Anonymous No.16465031]

>>16465004
Cringe. Just go away

[Anonymous No.16465045]

>>16465031
Finicky babies shouldn't even be posting on this board. I swear every other thread is about some food item or ingredient that you tendie-munching retards refuse to eat.

[Anonymous No.16465049]

>>16464974
It's tasty.
>NOO BUT I THINK IT'S GROSS
That's fine. Different people like different things. I think cucumber is gross.

An inability to accept that people might like/dislike things you dislike/like is a sign of autism though. And there's nothing ok about autism. And making multiple threads about your disdain for sushi is pretty autistic. And since autists like repetition;
There is nothing ok about autism.

[Anonymous No.16465085]

>>16465045
>>16465049
Seething. Do raw fish eaters pay you for defending that disgusting shit online?

[Anonymous No.16465094]

>>16464759
have some gay sex now

[Anonymous No.16465459]

>>16464944
This is the fast food board you stupid queen. You have your own containment board to discuss the fag agenda >>>/lgbt/

[Anonymous No.16466293]

>>16464555
What kind of 2 star shithole did you eat at? Never had a bad sushi experience.

[Anonymous No.16466314]

>>16464577
Those portions look sickening, I thought the whole meme was their portions were healthy?

[Anonymous No.16466317]

>>16466314
If you don't eat at least 30 pieces every time then stop posting

[Anonymous No.16466321]

>>16464736
I've never eaten sushi I've actually thought of as bad. Not even fast food tier. It's so good.

[Anonymous No.16466323]

>>16464555
>slimey
probably spoiled, that's usually what makes people dislike sushi, they get bad sushi

go to a nice place or get it made to order if it's grocery store sushi and the chef's still there, pic unrelated

[Anonymous No.16466328]

>>16466317
The top left corner of that box is way more than enough for a meal. Even that would have normal adults considering skipping dinner.

[Anonymous No.16466347]

>>16466328
I'm almost underweight and would still be hungry after only eating that.

[Anonymous No.16466359]

>>16466347
You must have a clinically fast metabolism man, sushi is pretty calorie dense.

[Anonymous No.16466390]

>>16466359
I assume those are, going by the chart:
1/3 avocado roll
1/3 tuna roll
1/3 salmon roll (will use average between tuna value and salmon avocado)
The big ones, I'll consider between 1.5 to 2 times the value of small ones
1/2 to 2/3 spicy tuna roll
1/2 to 2/3 California roll

This adds up to:
1/3(130kcal+184kcal+[184kcal+304kcal]/2)+1/2(290kcal+225kcal)=443.5kcal
1/3(130kcal+184kcal+[184kcal+304kcal]/2)+2/3(290kcal+225kcal)=529.33kcal

Between 443.5 and 529.33kcal.
Just for clarity.

[Anonymous No.16466569]

>>16464605
The only valid redpill is the REDpill.

[Anonymous No.16466582]

>>16466390
Yes, combined with the meals before what was posted. about 1500 calories. If you ate 3 meals a day averaging the entire portion of food in the photo you would go well above what is OK unless you are an athlete.

[Anonymous No.16466915]

>>16466582
what

[Anonymous No.16466918]

>>16464555
Here’s some sushi I had recently

[Anonymous No.16467023]

>>16466582
>Yes, combined with the meals before what was posted.
You've officially gone full retard. You NEVER go full retard.

[Anonymous No.16467026]

>>16466918
whats the slightly cooked fish called?

[Anonymous No.16467036]

>>16464555
Congrats, you figured it out. If sushi didn't have it's pretentious foreign appeal it would be seen as low class peasant food.

[Anonymous No.16467046]

>>16467026
I believe if translated literally from the kanji its called "fishy foul"

[Anonymous No.16467189]

>>16467036
You seem to be the racist, as is very common with your types. I simply don't give a shit about your fucking nations and don't want to visit them.
If you want to call me racist for disagreeing with you then you must have been shillary supporters since that's the best that they can do.
Are you still seething in your closets because Trump beat your annointed one?

[Anonymous No.16469067]

>>16464949
>you catch fish, boil some rice and combine them.
the mere concept of sushi without rice vinegar, salt and sugar mixed in with short grain rice makes me fucking vomit

>>16464555
From your picture, that's some uncanny sushi with way too much going on. Just get some simple nigiri and let the ingredients talk for themselves. Also, sushi is a staple food and eaten regularly by everyone and their grandma in Japan.

t. worked virtual reality integration in southern Tokyo 2017 thru 2018, regularly ate sushi with Japanese coworkers

[Anonymous No.16469091]

>>16464949
>fish are actual living beings and we are not supposed to consume them alive
Do you want to be the ones disciplining the bear, then?

[Anonymous No.16469094]

>>16467189
What did Trump do to Jesus Christ?

[Anonymous No.16469352]

>>16464555
The sushi in your picture is cheap garbage.

[Anonymous No.16469936]

>>16469352
why is japanese cuisine so hilariously bad?
the main staple dish of nipponland is sushi which is literally just fish on rice
their curry is just watered soup
ramen is just inferior version of authentic Chinese noodles
even instant noodles is taiwanese (Chinese) and not from japan

why could the nips not make a satisfactory cuisine?

[Anonymous No.16469978]

>>16469936
Simple isn't bad. More often it's dishes that are too try hard and busy with decorative bullshit that are bad. Good quality well sliced fish with the right kind of vinegared rice is a perfectly fine meal.

[Anonymous No.16470586]

>>16469936
>The main staple dish is sushi
Ask me how I know you're retarded

[Anonymous No.16470628]

>>16467026
That’s albacore, one of my favorites to have nigiri. It’s typically seared by poaching, idk why not just served raw.

[Anonymous No.16470637]

>>16470586
ask me how i know you're new

[Anonymous No.16471204]

>>16469352
>raw sea bugs
>tiny pieces of bread (???)
Disgusting and uninspired, just like most oriental foods

[Anonymous No.16471491]

>>16466314
Sushi is fast food, it's not supposed to be healthy.

[Anonymous No.16471569]

>>16471204
You don't even know what half the stuff on that plate is ya fucking crybaby moron. Go eat your plebfeed fast food

[Anonymous No.16471615]

>>16471569
>You don't even know what half the stuff on that plate is ya fucking crybaby moron. Go eat your plebfeed fast food

[Anonymous No.16471919]

>>16464555
Yeah, not only is eating raw food disgusting, but I cannot tolerate eating cold things, except for ice cream and that kind of stuff.
Maybe you'll see it when you're dying from a brain eating amoeba.

[Anonymous No.16472804]

>>16464555
The people that claim sushi is hot shit, are the same people claiming this is art

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Artist%27s_Shit

[Anonymous No.16472829]

>>16471204
>bread
I can feel the midwestern vibe from here

[Anonymous No.16472838]

Sushi is OK but there is better Japanese food. Wagyu beef is awesome and I had some kind of eel in soy sauce when I was there that was superb

[Anonymous No.16472870]

>>16464555
>bland rice
Obvious bait and everyone knows from that alone because even grocery store sushi has rice vinegar in it.

[Anonymous No.16472895]

>>16472829
ok then mr. Ching chong sensei, what is it if not oriental bread?