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Going to Golden Corral Friday night with a few friends for the first time.
What can I realistically expect the experience to be like?

>> No.16449827

Like pigs at a trough.

>> No.16449853

>>16449784
this exact thread has been made hundreds of times. You should know by now what to expect you fucking asshole

>> No.16449854 [DELETED] 

bros i need your help
i'm fucking this guy in a few weeks, he’s talked about doing all sorts of stuff including oral
problem is i've only been with and done oral to virgin guys, the idea of putting my tongue and lips where lots of dicks have been before is fucking disgusting to me but i've already said i'll suck him out
also cheating on my girlfriend (girl/friend) with this guy so i don't want dicks on my lips when i kiss him
how long does dick germs stay on the ass and lips? if this guy hasn't fucked in over a month would he be technically 'clean'?

to keep it fitness related, everytime i perform imverse raises my shinbone and hips click. no pain but noticeable movement, is this problem?

>> No.16449871

>>16449854
don't worry about it man, just go suck some juicy hard cock

>> No.16449878

>>16449871
Thanks friend, I love juicy cock. What’s Ck favourite sauce to smother on cocks. Score sucking them as hard as the can so that the extra strong squirting of semen mixes with the sauce and your saliva as you slowly wash their cock with your spit
A nice HARD shaft that runs back and forth on your thorax, back and forth back and orange orange juice orange orange lemon orange juice and lemon juice orange juice juice

>> No.16449881

Imagine planning ahead to go to a Golden Corral days in advance. ngmi

>> No.16449964

>>16449878
>What’s Ck favourite sauce to smother on cocks.
hot cum of course, but you know what? I've been known to enjoy a blast of hot piss fresh out of a cock I've just sucked dry to wash down the cum.

>> No.16450139

>>16449784
I know a certain fellow named Jonathan who has a lot to say about Golden Corral.

>> No.16450143

>>16449784
Working class people. Fucking hicks. Bash the fash, probably 90% drumpf voters

>> No.16450175

>>16449881
Do you want to get your money's worth or not?

>> No.16450180

>>16449784
this picture looks very american, I like it
dare I say, it's soulful

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>>16449784
aw yeah

>> No.16450731

>>16449784
Non-whites.

>> No.16451033

>>16449784
Many obese and black people.

>> No.16452680

>>16449784
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CANNNNNNNNNNNN

YOUUUUU

SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>16449784
Chick I’m the pink looks just like my ex two-toned hair and all. I’d eat that ass before plowing it weekly….been awhile made myself erect just typing it

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>>16449784
I haven't seen this image in like 10 years. Thanks for the memories anon!

>> No.16452705

>>16449784
Old people, fat people, blacks & white trash. Pretty much this >>16449827
Also a lot of people awkwardly standing around in front of the food like they're too nervous to put anything on their plate.

>> No.16452824

>>16449784
good place to pick up some trailer trash / low class jailbait. Only low class and Trash ass people eat here. So enjoy fitting right in.

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>>16452696
Anon wtf she's like 10

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16453018

I used to go to Golden Corral when I was a broke college student. One time this really big dude from my dormitory came with us. Not big as in muscular or strong or anything, just really really fat. On the drive there he gave us one of the most mind blowing pieces of advice ever

>After your 2nd plate you're gonna feel full
>This is where you go and get some ice cream right away
>The density pushes down all the other food and creates more room
>Now you can go back for a 3rd plate or more

He had strategized ways to get even bigger, I couldn't believe what I was hearing.

>> No.16453062

>>16449784
I had some friends take me for my first time and I felt mildly sick after ~15 minutes. It was absolutely disgusting. The bros agreed that it was nothing like they remembered and we left.

>> No.16453080

>>16453018
Sacred Lard Priest teachings, damn dude

>> No.16453095

I really like the soul food like fried okra and collard greens.

But like any all-you-can-eat it's a health hazard and I guarantee you if there's a kid there his snot is on the tongs and utensils, bring hand sanitizer.

>> No.16453118

>>16449784
this must be in vermont, I've never seen this many white people in a GC

>> No.16453265

>>16452862
You know what they say….

>> No.16453332

I've never been to Golden Corral, but based on what I'm seeing in that picture, is it just a place for fat people?