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16443839 No.16443839 [Reply] [Original]

New(ish) webms preferred.

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Do Asians really?

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>> No.16444460

Name one thing wrong with doing this.

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t. man

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>> No.16444505

Koreans literally have food scissors that they cut noodles with. There is nothing wrong with this.

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Science, I guess?

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>> No.16444522

Its an easy way to monitor a cows digestion for optimal results

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>> No.16444540

>mom discovered the digestion chamber

>> No.16444544

What us chefclub supposed to be? Why does it exist?

>> No.16444545

how does he do that with the spices?

>> No.16444578

For vetenarians when want to inoculate less helthy cows with gut biome from a healthy cow. Cows rely on bactera to be able digest. No good batera in makes the cow very sick and weak so vetenarian take sample from cow stomack and the sick cow eat.

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>> No.16445001

15 pounds of makeup on the Jewish witch

>> No.16445011

What a fucking waste of food

>> No.16445343

This is very large, I dare say excessive.

>> No.16445917

whats the story behind this

>> No.16445919

people don't eat like that, he really is a robot reptile

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>> No.16445936

He sells food from the garbage and prides himself on frugality

>> No.16445964

oh ok

>> No.16446824

Anyone have that Slav soup webm?

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>> No.16446842

Mom found the spaghetti snippers...

>> No.16446889

Am I supposed to get mad at this

>> No.16447436

>this kill the Italian

>> No.16447439

Fork use in non-stick pan.

>> No.16447446

No, you can ridicule nonsense without being upset about it.

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>> No.16447489

>Butter: 5lbs
>Doesn't use 5lbs of butter

>> No.16447638

I hate "American" advertising

>> No.16447675

could you make it anymore obnoxious?

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>> No.16447910

Why doesn't he eat it over the sink like a normal person?

>> No.16447920

There is absolutely no reason to do this.

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Life has no reason other than what you give it.

>> No.16448210

>i want to kill whatever this is

>> No.16448227

Holy shit that poor steak

>> No.16448265

beep beep i like toaste dont you huumon

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>> No.16448716

It's fucking well done... That sear should have been 300 degrees hotter and like 1/7th as long.

>> No.16448723

He's using the hot pan as a dish meaning the eggs are constantly cooking as he eats. If you enjoy rubbery, overcooked eggs I guess that's fine, but for civilized human beings with taste buds, we'd prefer shifting it to a plate.

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>> No.16448737

Men live like this.txt

>> No.16448746

>welcome to 4chan where /pol/ is apparently our flagship board.
>expect to see shitty posts and replied on your left
>we hope you get out you newfag

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>> No.16448753

Based over the sink eater.

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>> No.16448765

mods ban this guy because he's clearly a bot who can't think for himself

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/pol/ is the newfag boartd

>> No.16448805

>salt to taste
>salts it
>doesn't taste it


>> No.16448823

nothingk on de toast

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I Mads this web M all by myself.

>> No.16448862

you made it too big you niggerfaggot

>> No.16448883

I'm a brapfag and I think that footfags need to be exterminated. Imagine wanting sidewalk dirt in your drink just because it fell off of a girls foot. At least braps are physiologically connected to the girl herself. Footfags may as well have a fetish for dust and dog shit.

>> No.16448895

Sorry I am new

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>> No.16448941

I like that you posted your root beer in two threads. Like>>16448862 said you are a niggerfaggot but I hope you enjoy here it and good content. Root beer is 10/10

>> No.16448975

Look at this mad lad

>> No.16448981

Stop liking what i dont like: The Post

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>> No.16450138

I know how to make webms with ffmpeg. But in all these years in these threads ive not posted a single one ive made

>> No.16450148

Post the full version. He reacts to the toast before it pops up.

>> No.16450202


Just use this already. Too bad he hasn't updated in a while.

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>> No.16450281

>Playing volleyball over the border fence


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Wow, that is a man who really enjoys taking in nutrients.

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>> No.16451007

Christ, I hate how much Jewish features turn me on. Big black hair. Big noses. Big fuckoff round tits. It's like they built women to my exact specs.

Shame about the Jewish stuff, though.

>> No.16451382

Vile pornographic shit. Disgusting reduction of the opposite sex to a plastic consumer-spectacle. Coomers get the gas.

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No, coomers get more ads directed towards them

>> No.16451445

that dude's about to enjoy some cheesy aroma as well

>> No.16451473

>poo in the stew

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Cobra had a really nice view considering a cop's salary.

>> No.16451499

Forgot the mustard retard.

>> No.16451508

I can live with this one. You know he's a practical man.

>> No.16451674

make it big again i lke that one

>> No.16451687

How are jews simultaneously an oppressed people but also extremely privileged, often 1%ers

>> No.16451696

is there a way to prevent that degradation?

>> No.16451802

No. Meme magic is real, the cult of the false profit all-consuming.

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>> No.16452268

He didn't put any seasoning. Not even salt. Fuckin gross.

>> No.16452593

you're supposed to get turned on

>> No.16452606

The only thing being turned on are the ovens.

>> No.16452627

Just because gooks do it too doesn't mean it's any less retarded

>> No.16452634

>destroys your democracy
heh nothing personnel kid

>> No.16452655

imagine thinking america is anything but shadow oligarchs

>> No.16452686

Whoever built Zuckerbot needs to improve the time it takes to process actions.

>> No.16452693

Pretty cute.
Because they are based and not afraid to take an edge. They had to do it since retarded Europoors relegated and isolated them into positions of power, and then those Europoors proceeded to cry.
Fuck Israel though.

>> No.16452757

>Oh that's not that bad I mean, she is going to cook it.
Not sure that one is from America but there is this: https://www.insidehook.com/article/food-and-drink/what-is-cannibal-sandwich-wisconsin-warns-against-it

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That's a lot of effort for a fuckin patty melt lmao

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>> No.16453234

That looks fucking great. I'm impressed that they got the patty the right size for the bread considering the shrinkage

>> No.16453238

That looks fucking great. I'm impressed that they got the cheeks the right size for the bread considering the shrinkage

>> No.16453243

That burger deserved better than that pancake ass

>> No.16453258

>Recovering Vegetarians Welcome!
>Sells soggy abortions.
What did they mean by this?

>> No.16453286

I still don't get it

>> No.16453312

Wtf even is that? How is that good?

>> No.16453338

Chicago style italian beef

>> No.16453378

Jack in the red shirt waddling aimlessly

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>> No.16453480

Why? Its just as easy to use the command line if you arent retarded. That shit is just a skin on ffmpeg anyway

>> No.16453485

Aw shit, I should have recognized that wobble. I'm surprised he still has both feet.

>> No.16453523

do fucking americans really?

>> No.16453539

do people really? If you live in a mud hut sure, nobody else eats that. Enjoy your macdonalds.

>> No.16453625

the muppetry is impressive but I don't think I would consider blending three fucking things a recipe. Thanks but NO THANKS aiaia.

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>> No.16453725

That's not how you make a float you faggot. You're supposed to put the root beer in first and gently lower the ice cream in so you don't get a cup full of foam.

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>> No.16453755

Such a faggot. Can't even stand to lose to his own child in a fun competition.

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>> No.16454409

fucking kek
based american cooking poster

>> No.16454427

he's using a metal fork on a non-stick pan, he's a fucking degenerate.

>> No.16454432

can't believe I'm saying this, but brapfags are actually one infinitesimal notch about footfags. you'll be glad to know you're both well above furries.

>> No.16454437

I feel like this is due for an edit.

>> No.16454462

roastie flaps with a side of diarrhea

>> No.16454568

I can't watch this, it's too fucking frustrating with a side serve of half expecting a severed finger

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what was the end goal for this dish?

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what appliance is this?

>> No.16454640

you saw it

>> No.16454657

Looks like a very big deep fryer

>> No.16454691

>all those shots of the carrot

>> No.16454704

Looks like an electric turkey fryer. A mildly safer alternative than the propane blow torch so many hicks kill themselves with every November.

>> No.16454706

hard gatekeeping but then you will be a snowflake board to the point where you literally become reddit and ban anything you simply dont like. i dont mind fun threads every once and awhile but when you see shit like https://archived.moe/_/search/image/LDAMgqZVrJB___7-sWTu2w/ posted by basically bots hour on the hour then its no longer fun its just mental and physiological hazards. /pol/ is nothing but people macro dumping files if something catches their filters. Its only ever fun when there is a happening.

the only real solution is an exodus so the community can breathe. this site is like an over grown garden full of weeds with almost zero maintenance outside of basic watering. the garden is still used but only special planets get special treatment while the rest suffer from different pest and fungus that only have 1 mission, to kill the plant.

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Make way, your favourite instagram ho coming through

>> No.16454758

It's for multiple people you tards

>> No.16454799

>no cheese between hamburgers only down and top in a 10 patty abortion.
>burgers are probably raw in the middle, you can see it by the outer colour being too lightly browned for open flame.
>does the salt meme, ensuring it will be thrown out instead of eaten.
God, destroy these heathens.

>> No.16454869

I like the foam.

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>> No.16454921

It's party food you obsessed dingus.
Every American you accuse of eating this on the regular probably just heard of this recipe at the same time as you.

>> No.16454923

Unskilled Bitch Syndrome is the effect of Yuppie Mothers and girls who wanted to grow up as Disney Princesses.

>> No.16454928

Can't footfag to that shit.
Those toes touched the pavement.

The bird-shitted, dog shitted, cat pissed pavement. Add human feces if San Francisco

>> No.16454937

Sniveling doesn't make your shit less gross.
You're huffing aerolized shotgun blasts of shitspray pretending footfags don't have standards other than what you just said about them but you're huffing specs of fecal matter that's only reduced if the ass cheeks are spread. At least I can have a clean foot, but you can't polish microturds, you dog.

>> No.16454941

Crackers and cheese.

>> No.16454944

This is the quality argument I come to cooking and food for.

>> No.16454953

The best part about being a slut in a seafood restaurant is that no one would complain about the smell.

>> No.16454958

Easily avoidable mistake.
He deserved that shit.

>> No.16454965

Coffee helps.

>> No.16454968

fuckin kekd

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>> No.16455262

its not privilege when you earn it
>inb4 slave morality arguments

>> No.16455943

Do americans really do this? No wonder you're country's is going to shit

>> No.16455964

i have the wierdest boner right now

>> No.16456064

Low quality bate.

>> No.16456239

Do Americans really?
Whenever you ask this question, no matter what it is in relation to, the answer is always "Yes". Why? Because we're fucking Americans, and we do whatever we want. Make massive burger loafs? Slather everything in in barbecue and cheese? Go to the Moon? Win every world war? Have the only culture worth talking about in the entire world?

You're god damn right we really do. Because we're American, and you aren't. And that just pisses you off.

>> No.16456245

Don't forget that when they say this it's almost always a one-off ridiculous thing someone did either for attention or because of mental disease. They never seem to grasp that there are more people in Wyoming than their bombed out slavic hell hole too.

>> No.16456272

I believe he's just very autistic and so unable to behave normally in front of a camera

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>> No.16456353

masterbuilt electric fryer and they work fucking great

>> No.16456357

Cringiest post I've read all day. Well I say read, I skipped most of it cos it's gay as fuck and written by some underage retard. Well I hope for your sake you're underage, because if you're and adult and talk like that then that's just sad. You're a sad little person, aren't you? Trying to talk tough on the internet but you just come across as more of a faggot than anyone else lmao. You fucking loser. Some Americans are alright, you certainly aren't though, and I assume that even your fellow Americans find you kind of annoying and pathetic lmao.

>> No.16456363

Lad, >>16455943 was trolling, the WEBMS are of Germans.

>> No.16456401

What's the point of combining them if you don't want the effect of mixing them?

>> No.16456430


james bond burger?

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>> No.16456476

Literal pigs

>> No.16456512

holy shit I've seen this a million times but never watched to the end. what the fuck.

>> No.16456514

That's sad to watch, what condition does she have?

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>> No.16456520

She spent too much time on /b/

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got the vaccine

>> No.16456533

>not using the the extension in Anno Domini 2021

>> No.16456542


I fucked her the night before

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>> No.16456569

Can confirm.


>> No.16456672

Then why don't you open your own Float Shop then you feet sniffing, cum gargling, massive 200kg cuck?

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Her name is Cerebral Palsy. She has a condition called Charisse

>> No.16456750

I thought that was creamed corn at first but now I don't know what the bitch came up with.

>> No.16456752

How can a commercial full of hot women in bikinis acting whorish still be so gay?

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I fucking love cream corn.

>> No.16456764

damn, palsy girl can absolutely get it

>> No.16456779

fair enough
You still get them mixed, but when you just add the root beer on top of the ice cream you lose all the carbonation into the foam and are left with flat root beer
Because I worked in an ice cream shop in high school and I don't want to take a pay cut. Also, working at the ice cream shop turned me into a misanthrope.

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>> No.16457435

Based zoomers BTFOing "you wouldn't eat a hotdog if you knew how it was made" autists.

>> No.16457492

Possibly the most egregious garbage Jamie Oliveoil put out in a long career of being a jumped up dumb shit.
>not wasting meat, how terrible

>> No.16457522

I need that list of webms from like 20 threads back

>> No.16458092

why was he doing it in the episode ?

>> No.16458095

why is this nigga in a racquetball court

>> No.16458148

To make her fat, just how it looks. He regarded her post-baby body as one of the perks of having a baby, and she was working extra hard to avoid gaining weight during this pregnancy.

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being a hero

>> No.16458209

Zucc always struck me as someone who probably has at least some of the underlying mental differences that lead to ASD/Aspergers, and so he lacks a good chunk of the emotional intelligence and body language most people have. So he's constantly processing his environment and responses at a pretty conscious level, like when you overthink a particular social situation.
Watching videos of him interacting with foreigners or speaking a foreign language shows how natural he can be when he isn't trying to keep a persona.

>> No.16458247

How about you just slice the bread and serve regular sliders
how do you not even notice protein powder in a salad
lol.Nobody actually takes jamie oliver seriously tho

>> No.16458300

There are plenty of humans with those same features you find attractive in Jews.

>> No.16458320

Ok why the flying faggot fuck are jews have to do with food. faggot jews arent the enemy you stupid fucking retarded fuck. Die

>> No.16458392

tl;dr I am boring and split hairs, I've had every insult handed to me so you're just giving me boring (You)s to do so
I know what your getting at, but yuppies was/is a pejorative for a minority of families. Especially the kind of families whose daughters anons would be most likely to pay attention to due to social media and celebrity circles anyway. It's an easy target that feels good because you've got a physical thing to point at and deride, rather than the larger systemic issues that almost everyone reading this is associated with:
>Decline of stay-at-home parents
Yuppies would probably be the most likely to keep that status ironically. Most peers I knew in my poorish small town had both parents working something like a 9-5. In that kind of environment, you just seep up a lot less of the skills passed from generation to generation. Despite my Mom being a good cook, I learned most of my cooking from my Dad, since he'd usually be months between jobs. Also picked up a good sense of electronics and auto just from helping him over the years even if I wasn't into it until middle school/high school. It's hard to know what exactly you're missing if you never really experienced it in the first place, and people increasingly turn to:
>Commercialization of domestic private life
Yuppies would likely be the worst case, sure, but this trend really goes back to the start of mass media and the decline of agrarian society. We increasingly trade our free time for cold cash and use it to commoditize and enhance our individual experience. TV, radio, gaming, internet on one side, fast food and processed meals on another, and you get stuff like mukbang in place of the family meal. It's quite literally a cheapening of the experiences of life by changing the invaluable to valuable.

I just say this because you could wipe all the yuppy moms and brat princess wannabees off the earth, and you'd still have girls and guys trying to unironcially make steak in the microwave/oven.

>> No.16458509

Some recipes require the use of ashes.

>> No.16458595

Christ, you were triggered.

>> No.16458885

>my humorless bullshit is more intense than your humorless bullshit

>> No.16458890

"yuu woudnth eath a hottdog ifh yuu knew how ith wuth mathe"

>> No.16458926

That vegetarians will never recover or at least not with that sloppa

>> No.16459223

Anyone have the webm of the lady that cuts all her veggies with her teeth & drools them into whatever dish she's making?

>> No.16459241

I don't see the point of smoothies. It lets me eat a banana more quickly, but without the texture? I am already constantly craving food (not poor, just a fatass with an overactive appetite), why would I want my food to seem like even less?
I can think of two reasons for these:
> you're trying to fatten up an anorexic
> you can't eat solid food because of an injury

>> No.16459287

What do snobs have against scissoring pizza?

>> No.16459295

I'm mostly upset that he's eating plain spaghetti.

>> No.16459296

For more interesting flavor combinations. I think bananas are kind of bland on their own, but a banana/strawberry or a banana/peanut butter smoothie is the tits.

>> No.16459306

Flips or BR? What is this thing.

>> No.16459434

I mean, cocoa is a decent spice. I like using it in chili. I'm open to the idea of (a dusting of) chocolate on vegetables.

>> No.16459759
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tomorrow, this time
/ck/ vs /d/ in our 2nd match of the 4Chn World Cup 10 year aniversary tournament

>> No.16459812

make a thread tomorrow to remind us

>> No.16459813

This is /mlp/'s year, screencap this.

>> No.16459822
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will do, keep your eyes peeled


>> No.16459833

Go fuck off and shill your retard shit elsewhere.

>> No.16459907

lol this is great

>> No.16460045

>crusty dry feet

>> No.16460100
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>> No.16460153

It looks like tortas ahogadas.
Tortas ahogadas are pretty good.

>> No.16460174

I need to know what the fuck this "food" is

>> No.16460179

>US white culture

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>> No.16460250

That's why it's called beef Wellingdone... Fucking ape

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>> No.16460294
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>> No.16460313

Cringiest post I've read all day. Well I say read, I skipped most of it cos it's gay as fuck and written by some underage retard. Well I hope for your sake you're underage, because if you're and adult and talk like that then that's just sad. You're a sad little person, aren't you? Trying to talk tough on the internet but you just come across as more of a faggot than anyone else lmao. You fucking loser. Some Americans are alright, you certainly aren't though, and I assume that even your fellow Americans find you kind of annoying and pathetic lmao.

>> No.16460764

It wouldn't be that color plain

>> No.16461021

Imagine that being your come back lmao. Like I said, pathetic.

>> No.16461459

his fucking face at the end

>> No.16461468

He's crying about it in the next scene.

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I'd try it.

>> No.16461604

Maybe, but those don't even look like the same steaks.

>> No.16462406

God those Thai commercials are always tear jerkers.

>> No.16462463

absolute dogshit anon

>> No.16462492 [DELETED] 
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t-10 bongs until the game

>> No.16462533

>drenching your meat in algal bloom
maybe I'll stay vege

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>> No.16462552

He's a good goalscorer but how does he get out of there?

>> No.16462557

I hope they're doing well

>> No.16462560

What I don't understand is why he chose to move to another room to sit down and eat. If I am being so lazy that I eat out of the pan I just eat over the stove.

>> No.16462627

You're all fags

>> No.16462694

Leave >>16450281 and >>16454437 alone but other than that, yeah. This dumb ad at least clearly features the product, doesn't try to promote some other message and has fucking tits and ass. Better than 99% of ads I see today

>> No.16462702

Are you guys 15, by any chance?

>> No.16462707
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why did it turn cement grey?

>> No.16463125

why does it move at the start

>> No.16463136

Children are exactly the same as drunk adults.

>> No.16463154

proof how culturally rich gypsies are
>s̴o̸v̴l̴ ̸f̵o̸o̵d̴

>> No.16463160

was this directed by michael bay? what the fuck were those repeat shots lmao

>> No.16463166

god i wish i was american
do they still make commercials like this in the age of the woke cultists? probably not

>> No.16463173

This looks good except for the sauce, might try it

>> No.16463718 [DELETED] 
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about an hour including all the hype videos until /ck/ takes to the pitch against /d/ in the 4chn Worldcup

>> No.16463730

So go make a thread and don't shit up this one.

>> No.16464031

I laughed
Cozy house too

>> No.16465491

I usually tap out when she inserts the hotdog into her mouth. Reminds me of getting blown by my highschool gf

>> No.16466104

It senses the horrors it is about to go through.

>> No.16466138

I think by waste of food anon meant the parts of the loaf that get discarded

>> No.16466145

I actually kind of want to try that but I fear it may leave my toaster in need of considerable cleaning

>> No.16466151

Wut? Twitter is the platform that was used by the leftists, the fucks facebook got to do with it?

>> No.16466491

Soon he'll have an eggfort

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>> No.16466505

You're blinkered as fuck. It's not just about Trump.

>> No.16466590

>brings his entire family to a whore house

>> No.16466802

>inspecting every patty
I love the pageantry of this guy.

>> No.16466809

Meanwhile my 10 year-old cousin says its too hard to put a frozen dinner in the oven.

>> No.16467106

Remove captchas in /pol.

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>> No.16467137

Haven't seen this one before. How does the fella exit the stall?

>> No.16467262

You do know what the word new(ish) means? It certainly doesn't mean spamming an ancient webm that everybody has seen a million times before.

>> No.16467333

You know that unlike light there are no 'smellwaves', smells are literally particulate entering your nose. So when you small your 'braps' you are getting literal actual faeces in your nose, by extension your lips and eyes too. Think about that, you are aroused by literal, actual, human excrement. The worst thing a person could encounter on a sidewalk is the entire basis of your fetish.

>> No.16467416

I just want to say, thank god for .webms. Imagine sitting through an entire .gif of all this shit. Now I can just pull the timeline and see a slow probably boring 2min webm and its gist in 5 seconds. More often than no saving me from something that's neither enjoyable nor interesting.

>> No.16467431

its from turkey, but i have no idea what the fuck these gypsies are making

>> No.16467550

wew lad

>> No.16467691
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the ride never ends

>> No.16467767


>> No.16467772

he must sell all the eggs to leave
his neighboring egg fort and neighbor: surly boy, stands no chance.

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>site is well know for being politically incorrect,hating the norm, propaganda,hypocresy,corporate pandering and is formely know as the internet hate machine ever since 2004
>no no no sweaty this site has always been a tolerant safe space just like reddit, Twitter and tumbrl now do your mandatory privilege walk and take care of our society sacred cows :) im a right fellow oldfag friends?
go back

>> No.16467909

I can't...I just...I can't.

>> No.16468200

I can see a good chunk of my posts there, both here and in other boards (and I'm the one who posted it in this very thread). It has nothing to do with /pol/ and/or le Jews, I just think she's cute and I'd like to share this cute girl video with everyone else.

>> No.16468387

this is revolting but I probably would eat some.

>> No.16468397

>lives like a miser and is proud of that
>uses a metal fork instead of a plastic one
>he's going to have to buy a new skillet after scratching the nonstick coating
>he could have just washed the plastic fork like a metal one

>> No.16468423

its about to rain really fucking hard

>> No.16468473

looks good but i bet the patty is bland as fuck, a thick patty like that definitely needs some of that caramelized onions and bbq sauce inside it.

>> No.16468483

bet he also sleeps on the floor like the fucking dog he is. also:

>those downie eyes

>> No.16468682

at what point does being a fucking billionaire feature into this though? like why isn't he more confident? he could literally unironically and in all actuallity shit on the floor and spoon it into some persons mouth and everybody would skill kiss his feet.

>> No.16469017


>> No.16469030

...just learn ffmpg you retard

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>> No.16469059

big gay energy

>> No.16469496

>at what point does being a fucking billionaire feature into this though?
What if I told you that autism does not currently have a cure, only management of the symptoms?

>> No.16469577


>losing in fighting games

>> No.16469602

This is acceptable and then they cover it in fucking cheese. What is it with fat retards and covering everything in cheese?

>> No.16469826

I would eat the fuck out of that.
t. American

>> No.16469827

Hail to the King, baby.

>> No.16469854

>j*ws aren't enemy
Yes they are.

>> No.16469874

There are Jewish cliques that are the enemy, but that doesn't make Jews the enemy and not all Jews are included within them. There are also similar cliques centered on megachurches, Ivy League connections, and family dynasties. There is overlap between these groups, but they aren't united and yet they are all the enemy. If you try to finger just "Jews," you automatically lose.

>> No.16469925

In all seriousness, deep fried turkey is the best turkey.

>> No.16469933

i wonder what year old freezer meat tastes like

>> No.16469977

Not like a winner, that's for sure.

>> No.16470023

What a fucking asshole

>> No.16470576

I was hoping at least one of them wiped off the sauce.

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