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Does Diet Coke have benefits we're unaware of?

>> No.16455276

It's the same with every healthcare exec I've ever met too. All 0 of them.

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>>16455269

>> No.16455333

all my doctors have always been overweight
most nurses borderline obese

>> No.16455339

>>16455269
>>16455276
>>16455280
>>16455333
if it isn't apparent to you by now, the healthcare industry is one of the largest scams every perpetrated on the world.

>> No.16455341

>>16455333
carbs

>> No.16455392

>>16455269
chainsmoking cigs keeps you thin and cuts stress
As long as your lungs hold out you will be way healthier than the fatties who eat stress and can't use nicotine to manage their constant cravings
The ban smoking people never factored the shift into obesity in their health benefits analysis, they all brilliantly assumed you could remove tobacco from people's lives and delete all negative side effects while ignoring the positive benefits of smoking

>> No.16455396

>>16455269
>Diet coke and cigarettes
Exorbitantly based

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>>16455339
Also very based

>> No.16455486

I've been drinking about 6 cans a day for 10 years. Not felt any benefit yet.

>> No.16455502

>>16455486
>6 cans a day
Not enough, you need at least 8-10 to really see results

>> No.16455514

>>16455269
No, it's just that Diet Coke contains caffeine. Caffeine and nicotine are both stimulants. Healthcare workers are chronically overworked, overstressed, and underslept, hence the need for stimulants to keep them awake and focused. The cigarettes just don't immediately cause you to get sick, but will cause long term health complications.

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>>16455333

i need you to lose 50 pounds by tomorrow, anon

>> No.16455527

>>16455269
Does anyone else only go to doctors that are relatively fit or at least not overweight? I've asked for a different doctor before based on this, I wouldn't trust a dentist with bad teeth and I wouldn't trust a homeless real estate agent, why the fuck should this be different?

>> No.16455540

>>16455269
It shortens the lives of retards dumb enough to drink it

>> No.16455555

>>16455333
This is true

>> No.16455565

>>16455527
Same. My doc is no fitness model, but he's within the health limits of any chart he lambasts his patients with, and that's the way it should be. There's a fat personal trainer at my gym that constantly critiques people more fit than him, and it disgusts me to the point where I can't even look at him without sneering.

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>>16455555
Well well

>> No.16455650

>>16455269
diet coke has hidden nicotine-soluble nutrients

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>>16455392
I can't tell whether this is based or slightly schizo

T. Skelly who lives off diet coke, cigarettes and wine

>> No.16455729

>>16455663
caffeine and alcohol why not just have a four loco instead?

>> No.16455737

>>16455729
Its disgusting