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[Anonymous No.16455068]

what do you eat for general health? Can be a meal or an ingredient.

[Anonymous No.16455074]

>>16455068
I do salt enemas

[Anonymous No.16455073]

>>16455068
What foods are good for your balls?

[Anonymous No.16455124]

>>16455074
>>16455073
Let’s see Paul Allen’s suggestion.

[Anonymous No.16455145]

healthy diet of dubs

[Anonymous No.16455146]

>>16455068
I like drinking pee

[Anonymous No.16455147]

I drink lots of vodka. That cleans out my system, and even cleans my teeth (I haven’t brushed in years, and haven’t had a cavity since).

I also eat a liverwurst sandwich pretty much every day – to counterbalance the effects the vodka has on my liver. I make my sandwiches on seeded rye (because it’s the healthiest bread), with mayo (because eggs are the best protein; I use kewpie, because the msg makes it taste better), coarse mustard (good for the white blood cells), zucchini pickles (because they taste good), and a bunch of baby spinach (just for filler; it could honestly be left out).

I also eat a lot of canned fish (mostly sardines, but also the occasional fancy smoked oysters) on saltines. They give you all your essential amino acids, and provide a nice opportunity to try out various hot sauces, which are generally very low in calories, while high in flavor and immensely prodigious to healthiness.

Aside from that, I drink large amounts of water (anywhere between ice-cold to slightly chilled) every day, always through a straw, and sometimes with a lemon wedge.

To each their own, I say, but I’m just shy of 30 and am doing better than most of you.

[Anonymous No.16455150]

ya ma's puss

[Anonymous No.16455153]

I eat 2 home made pizzas every week and ride 80kms every weekend to burn it

[Anonymous No.16455161]

Peanut butter soup with smoked duck and mashed squash. New York Matinee called it a playful but mysterious little dish.

[Anonymous No.16455165]

>>16455153
On your boyfriend's dick?

[Anonymous No.16455359]

>>16455068
I eat a large bowl of Frosted Mini Wheats 2-3 times a week
I eat it without milk because it's shitty cereal, just drink something to chase it because it dries my mouth out otherwise
It has way too much sugar but that's the only thing that makes it barely palatable
The fiber is what I eat it for, basically keeps me cleaned out and running right
I recommend it, particularly for anyone over 30, massively boosting your fiber intake can prevent all sorts of problems in your lower GI tract

[Anonymous No.16455369]

>>16455068
Flintstones gummies and cheap vodka

[Anonymous No.16455462]

>>16455147
You’re still posting this copy pasta? What the fuck is wrong with you anon!

[Anonymous No.16455482]

>>16455068
BEANS
>They're good for your heart
>The more you eat them, the more you fart,
>The more you fart the better you feel
>So eat your beans with every meal.

[Anonymous No.16455500]

>>16455482

uh, these aren't keto, bro

[Anonymous No.16455501]

>>16455068
A regular diet of semen gives me smooth skin and silky hair.

[Anonymous No.16455505]

eggs

[Anonymous No.16455570]

Varied diet, meat/chicken 4 times a week, plenty veggies, multiple kinds of bread, milk, water, juice.
People actually rate me 10 years less my actual age.

[Anonymous No.16455591]

>>16455500
Don't care lol, I'm not on a meme diet.

[Anonymous No.16455609]

For General Health I eat one jelly donut. Lieutenant Wellbeing is another story...

[Anonymous No.16455616]

>>16455165
God I wish.

[Anonymous No.16455618]

>>16455165
no, thats looked down on in our country, but I have no preferred position with my wife, its probably 50/50 top/bottom

[Anonymous No.16455725]

>>16455068
Meat.

[pizza everyday No.16456775]

beans, rice, veggies, salsa burrito everyday
half the days ill have a random meal with a friend or fin something to eat while out and about
1/4 nights i make a bunch of pizza
1/4 i gorge on dumpster pizza.

OR

eat refridgerated dumpster pizza for breakfast until its gone and
have a bean and rice burrito, or som other random meal for dinner.

[pizza everyday No.16456778]

beans, rice, veggies, salsa burrito everyday for breakfast*
for dinner* half the days ill have a random meal with a friend or fin something to eat while out and about
1/4 nights i make a bunch of pizza
1/4 i gorge on dumpster pizza.

OR

eat refridgerated dumpster pizza for breakfast until its gone and
have a bean and rice burrito, or som other random meal for dinner.

[Anonymous No.16456793]

[Anonymous No.16456797]

>>16455068
I just eat a lot of veggies in general I guess.
I eat a lot of tomatoes and carrots as snackfood. I eat tons of green beans and broccoli, lotta salads as well.

[Elite No.16456823]

Always have a banana in the morning,
Rarely if ever drink soda
snack on fruit, nuts or rice cakes
Bake meat instead of frying it
Limit processed foods and sugar
Skimmed milk instead of whole
Just simple stuff like that, using self-discipline is not hard and you feel so much better

[Anonymous No.16457126]

>>16456823
>Skimmed milk instead of whole
You were doing so well up until this.