What would you eat from prehistory?

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Anonymous Wed Jul 21 10:44:57 2021 No.16450682 [Reply] [Original]

What would you eat from prehistory?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 21 10:46:28 2021 No.16450690 File: 18 KB, 589x321, 103184_1_600.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16450682 Primordial slime

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 21 10:51:19 2021 No.16450705 Always thought that the star leaf from land before time looked tasty

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 21 11:02:59 2021 No.16450742 File: 41 KB, 500x500, flintstones.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] a Brontosaurus burger

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 21 11:25:38 2021 No.16450830 >>16450682 DOMİNO'S

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 21 11:29:53 2021 No.16450841 File: 1.40 MB, 1000x1000, rouffignac3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] mammoth meat, obv

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 21 11:30:34 2021 No.16450843 caveman

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 21 11:57:16 2021 No.16450936 >>16450682 your mom

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 21 12:00:19 2021 No.16450949 Egg

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 21 12:08:19 2021 No.16450980 >>16450682 The fish that crawled out of the water

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 21 12:16:16 2021 No.16450995 File: 96 KB, 975x652, anomalcaris_0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16450682 anomalocaris. Probably like a big fat juicy lobster.

>>	a white guy Wed Jul 21 12:18:36 2021 No.16451005 >>16450841 >deer with bedroom eyes

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 21 14:43:44 2021 No.16451475 Cholera, typhus, pestilence, polio, parasites.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 21 16:34:22 2021 No.16451869 wolves liked caveman trash so much that they evolved into dogs for it, so I'd try that

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 21 16:39:01 2021 No.16451893 >>16450682 A t rex bootyhole

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 21 17:39:38 2021 No.16452158 File: 1.10 MB, 876x652, D46898ED-7146-49F8-97A2-2E942E058351.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16450682 Eve’s hairy asshole

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 21 17:43:03 2021 No.16452176 File: 8 KB, 237x213, #.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16450682 Beef hamburgers.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 21 17:45:17 2021 No.16452192 File: 135 KB, 480x480, Elk_480_480_c1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] One of these bad boys. Honestly a log of the big mammals that went extinct in the various ice ages would probably be tasty.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 21 17:49:58 2021 No.16452220 File: 140 KB, 1200x693, evolution2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] this guy

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 21 17:51:51 2021 No.16452226 >>16452220 noooooo!!! :'(

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 21 18:03:44 2021 No.16452288 >>16452220 Tiktaalik on a stick

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 21 18:15:57 2021 No.16452332 >>16450980 >The fish that crawled out of the water That's probably why there's no fossil record of it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 21 18:50:31 2021 No.16452469 >>16452220 that lil nigga my great great great grand-pappy

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 21 19:01:33 2021 No.16452505 >>16450682 Everything. There's a chink inside me who hungers to consume all animals

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 21 19:20:57 2021 No.16452590 >>16452220 Just had to be all special huh mr walk on land?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 21 19:28:34 2021 No.16452625 >>16452220 i miss this little nigga like you wouldn't beleive

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 21 20:00:08 2021 No.16452758 >>16452192 >a log fuckin scat freak

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 21 20:24:57 2021 No.16452867 grass and forest fed mammoth and mastadon

Anonymous Wed Jul 21 22:12:37 2021 No.16453169
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Reminder to those who want to eat dinosaurs:
ostrich meat is available from specialty butchers for reasonable prices. It is quite good. A lot like very lean beef, but without being tough.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 21 22:40:24 2021 No.16453278 >>16452192 Anon, elk are still around and you are allowed to hunt them in Maine

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 21 22:44:16 2021 No.16453287 >>16452220 >take a bit out of tiktaalik burger >humanity poofs from existence NOT LIKE THIS

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 21 22:57:11 2021 No.16453327 >>16453169 Just buy a chicken or a turkey, hipster.

Anonymous Wed Jul 21 23:43:42 2021 No.16453481
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>>16450682
I was not aware Graboids were real.
>Dunkleosteus terrelli possessed a four-bar linkage mechanism for jaw opening that incorporated connections between the skull, the thoracic shield, the lower jaw and the jaw muscles joined together by movable joints. This mechanism allowed D. terrelli to both achieve a high speed of jaw opening, opening their jaws in 20 milliseconds and completing the whole process in 50–60 milliseconds (comparable to modern fishes that use suction feeding to assist in prey capture; and producing high bite forces when closing the jaw, estimated at 6,000 N (612 kgf; 1,349 lbf) at the tip and 7,400 N (755 kgf; 1,664 lbf) at the blade edge in the largest individuals.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 21 23:44:54 2021 No.16453483 >>16453327 It's a different thing. They split off from conventional fowl fuckin' ages ago. It's like saying you should just eat rats instead of pigs because they're both mammals. Ostrich is delicious and you should eat it.

Anonymous Thu Jul 22 00:01:49 2021 No.16453547

>>16453483
>They split off from conventional fowl fuckin' ages ago
That doesn't mean anything. Whenever lineages split, they all keep evolving on their own (unless they go extinct too soon). It's not like ostriches are the exact same as birds 80 million years ago or whatever.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 22 00:44:45 2021 No.16453669 >>16450690 Based primordial coom eater

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 22 00:46:46 2021 No.16453675 File: 139 KB, 1112x724, D1fpL-sV4AAFPkj.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16450682 The first monkey that falls out of the tree. I will end this before it begins.

Anonymous Thu Jul 22 00:51:34 2021 No.16453700
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>>16453547
Bro they are birds with a massively different body plan besides being like 30x the mass of a chicken. They have killed men before and will certainly do so again. They are not just giant chickens. They are 8 foot tall murderbirds.
Eat the ostrich. Gain its strength.

Anonymous Thu Jul 22 01:53:33 2021 No.16453885

>>16450682
everything.
if mermaids and vampires existed id try to eat them too.

In middle school I wrote a long ass story about a kid who wanted to be a chef, and he explored the world eating monsters.
>boiling demons in holy water
>broiling angel wings in hell fire.
> garliic bread dusted with vampire salt
>ectoplasm glaze on a mummy roast.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 22 02:05:57 2021 No.16453935 >>16453885 hey man that's pretty neat. you should do something with that. if not i hope someone steals your idea and popularizes it and makes a lot of money off it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 22 05:18:31 2021 No.16454328 >>16450682 your mum.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 22 05:31:02 2021 No.16454337 >>16453700 >Eat the ostrich. Gain its strength. Anyone got that webm of an ostrich ripping its own head off?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 22 05:32:39 2021 No.16454342 File: 970 KB, 1536x2048, IMG_1061.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'm gonna make some tea from my wollemi pine And then projectile puke green slop like dilophosaurus

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 22 10:28:12 2021 No.16454984 >>16450841 >>16452867 Hell yeah, if it was good enough for my great great [...] granpappy it's good enough for me. There's a reason we ate them into extinction.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 22 10:32:25 2021 No.16454989 >>16452158 what happen if u have segs with eve and get hewr pregnant?? :)

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 22 12:28:25 2021 No.16455274 File: 51 KB, 628x460, dodo.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16450682 not exactly prehistory but I'd wanna eat one of these fellas

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 22 12:30:38 2021 No.16455283 >>16450841 Amusing fact; the woolly mammoth was still around when the Pyramids were built.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 22 12:32:09 2021 No.16455292 File: 1.45 MB, 540x750, evolution carp.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16452332 anon...

Anonymous Thu Jul 22 12:34:13 2021 No.16455298
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Pliosaurus aka predator x.
Debatably the perfect marine predator and some people speculated that if it lived today it could even fuck up a nuclear submarine.
He's a big boy.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 22 12:38:52 2021 No.16455319 >>16455298 >43 feet long It couldn’t fuck up a submarine desu

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 22 12:42:04 2021 No.16455332 >>16455319 Also, no torpedo bays.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 22 12:48:21 2021 No.16455358 >>16455319 Nuclear subs fuck themselves up, just be patient. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_sunken_nuclear_submarines

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 22 13:27:53 2021 No.16455504 >>16450682 pussy

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 22 14:24:25 2021 No.16455752 >>16450682 I would fry my own fish ancestor on a pan

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 22 14:26:03 2021 No.16455761 >>16452220 why he so FUCKING smug FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FAGGOT AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ITS YOUR FAULT I EXIST

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 22 16:07:18 2021 No.16456184 File: 527 KB, 3072x2241, Anomalocaris_reconstruction[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] anomalocaris tempura

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 22 16:15:34 2021 No.16456212 >>16450841 >>16450742 This

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 22 18:36:07 2021 No.16456731 >>16452220 My ancestor :)

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 22 18:45:51 2021 No.16456769 File: 157 KB, 960x960, 1583704261181.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16450682 I'd probably just ask some hyperborean where the nearest greggs is.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 22 18:46:57 2021 No.16456774 >>16456769 That's a wood nymph

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 22 18:49:51 2021 No.16456786 >>16456774 No, it's a bog Bong.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 22 18:50:11 2021 No.16456787 >>16450742 >When you don’t have domesticated grains >But you make bread anyway

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 22 18:53:12 2021 No.16456802 >>16454337 wut?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 22 18:56:54 2021 No.16456817 >>16450682 Deep fried Archaeopteryx wings with a spicy sauce and a side of buttermilk mixed with mold.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 22 19:04:38 2021 No.16456840 File: 69 KB, 750x498, 1626995078025.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16450980

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 22 19:07:46 2021 No.16456854 File: 119 KB, 1200x895, 5f527bf3b4421.image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16456802 I can't upload the file since it's no longer 2005 and 4mb doesn't get very far. But google it. They do this.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 22 19:12:53 2021 No.16456873 File: 2.93 MB, 854x462, wtf.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16455292 anon...

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 22 19:16:27 2021 No.16456889 >>16456873 what's happening here?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 22 19:16:36 2021 No.16456890 >>16456873 jesus christ wtf

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 22 19:17:40 2021 No.16456892 >>16450742 >>16456787 You're both stupid, the Flintstones is set in the future.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 22 19:26:18 2021 No.16456914 File: 11 KB, 222x175, Creater of toriko Mitsutoshi Shimabukuro.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16453935 >i hope someone steals your idea and popularizes it and makes a lot of money off it. Buddy, do I have a story for you.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 22 19:27:19 2021 No.16456915 >>16456873 That's some weird-ass fetish you got there, anon.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 22 19:29:26 2021 No.16456924 >>16456873 >>16456889 >>16456890 >>16456915 ynw be an amphibous fishe, just neck ys

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 22 19:30:59 2021 No.16456928 File: 7 KB, 213x237, 123443216.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] cavewoman pusi

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 22 19:31:13 2021 No.16456929 >>16456873 What’s happening here

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 22 19:33:19 2021 No.16456938 >>16456929 >>16456890 >>16456889 >>16456873 this shit that idubbbz made fun of https://youtu.be/tSI-kj9A_pc

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 22 19:40:28 2021 No.16456974 >>16456929 >>16456889 >>16456890 Guy in India that likes to make puppets out of dead stuff.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 22 20:11:58 2021 No.16457088 >>16450682 Aurochs, elephant birds, and giant sloths.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 22 20:36:40 2021 No.16457172 File: 1017 KB, 256x480, 1623387426921.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16454337 >>16456802

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 22 20:39:35 2021 No.16457183 >>16457172 Fuck that made me sad

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 22 21:42:38 2021 No.16457408 >>16452220 Lil doggie looks just like me

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 22 21:50:16 2021 No.16457443 >>16457172 What How come there wasn’t blood everywhere

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 22 23:32:42 2021 No.16457855 >>16450742 I bet it tastes like chicken

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 22 23:37:12 2021 No.16457863 >>16457172 More than one way to skin a cat

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 22 23:39:54 2021 No.16457871 File: 36 KB, 400x460, 1513412323665.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16457172 kek

Anonymous Thu Jul 22 23:47:52 2021 No.16457899

>>16457443
Animals, including humans, despite horror movies and anime, are not fountains of blood. There's only so much blood pressure. I've accidentally ripped limbs off of squirrels I thought were dead and then tried to get away. They don't bleed much but are mean as fuck. They will rip their own tails off in panic. It almost makes you want to put another round through their heads before trying to clean, even if it's only happened twice.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jul 22 23:50:01 2021 No.16457908 >>16457899 Disclaimer, I'm not meaning to sound cruel, I mean I want to ensure they don't suffer. Some don't die from small shot through the torso from some miracle. It just seems kinder to ensure they're dead before handling them.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 23 00:03:22 2021 No.16458037 >>16457899 >>16457908 T.psychopath

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 23 00:06:50 2021 No.16458052 those giant fuckin eggs, just imagine

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 23 00:08:59 2021 No.16458062 >>16452192 eat a moose

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 23 00:13:45 2021 No.16458074 This thread was chill until the gifposters gave me nightmares

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 23 00:14:47 2021 No.16458079 >>16458074 Woops I mean webmposters

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 23 00:40:53 2021 No.16458168 >>16450682 shrooms so i can be the strat of enlightened life

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 23 05:36:11 2021 No.16458818 >>16452220 Piece of shit fucking cunt

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 23 06:48:36 2021 No.16458942 >>16450705 yeah the dinos sure seemed to like it. personally i wonder i bet wooly mammoth is pretty tasty, maybe stuff like trilobites? horseshoe crab is good so i bet those were good too, basically like big crawdads or shrimp

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 23 06:50:38 2021 No.16458948 >>16453169 in vietnam i had a combination ostrich burrito and weed delivery service. best business ever

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 23 07:52:27 2021 No.16459054 >>16452220 dont you dare lay a finger on my ancestor

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 23 08:09:19 2021 No.16459084 >>16458037 Pussy

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 23 08:16:04 2021 No.16459100 >>16452220 I hate this nigga like you wouldn't believe

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 23 08:17:27 2021 No.16459106 >>16458037 You fucking weenie. Anon is obviously hunting the squirrels, not torturing them like some aspie in his backyard.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 23 08:34:18 2021 No.16459129 >>16456938 Never actually watched that guys videos before. He seems alright even if he is a cuck.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 23 10:46:10 2021 No.16459381 >>16450682 Dino dick

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 23 10:51:44 2021 No.16459395 >>16452220 absolutely despise this cunt

Anonymous Fri Jul 23 10:54:23 2021 No.16459402

>>16450841
you guys will probably not believe this, but apparently there is still TODAY fronzen mamoths (including mammoth meat) somehwere arround siberia, buried in the land. That means that if you're well connected or mega rich you can still eat some mammoth

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 23 10:55:45 2021 No.16459403 >>16457899 >I've accidentally ripped limbs off of squirrels

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 23 10:58:00 2021 No.16459412 >>16456854 you can't say that and leave us with no sauce anon, pls do whatever you have to do to deliver

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 23 11:02:32 2021 No.16459426 >>16450682 McChicken.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 23 11:20:29 2021 No.16459474 >>16458948 fuck, no wonder we lost the war

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 23 13:39:54 2021 No.16459892 File: 231 KB, 1200x804, unnamed.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>16450682 homo erectus - the original most dangerous game

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 23 13:43:10 2021 No.16459897 >>16450682 Eve's pussy.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 23 13:44:11 2021 No.16459901 >>16450682 YOUR MOMS CUNT HAHAHAH

Anonymous Fri Jul 23 13:46:34 2021 No.16459906

>>16458942
I have informations about a bunch of rich and cultured guys that once got served frozen mammoth's meat at a gala in Paris last century.
I have no idea how this entered my mind since idk where I read/watched it.
Still I remember the interviewed man said it tasted like rotten meat.
If u wanna try something similar just go for Indian elephants I guess.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 23 14:52:41 2021 No.16460168 >>16452220 Why can't nobody explain why would this fish have the need to come to land? >DUDE HE JUST DID HAHAHA AND EVERYTHING JUST HAPPENED HAHAHAHAHAHA DON'T QUESTION IT!!!!!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 23 14:55:04 2021 No.16460176 >>16460168 >Why can't nobody explain why would this fish have the need to come to land? Did you not see the fish head in the OP? It was safer on land.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jul 23 22:33:29 2021 No.16461742 >>16450682 bump

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